sorry i got lost

Continue to use the preface to confuse the number of words...

Someone raised the question that Taiping has always been in soy sauce... Look at the profile dear~ I am Huang Tiansang who never cheats!

I was stuck in a traffic jam today, and I didn’t get home until after eight o’clock... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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Under the leadership of Saori, the four of them left the coffee shop and walked to the second floor of the nearest McDonald's. The black cat was sitting in the corner holding a mobile phone.

In the past, two tables were merged, Saori and Kuromao sat together, facing Kyosuke and Kirino, and Taihei moved a chair to sit on the side.

After confirming that everyone was present, Saori began to introduce each other.

"These three are, Mrs. Kiririn and the special guest, Mrs. Kyosuke and Mrs. Yukaku, Mrs. Kiririn's two elder brothers. This is one of our group members..."

"...nickname 'Black Cat'..."

The girl named Black Cat introduced herself in a cold, emotionless tone.

There is no police officer... Taiping is disappointed.

"That... I'm Kiririn, please take care of me."

Kirino was still a little nervous.

"I, Kyosuke Takasaka, I'm sorry for participating in the middle."

"Taihei Kosaka, just call me Abe Knightrod in this state." (Note 1)

At some point, Taiping's cloak was turned upside down by him, and it became black on the inside and red on the outside.

"It's changed again! Your name has changed again! Don't think I don't know you if you change the cloak!"

At this moment, Kosaka Kyosuke is possessed by the soul of Zhao Benshan, he is not fighting alone!

"Uruse! This is my perfect body!"

Saori looked at the two happily from the side, while Kirino had an expression of "it's embarrassing to know them".

"Taihei Kosaka?"

Still with a cold voice, the black cat asked: "Could it be that you are that freak who has already obtained a degree in space physics and mechanical engineering abroad, but still went back to Japan to go to junior high school?"

"Huh? Taiping, have you ever done such a thing?" Kyosuke asked in surprise, and Kirino also looked over in surprise.

"Uh... haven't I told you guys?" Taiping scratched his head, "I don't seem to have said it... Well, it's not a big deal anyway."

"No, no, this is already amazing, okay?" Kyosuke rolled his eyes, "By the way, when have you been abroad?"

"It's the summer vacation of the first two years. I used to do correspondence courses. After I finished, I went out during the summer vacation, and then they issued me a certificate."

"...Don't talk about getting a degree like going out to buy a bottle of soy sauce! Those good students will cry when they find out! They will definitely cry!"

"Oh, I didn't expect Abel's background to be so big, I was really shocked!" Saori ignored Kyosuke's complaint of "You don't have to cooperate with him so much! Just call him Taiping!" I clapped my hands to attract everyone's attention, "But this is our second meeting, so let's get back to the topic!"

"To the point?... Did the administrator invite me to this place just for the so-called second meeting?"

The black cat who probably guessed Saori's thoughts didn't appreciate it, and still maintained a cold attitude.

"Don't use 'Administrator' as a foreign address, just call me 'Saori' politely. It's rare to get together, Mr. Black Cat, so don't be rigid about etiquette here, just have a good time!"

So the black cat began to speak venomously very informally.

"That kind of body shape is also called 'Shazhi'. It can really be called an export. It's really thick-skinned."

"Yeah, this is the first time someone said that..."

"Of course, because the Miss Chuchu you portrayed on the Internet matches your nickname too well...but the real body is like this, which can be regarded as fraud. Even if it's a joke, it's bad nature...but that' Bart (why is the hair crab?) Er' is very apt, which is a little bit self-aware... But your strange accent and dress... and the 'nin' at the end of the sentence, you..."

"It feels like an outdated disgusting otaku."

Tong Nao, who was huddled on the side, suddenly rushed out to make up for it.

"A failure case of contrasting cuteness?" Taiping also joined in the fun.

"You, you guys!! Informality does not mean casual poisonous tongue!"

Kyosuke couldn't help jumping out to fight the injustice.

"Well, Kyousuke-san, don't be so angry. Thank you for being angry because of me... But that level of bad words is like a breeze, and it's still very comfortable, so don't worry about it, and Kyousuke-san can say a few words. mind~"

"I think you are a super nice person, but the last redundant sentence confuses me again!"

"No, no, no, this level can no longer be said to be a good person...but he is just like you!"

"Who are you calling Shaking M!"

"Yeah... You who are willing to be called and drank by Kirino, is it not an exaggeration to say that you are shaking?"

