A lot of tricks

() Although I went to Sister Lanmei's house for dinner, after hearing that two elderly people participated in our "candlelight dinner", I was inevitably a little bit disappointed.

Although I was driving along the way, I still couldn't help turning my head to look at Sister Smurf from time to time.I don't know why, although she is so close to me now, I always feel that there is a layer of fog around her, which makes me somewhat unable to see through her thoughts.

Quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit, sometimes gentle and quiet, sometimes weird, I am curious, what kind of family is it that can create such a changeable personality Lan Jinxuan.The more difficult to explore the clear things, the more elusive people are, the more they want to get closer and conquer. This is a common problem of men, and I am no exception.

"My dad is an old pedant, and he is very rigid. Don't be so scared by his appearance that you can't speak." Sister Lan said jokingly, her eyes were so deep that I couldn't see clearly.

"I have a hobby that you don't know about? I've always liked curios and curiosities. The older they are, the more interesting they are. Maybe your dad still likes me!" My eyes were still He looked straight ahead, but his verbal effort remained the same.

"No? I didn't know you were okay with this." Sister Lan suppressed her smile, "The taste is quite strong."

"Well... don't say anything rude!" Young master, I have been walking in the rivers and lakes for so many years, but I didn't expect to be slapped by Sister Lan this time, and it made me not know what to say for a while.

"Okay, okay, don't say anything rude, let me remind you in advance, my mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she is extremely strict with her future son-in-law, if she asks things, you have to be careful Deal with it!" When Sister Lan said this, although she had a nonchalant expression on her face, it was easy to see from her eyes that she still attached great importance to my performance this time.

"Look at me using 36 tricks to settle your parents and cut off your blind date! Haha!" For a while, I felt that my trip was worthwhile, even if it was only for a meal, I could still be regarded as Lan Jin Xuan appeared as her boyfriend.

"No, I just want them to calm down for a while. If this road is really cut off, I won't be able to get married by then and you will marry me?" Sister Lan hurriedly stopped my unscrupulous laughter.

"No problem!" I replied without thinking.

"..."

Sister Smurf did not speak. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her staring at me strangely, motionless.I turned my head, only to find that her brows were slightly frowned, and her complexion was not very good.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Seeing Lanmei's sudden appearance, I was also worried, since I was fine just now.

"Don't make such jokes in the future." Sister Lan said with some melancholy, her tone was also a little cold, completely different from when she was teasing me.

Hearing what Sister Lan said, I immediately had the urge to refute, but then she said lightly: "I am a person who sticks to the end, so I will take it seriously..."

Brake hard.

The car stopped by the side of the road, Lanmei's seat belt was fastened, but the sudden braking made her a little frightened, she stared at me with wide eyes in some surprise.

I turned sideways, just able to look at her directly, and my eyes met, as if a hot air rose to my chest.I don't need to look in the mirror, I also know that my expression is very serious now, and I solemnly spit out those words: "I'm not joking."

Yes, I am not kidding.Although we haven't known each other for a long time, she will always hold a special place in my heart.It can't be called love at first sight, but there is a kind of love in her that I can't let go of. It may be her shyness like a girl at a certain moment, or her mysterious smile at a certain moment, or the depth of her eyes. In that faint sadness.I admit that this woman named Lan Jinxuan exudes that kind of aura that is enough to make me addicted and in full swing.

"I don't understand." After being stunned for a while, Sister Lan finally said these three words slowly.

I'm not a fool, nor a blind man, how can I not see her wet and red eye sockets clearly.

"No, you understand." Similarly, I responded to her with three words.

Maybe she was a little speechless, she didn't speak again, but the more turbulent emotion made her breathing seem a little abnormal, and her chest also kept rising and falling.

"You understand." Like a primitive impulse, I hugged her into my arms desperately, so tightly that I even wanted to rub her into my body and never separate again.

There was a faint fragrance from her neck, and I knew she didn't wear perfume, and I also knew that what I was smelling now was just the result of hormone secretion.But this faint body fragrance undoubtedly made me fall into a deep reverie involuntarily.

"Yeah." Sister Lan's slight answer came from my ear. I don't know how much thought she has gone through when she uttered this word, but I don't have the time to think about these insignificant things. I just want to immerse myself in this simple happiness. among.

"Then let's go on the road, or what if your parents are in a hurry and kick me out? At that time, I won't be as smart as I am, and someone who has attracted thousands of girls will marry you!" I let go of Lan with some reluctance. Jinxuan smiled and gently wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"Nonsense! It has fascinated thousands of disabled women!" Seeing Sister Lan smile through tears, I felt a lot more relieved.

