my live-in beauties
Chapter 46: The joke is not like that
Hearing this, Liang Chengjin couldn't help grimacing, thinking that today is really not the depression of Class [-] and Class [-], but the depression of Class [-], unexpectedly everything happened to him.
"Damn, brother driver, does my uncle look like a bad guy? You fucking don't like me so much? You're going to die after a while, don't you believe me so much?"
He was almost beaten by someone in the police station just now, and he was almost played like a monkey later on. He was in a very bad mood. Now seeing a taxi driver showing his face to him, he felt very upset, so he scolded him directly. Out.
Unexpectedly, the fat driver raised his eyebrows, pretended not to be afraid, took a mouthful of phlegm and said, "Hey, how many good things can you get from the police station? Boy, it's only 25 yuan You'd better not make things difficult for me, I'm not easy to mess with!"
sweat!
Sweat!
Waterfall sweat!
Genghis Khan!
Liang Chengjin was speechless for a while, and immediately asked back: "Brother Driver, what do you mean by that? What do you mean coming out of the police station? How many good things can you have?"
The taxi driver was asked such a rhetorical question. He rolled his eyes and glanced at Liang Chengjin.
Is this kid a policeman?
It's over, if he is really a policeman, use this to talk about things, and find an excuse to arrest himself in the police station and beat him up, what should he do?
Who doesn't know, the police in Changfu District don't have any good things!
Liang Chengjin saw that the driver didn't speak for a long time, but he suddenly laughed and said: "Well, those thieves, gangsters, and robbers often come and go in and out of the police station. These people are really not good people. Well, brother driver , don't you think I'm that kind of person?"
The driver didn't answer, but just looked at Liang Chengjin quietly, hoping that he wasn't a policeman, and even if he was, he wouldn't care about him.
Liang Chengjin thought the taxi driver's words were very interesting, so he still smiled and said, "Brother Driver, how can you be sure that I'm a gangster, not a police officer?"
The driver hesitated for a long time, took a look at Liang Chengjin, and then found an excuse and said, "Uh, you're not wearing police uniform!"
"Hehe, that's a good reason, but can I not be the policeman who came back from get off work?" Liang Chengjin asked with a faint smile.
The driver didn't know how to refute and fell silent.
Liang Chengjin let out a sigh of relief, thinking that this guy has finally been dealt with, so he said: "Brother Driver, please open the door quickly, wait a moment, I will definitely go get the money for you!"
Unexpectedly, the driver gave a cold snort, grabbed his arm firmly and said, "No, you say you are a police officer, are you a police officer? Take out your ID first and have a look."
After hearing this, Liang Chengjin found it even more interesting.
Because according to the driver's words, being a police officer enjoys privileges, and you can be a bully car without paying for the car?
So he pushed the driver's hand away, smiled and said, "If I'm really a police officer, aren't you afraid that I'll take revenge? Are you not afraid that I'll find something to bring you into trouble?"
The driver hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "Don't be afraid!"
Liang Chengjin immediately nodded and said, "Okay, I'll show you the ID right now, and after you read the ID, I'll send you to the police station."
"Why did you arrest me?"
"Why? I said that you are suspected of raping a beautiful passenger. Judging by your appearance, you look like a bad guy!"
"You... spitting blood! If you want evidence for arresting someone, I can sue you for defamation!"
"Hehehe, yes, yes! There must be evidence to arrest someone, but I am a police officer, so I have the right to suspect you and arrest you for questioning!"
"Tch, even if you catch me, so what? If you don't have evidence, you still let me go. I don't care about it today, you have to pay me to leave."
"Yes, yes, you are right. But I have the right to detain you for 24 hours. I will not beat you, and I will not do anything to you. I will throw you into the interrogation room to feed the mosquitoes, and you can take it when you go out." I have no idea! Hey, and you also wasted a day without making money, and you lost far more than 25 yuan, buddy!"
The driver talked to Liang Chengjin for a few words and found that this was indeed the case.
