sorry i got lost

0137-A massacre caused by a bar of soap

Diarmuid took Kenneth back to the Hyatt Hotel, both the master and the slave looked a little embarrassed.Kenneth, who has always been displeased with his followers, has long since lost the mood to scold Lancer. Whether it is Iskandar's king's army or Zhang Taiping's clone army, he has a sense of despair from the bottom of his heart. .

"Don't worry, master! I will definitely do my best to help you obtain the Holy Grail!"

Seeing that his master was depressed, Diarmuid "confessed" loudly.

"What's the use of going all out! Do you have the confidence to defeat Caster?!"

Kenneth, who was extremely aggrieved, finally found a punching bag to vent his anger and fear, stood up abruptly from his seat, and yelled at Lancer with his head covered his face.

"Enough! Rod Elmeloy! Stop acting out your gaffes!"

Director Ken's fiancée, Sola Nazelle Sophialie, appeared in the room at some point.

"Are you frightened? Caster's army can't do much damage to Lancer. If you really think Caster is a huge threat, then you should calm down and arrange tactics! Not there Blame God and others!"

Facing his fiancée's accusation, Kenneth blushed, unable and unwilling to refute her. After calming down the humiliation in his heart, he nodded sullenly,

"You're right... Sora... I was indeed a little scared..."

Seeing the proud Kenneth admitting his own weakness, Sola's eyes widened in surprise.

Kenneth smiled wryly and shook his head: "You're not at the scene, so you won't be able to feel the oppressive feeling that the legion brought when it appeared...it's a kind of...desperate power..."

"Master is right," Lancer also took a step forward and said, "I was directly facing Caster's army, although it is embarrassing to say so now...but the moment Caster's army appeared, I almost let go of the spear in my hand ..."

Hearing Lancer say the same, Sola couldn't help but frowned. She knew Diarmuid's bravery and integrity very well, otherwise she wouldn't use him to continuously ridicule and attack her fiancé, but Even Lancer said the same now, if he still wanted to win the Holy Grail War, he couldn't over-stimulate Kenneth anymore.

Sola adjusted his facial expression to make himself look softer, then turned to the depressed Kenneth, wanting to comfort his nominal fiancé a little bit.

"嗞~嗞嗞~"

The lights in the bedroom suddenly flickered a few times, and then the TV that had been turned off suddenly turned on, and a head protruded from the screen.

"Ah... so it's Lancer... so you live here too?"

That head was of course Zhang Taiping. After watching the cartoon, he realized that he would be so easily targeted by the surveillance familiar, which meant that there were magicians near him.After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Taiping, who only knew a rough idea of ​​the plot, felt that Matou Kalia, Emiya Qiecao, and Director Lemon were all possible, so he simply went to the door directly.

After saying hello to Lancer, Zhang Taiping stretched out his hands from the TV, supported the two sides of the TV, and pulled out his whole body from inside with a "hey yo hey yo".

"How is it?" Turning over his palms, Zhang Taiping had a wine gourd in his hand, "Let's have a drink together?"

A blue figure rushed in front of Taiping, it was Lancer, but he didn't come to drink with Taiping, but he drew out two guns, pointed at him with the tip of the guns, and asked:

"What do you want to do?! Caster!"

"Well... that's a good question..."

Taiping tilted his head, and scratched his head with the hand that was not holding the wine gourd,

"I just came to see who the guy who has been spying on me for the past two days is, and I came to find him to have a drink with me by the way."

He picked up the wine gourd and shook it in front of Lancer, the refreshing aroma of wine emanated from it, which seemed to prove the truth of Taiping's words.

At this moment, a hurried voice sounded from behind Lancer.

"Kenneth ordered Lancer in the name of the command spell—use the treasure and kill Caster!"

"puff!"

Diarmuid, who hadn't reacted in his head yet, had already handed out the long and short spears in his hand under the command spell. The long spear, Red Rose, pierced Zhang Taiping's throat, and the short spear, Huang Qiangwei, pierced Zhang Taiping's heart.

"laugh……"

A large amount of blood gushed out from Zhang Taiping's wound, and he, who was still holding the jug in his hand, became limp and fell to the ground.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Kenneth stared at Zhang Taiping's body lying on the ground in a daze for a while, as if he could not have imagined that he could easily get rid of the ghost-like caster before, when he saw the corpse lying on the ground The caster gradually dissipated, and the ecstatic Kenneth finally burst out laughing.