"It's still on the road, who wants to go on the road with you, I don't want to die young and sacrifice my life for the country! I want to go home! Drive" Before I got to the Civil Affairs Bureau to sign the seal, Sister Lan couldn't wait to start talking to me Bossed over.

"Okay, let's go home!" I hurriedly drove, and kept saying that Xiao Zuo was like a little daughter-in-law. Why do I feel that I have the tendency to become a "little wife" now.

Standing in front of Sister Lan's house, my legs softened for a moment. Even if this guy was meeting with the superiors, he wasn't so nervous.The hand I was holding Lanmei was sweating non-stop. I turned my head to look at Lanmei, only to find that she was smiling happily.

Sister Lan stretched out her jade-like fingers, holding the key that had been prepared a long time ago. After a crisp sound, the lock of the anti-theft door was unlocked.

Seeing that Sister Lan was about to open the door, I immediately stretched out my hand to stop her, quickly took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, which eased my nervousness a little.

To be honest, I really don't have much confidence in whether I can pass five stages and cut six generals this time to embrace the beauty as I said.

Just when I finally worked up the courage to open the door, I was immediately scared back half a step by a face that suddenly appeared in front of me.

"Is this the person you brought back?" Mother Lan who was standing in front of me glanced at me and asked Lan Mei with a blank expression.

Sister Lan nodded like a chick pecking at rice. At this time, of course I couldn't back down, so I hurriedly greeted: "Hello, Auntie."

"Is there a car?" Mother Lan asked this question rather coldly, and neither responded to my greeting nor intended to let me in. Instead, she stood there like a door god.

"Yes!" I replied without hesitation. I can lose anything, but I just lost my momentum. Even if the car belongs to the public, I can still be regarded as a driver with a car.

"Come in." Lan Mu's tone softened a little, and she turned sideways to make way for me, but her eyes still never left me.

I turned my head to look at Sister Lan. Although she didn't show anything on purpose, I could tell from her appearance that she was holding back her laughter.

I resolutely took Lan Meimei's hand and walked into Lan's house under the watchful eyes of Lan's mother, and walked to the mahogany sofa where Lan's father was sitting in the living room without looking sideways.

I was about to call my uncle, but unexpectedly Lan Mu rushed in front of me and asked nervously, "Do you have a room?"

"Yes!" I replied without thinking, I must have the house, otherwise where would I live as a living person, it's just that I don't have a real estate certificate.

"Sit down then." Mother Lan said calmly, and walked into the bedroom on her own.

With the consent of the hostess of the Lan family, I sat down unceremoniously. I haven't sat on such a mahogany sofa for a long time. Judging by the glaze, it doesn't look like the current imitation.

"Don't pay too much attention to her, she's just like that, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, I've been used to it for so many years!" Father Lan said with emotion, his eyes undoubtedly fell on me, suddenly there was a feeling of being stripped naked in broad daylight The feeling of parading in the streets.

"Hehe, it's all right." I quickly put on a smile, but to my surprise, Father Lan was not a rigid old pedant like Sister Lan said.

After a while, Mother Lan came out of the bedroom, still looking gloomy. Seeing that I was talking to Father Lan, she just took a cold look and walked into the kitchen again.

Taking advantage of Lan Mu's absence, I quickly took this opportunity to look at the entire living room. The decoration style is simple and elegant, and almost all the furniture and decorations are permeated with ancient charm.From the porch to the leaky window, there is a strong sense of antiquity.

I haven't talked much with Father Lan. It can be seen that he is the kind of serious scholar with a natural academic atmosphere. I can't imagine that the daughter of such an old man would choose such a dangerous man as the criminal police. and combat professions.

Just when I felt that the atmosphere in the living room was a little more relaxed, Mother Lan came out of the kitchen, and the smile on my face froze immediately.

"Xiaoxuan, go to the kitchen and cook the leftover dishes for me!" Mother Lan yelled at Sister Lan who was next to me, and then looked at Father Lan who was opposite me and said darkly, " Those two precious tortoise sons you raised have gone somewhere, so hurry up and look for them!"

"What's going on here, I obviously put them all in the tank in the kitchen." Father Lan said puzzledly, while getting up and walking to the kitchen.

"My father raised two tortoises." Sister Smurf reminded me in a low voice beside me.