At the same time, he remembered that an honest buddy told him before that he was sent to the police station because he offended a policeman. It was not summer, and he was not fed mosquitoes, but was frozen for a day. Not long after I came back, I developed a high fever and took a lot of medicine to get better. I couldn't come out to make money for many days, and I lost money.
That's it!
If I had known this was the result, I shouldn't have talked nonsense with him just now, it was a waste of time, time is money, time is life!
The fat driver sighed secretly, completely lost the arrogance just now, opened the car door and locked it, and said depressedly: "Boy, get out! I remember you, and I will tell everyone about it when I get back. Don't even think about taking a taxi again." .”
Liang Chengjin shook his head pretentiously, and got out of the car directly.
After getting out of the car, he saw Feng Jie sitting on a chair at the entrance of the community guarding the gate, so he quickly waved to her and shouted, "Feng Jie, Feng Jie! Come here!"
After yelling two or three times, he turned his head and looked at the depressed driver, who was about to turn on the ignition and leave, and said, "Wait, I'll lend you the money right away. Don't worry, I won't cheat you. RMB. I know that it is not easy for you taxi drivers to earn a few dollars."
In fact, he really didn't want to pay for the car.
Especially after hearing the driver's last words, he didn't want to give it.
Damn, didn't you just tell him to wait a while, as for that?
Damn, you still think of me as a bad guy!
If this uncle is really a bad person, you will still have a good time, why don't you be crippled sooner?
cow what?
drag what?
No matter how awesome you are, you are still a taxi driver. If you have the guts, you don’t drive a taxi, you learn from Ma Yun, Ma Huateng, etc., set up an awesome company, and earn tens of billions.
However, Liang Chengjin was unhappy about returning home, but as he said, he understood these poor people, and he knew that this fat man was like this because the world was too unfair and it was not easy to earn a few cents.He was also born in poverty, and he knew the pain in their hearts. He hoped that the world would be fair to these ant tribes who were at the bottom.
For this fairness.
He had to be the first to stand up for it, so he didn't care.
After hearing what he said, the fat driver looked at him, then looked behind him, and realized that it was not someone else but the beautiful female security guard at the gate of the community, so he was relieved.
Liang Chengjin watched the fat man's movements and felt what he was thinking in his heart. He couldn't help being depressed for a while, thinking to himself, who does this guy think of him?
Damn, does he still think that I told him to wait because I was going to tell someone to take revenge on him?
But just when he was depressed, the fat driver suddenly said something very interesting: "Dude, are you really a police officer?"
"Is this very important?" Liang Chengjin asked back,
"Very important!"
"Hehe, do you think I'm a police officer?"
"no!"
"Why, the police aren't that good?"
"Then you say I'm a gangster? How good are gangsters, better than the police?"
After hearing Liang Chengjin's last words, the driver once again realized that he was not his opponent, so he fell silent and did not answer for a long time.
Liang Chengjin felt that it was getting more and more interesting, so he laughed twice.
But he smiled so helplessly.
It's really unexpected that the police here are so unpopular.
He is just an ordinary person, not a national leader, and there seems to be no need to mourn for this.
But just as an ordinary person, he really didn't dare to imagine what a group of bad policemen would do to a group of ordinary people.
In his words, it is nothing to take the people's tax money to eat, drink and have fun. The most terrible thing is that taking the people's money is not doing things for the people, but framing the people.
Thinking of this, Liang Chengjin suddenly thought of Director Wu, and thought of the corners of his eyes full of tears after listening to what he said before, and couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
For some reason, he suddenly felt that Director Wu might not be that bad.
Perhaps the most important reason for making the synonym of 'police police' so stinky here is Tian Song's second generation ancestor.
After all, Tian Song is the police chief of Longhua Town.
Well, we can't let Tian Song go!
Liang Chengjin thought about it, and said to the driver: "Dude, you are right. Some gangsters are indeed better than some policemen. But I also want to tell you that there are many good people in the policeman. This world is not as good as you think. So dark, otherwise there is no meaning for its existence."
The driver responded without saying a word.
