infinite zombie

35 hours and 32 minutes before task [-] starts,

Fan Kang and others finally came to the temporary dormitory, and found that the dormitory was much smaller than the new barracks due to the limited area of ​​the Tikon Deluga base. Hot water and buffet are provided every hour, and there are even sauna rooms, physiotherapy rooms, entertainment rooms, etc. The hardware facilities are much better than those in the boot camp. Fan Kang and others are very satisfied, except for one thing...

Speaking of which, the human beings in this world are very strange. Through the observations of the past few days, Fan Kang and others found that the people here are not very open about "sex". There are not a few people with conservative sexual concepts, such as Carmen, who graduated from high school before joining the army It was the first time I had sex with Johnny.But they can accept male and female soldiers to live together, and even men and women bathe naked together, even the toilets are not divided into men and women. This situation is clearly contradictory in the eyes of Fan Kang and others, but it is considered normal by all human beings here. Well, the only reasonable explanation for this is the difference in social concepts, just like once upon a time, when a western woman came to a Chinese beach and wore a three-point swimsuit, it would be considered "immoral" or even directly defined as "slutty".

This will inevitably cause a lot of trouble to the daily life of the reincarnated people. Fan Kang and the others are okay, but it is very inconvenient for the women like Zhan Shifang and Ji Lingling, living with a group of strange men A room, some still sleep naked, which woman can sleep?It's still light, you let three little girls and an old woman take a bath with a group of naked men, or when you are going to the toilet, a few men suddenly rush in from outside and pee in front of you, it's not okay Killed?

Everyone in the Phoenix team came up with a temporary solution. For example, when they were in the dormitory, they set aside a special area for a few girls. The girls didn't take off their clothes when they went to bed at night. Or when there is no one to go to the toilet, people will be left outside the door to guard the door, and no male soldiers will be let in.

This move inevitably caused some surprised eyes from the surrounding soldiers, but Fan Kang and the others didn't care. Anyway, they worked together for a few days to complete the mission and went back. You can look at it however you like. Fortunately, the recruit camp is big enough, and the dormitory is big enough. Fan Kang's military rank is high enough among the recruits, so the recruit battalion has just come here in the past few days.

However, the Ticon de Luga Fleet Base obviously can no longer provide these conveniences. Although it is very large, it cannot hold up to a large number of people. Most of the area must be specially set aside for storing weapons, ammunition, food, etc., for the soldiers, especially for the soldiers. The place where ordinary soldiers at the bottom of the mobile unit live is naturally much smaller. Leaving aside the crowded beds, more than 300 people in every three companies have to share a bathroom and a toilet. Zhan Shifang and the others may not take a bath, but they must To the restroom?And you can't hold it all day until the evening when there are fewer people?

Looking at the lively scene in front of the toilet door regardless of gender, the women all looked worried,

At this time, Wu Chen suddenly frowned and said happily, "Ha, don't worry about the three sisters and Aunt Song, I have a solution."

Song Jinhui's face turned dark because of the aunt who treated her differently. She glanced at Wu Chen carefully and whispered, "You young man, am I that old...?"

Ji Lingling asked excitedly, "Quickly, what can you do?"

Wu Chen smiled triumphantly, stretched his hand forward, and a small plastic bag appeared in his palm, "Use this."

"This is...?" Ji Lingling wondered,

"You don't even know this?" Wu Chen pulled out a soft rectangular object that seemed to be a paper product from the bag as he spoke, "This is called a paper diaper, adult size, I expected that there might be some in the mission." Urinary urgency happened, I prepared some and put them in the storage ring during my second mission, but it has never been used, and now this is not a good use..."

Everyone was sweating madly,

"This is your 'good idea'!" Gritting her teeth, Ji Lingling grabbed Wu Chen's shoulders and swayed back and forth, shouting, "We are not paralyzed, nor are we incontinent, who has urinated in pants! What about pooping? ...!"

Immediately, many soldiers around looked at Fan Kang and the others in surprise. Ji Lingling finally realized that her voice was too loud, and there was no girl who shouted "shit". Although she was speaking in Chinese, the soldiers couldn't understand. But the reincarnated people around her could understand it, she blushed with shame, she pushed Wu Chen's head away and threw herself into Zhan Shifang's arms without daring to lift her head.

Wu Chen scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "It seems so... I forgot to think about this issue."

Fan Kang and Zhan Shifang looked at each other with wry smiles, Fan Kang thought for a while and said, "Can a living person be suffocated by urine? It's okay, the big deal is that when you go to the bathroom, some of us men forcibly block the door to prevent people from entering. That’s it, it’s only a few days anyway.”

Everyone thought about it, and it seems that this is the only way.

Next, everyone solved the problem of the beds, and deliberately chose the innermost rows of beds. The women slept in it, and the men spread around to help them block other soldiers.

After a few small things were arranged scatteredly, everyone finally realized that they were hungry. After all, they hadn’t eaten for more than ten hours. When they came to the cafeteria, they found out that this was a space base. It is said that the federal government’s annual fiscal revenue is at least One-third is used here, in addition to the hardware facilities, even the standard of food is much higher than that of the new barracks,

Everyone took their own food, and Zhan Shifang also took out for Fan Kang from his storage ring the fresh-keeping steak that she secretly asked A Ling to make before her arrival. This is what Fan Kang has been eating these days.

