sorry i got lost
0135 - How many things in ancient and modern times are all jokes
It's Teacher's Day today... Loli H didn't send me a fruit photo... I'm so sad for the principal!Feeling tired, not love! _(:3∠)_
By the way... I did a survey, and many people thought I was asking for votes... As a result, the number of recommended votes has increased... Is asking for votes such a useful method? ! !
Then why was the comment area still empty when I asked for comments and complaints? ! !
Is it really because my book is too serious, too serious, too profound and too lacking in flaws? ! ! !
In addition...someone voted for comments and rewards again...don't waste money...I didn't intend to sign this book...
By the way, the recent code word speed is a bit unscientific... Is it the way I open the word wrong? (ˉ﹃ˉ)
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"end of the century?"
Just as everyone was staring dumbfounded at Tai Ping, who was playing tricks in the sky, Princess Weber suddenly said.
"Oh, right!"
Zhang Taiping patted his forehead.
"It's 1990 in the First Era!"
The white dress on his body began to flow like mercury, and after a while, it formed a very post-modernist-style mask. (Note 1)
"A magician from the future?! What are you playing...uh..."
The disdainful Weber was about to laugh at Taiping and relieve the tension of being frightened by Director Ken just now, but he was speechless immediately.
What made him shut up was the green goblin skateboard under Zhang Taiping's feet, which was full of futuristic shapes and materials that reflected strange luster. No matter how you looked at it, it couldn't be something made by modern technology.
"Bastard! No matter what era you come from, you dare to stand taller than me! You are asking for your own death!"
Finally, Jin Xingxing came to his senses, waved his hand vigorously, and countless strange weapons mixed with Jin Xingxing's anger of being interrupted again, threw towards Taiping.
"Yoho~ I'm afraid of you, a primitive person, compared to the number?"
Zhang Taiping snapped his fingers, and countless green data streams composed of 0 and 1 appeared behind him. From the densely packed data streams, hundreds of floating cannons appeared, and red rays of light pierced the night sky , Blowing up all the precious treasures thrown by Jin Glittering to pieces.
"Bastard! How dare you! How dare you despise me so much!"
Jin Shining's blond hair seemed to stand up even more, but no matter how much it stood up, he couldn't become a Super Saiyan.
"Ah... Excuse me," Taiping scratched his head, "It seems that the word 'hybrid' seems to be a curse word in your era, but in the future, it is just a neutral word, because in the future, aliens Humans and those born from intermarriage of transformed humans are considered 'hybrids'."
Zhang Taiping spread his hands and continued: "Actually, in a narrow sense, there are not many 'pure breeds' in this era? Not to mention the intermarriage between magicians and ordinary people, just Europeans, Asians, Americans, etc. Marriage between people can also be regarded as hybrids? In a narrower sense, there are also many races in Europe, Asia and America..."
Zhang Taiping counted his fingers very seriously to Jin Xianxian, an old fool.
"Let's take the heroic spirits here as an example. In history, King Arthur has the blood of the red dragon or is the incarnation of the red dragon, and the King of Conquerors also has the legend of the son of Zeus. Finally, if you guessed correctly, you golden The guy is supposed to be Gilgamesh, the hero king who has two-thirds god and one-third human blood?"
"You damn bastard! How dare you insult the oldest and only king in this world!"
The furious Jin Glitter pulled out the Deviation Sword from the King's Treasure.
"Oh... I don't know if it's the oldest one..." Zhang Taiping rubbed his nose indifferently, "Anyway, the historical records about you have long since disappeared in our era. Regarding your existence, I still Because I was bored in the past two days, I only found out after reading all the books in Fuyuki City... Speaking of which, except for the clear historical records of the conqueror Iskandar, no matter whether it is a saber, lancer or archer, It's some characters from the unofficial history...Speaking of which, the Holy Grail system is really amazing...It can even produce virtual characters, what's the scientific name...Sky Heroic Spirit?"
Seeing their own existence being questioned, Saber and Lancer also became impatient, and they drew their weapons at Zhang Taiping at the same time.Jin Shining frowned, but instead put away the Deviant Sword, he was so proud that he didn't bother to bully the less.
"Take back your words! Caster!"
"If you're trying to piss me off! Great! You did it!"
"Ow!"
The berserker on the side also joined in the fun.
"Oh~ Another guy who only exists in unofficial legends." Zhang Taiping nodded at Berserker suddenly, and then waved to Saber who wanted to rush up, "I didn't say that you must not exist, but standing here now You must not be the real you, including myself and the rider over there."
Zhang Taiping resolutely began to mutter:
"Don't rush to refute, I have some evidence."
Hearing what Zhang Taiping said, although the faces of the heroic spirits were not very good-looking, they all calmed down, even Berserker.