When the two chatted here, Feng Jie finally came over.
"Smelly rascal, what are you doing?" She had just walked over, glanced at Liang Chengjin uncomfortably, and asked in an unfriendly manner.
In fact, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This stinky rascal finally came back. That kid Tian Song is not a good bird, he hasn't come back for so long, it's really worrying.
But fortunately, judging by his appearance, he can jump and jump, so he must not have suffered much.
If the stinky rogue suffered some hardships in the police station, and I still owe him a favor, now I don't have to worry about what I owe him.
Liang Chengjin glanced at Feng Jie, wondering why she didn't like him so much.
I really hope my guess is false.
If the reason why my ability to go back in time became stronger is really related to this girl, then God will make this joke too big.
Don't tell brother, it's not that enemies don't get together.
He thought about it, hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Can you lend me 25 yuan to pay the fare, and I'll just pay it back to you someday!"
Feng Jie looked at the driver, and then at him.
Liang Chengjin quickly smiled at her.
It turned out that Feng Jie not only refused to lend him the money, but instead said: "Brother driver, don't you know that Tianxiangyuan has never lived in men? Why are you bringing a man here? This kid is clearly in the Bawang car." , don’t you know that you were cheated?”
whee.
Smelly rascal, do you still dare to fight against my old lady?
This taxi has been parked here for quite a while, presumably you and the driver brother can't get along, and my wife can just take this opportunity to punish you and avenge the previous revenge.
"Damn, brother driver, does my uncle look like a bad guy? You fucking don't like me so much? You're going to die after a while, don't you believe me so much?"
He was almost beaten by someone in the police station just now, and he was almost played like a monkey later on. He was in a very bad mood. Now seeing a taxi driver showing his face to him, he felt very upset, so he scolded him directly. Out.
Unexpectedly, the fat driver raised his eyebrows, pretended not to be afraid, took a mouthful of phlegm and said, "Hey, how many good things can you get from the police station? Boy, it's only 25 yuan You'd better not make things difficult for me, I'm not easy to mess with!"
sweat!
Sweat!
Waterfall sweat!
Genghis Khan!
Liang Chengjin was speechless for a while, and immediately asked back: "Brother Driver, what do you mean by that? What do you mean coming out of the police station? How many good things can you have?"
The taxi driver was asked such a rhetorical question. He rolled his eyes and glanced at Liang Chengjin.
Is this kid a policeman?
It's over, if he is really a policeman, use this to talk about things, and find an excuse to arrest himself in the police station and beat him up, what should he do?
Who doesn't know, the police in Changfu District don't have any good things!
Liang Chengjin saw that the driver didn't speak for a long time, but he suddenly laughed and said: "Well, those thieves, gangsters, and robbers often come and go in and out of the police station. These people are really not good people. Well, brother driver , don't you think I'm that kind of person?"
The driver didn't answer, but just looked at Liang Chengjin quietly, hoping that he wasn't a policeman, and even if he was, he wouldn't care about him.
Liang Chengjin thought the taxi driver's words were very interesting, so he still smiled and said, "Brother Driver, how can you be sure that I'm a gangster, not a police officer?"
The driver hesitated for a long time, took a look at Liang Chengjin, and then found an excuse and said, "Uh, you're not wearing police uniform!"
"Hehe, that's a good reason, but can I not be the policeman who came back from get off work?" Liang Chengjin asked with a faint smile.
The driver didn't know how to refute and fell silent.
Liang Chengjin let out a sigh of relief, thinking that this guy has finally been dealt with, so he said: "Brother Driver, please open the door quickly, wait a moment, I will definitely go get the money for you!"
Unexpectedly, the driver gave a cold snort, grabbed his arm firmly and said, "No, you say you are a police officer, are you a police officer? Take out your ID first and have a look."
After hearing this, Liang Chengjin found it even more interesting.
Because according to the driver's words, being a police officer enjoys privileges, and you can be a bully car without paying for the car?