"Oh, could it be that they escaped collectively?" I jokingly said to Sister Lan, a smile appeared on Sister Lan's face immediately.

"Xiaoxuan, why are you still sitting there!" Although Mother Lan was talking to Sister Lan, her eyes kept staring at me, feeling like her eyes were about to pop out.

Now Sister Lan had no choice but to get up and go to the kitchen. In the whole living room, only Mother Lan and I were left, engaged in an invisible confrontation...

Time passed by every minute, and after Lanmei had arranged the hot food in the dining room, she walked to the living room, but she was so surprised that her eyes almost fell out.

Father Lan found his two turtle sons back from nowhere, and when he walked into the living room with one in each hand, he also showed a look of astonishment.

"Is the food ready?" Mother Lan looked at Lanmei lovingly and asked, but Lanmei just nodded in a daze.

"Xiao Wang, hurry up, come and try my handicraft, Auntie, maybe you want to eat again after eating!" Mother Lan greeted me warmly, and even took me to the restaurant by herself.

Mother Lan and I walked through the aisle between Sister Lan and Father Lan. I only noticed that the eyes of the two of them moved with the movement of Mother Lan and me, and my brain probably stayed in a certain "frightened" state. " period.

"Come on, Xiao Wang, eat more meat, you must take good care of your health." Mother Lan kept adding vegetables to me while talking, which made my sister Lan and Father Lan jealous.

"Eat more vegetables, and add more vitamins." Mother Lan put down the chopsticks after picking up the vegetables for me. She didn't move a mouthful of the rice in her own bowl, just stared at me with a smile, and then looked at me again. He stared at Sister Lan, smiled to himself, and laughed out loud.

"Thank you, Auntie." I just honestly ate as many dishes as Mother Lan picked up for me. We can't live up to the old man's kindness, right?

"Look at this child, how polite he is!" Mother Lan quickly showed off to Father Lan who was beside her as if she had discovered something precious all of a sudden. This feeling made people feel more and more that I was Mother Lan's real child Son, Sister Lan is the future daughter-in-law who will come to eat at home.

"Hehe." Apart from a stiff laugh or two, Father Lan didn't have anything else to say, and he should still be recovering from stimulation.

After dinner tonight, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. Mother Lan originally planned to stay and talk with her, but it was Sister Lan who came forward and said that I had been busy for too long today and needed to rest, and Mother Lan was willing to let me go .

"The public security is not very good recently, be careful on the road!" Mother Lan kept telling me standing by the door, as if she was afraid that something might happen to me.

"Okay, Mom, they are all police officers, what else can happen." Sister Lan seemed a little disapproving of Mother Lan's worry.

"Anyway, you must be careful!" Even after her daughter said something, Mother Lan still looked at me worriedly, as if I would not be safe once I left her sight.

"Don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely pay more attention." I responded to Mother Lan's kindness with a smile.

"By the way, you must remember to come to our house to play often. We welcome you at any time. You say yes, old man?" Lan Mu said, while nudging Lan Lan beside her with her elbow. Father, and still winking at Father Lan.

"Okay, I will." I agreed with a smile.

After finally dealing with Mother Lan, my sister Lan and I finally went out. Of course, my sister Lan would only send me to the gate of her community and would not follow me home. It's really a pity.

Smurf Smurf walked beside me, looking at me like a monster.

"What's wrong with you, why are your eyes so strange?" I touched my chin, but I didn't think there was anything wrong with me.

"Honestly, what method did you use to make my mother so devoted to you?" Sister Lan asked me after approaching the elevator.

"Well... the secret... don't let it out!" I pretended to be mysterious and said to Lanmei, but in my heart I felt that Lanmu and Lanmei were carved out of the same mold, even their personalities were almost the same.

"Go, I don't want to do that." Sister Lan said displeased.

"What about this one?" Taking advantage of Sister Lan's inattention, I pushed her directly to the corner of the elevator, and before she could react, I kissed her right away, savoring the sweetness between my lips and teeth.

Smurf Smurf seemed to have something to say, even struggling, and when I let her go, she glared at me with a flushed face.

"What's wrong?" Sister Lan's reaction was a little abnormal.

Sister Lan didn't say anything, she just stared at me with her eyes wide open, and pointed her right index finger at the top of her head.I looked in the direction Lanmei pointed, haha, it turned out to be just a camera.

"Isn't it just a camera? Don't worry, I have a way to keep you in a blind spot." The principle of avoiding the shooting range of the camera is the same as that of avoiding the shooting range. I continued my story while talking. Next move...