sorry i got lost

Let me talk about other things first. In the book reviews, some people always say how they have the heart to leave Fujitaka, Toya, and wait for their relatives to run away. Let me explain here.

First of all, since the third world, Taiping has basically controlled himself from being emotionally involved. His attitude towards other people is basically watching animation or playing games, just like npcs. Of course, just like everyone watching animation and playing games, there will always be There is a character you like, and Taiping is not a machine, so although you suppress your feelings, you can still divide into closeness and non-closeness, but this kind of closeness is not as good as Athena, and of course it is not as good as the relatives on the original earth. , so in the case that it is necessary to hurt these people to go back, Taiping will still choose to go back, just like everyone playing games and doing a series of tasks, they already have a high degree of affection for a certain npc teammate, but later In order to clear the level, you need to kick him out of the team or even kill him. Of course you will choose to clear the level?

Of course, the characters in the time-traveled world are more real, so it is not easy to make up your mind, so I will try to arrange a reasonable method, but I don’t want to type so much in the book review, I just talked about Taiping’s psychological state, and some people said Taiping Heartless or something.

For example, if in the world of Saint Seiya, Taiping needs Athena's life to go back, then he will wait until Athena is replaced, that is, after Athena, who is a yarn weaving, dies. Only to assassinate the new generation of Athena.

In the magic onion world, if Neji's life is needed, Taiping will secretly help the whole world to kill Neji with the help of others.

In the world of Kazakura, if you say you can't bear to leave Fujitaka and the others behind, then why don't you have the heart to ignore your old parents on Earth?And this matter is easy to solve, just wait for Fujitaka and the others to die of old age.Not to mention that Sakura is the youngest member of Kinomoto's family, but with the identity of Kuro magician and Taiping's own knowledge, not to mention eternal life, it is no problem to prolong life for decades?

This is probably the case. If you accept it, then thank you for your continued support. If you don’t accept this statement and feel that the animation characters are more important than your relatives, then I can’t help it. ╮╭

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"Tsk... the welfare of elementary school students in District [-] is really good..."

Standing at the gate of the zoo, Zhang Taiping couldn't help sighing. <You..."

"Sakura, what are you still standing here for?" Zhishi ran over and grabbed Zhang Taiping's hand, and led him to the zoo, "Hurry up, the teacher is ready to divide into groups."

Then Taiping and others were assigned to observe the elephants.

"Well, the Penguin King slide that was overturned in Penguin Park this morning...it should be because Li Pai didn't run away...Is it right Xiao Ke?" After writing the observation diary, when it was lunch time, Taiping and Zhishi hid aside and released Xiao Ke came out and whispered.

"That's right! Li Pai is very confident in his own strength. He probably regards that slide as a strong man!"

"Then where should we find power cards?" Zhishi asked with some distress.

"How should I put it..." Taiping scratched his head, "I think it will appear nearby..."

"Oh!"

As soon as Zhang Taiping finished speaking, there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. With the sound, the ground shook for a while.

"Look!"

Spreading his hands calmly, Taiping had an expression of "I got it right".

What follows is an increasingly mundane sense of thud and vibration.

Taiping patted his butt and stood up.

"Come on, the elephant is the strongest in this zoo, so Li Pai must have gone there."

Back to the elephant, an elephant is being lifted into the air by something.

"Ahem!" Taiping cleared his throat, pointed at the elephant suspended in the air and shouted: "Let go of that elephant! Come and have a good fight with my old lady!"

Li Pai put down the elephant and showed his figure in front of the Taiping.

It was a petite girl.

Clow Rido is indeed a lolicon!

Seeing Li Pai rushing towards him, Taiping sneered, squatted halfway, clasped his hands in circles, and made a Tai Chi starting gesture.

Just let you take a look at the super cheat that 80.00% of [-] traversers must have - Tai Chi!Great!

Taiping who thinks so...

He was thrown out by the force card in an instant.

"This is unscientific, learn, learn, learn... Fengshen girl!"

