sorry i got lost

0084 - You have magical skills, I have science

I didn't want to code today...but my wii handle is out of power...otz

Going to the supermarket tomorrow to buy rechargeable batteries... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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After returning to Hengshan from Huashan, Taiping recorded all the Hengshan swordsmanship learned from the cave, handed it to Mr. Mo Da, and told him the origin of these swordsmanship.

"Oh? So you also remember the other schools of swordsmanship?"

Mo Da stroked his beard and asked.

"Well, except for my Hengshan and Huashan, the other schools of kung fu are well preserved, and there are not many moves in that cave."

"Then what are your plans?"

"Of course I won't pay it back, and they won't give me any money after paying it back... And after learning their sword moves, we can still use the Songshan School's sword moves to trap Zuo Lengchan... Hehehe..."

Seeing that Taiping began to laugh while talking, Mr. Mo Da couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"It's up to you..." Shaking the sword moves in his hand, he shook his head and sighed, "These sword moves are not as exquisite as the ones you deduced..." Then he went for a walk in the back mountain with his hands behind his back.

……

Recently, Zuo Lengchan has a big head.

Originally, he arranged a lot of people to pretend to be the Devil's Cult to attack people from other Sword Sects, hoping to make everyone share the same hatred, and then promote the merger of the Five Sacred Sects.I didn't expect to be tricked by someone. Someone pretended to be a demon cult and attacked the disciples of other mountains. Then when he was about to lose, he switched to the very exquisite Songshan sword technique, wounded a lot of people, and then fled.

"They're all a bunch of idiots! How can I be caught doing things!"

Zuo Lengchan roared angrily. He used to think that those idiots were too easy to deceive, so he casually put the shit bowl on the devil's head. Now that he himself was caught in the shit bowl, he realized that the idiot is a double-edged sword. ah!

"Don't let me know which rat did it!"

After slamming a table corner off, the big-headed Zuo Lengchan began to think about how to convince those idiots that he was innocent.

Just when Taiping was teasing Zuo Lengchan happily, the system task came again.

"Du~ This is the system of 'the sea is boundless, and the home is the shore' system, and now a new task is released."

Taiping's big Songyang palm sent a disciple of Taishan School flying, and let out a long laugh.

"I'm here to play with you today, one day my Demon Cult will kill all of you Wuyue Sword Sect! Hahahaha..."

Then he turned over the wall and left a group of Taishan Taoist priests with bruised noses and swollen faces and ran away.

"Doo~ Mission released: The Mystery of Meizhuang."

"Uh... just finished fighting with Feng Qingyang not long ago, and now you want me to go and let Ren Woxing go?"

Taiping scratched his head, although he was not afraid of Ren Woxing's star-absorbing force, but it was a bit troublesome to sneak into Meizhuang. When he was considering whether to go in directly, the task content released by the system made him kneel immediately.

"Doo~ Mission objective: Request proof of Huang Zhonggong's arm strength."

Taiping, who was playing "flying on the tree", didn't raise his breath, and fell into the bushes all of a sudden.

"What the hell is this?"

"Du ~ "Swordsman" original text: "When he was thinking about it, Huang Zhonggong had already lifted the bedding on the bed and lifted the bed board. Underneath was an iron plate with a copper ring on it. Huang Zhonggong held the copper ring and lifted it up. Lifting, an iron plate with a width of four feet and a length of five feet was lifted up, revealing a long square hole. This iron plate is half a foot thick, and it is very heavy...'A foot in the Ming Dynasty was 31.1 centimeters. It can be obtained that the volume of the iron plate is 300802.31 cubic centimeters. Under normal circumstances, the density of iron is 7.9 grams cubic centimeters. However, based on the conversion of the cast iron industry in the Ming Dynasty, the density of iron at this time is generally about 7.2 grams cubic centimeters, so It can be obtained that the weight of the iron plate is 2376338.249 grams, or 2.376338249 tons... This is unscientific! So I hope you can find out the truth. Above."

Just got up, Zhang Taiping, who was cleaning the weeds on his body, suddenly knelt down again...

……

West Lake Plum Village.

Jiangnan Four Friends, Ding Jian, and Shi Lingwei, the gatekeepers, were all lying on the ground unable to move.

"You... who are you?"

The boss Huang Zhonggong asked in surprise and anger.

Taiping ignored him, rubbing his chin and muttering to himself: "That's not right... If you have a punch of 2 tons, not to mention the speed of light punch of the Gold Saint, at least the punch of Silver's speed of sound should be able to do it. ...it seems that the problem is still with that board."

Thinking of this, Taiping walked towards the inner room.

"What do you want to do?! You want to rescue that person, right?!" "Stop it! If you let that person out, the world will be in chaos!" "It's over, it's over... Our brothers are dying now... "

The six people lying on the ground suddenly panicked, they had no choice but to have their acupuncture points tapped, and could only watch helplessly as Taiping walked into the inner room.Just when they were desperate, Taiping walked out with the "iron plate".

"Damn! It really is wood wrapped in iron!"

Throwing the "iron plate" aside, Zhang Taiping stepped forward to untie the acupoints of Huang Zhonggong and others.

