sorry i got lost

() I read Tiger Cat's new book today. Compared with Zhu Jue Wang Wu, Taiping is really quite normal...

In addition, judging from the tiger cat's past urination... this is a pitfall... I just don't know how long this book can last... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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After delivering a bomb, the assassin who was watching him rushed back in a hurry. Zhang Taiping finally had enough troubles, and went back to the Hyatt Hotel to sleep leisurely.When he came back, he found that Kenneth's group had disappeared, and some of the barriers and other defense mechanisms he had hidden here had been removed, probably because he was afraid that Zhang Taiping would go to them again for "drinking".

"cut!"

Zhang Taiping curled his lips in disdain, although it was a pity that he couldn't see Lancer's sadistic love scene, but he didn't bother to spend time looking for them.Throwing himself on the big bed in the hotel, Zhang Taiping fell asleep.

When I woke up, it was already the afternoon of the second day.

"Uh……"

Waking up from hunger, Zhang Taiping touched his stomach, and then decided to go out to find something to eat. Although the food in the hotel was not bad, it was more fun to eat delicious snacks found in various streets and alleys.

When Taiping was looking for food in Fuyuki City, Kenneth brought Lancer to the Forest of Einzbern.

"The ninth generation heir of the Archibald family, see Kenneth El-Melloi!"

Lemonhead stood outside the castle and shouted loudly into it.

After a while, the door opened, and Irisviel and er? "

"Humph!"

Kenneth sneered disdainfully, did not answer her question, but continued to shout into the castle:

"Are you just hiding in the dark and sneaking around? The true master of Saber——Emiya Kiritsugu! No wonder you are played by the caster in applause. This kind of mouse-like conspiracy is really unbearable in the face of absolute power." One hit!"

Diarmuid, who was standing aside, was a little embarrassed, as if his master suddenly forgot what happened to him last night... We didn't laugh at Saber's position!Lord Kenneth!

With the sound of rustling footsteps, Emiya Kiritsugu emerged from the nearby forest, holding a sniper rifle in his hand.Kenneth was taken aback for a moment, and then put on a mocking smile. He turned his head and said to his followers, "Is this the kind of person you never forget?"

Diarmuid didn't respond yet, but Artoria felt ashamed first, but as a follower, it was not easy to criticize her master in front of the enemy, so she took out the indescribable object and rushed to Diarmuid Mudo yelled:

"Lancer! Are you here to continue the previous battle?"

"Don't rush to fight, Saber..." Kenneth held up his palm, "I will give you a chance to fight lancer fairly, but before that, I have to talk to your master... the alliance matter."

"Alliance?"

Emiya Kiritsugu, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke. Kenneth's action pattern has completely deviated from his prediction... Was it because of that caster?Emiya Kiritsugu gritted his back molars.

"tell me the story."

"The power of the caster, you should all have seen it clearly?" Kenneth glanced at Emiya Kiritsugu whose face changed slightly, "But... that's not all his power! At least, that caster has a kind of The ability to clone!"

"Please explain in details!"

Emiya Kiritsugu squeezed the sniper rifle tightly in his hand.

<The autumn brushwork has taken over.

"...The basic situation is like this."

Kenneth ran his hands through his shiny hair.

"Yesterday when Caster was drinking, he also said that when he overthrew the monarchy in the future, he also overthrew the largest religion at that time... This gave him an extra skill to restrain the gods, so Iskandar will Lost so badly."

"So, archer and rider who have both god and king attributes can't pose a threat to him..." Emiya Kiritsugu followed Kenneth's words, "Let's not talk about the elusive berserker, assassin is dead 'It's in Archer's hands, so only Saber can cooperate, and at the same time, Saber can be used to test whether the 'to God' attribute that Caster said is true... Am I right? Mr. Kenneth."