Of course, such an effect could be caused purely because Zhang Dahuyou's skill was activated.
"First of all, let's talk about King Arthur, maybe those legends are true, maybe the prototype of the King of Knights is just one of the many kings in Britain, but the gender of King Arthur has always been speculated to be a woman in the long Second Era , the reason for this speculation is nothing more than a cartoon..."
After briefly introducing what cartoons are to this group of old antiques, Zhang Taiping continued to fool around:
"After this cartoon was broadcast, a group of guys with brains and brains spent hundreds of years twisting the fact that 'King Arthur is a woman' into a fact..."
In order to prove that he was telling the truth, Zhang Taiping took out the e-class treasure he had prepared a long time ago - a small family outdoor panoramic 3D projection multi-function media player, and then played a historical documentary of King Arthur, in which King Arthur's The actor is a girl, and her appearance is very similar to that of Saber. Of course, these things were temporarily forged by Zhang Taiping before her appearance.
"Well, maybe you will think, with my future technology, even if this video is forged, you can't tell..." Before Saber and others questioned, Zhang Taiping changed the topic first, "Then Let me give you another example...an example that even you primitives can understand."
Zhang Taiping pointed at Jin Glittering,
"According to the most authoritative historical books I can find here...Mesopotamians did not have iron-smelting technology. The earliest iron-smelting technology was 600 years after Gilgamesh. Invented by the Hittites. The iron used by the Babylonians and Sumerians is meteoric iron. Before 2000 AD, the price of iron on the Mesopotamian Plain was eight times that of gold... So, if this The golden guy is really the original Gilgamesh. With his flamboyant personality, he should be wearing an iron armor like Berserker, instead of wearing a golden armor that has become a representative of wealth after the advent of iron smelting technology... Now standing The archer here is nothing more than a half-empty heroic spirit created on the basis of the king of Mesopotamia by gathering thousands of years of human imagination and legends... It should be said that all heroic spirits are A semi-empty or fully overhead existence."
There was a deathly silence, whether it was the servant or the master, they were all shocked by Zhang Taiping's astonishing speech.
"Tch! Boring!"
The first to break the silence was the hero king Gilgamesh, who said proudly:
"Whether it's a legend or something, the one standing here now is I, Gilgamesh! The oldest and only king in the world!"
"Hahaha! That's right! As a king, how could he be shaken by such things, the King of Heroes is indeed the King of Heroes!"
The King of Conquerors also laughed, and Lancer nodded in agreement, but Saber was still frowning, as if he still couldn't let go.
"Oh! It's amazing!"
Zhang Taiping clapped his hands, then asked with a smile:
"Isn't it okay to be given tragic memories such as 'a good friend died for him', 'betrayed by the object of his allegiance', etc.?"
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
This is the sound of Archer's Noble Phantasm and Lancer's spear piercing the air.
"You really pissed me off! Beast!"
Gilgamesh looked coldly at Zhang Taiping who escaped his and Lancer's attacks with his scarlet pupils.
"Provoking the majesty of this king over and over again, you should have such an awareness..."
Raising his right hand high, dozens of treasures appeared from the ripples in space.
"...the consciousness of being smashed into pieces by this king!"
As Gilgamesh swung his right hand downward, the treasures behind him poured towards Zhang Taiping like a storm.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Gilgamesh's treasure fell to the ground, triggering a series of explosions. After the smoke cleared, Zhang Taiping stood there unscathed on the uneven ground.
Pretending to pat the non-existent dust on his shoulders, Zhang Taiping showed Gilgamesh a mocking smile, and then continued to speak nonsense with his eyes open:
"Do you know? In the third era in the future, the monarchy reappeared..."
Raising his hand, he tapped a few times on the treasures that flew over from the second wave. The pile of swords, guns, swords and halberds fell in mid-air as if they had hit something, and smashed into the surroundings of Taiping.
"...and I was able to become a heroic spirit because I overthrew the imperial system at the end of the thirteenth century of the third era..."
Zhang Taiping's calm words made the three kings present feel an invisible pressure. It was a feeling of a frog being stared at by a snake and encountering a natural enemy.
"So... Among my inherent skills, there is a [Revolutionary] ability~ As for the effect, you must have felt it too? Hmm...Everyone...King?"
The piercing chill invaded, and the three kings felt their blood coagulate.
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Note 1: The god of death's clothes are deadly and domineering, and the clothes with broken faces are of course called face tyrants 120, right! (ˉ﹃ˉ)
ps: It seems that I have been ridiculed again... King Arthur, how could it be a woman... ╮(╯_╰)╭
ps2: The battle between the lonely star of Tiansha and the Grand Crystal Palace is really fierce... (⊙_⊙)
Mobile users, please go to m. to read.