"This……"

Looking at the caster who fell under his own gun, Diarmuid's eyes revealed a series of complex emotions such as shame, gratitude, shame, determination, etc., and finally sighed, and put away his two guns stand up.

"You bloody lemonhead!"

A loud growl interrupted Kenneth's wild laughter, and the caster on the ground hadn't disappeared yet, yet another caster emerged from the TV.

I saw the second Zhang Taiping with a towel hanging around his neck, wearing a large bathrobe, his hair was wet, and he was holding a piece of soap in his hand. It seemed that he was taking a bath before.

"I invite you to drink with good intentions! It's fine if you don't give face! How dare you sneak attack?!"

Zhang Taiping pointed at Kenneth who still had an arrogant smile on his face and cursed, Zhang Taiping subconsciously clenched his fist in anger, but the soap thorn slipped out of his hand and fell in front of Kenneth.

The room suddenly fell into silence...

The sadomasochist group was still in a state of shock, while Zhang Taiping was dumbfounded by the soap who suddenly jumped out to steal the scene.

"If you don't eat a toast, you will be fined! You are going to die!"

After reacting, Zhang Taiping arched his shoulders and still dazed Lancer, stepped forward, raised his leg and kicked on the piece of soap, and saw that the piece of soap turned into a perfect arc, hitting Kenneth's between the legs.

When Kenneth clutched his little lemon and knelt down on the ground and confessed his sins with tears streaming down his face, Diarmuid, who was knocked away by Taiping, finally returned to his soul, regardless of chivalry, and raised his gun to his back. His own Zhang Taiping stabbed him.

"It's you who's waiting!"

The demon-breaking red rose passed through Zhang Taiping's body without hindrance, but Diarmuid didn't feel the stabbing at all. Just when he felt something was wrong, Zhang Taiping's voice came from behind him.

"Afterimage?!"

After reacting, Diarmuid did not turn back immediately, but continued to rush forward two steps before turning around sharply. At the same time, he pinched the tail of the spear with his right hand and swept it backward.After adjusting his posture, he realized that Zhang Taiping was just standing there with his arms folded and didn't pursue him at all.

"In the name of...the Command Seal!...give me...do...kill the caster!"

Director Ken, who had finished his confession, gave orders to Lancer in an intermittent voice.

Diarmuid, who received the bonus of the command spell, was refreshed, and rushed towards Taiping with two guns in hand.

Taiping pretended to put his hand into the bathrobe and made a gesture of digging out something. When he pulled out his hand, there was already a huge hand cannon in his hand. <! ! "(Note 1)

The huge beam of light hit Diarmuid's body, knocking him back, and the flying lancer bumped into his master, who was barely standing with his horoscope, and the two of them rolled into a ball on the ground.

"Humph!"

Lifting his chin in disdain, Zhang Taiping stuffed the huge hand cannon back into the bathrobe, and snapped his fingers. More than a dozen clones appeared in the room with laser guns, pointing their guns at Kenneth. and Sola.

"Although it's useless to you, your master shouldn't be able to resist these weapons from the future?"

Diarmuid stood up in embarrassment, gritted his teeth and did not make a sound, but stared at Zhang Taiping with his vicious eyes.

"Oh... It seems that we can't negotiate with you..." Taiping shrugged indifferently, turned his head to Kenneth with a distorted face, and said, "Hey! Lemon! You still have a Command Seal? Let Lancer commit suicide, he Just poke yourself as you poked me. If you don't do it, I'll kill your fiancée!"

Zhang Taiping who was affected by the "Wrath of the FFF Group"!He inherited the glorious tradition of the fff regiment!Ryo Sukawa, Muttsurini, and Emiya Kiritsugu possessed their souls at this moment!Zhang Taiping alone represents the long history and tradition of the Inquisition!At this moment he is not fighting alone!He is not alone! (Note 2)

"asshole!"

Diarmuid's pupils shrank suddenly, he lowered his body, took a step forward with his right foot, and made an assault posture towards Zhang Taiping.

"what!!!"

Kenneth screamed, clutching his thigh and fell to the ground again. Lancer looked back and saw a thumb-sized hole on his master's leg, but not much blood leaked out, because the wound had been covered by the high-heat light. It was cooked.