And no matter what, when they all face the caster, Saber with the king attribute must be at a disadvantage. In addition, Saber's left hand has been injured, so if they really team up to defeat the caster, Lancer's advantage will definitely be higher than that of Saber.Kiritsugu didn't say the rest of these words, but was thinking in his heart how to narrow the gap with Lancer on the premise of defeating Caster, or... kill Kenneth directly?

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

Kenneth puffed up his palms,

"I didn't expect you to have some ability besides intrigue and trickery. I admire you..."

While talking, Kenneth took out a roll of parchment from his bosom, and threw it to Emiya Kiritsugu.

"Magic contract?"

"That's right, Saber with an injured left hand can't fight with all his strength? After you sign the contract, Lancer will break Huang Qiangwei and restore Saber's left hand. But relatively, after defeating Caster, Saber will not fight with Lancer. The use of the left hand is allowed, and you, a sinister villain, are not allowed to use any method including command spells to force your followers to use the left hand."

Kiritsugu's pupils shrank, and he looked down at the contract carefully.

The content of the contract is very strict, and almost all the loopholes have been plugged, but... it didn't say that I couldn't assassinate Kenneth...

Emiya Kiritsugu glanced at Lemon Head next to him, then nodded expressionlessly.

"Okay, I agree."

As he said that, Emiya Kiritsugu injected magic power into that contract. With the injection of magic power, Emiya Kiritsugu's name appeared on the contract in the form of magic lines. When the last stroke was completed, the entire sheepskin The paper got out of his hands, and while it was burning, it swirled and floated into the air, and finally, it burned up in mid-air.

"Since the alliance has been formed, let me also tell you a piece of news."

After Emiya Kiritsugu saw that Lancer broke Yellow Rose, he turned his face to Kenneth and said:

"Assassin is not dead... that day on Warehouse Street, I saw Assassin who had died from Archer reappear."

"what?!"

Kenneth first yelled in surprise, and then realized that there was nothing to be surprised about, wouldn't caster also do this... After calming down, he came to the same conclusion as Kiritsugu.

"It seems that the church can't trust..."

After holding back his impatience and communicating with Emiya Kiritsugu for a while, Kenneth hurried away with Lancer. The man's thoughts without limits made him, a self-proclaimed famous magician, feel nauseated.

"The master of the King of Knights is actually such a villain, it's ironic."

Lancer thinks so deeply. After communicating with his master, Lancer feels that it is really great that he can be summoned as a heroic spirit. Although there was a little misunderstanding before, but now, he can finally carry out his own Loyalty is the way, Lancer couldn't help but thank Zhang Taiping in his heart - he used the spear in my hand to express his gratitude! caster!

Therefore, the so-called heroes are actually a group of people who can do despicable and shameless things openly and will not be blamed by most people.

At this time, Zhang Taiping, who didn't know Diarmuid's plan to avenge him, found himself being followed.

Taiping nonchalantly threw the empty soda can in his hand into the trash can beside him, then turned around and left the commercial street, passed through a park, and turned into a small alley.The figure following Zhang Taiping also tiptoed in.

"Huh? Where are people? Terrible!"

After the stalker walked into this dead end, he found that there was no one there, so he quickly backed away, but bumped into the leg of Zhang Taiping who suddenly appeared, and fell down.

"Yo~ little girl!" Zhang Taiping squatted down, and said to the girl rubbing his little butt, "Why are you following me secretly?"

"Who... who is following you!"

The one following Zhang Taiping was Rin Tosaka, who was still in primary school. When she was leaving school, she accidentally saw the command spell on the back of Taiping's hand. She wanted to do something for her father and followed her. After bagging, she rolled her eyes slowly, and then denied: "I just came here to find the lost cat, when did I follow you?"

"Really?" Zhang Taiping smiled, and then said, "You probably don't know who I am? I'm the sales representative from the Dream Star Magical Girl Management Section," Taiping said while turning the Command Seal on the back of his hand. Show it to Tohsaka Rin, "This is my identity crest, and only real magical girls can see it."

"Eh? Isn't this... a Command Seal?"

Rin Tohsaka asked blankly.