Zhang Taiping, who was thrown into the air, was shocked, and quickly took out the Clow card to stabilize his body.

"Kouhu! Isn't Taijiquan a sharp weapon for people to block and kill Buddhas? It also comes with a full range of magic proficiency, a 100% bonus for cultivating enlightenment, ignoring the level difference, etc. Super powerful golden thighs and the like Isn't it? Why is it so bad to be on my mother's side, Hundan!"

Zhang Taiping roared furiously in his heart, then he pulled out the magic wand pinned to his waist, turned it into a sword with the sword card, put the sword behind his back with both hands, and clamped the blade with his feet.

"Windmill Slash!" (Note 1)

The body turned into a huge windmill and slashed towards Li Pai.

Just when Taiping was about to cut the power card, Little Loli punched the side of the blade, and the rampaging windmill instantly deviated from the track and crashed straight into the bushes beside it.

"Bah!"

Flapping the leaves and weeds on his body, Taiping quickly got out again, tilting his head in distress.

"It's too bad... The Taijiquan of the big plug-in has somehow failed. Is this kind of situation where one strength can be reduced by ten sessions?"

"Sakura, what are you doing! How can you compare your strength with a power card as a magician!"

Xiao Ke shouted frantically from the side.

"That's right!" Taiping thumped his palm suddenly, "I'm a magician!"

Pulling out the wand again, Taiping used the water card to control the water in the nearby pool to rush towards the power card. The huge water column was instantly scattered by the force card's small fist. In the water mist all over the sky, a giant dragon composed of thunder Chaoli Pai rushed over.

"Bao Saki Luke!" (Note 2)

Li Pai, who was hit straight, used its hands to tear the Thunder Dragon apart. Although he still suffered a lot of damage, in the face-to-face confrontation with Lei Pai, Li Pai actually won. up.

"This shit is too mysterious..."

Zhang Taiping was almost powerless to complain, this card was the most difficult one he encountered so far.But now is not the time to be in a daze, taking advantage of the power card being temporarily paralyzed, Taiping first used the shield to cover himself with egg shells, and then kicked hard on the big tree behind him, under the acceleration of the jumping card, flying card and wind card , the whole person ran towards the power card.

"Super Overlord Movie Bomb!" (Note 3)

This time, Li Pai finally failed to block it, and was knocked flying by Taiping's head.

"Huh!" Getting up from the ground, Zhang Taiping wiped the sweat from his forehead, walked up to the power card, and tapped it with his magic wand, "Girl! The Ai family has recognized your strength. subordinates!"

Turning to look at Xiao Ke, "I feel more and more that there is something wrong with Culolido's classification..."

"This...it's not that the high level of the card means it must be difficult to deal with...that's right! That's it...ahhahahaha..." Xiao Ke said while rubbing his head in embarrassment.

Not long after returning from the zoo, Taiping was invited to participate in the cultural festival of Xingstriped High School where Taoya was located. Because her brother-in-law and her subordinates all gave tickets, she distributed a lot to her classmates.

"Is the student welfare in District [-] really that good?"

Zhang Taiping, who was standing at the gate of Stars and Stripes High School, sighed again.

Compared with other schools, the cultural festival of Stars and Stripes High School is nothing special. It is basically various stalls and game activities prepared by various clubs and classes, and there is also a performance held by several grades in the gymnasium.

"Oh..." Zhang Taiping suddenly realized, "So that's what you mean by helping?"

"That's right! Thanks to Yingdian's script!" Mingjiu rubbed his hands and smiled apologetically, "That... we still lack a witch role here... I don't know about you, Yingdian..."

"No problem!" Taiping patted his chest and said.

"Eh?" Seeing Zhang Taiping raising his hand, Mingjiu subconsciously crouched in defense with his head in his arms, and after he came to his senses, he asked in surprise, "Yingdian, did you agree?"