"Who is willing!"

"Who is calling and drinking!"

Again, as expected of brothers and sisters, the synchronization rate is really high.

"Hahaha, your family really loves each other, and this only child is very envious... Then, in this harmonious atmosphere, everyone, how about introducing yourself again?"

"Which eye do you see 'love each other' and 'harmony'! Are those glasses on the bridge of your nose a decoration?!"

Kyosuke accidentally reveals the truth.

"..."

"..."

Both Black Cat and Kirino are hesitating.

In order for his younger sister to make friends, the dead sister-in-law Kyosuke put all his life's intelligence into the present, and finally he came up with a passable method, so he suggested.

"Then, how about taking turns asking questions to those who introduced themselves? In that case, speak well. Ah, of course you have the right to 'pass', so just take turns."

"Hmm, good idea! As expected of Kyousuke-san...then let's start with the black cat!"

"...It's decided casually..."

The black cat stared at Kyosuke and Saori, and said with some reluctance, but under Saori's persuasion, she still took a sip of hot coffee, and whispered in a nonchalant tone: "Ah, forget it... The name has already been said. Is there anything else I should say?"

"Well, hurry up, the next question is... how about the question 'what was the most panicked moment recently?'?"

The black cat first complained about Saori's entertainment-like problem, then pondered for a while expressionlessly, and finally said lightly: "In order to contribute to the acbili animation, I was seen by my sister while dancing while wearing cat ears...then I was really panicking."

Holding the black tea, Taiping shook his hand slightly...a...acbili? ...No, today I want to be elegant...

Resisting the desire to slap the table and complain, Taiping took a sip of black tea lightly.

At this time, Kirino still couldn't let go, so she asked the question, but Kyosuke just asked "What's your favorite food?" This is a very ordinary question that fits his identity very well.

"Fish...um, is this okay?"

The black cat answered the question very cooperatively.

"Then it's Taiping's turn to ask questions!"

"Well," Taiping put the black tea in his hand on the table gracefully, and Taiping asked the question that he had been wondering for a long time, "Maybe I don't know enough about otaku culture, may I ask Miss Black Cat's cosplay outfit today?" ?”

"Is it true that you don't understand it deeply enough?" The black cat is still expressionless, but can vaguely feel her slight displeasure, "[Fourth Lord] Treya, (Note 2) from "maschera ~The Wailing of the Beast Who Fallen into the Mortal World~"——The storyline and the painting can be regarded as the best works nowadays. It is broadcast every Thursday evening, please be sure to watch it!"

...Trea?What's that?Why would there be a strange thing that I don't know... wait... the fourth prince... seems to be a bit impressed... very bad...

Just when Taiping was struggling with where he had heard this strange name, Kirino finally fought the black cat.

"Ah... Isn't that Lu Xixi's Li Fan? (Note 3) It is indeed called the second disease animation of the evil eye in the dark department."

"...You said something that attracted people's attention. Could it be that Lu Xixi is that... Barabara..."

"Ratings? What's that thing?... Chirping..."

"Pay attention to your bad words! What is the animation of the second disease in the middle school?... Crackling..."

"Stop stop stop! You two don't stand up and sit down for me! Calm down! It's just an animation. Huh?"

Kyosuke decisively went to attract the firepower to scold him, and it really was shaking M.

"It's just animation?"

Kirino and Black Cat suppressed Kyosuke with just one word, the level difference between S and M is too much...

After the persuasion failed, Kyosuke stretched out his claws to Saori, even if it is circle glasses, it can be regarded as a kind of glasses girl, isn't it?And the boobs are not small.

"Where did I hear this name?"

The elegant Zhang Taiping was deep in thought...

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Note 1: From "Blood of the Holy Demon", it is also a blood-sucking species. After updating, I found that this note was missed... otz

Note 2: From Guo Siniang's novel "Grand Trail"!Didn't you guess?I knew you wouldn't guess it!Ah ha ha ha ha ha!After all, I changed the shape... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 3: The meaning of Lifan in District [-] and Lifan in Tianchao are different. Lifan in District [-] refers to programs that are not very popular... probably explained like this...

ps: Regarding the title, yes!Huang Tian, ​​the great pit-digger, also died. After unremitting efforts, he finally changed his job and became the 2K Klan! (Applause, flowers and cheers)

ps2: Since I became a 2K Klan, I no longer have to worry about my lack of game time! o(≧v≦)o