"I'm sorry," cupped the hands of the startled and uncertain people, "I've said it all, I'm here to investigate something, if you hadn't been blocking me from coming in, I wouldn't have tapped your acupoints, right? ?”

Huang Zhonggong gave a dumbfounded salute, and then asked, "Young man, why did you come to my Meizhuang?"

"Oh, I just want to see if the board is pure iron."

"That's it?"

"That's it."

A mouthful of old blood gushed into Huang Zhonggong's throat, and he suppressed it forcefully. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Then what else do you want, young man?"

"Nope," Taiping scratched his head, then thumped his palms, "Oh, by the way, to express my apologies, let me remind you, and ask God to know? If one day, someone brings "Guangling San", "Said Yi" "Tie" or something like that came to you for a martial arts competition, then Xiang Wentian didn't run away."

After finishing speaking, Taiping didn't care about Huang Zhonggong and others who were still stunned, and patted his buttocks and left.

After leaving Demeizhuang, Taiping found a hotel, picked a seat by the window, ordered a jug of wine and a few small dishes, and started eating.

"Do you know the "Sword Manual of Exorcising Evil" from the Lin family in Fuzhou?"

While eating happily, I suddenly heard a big man talking to his partner at the table next to him.

"I know. Back then, Lin Yuantu used the "Evil Resisting Sword Manual" to shock both black and white. It's a pity that the father and son of the tiger, his descendants have practiced the "Evil Resisting Sword Manual" so badly."

The friend with the goatee shook his head and said.

"You're no fart!"

"How do you talk!"

"After listening to what I said, you will know!" The big man patted his chest triumphantly, "Lin Zhennan's evil sword technique is indeed not a fart, but his son Lin Pingzhi, hehe..."

"Lin Pingzhi? If I remember correctly, didn't he join the Huashan School?"

The goatee is odd.

"Don't interrupt!" The big man patted the table unhappily, "A while ago, a crazy monk ran to Huashan, trying to kidnap Linghu Chong, Huashan's first disciple. The winner was decided, and the monk took advantage of the opportunity to escape. Two days later, the monk did not give up, and secretly returned to Mount Hua to arrest Linghu Chong. In the end, the monk ran into Lin Pingzhi who was coming, and the two of them fought for less than thirty strokes, and the monk was captured by him."

Goatee asked in surprise: "Less than thirty strokes? Doesn't that mean that this Lin Pingzhi is stronger than Yue Buqun? How long has it been since Lin Pingzhi worshiped Huashan?"

"You're so stupid! Who said that Lin Pingzhi used the Huashan sword technique?"

"Evil Sword Technique?"

"nonsense!"

"I've seen Lin Zhennan's evil sword technique before, but it can only be considered third-rate..."

"I'm thinking, Lin Zhennan's talent is not enough, but he gave birth to a good son, and he has carried forward his family's evil swordsmanship..." The big man said this, and suddenly lowered his voice: "I heard that there are many demons from the Demon Sect They are all rushing to Fuzhou now, wanting to seize the Lin family's sword manual, so I don't know if Lin Pingzhi will be able to go back in time."

"Yes!" Taiping picked his teeth while getting up, paying the bill and leaving, "Go to Fuzhou to watch the excitement."

……

Huashan faction.

There is something wrong with Xuan.

Yue Buqun recruited all the disciples, and said: "Now the monsters of the Demon Sect are staring at Ping's family's sword manual. Ping Zhi is my Huashan disciple, and now the family is in trouble. Of course, my Huashan sect can't just stand by. I decided to take you as my teacher. Let's go to Fuzhou together to resist the Demon Cult together!"

Lin Pingzhi lowered his head, curled his lips in disdain, then stepped forward and bowed, "Thank you, master."

"Hey..." Yue Buqun waved his hand, "Actually, with your skill level, you should be fearless, but after all, two fists are hard to beat four hands, so it would be good to have more people to watch over you."

Ning Zhong also said: "Pingzhi, don't be polite here. It's not too late. Let's get on the road as soon as possible."

"Yes, thank you, Mistress." Lin Pingzhi turned to Linghu Chong and the others, "I also thank all senior brothers for their help."

……

Songshan faction.

Lu Bai walked up to Zuo Lengchan and bowed, "Brother, are you looking for me?"

"Call the disciples and go to Fuzhou!"

"Yes!"

Lu Bai turned and left.

"Evil Resisting Sword Manual...Hmph! Yue Buqun...Hmph!"

Zuo Lengchan played with the cup in his hand, and after a while, the tea in it turned into ice cubes.

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ps: Mr. Jin didn't learn physics well. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps2:

Long ago, God said:

I want to find some angels to bring truth, kindness and beauty to the world.

Therefore, he selected a group of the most innocent angels,

Give them the most truth, goodness and beauty.

However, while the angels have gained the truth, goodness and beauty,

What is most important must be given in exchange.

In this way, for the mission of the angels,

handed over the most important thing,

In exchange for truth, kindness and beauty,

Go to the world.

But they will never forget that once the most important thing.

Therefore, during the journey in the world, the angels spend their whole lives tirelessly looking for it.

It's so warm and beautiful,

But lost forever.

Angels would rather sacrifice their own integrity,

In exchange for your smile.

Therefore,

Cherish those unruly people around you,

They were sent by God,

Guard your angel.

——Excerpt from a long **

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