"Hmm! Isn't it very interesting? It's good to have fun, anyway, even if something goes wrong, it will damage the reputation of your class."

"Uh……"

Following Akihisa to the backstage of the temporary stage in the gymnasium, Shirou and others are preparing stage equipment.

"Sakura?! Why are you here?!"

Zhang Taiping turned his head...

Momoya in a princess costume came into view...

Taoya in princess costume...

princess dress...

Momoya...

"puff!!!"

Taiping spat out a mouthful of old blood, then pounded the floor and laughed wildly.

"Hahahahaha! What kind of look do you have, hahahaha!!!"

"I can't help it! Who asked our class to have a reverse show in the stage play!"

Taoya blushed and explained loudly.

"Oh... I can't do it anymore..." Taiping, who was paralyzed on the ground with a smile, said to Zhishi beside him: "Tomoshi, you must make a copy of today's video tape for me!"

"Wait for me!"

"Toya! There are still a lot of things to prepare!" Yukito, who played the role of canned mackerel, came over and dragged Toya away, "Sakura, have fun~"

"Ah... I'm already very happy..." Taiping, who was out of breath from laughing, recovered after a long time, and asked Dahe beside him, "So, where is my costume?"

"Eh? Why do you ask me?" Da He was stunned for a moment.

"Huh? Didn't you take the role I replaced before?"

Zhang Taiping said it as a matter of course, and the reason was so good that Dahe couldn't refute it at all.

"Ahaha... this... Yingdian, I'd better change the costume quickly!" Long Er hurriedly handed over the costume, and then ran aside with Da He, letting her relieve herself.

The stage play Cinderella of Class D of the second year that Toya is in is about to start. Tomoyo bids farewell to Sakura and runs to the auditorium to start filming.

After appreciating a reverse version of Cinderella, I went to a few song and dance shows, and then it was the turn of the stage play of class f of the first year.

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a prince who was handsome and brave, but recently, he was very distressed.

Emiya Shirou in the costume of a prince makes his debut.

"Ah... gods all over the sky, what should I do? My father asked me to marry the princess of the leading country, but... the person I love is not her!"

Narrator: Although the prince doesn't like the princess of the leading country, but for his father and the country, he finally decided to take his loyal knights to marry the princess, but in a place he didn't know, the prince's maid was silently Watching him go away.

Emiya Prince and his three knights, Yoshii Akihisa, Takasu Ryuuji and Oga Tatsumi posed a few poses on the stage and then retreated, while Matou Sakura in a maid outfit poked her head out from behind the prop tree Come and watch them go away affectionately.

Narrator: The prince and his entourage crossed thousands of mountains and rivers, and went through ninety-nine and 81 difficulties, and finally came to the outside of the castle where the king of the neighboring country was.

"King of the country~ I have come to marry your daughter as agreed!" Wei Gong said standing in front of the city gate.

Onizuka Hideyoshi dressed as a king appeared on the castle.

"Prince of the neighboring country, you have fully demonstrated your sincerity by being able to come here, but... to marry my daughter, you must go to that cave on a certain mountain to look for that witch, from her Only after obtaining a bottle of panacea, can I marry my daughter to you!"

Narrator: The four princes set off again, but this time they encountered a problem. A petite but extremely powerful girl stood in front of them.

"I'm insomnia!" Dahe, who was carrying a huge gourd on his back, said while leaning on a wooden knife, "Don't let me fall asleep, and no one can pass through here!"

Narrator: So, the dragon knight who was in charge of reading bedtime stories to the prince stayed behind, and the remaining three continued to move forward. When passing through a forest, they were attacked by assassins.

Hilda, who was dressed in black, jumped out, took the parasol and knocked the three princes to the ground.

"Why did you attack us?" Wei Gong asked, who was lying on the ground.

Hilda pointed at the male deer with her umbrella and said, "This man trampled all the flowers in my flower field to death on horseback a month ago. If you don't want to die, give him to me and let me take him back to help me." Plant flowers!"