By the way... I did a survey, and many people thought I was asking for votes... As a result, the number of recommended votes has increased... Is asking for votes such a useful method? ! !
Then why was the comment area still empty when I asked for comments and complaints? ! !
Is it really because my book is too serious, too serious, too profound and too lacking in flaws? ! ! !
In addition...someone voted for comments and rewards again...don't waste money...I didn't intend to sign this book...
By the way, the recent code word speed is a bit unscientific... Is it the way I open the word wrong? (ˉ﹃ˉ)
---------------------------------------------- ----------------------------
"end of the century?"
Just as everyone was staring dumbfounded at Tai Ping, who was playing tricks in the sky, Princess Weber suddenly said.
"Oh, right!"
Zhang Taiping patted his forehead.
"It's 1990 in the First Era!"
The white dress on his body began to flow like mercury, and after a while, it formed a very post-modernist-style mask. (Note 1)
"A magician from the future?! What are you playing...uh..."
The disdainful Weber was about to laugh at Taiping and relieve the tension of being frightened by Director Ken just now, but he was speechless immediately.
What made him shut up was the green goblin skateboard under Zhang Taiping's feet, which was full of futuristic shapes and materials that reflected strange luster. No matter how you looked at it, it couldn't be something made by modern technology.
"Bastard! No matter what era you come from, you dare to stand taller than me! You are asking for your own death!"
Finally, Jin Xingxing came to his senses, waved his hand vigorously, and countless strange weapons mixed with Jin Xingxing's anger of being interrupted again, threw towards Taiping.
"Yoho~ I'm afraid of you, a primitive person, compared to the number?"
Zhang Taiping snapped his fingers, and countless green data streams composed of 0 and 1 appeared behind him. From the densely packed data streams, hundreds of floating cannons appeared, and red rays of light pierced the night sky , Blowing up all the precious treasures thrown by Jin Glittering to pieces.
"Bastard! How dare you! How dare you despise me so much!"
Jin Shining's blond hair seemed to stand up even more, but no matter how much it stood up, he couldn't become a Super Saiyan.
"Ah... Excuse me," Taiping scratched his head, "It seems that the word 'hybrid' seems to be a curse word in your era, but in the future, it is just a neutral word, because in the future, aliens Humans and those born from intermarriage of transformed humans are considered 'hybrids'."
Zhang Taiping spread his hands and continued: "Actually, in a narrow sense, there are not many 'pure breeds' in this era? Not to mention the intermarriage between magicians and ordinary people, just Europeans, Asians, Americans, etc. Marriage between people can also be regarded as hybrids? In a narrower sense, there are also many races in Europe, Asia and America..."
Zhang Taiping counted his fingers very seriously to Jin Xianxian, an old fool.
"Let's take the heroic spirits here as an example. In history, King Arthur has the blood of the red dragon or is the incarnation of the red dragon, and the King of Conquerors also has the legend of the son of Zeus. Finally, if you guessed correctly, you golden The guy is supposed to be Gilgamesh, the hero king who has two-thirds god and one-third human blood?"
"You damn bastard! How dare you insult the oldest and only king in this world!"
The furious Jin Glitter pulled out the Deviation Sword from the King's Treasure.
"Oh... I don't know if it's the oldest one..." Zhang Taiping rubbed his nose indifferently, "Anyway, the historical records about you have long since disappeared in our era. Regarding your existence, I still Because I was bored in the past two days, I only found out after reading all the books in Fuyuki City... Speaking of which, except for the clear historical records of the conqueror Iskandar, no matter whether it is a saber, lancer or archer, It's some characters from the unofficial history...Speaking of which, the Holy Grail system is really amazing...It can even produce virtual characters, what's the scientific name...Sky Heroic Spirit?"
Seeing their own existence being questioned, Saber and Lancer also became impatient, and they drew their weapons at Zhang Taiping at the same time.Jin Shining frowned, but instead put away the Deviant Sword, he was so proud that he didn't bother to bully the less.
"Take back your words! Caster!"
"If you're trying to piss me off! Great! You did it!"
"Ow!"
The berserker on the side also joined in the fun.
"Oh~ Another guy who only exists in unofficial legends." Zhang Taiping nodded at Berserker suddenly, and then waved to Saber who wanted to rush up, "I didn't say that you must not exist, but standing here now You must not be the real you, including myself and the rider over there."
Zhang Taiping resolutely began to mutter:
"Don't rush to refute, I have some evidence."
Hearing what Zhang Taiping said, although the faces of the heroic spirits were not very good-looking, they all calmed down, even Berserker.
Of course, such an effect could be caused purely because Zhang Dahuyou's skill was activated.