"Command spell? What is that? This is just a tool we use to find magical girls. When a girl with magical girl qualifications sees this crest, she will follow us for various reasons, and then It is convenient for us to hand over the inheritance of magical girls to them without anyone seeing."

Taiping smiled at Tohsaka Rin who was stupefied by him,

"Next, let me introduce the correct method of persuading magical girls..."

"……induce?"

"You need to identify yourself first,"

Taiping showed off the command spell on the back of his hand.

"The way to find a candidate for a magical girl is to use methods such as 'a sudden encounter from the sky', 'pretend to be injured and fall to the ground and beg for help', etc. to test her character...but because I ate too much today and felt sleepy, so this step is omitted."

"You are too casual!"

"What's more, girls like encounters of fate and small fantasy animals. We need to use this to disarm their vigilance... Ah... forgot to transform!"

Taiping punched his palm, and then changed into the form of Ferret Kamo.

"I already know! I already know that your body is an uncle!"

Zhang Taiping, who turned into a ferret, ignored the excited Tohsaka Rin and continued to explain,

"The suitable age range is from elementary school students to middle school students. After entering high school, the 'girly' part becomes difficult. After 20 years old, it is hopeless, but personally it is a compliment...so...girly Yo, sign a contract with me and become a magical girl! Sign a contract with an elementary school magical girl, and I will get a 30% commission!"

"Who wants to sign this damn thing! You've already told the truth!!!!"

"Eh? But you are very suitable for the profession of a magical girl..." Ferret Taiping scratched his head with his little paw in distress, "Don't you want to be someone who can fly in the sky and fire powerful magic bullets? A magical girl of love and justice who can automatically change beautiful clothes and maintain peace in this world?"

"When...Of course...Of course I want to..."

Kotosaka turned his head sideways in embarrassment, then put his hands on his chest, made a cross, and said firmly:

"But your previous actions were too suspicious! So! No! Yes!"

"Hey~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Ferret Taiping let out a scream, then looked at Kotosaka with despair for a while, then turned and left dejectedly, still muttering:

"Lost...it's over...failed again...if the debt is not paid...probably I can only jump off the building...hehehehehehehehe..."

"Wait...wait a minute!"

Hearing Taiping's fate was so miserable, the kind-hearted Kotosaka quickly stopped him.

"I signed a contract! I signed a contract!"

"Really?!"

Taiping swished back to Tohsaka.

"Yes... yes! Since you've said it so pitifully... Anyway, magical girls or something... people are still quite interested..."

"Sure enough! You are the most suitable magical girl! Following me shows that you have 'courage'! Rejecting me shows your 'wisdom'!"

"Is this considered wisdom?! A normal person would reject it, okay?"

"Finally, you decided to sign the contract because of the nonsense I made up, which shows your 'kindness'!"

"So that's a lie?!"

"Moreover, you also possess the most important aptitude for being a magical girl!"

"The most important thing? What is it?"

"That's—the face!"

Ferret Taihei pointed at Tohsaka Rin's cute little face and shouted.

Then Kotozaka turned into petrification.

Taihei the ferret quickly took out the changed shape of Crow's wand from under the tail, and stuffed it into Kotosaka's hand.

"Then, this 'Ruby Star' will be handed over to you. I hope you can break the seal as soon as possible and become a real magical girl! Then fight hard to maintain world peace!" (Note 1 + Note 2)

After finishing speaking, Taiping Ferret soared into the sky and disappeared into the night sky before Xiao Yuansaka came back to his senses.

"Wait for me! I want to return the product!!!"

Kotosaka, who regretted it when he recovered, waved the wand in his hand and shouted to the sky.

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Note 1: The ruby ​​star is the magic wand used by Illya in "Magical Girl☆Illya". At the beginning, the owner of the wand was Tohsaka Rin... Sure enough, she can no longer be called a magical girl after getting older ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 2: In the signing part, a lot of content from "Burning Magical Girl Yamato☆Meteor" was used. It is a very interesting short manga, I recommend reading it.