Narrator: Because it was the deer knight who was at fault, he had to follow the bitter master back to plant flowers. The prince brought the only knight to the cave where the witch was.

Grey-robed witch Kinomoto Sakura appears.

"Stupid human~ what are you trying to do here?"

"The one you respect is probably that witch," Emiya bowed to Taiping, "I came here to seek the panacea."

"Hmph..." Taiping sneered, "My panacea will only be given to those who have true love in their hearts. Do you dare to accept my test?"

Emiya nodded firmly.

"Then... Dirge of the Soul!" (Note 4)

The huge black shadow instantly enveloped the entire stage, but retreated quickly. Although it came and went quickly, this exaggerated "special effect" still caused a commotion from the audience.

"Cut! You are lucky!"

Zhang Taiping took out a small bottle from the sleeve of the gray robe and threw it to Wei Gong, her part of the scene was over here, after returning to the backstage, she took out a card.

"Fog card? Corrosive fog... Fortunately, it was discovered early."

The performance on stage continued.

Narrator: The prince who got the elixir returned to the castle with the remaining knights and brought the princess back.

As soon as Tohsaka Rin in a princess costume appeared on the stage, the audience burst into cheers.

"Hey, Rin's popularity is really high." Taiping laughed teasingly in the background.

"Hmph!" Matou Sakura wrinkled her nose, "But Shirou chose me in the end!"

"Student Jiantong, get ready to go on stage!" The students in the working group shouted to the backstage.

Narrator: I took the princess back to my own country, but what greeted the prince and others was a shocking change!

"His Royal Highness! My Royal Highness!" Matou Sakura changed into a gorgeous aristocratic costume, and said to Emiya: "I have killed the king and queen who hindered our union, and no one can stop us anymore Together!"

"What?!" Tohsaka Rin stepped forward and said in disbelief, "You can do such a cruel thing!"

"Because my love for His Royal Highness has surpassed everything!" Matou Sakura raised her head proudly after glancing at Tohsaka Rin contemptuously.

Rin Tohsaka pointed at the rebellious maid with a face full of righteous indignation, "After doing such a thing, you thought your highness would... er..."

In the middle of speaking, the prince standing behind her drew out the long sword at his waist and stabbed it into her body.

"For...why..."

The princess of the neighboring country died with regret.

"Oh! Your Royal Highness! I knew it! We are...uh..."

Matou Sakura, who jumped at the prince, was also stabbed to death by him.

Putting the sword in his hand back into the scabbard, Prince Emiya smiled at Mingjiu: "Now, no one can stop us from being together..."

Narrator: The prince and his knight finally came together, gratifying, gratifying and congratulating.

……

According to incomplete statistics, because of the two stage plays of this cultural festival, more than 30.00% of the students in Xingshui High School have completely lost their three views, and about [-]% of the students have the idea of ​​​​running into Buddhism.

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Note 1: The moves of the protagonist Tie Jian in the early manga "Urban Storm" by Aoyama Gosho.

Note 2: The fourth magic of Kashu Bellu in "Golden Boy Kashu".

Note 3: In "Mobile Suit Gundam Fighting Legend G", the Dongfang Bubai style's move is a map attribute attack in the machine battle.

Note 4: Shadow Fiend's big move in dota, the shortcut key is r.

ps: Both "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" and "Oriental Lingling Dream" have been updated, so it's a bit late, but the majesty of the eldest lady in Lingling Dream has broken the table...

ps2: I suddenly remembered that in the previous chapter it was said that Sakura and Toya were generated by the other half of Clowrido’s magic power, but I remembered wrongly. In fact, it should be at the end that Elio asked Sakura to divide his magic power in half To Fujitaka, thank you for your correction. Since I made a mistake, I will assume that it was Zhang Taiping who made a mistake, so the analysis is wrong. The protagonist is taking the blame for the author or something...isn't it normal? ╮╭

ps3: 3k in the collection!So happy!But there are still so few book reviews for Mao!not happy!