"First of all, let's talk about King Arthur, maybe those legends are true, maybe the prototype of the King of Knights is just one of the many kings in Britain, but the gender of King Arthur has always been speculated to be a woman in the long Second Era , the reason for this speculation is nothing more than a cartoon..."
After briefly introducing what cartoons are to this group of old antiques, Zhang Taiping continued to fool around:
"After this cartoon was broadcast, a group of guys with brains and brains spent hundreds of years twisting the fact that 'King Arthur is a woman' into a fact..."
In order to prove that he was telling the truth, Zhang Taiping took out the e-class treasure he had prepared a long time ago - a small family outdoor panoramic 3D projection multi-function media player, and then played a historical documentary of King Arthur, in which King Arthur's The actor is a girl, and her appearance is very similar to that of Saber. Of course, these things were temporarily forged by Zhang Taiping before her appearance.
"Well, maybe you will think, with my future technology, even if this video is forged, you can't tell..." Before Saber and others questioned, Zhang Taiping changed the topic first, "Then Let me give you another example...an example that even you primitives can understand."
Zhang Taiping pointed at Jin Glittering,
"According to the most authoritative historical books I can find here...Mesopotamians did not have iron-smelting technology. The earliest iron-smelting technology was 600 years after Gilgamesh. Invented by the Hittites. The iron used by the Babylonians and Sumerians is meteoric iron. Before 2000 AD, the price of iron on the Mesopotamian Plain was eight times that of gold... So, if this The golden guy is really the original Gilgamesh. With his flamboyant personality, he should be wearing an iron armor like Berserker, instead of wearing a golden armor that has become a representative of wealth after the advent of iron smelting technology... Now standing The archer here is nothing more than a half-empty heroic spirit created on the basis of the king of Mesopotamia by gathering thousands of years of human imagination and legends... It should be said that all heroic spirits are A semi-empty or fully overhead existence."
There was a deathly silence, whether it was the servant or the master, they were all shocked by Zhang Taiping's astonishing speech.
"Tch! Boring!"
The first to break the silence was the hero king Gilgamesh, who said proudly:
"Whether it's a legend or something, the one standing here now is I, Gilgamesh! The oldest and only king in the world!"
"Hahaha! That's right! As a king, how could he be shaken by such things, the King of Heroes is indeed the King of Heroes!"
The King of Conquerors also laughed, and Lancer nodded in agreement, but Saber was still frowning, as if he still couldn't let go.
"Oh! It's amazing!"
Zhang Taiping clapped his hands, then asked with a smile:
"Isn't it okay to be given tragic memories such as 'a good friend died for him', 'betrayed by the object of his allegiance', etc.?"
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
This is the sound of Archer's Noble Phantasm and Lancer's spear piercing the air.
"You really pissed me off! Beast!"
Gilgamesh looked coldly at Zhang Taiping who escaped his and Lancer's attacks with his scarlet pupils.
"Provoking the majesty of this king over and over again, you should have such an awareness..."
Raising his right hand high, dozens of treasures appeared from the ripples in space.
"...the consciousness of being smashed into pieces by this king!"
As Gilgamesh swung his right hand downward, the treasures behind him poured towards Zhang Taiping like a storm.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Gilgamesh's treasure fell to the ground, triggering a series of explosions. After the smoke cleared, Zhang Taiping stood there unscathed on the uneven ground.
Pretending to pat the non-existent dust on his shoulders, Zhang Taiping showed Gilgamesh a mocking smile, and then continued to speak nonsense with his eyes open:
"Do you know? In the third era in the future, the monarchy reappeared..."
Raising his hand, he tapped a few times on the treasures that flew over from the second wave. The pile of swords, guns, swords and halberds fell in mid-air as if they had hit something, and smashed into the surroundings of Taiping.
"...and I was able to become a heroic spirit because I overthrew the imperial system at the end of the thirteenth century of the third era..."
Zhang Taiping's calm words made the three kings present feel an invisible pressure. It was a feeling of a frog being stared at by a snake and encountering a natural enemy.
"So... Among my inherent skills, there is a [Revolutionary] ability~ As for the effect, you must have felt it too? Hmm...Everyone...King?"
The piercing chill invaded, and the three kings felt their blood coagulate.
---------------------------------------------- ----------------------------
Note 1: The god of death's clothes are deadly and domineering, and the clothes with broken faces are of course called face tyrants 120, right! (ˉ﹃ˉ)
ps: It seems that I have been ridiculed again... King Arthur, how could it be a woman... ╮(╯_╰)╭
ps2: The battle between the lonely star of Tiansha and the Grand Crystal Palace is really fierce... (⊙_⊙)
Mobile users, please go to m. to read.
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