Heroes of the Invincible call a thousand troops

Dwarves are always like this, they like to drill holes, they don't look clean, and they hardly take a bath. What they like most is to gather together, drink, eat meat, spank and chat.

We know that the elves have a stubborn and even paranoid plot about their so-called elf aesthetics.To put it bluntly, beauty is beauty, but it is a completely morbid beauty!

Don't talk about elf architecture, just talk about elf armor?The previous elf caravan took some and exchanged potions with Lin Tian, ​​which was later equipped on Eagle scouts.Lin Tian personally inspected these elf armors...

The first reaction is so beautiful!

The second reaction is... sick!

It is a good armor, and the materials used are also excellent, even a small amount of precious mithril can be seen.Let’s not talk about those burnt buns with gold rims, let’s not talk about those terrible designs that may not reveal much, just talk about this bunch of fancy patterns...

what is this?

Armor is for defense, so defense should be the first priority.Inlaid gold edge to enhance the beauty?OK!no problem!

I'm afraid that the meat is not exposed enough, so bear with it!At least the important parts have been defended, and a lot of precious ore materials have been saved!

But your sister's is obviously an important part, why do you have so many patterns?Lin Tian didn't know if he didn't touch it, but he was scared when he touched it!This is the most f*cking cutout design ever... I'm going!

Important parts should have increased material, greatly increased thickness, and increased robust defense.However, these perverted elf equipment designers insisted on hollowing out these places that should have been thickened, and carved these places into things full of holes.Like a rotten fishing net leaking everywhere.

Lin Tian didn't know it at first, so he looked at it at a glance.These cutouts are concealed by various gold rims and other decorations and cannot be seen at all.But it's a touch.Just know how beastly it is!How much defense can the armor designed in this way have?

He asked the elf envoy who led the team about this, and they replied proudly: "We elves are very agile, and the enemy can't beat us. The reason why we wear these armors to fight is because they are beautiful. Any equipment of elf aesthetics, our proud elves, will not wear!"

Lin Tian was dumbfounded!

According to this statement, Lin Tian can understand.Why would the elves call the dwarves bumpkins?Look at the thickness of this armor, it's pretty thick, it's just a white mark when you hit the sword...

The design concept of dwarves craftsmen is completely opposite to that of elves. They don't care about aesthetics at all. Unless customers strongly request, there will be no decorations.Weapons and equipment are only made for combat, weapons must be sharp and strong, and armor must be solid and heavy...

The concepts are completely different, how can we not scold each other?They have scolded each other for thousands of years.How can we not become enemies?

From the heart, Lin Tian, ​​who is more practical, prefers dwarf equipment, but at that time he could only go along with the proud elf messenger.

But on the other hand, there's one of the best features about sprite-designed things.That is, light enough!This is also the reason why Lin Tian armed the batch of elf equipment in stock on the eagle scouts with extremely weak loads.Really let them go to the sky with the heavy armor of the dwarves... Forget it!

The 20th day of the 7th week.fierce!

"Upgrade the Infernal Level 3 Internal Affairs Hall. -6000!" There are about 341 million gold coins left in the treasury.

On this day, Lin Tian was preparing to inspect the artisan camp workshop formed by the injured dwarves... an urgent message.Lin Tian's face changed drastically when it was passed through the channel of the thieves!

He quickly notified everyone to gather in the palace urgently.Everyone was stunned and didn't know what happened, but Lin Tian was rarely seen in such a hurry!In the eyes of others, he has always been so lazy and calm...

"I'm going to the Kingdom of Shengen! You are all in charge of housekeeping, and do what you should do! I have to save someone!"

Seeing everyone looking at each other, Lin Tian, ​​who was in a hurry, had to explain: "One of my followers, Seba, is about to be sentenced to fire at the stake by the church, and I need to set out immediately to rescue her! This time, I will not take anyone with me. no!"

He stopped Yingyu, who was about to speak, with his eyes, and the latter retreated in defeat!

After explaining the follow-up matters in a few sentences, Lin Tian turned over without hesitation and stepped on the back of the Gale Horse under Yingyu's resentful eyes, galloping all the way south...

This thing has to start from the beginning...

Since the current saint of the church, Templar Seba was ordered to go to the Holy Griffin Kingdom to meet Lin Tian, ​​the trajectory of this heavenly girl has changed a lot since then...

In the past, she didn't eat fireworks in the world, didn't care about the sufferings of the world, and served the God of Light and the Church of Light wholeheartedly. She was a fanatic with the most solid faith...

However, after Lin Tian forcibly lifted the bloody veil, in her world, besides the white eyes, various colors were added.But the most of them are black!

Seba, who became Lin Tian's follower in a daze, began to open his eyes to see the world under his prompting.Although it is no longer only white that catches the eye, many are black and even blood red, but this saint has no regrets, she can feel the unprecedented reality.She began to desire more, to understand this world, this cruel world...

People around them began to notice that their former saint seemed to have changed.She is no longer as cold as before, she began to have joys, sorrows, sorrows, compassion, and compassion, more like a person than like a tall god!

She influenced a group of people, and secretly developed a group of people. These include maids, guards, priests, ascetics, and even Templars. These are the churches that have a sense of justice and are beginning to be dissatisfied For the decaying church, I hope to reveal the true face of the church and clean up the dirty and filthy people...

They began to form an organization and formed a certain scale. With Seba as the leader, they carried out the so-called jihad in their mouths!

These members went to various occasions and began to collect some dirty evidence of the church. This collection is incredible. How dirty and filthy has the Church of Light become?

Corruption, depravity, corruption, prostitution, not only that, oppressing ordinary poor tenants, interfering with state machinery, and even colluding with unscrupulous businessmen to hoard odds and ends in times of catastrophe... all kinds of evil deeds are too numerous to describe!

If these things only happened outside the church, then the filth of the Guangming Cathedral also made these righteous people feel heartbroken...

The sacred fire of the cathedral is a fake miracle, it is only made of rare mermaid oil, so holy torch, but so filthy in nature.

The most famous confessional room has become an obscene place for some priests who are not clean, defrauded money, and even cheated women to rape them. The victims are not counted by people, but by thousands... ..)