Watching Zhan Shifang carefully take out the steak from the fresh-keeping bag, put it on a plate, sprinkle a little seasoning made by A Ling, and finally put the knife and fork before pushing it in front of Fan Kang, Yue Hongjie and others are envious, but not What I envy is the steak that is only medium rare and dripping with blood, but I envy Zhan Shifang for taking such considerate care of Fan Kang,

"Lingling." Yue Hongjie suddenly said softly to Ji Lingling,

Ji Lingling couldn't help shivering, glanced at him and said angrily, "Speak up! How creepy! What are you doing?"

"Lingling, look, in this desperate and lonely world, even a zombie is loved by someone, don't you believe in love?" Yue Hongjie said with infinite tenderness, "For example, I am so handsome and graceful , and educated, dare you admit that you are not tempted at all?"

"Oh?" Ji Lingling actually smiled sweetly, "Brother Jie, are you tempted by me?"

Yue Hongjie patted his chest, "That's a sure and sure thing to say, don't worry, Doudou is fine, I say one, she dare not say two, I point east, she dare not face west, you are big, she is small ...,"

"Lingling, look, in this desperation...do you dare to admit that you are not tempted at all...you are big, she is small!" Yue Hongjie stopped abruptly, opened his mouth, and looked at her with wide eyes in surprise. With the smiling Ji Lingling and a small instrument playing in her hand,

"Hee hee," Ji Lingling said with a proud smile, "Just now I guessed that you were trying to play tricks when you moved your fox tail, so I quietly took out this recorder from the storage ring, originally intending to use it for other purposes , It’s good for you to use, Brother Jie, guess what, I’m going to take this thing back to Sister Doudou, what will you do?”

"My aunt!" Yue Hongjie hurriedly stood up and nodded, "You are my aunt. Are you full? Do you want to bring you something to eat?"

"If you don't tell me, I'd forget it," Ji Lingling pinched the recorder with two fingers and drew circles in the air, and Yue Hongjie followed the recorder with his eyes, "Just now there are roast chicken legs Yes, there are too many people queuing up and I'm too lazy to line up, I just don't know how it tastes...?"

"Wait, I'll go to line up right away!" Yue Hongjie turned around and ran,

Seeing Yue Hongjie overturned in the gutter and being played by Ji Lingling like a grandson, everyone burst into laughter, especially the newcomers, facing the battle with the Zerg that would start in more than 30 hours, they were not nervous No wonder, and the happiness at this time successfully dispelled those tensions. Although it was only temporary, as long as you can still laugh, that's enough.

Fan Kang also smiled, and only he knew what was hidden in his heart, and the suffocating pressure brought about by the life-and-death battle that would come in the next mission also weakened a lot with this smile, he bowed his head and ate a piece As I chewed the beef slowly, the determination in my heart became more and more firm. No matter what, no one will ever try to take away this precious thing from me again!

Beside, Zhan Shifang took a peek at Fan Kang. In fact, with her exquisite heart, she had already seen that there was something hidden in Fan Kang's heart, and it was a big thing. Otherwise, she would not be so strong and fearless. Even when he smiled, there was still a serious look in his eyes that couldn't dissipate, but she didn't ask, because she knew that if Fan Kang wanted her to know, she would definitely say it, and she didn't want to embarrass Fan Kang, the burden on him It's already heavy enough, and she doesn't want even a tiny bit more,

(You idiot, why can't you just say it and let me bear it with you? Don't you know that no matter what happens, I will stand by you?)

Zhan Shifang secretly sighed melancholy...

Yue Hongjie took back the chicken leg, put it respectfully in front of Ji Lingling, and begged for mercy again. Finally, Ji Lingling snorted and flicked his finger, and a recorder that appeared out of nowhere flew towards him, and was captured by him. After taking it over, after confirming that this is the recorder that recorded his "criminal evidence", he put it directly into his storage ring and heaved a sigh of relief.

Everyone was full soon, and they were about to get up and go back to the dormitory to rest, and then find a training ground to strengthen their training according to Fan Kang's plan, especially the survival training of a few newcomers, Wu Chen suddenly came to Ji Lingling and said happily , "Sister Lingling, I have a way to let you go to the bathroom boldly!"

Ji Lingling's face darkened in an instant, and she said coldly, "If you want to come up with something weird, I promise I will stuff it into your mouth!"

Wu Chen waved his hands again and again, "No, no, this time it's a place, a place where you can definitely go to the bathroom with confidence!"

"Oh? Where?" Su Qi couldn't help asking, her expression was a little weird, it turned out that she had already held her urine,

Wu Chen smiled mysteriously, and said, "You will never guess that there is a very special place in this sky fortress!"

Everyone's interest was aroused, but neither they nor Wu Chen would have thought that because of that mysterious place, a cloud of crisis had already appeared above their heads...!

(After so long, I finally have the first rudder owner, thanks to "Shen Mao Da Lian An")