"How dare you insult the Holy Grail War like this! Such an insult to the chivalry I believe in!"

Diarmuid roared with a hoarse roar.

"The Holy Grail itself is filthy, so my tricks are not an insult? As for your chivalry? It's none of my business~" Zhang Taiping showed a malicious smile, "From the moment you don't accept my kindness, we will You are already an enemy... Is it natural to use any means to deal with an enemy?"

"lan... lancer..."

Kenneth's bitter voice came from Diarmuid's side. He twisted his stiff neck, looked towards his master, met Kenneth's guilty eyes, and his extremely tight expression on Sora. .Diarmuid suddenly felt blessed and understood why his master had been dissatisfied with him.

"Ah... that's it..."

Diarmuid showed a sad but relaxed smile to Kenneth, and it was the same as before. The love mole bestowed by the fairy is like a curse. Is this my Diarmuid's fate?

Diarmuid, who was grinning miserably, raised his two guns, and before Kenneth could activate the command spell, he had already ruthlessly inserted them into his body.

"Ah... the position is not right... can you do it again?"

The sarcastic words in his ear pulled Diarmuid from his memories back to reality, he stared at Zhang Taiping with wide eyes, and said in a hoarse and deep voice:

"Do you want to win so much!? Do you want to get the Holy Grail so much!? You trample on my only sincere wish! Aren't you ashamed!?"

"Why should I be ashamed of the suicide of a loyal fool."

Zhang Taiping folded his hands and sneered:

"Idiot who can't even figure out the character of the object of his allegiance, don't tell me about the glory of a knight! No matter how brave you are, you are completely disqualified as a subject! Like you, a knight is better than a knight! A knight is much more suitable..."

After mercilessly mocking Diarmuid, Zhang Taiping suddenly patted his forehead,

"Oh, by the way, your stupid IQ was fabricated by a group of human beings who like to watch tragedies... It seems that I have wrongly blamed you..."

If he knew his mistake, he corrected it. Zhang Taiping took a step forward, pulled out the double guns stuck on Diarmuid's body, and then took out a bean and stuffed it into his mouth. The lancer that had already started to dissipate quickly recovered. , The wounds on the body also disappeared.

"This...this this..."

Diarmuid was completely confused about what Zhang Taiping wanted to do.

"Ahahaha..." Zhang Taiping rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly, "Since I wrongly blamed you, there is no need for you to commit suicide... But that lemon actually made you sneak attack on me. It's cheap for him!"

Stretching his arms around Diarmuid's shoulders, Zhang Taiping took out the wine gourd again,

"How about it? Have a drink or two together?"

Lancer, who was completely stunned, nodded subconsciously.

Just when Zhang Taiping pulled Diarmuid to sit down and was about to start a bottle of wine with him, the fire bell rang without warning.

Then, the phone in the house also rang, and Sola, who had escaped from death, helped Kenneth to sit aside with a complex expression, and then picked up the receiver.

"It seemed that there was a fire downstairs and the service desk told us to evacuate quickly."

After putting down the phone, Sora said.

"Huh? Weigong cut cake? He's really here?"

I still have an impression of the peace of the plot of bombing the building. With Emiya Kiritsugu's character, it is not surprising that he would attack Kenneth in order to undo the curse on Saber, but after seeing his own abilities today, unexpectedly If he still had the guts to come here to make trouble, it would be a bit beyond his expectations.

"Ah..." Zhang Taiping quickly realized, "That middle-aged bastard doesn't know that I live here too!"

"Exactly, I'm idle and bored..."

Taiping smiled heartily, but the other three people in the room couldn't help but feel a chill.

------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------<It is the name of the cannon of Black Rock Shooter, it’s not that I made a mistake, the literal translation should be " "Stone Cannon" means... The ability of this cannon in the original design is to launch a 20 yuan boulder in one second...(ˉ﹃ˉ)

Note 2: Needless to say about Muttsurini?Su Chuanliang is the chairman of the heresy interrogation meeting in "Fool, Test, Summoned Beast"... The sentence pattern of this passage is from the commentary of the 06 World Cup, commentator Huang Jianxiang.

ps: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Isn't it a big surprise at the end?My novels have always been so ups and downs!It's not because I wrote what I thought of! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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