So he pushed the driver's hand away, smiled and said, "If I'm really a police officer, aren't you afraid that I'll take revenge? Are you not afraid that I'll find something to bring you into trouble?"
The driver hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "Don't be afraid!"
Liang Chengjin immediately nodded and said, "Okay, I'll show you the ID right now, and after you read the ID, I'll send you to the police station."
"Why did you arrest me?"
"Why? I said that you are suspected of raping a beautiful passenger. Judging by your appearance, you look like a bad guy!"
"You... spitting blood! If you want evidence for arresting someone, I can sue you for defamation!"
"Hehehe, yes, yes! There must be evidence to arrest someone, but I am a police officer, so I have the right to suspect you and arrest you for questioning!"
"Tch, even if you catch me, so what? If you don't have evidence, you still let me go. I don't care about it today, you have to pay me to leave."
"Yes, yes, you are right. But I have the right to detain you for 24 hours. I will not beat you, and I will not do anything to you. I will throw you into the interrogation room to feed the mosquitoes, and you can take it when you go out." I have no idea! Hey, and you also wasted a day without making money, and you lost far more than 25 yuan, buddy!"
The driver talked to Liang Chengjin for a few words and found that this was indeed the case.
At the same time, he remembered that an honest buddy told him before that he was sent to the police station because he offended a policeman. It was not summer, and he was not fed mosquitoes, but was frozen for a day. Not long after I came back, I developed a high fever and took a lot of medicine to get better. I couldn't come out to make money for many days, and I lost money.
That's it!
If I had known this was the result, I shouldn't have talked nonsense with him just now, it was a waste of time, time is money, time is life!
The fat driver sighed secretly, completely lost the arrogance just now, opened the car door and locked it, and said depressedly: "Boy, get out! I remember you, and I will tell everyone about it when I get back. Don't even think about taking a taxi again." .”
Liang Chengjin shook his head pretentiously, and got out of the car directly.
After getting out of the car, he saw Feng Jie sitting on a chair at the entrance of the community guarding the gate, so he quickly waved to her and shouted, "Feng Jie, Feng Jie! Come here!"
After yelling two or three times, he turned his head and looked at the depressed driver, who was about to turn on the ignition and leave, and said, "Wait, I'll lend you the money right away. Don't worry, I won't cheat you. RMB. I know that it is not easy for you taxi drivers to earn a few dollars."
In fact, he really didn't want to pay for the car.
Especially after hearing the driver's last words, he didn't want to give it.
Damn, didn't you just tell him to wait a while, as for that?
Damn, you still think of me as a bad guy!
If this uncle is really a bad person, you will still have a good time, why don't you be crippled sooner?
cow what?
drag what?
No matter how awesome you are, you are still a taxi driver. If you have the guts, you don’t drive a taxi, you learn from Ma Yun, Ma Huateng, etc., set up an awesome company, and earn tens of billions.
However, Liang Chengjin was unhappy about returning home, but as he said, he understood these poor people, and he knew that this fat man was like this because the world was too unfair and it was not easy to earn a few cents.He was also born in poverty, and he knew the pain in their hearts. He hoped that the world would be fair to these ant tribes who were at the bottom.
For this fairness.
He had to be the first to stand up for it, so he didn't care.
After hearing what he said, the fat driver looked at him, then looked behind him, and realized that it was not someone else but the beautiful female security guard at the gate of the community, so he was relieved.
Liang Chengjin watched the fat man's movements and felt what he was thinking in his heart. He couldn't help being depressed for a while, thinking to himself, who does this guy think of him?
Damn, does he still think that I told him to wait because I was going to tell someone to take revenge on him?
But just when he was depressed, the fat driver suddenly said something very interesting: "Dude, are you really a police officer?"
"Is this very important?" Liang Chengjin asked back,
"Very important!"
"Hehe, do you think I'm a police officer?"
"no!"
"Why, the police aren't that good?"
"Then you say I'm a gangster? How good are gangsters, better than the police?"
After hearing Liang Chengjin's last words, the driver once again realized that he was not his opponent, so he fell silent and did not answer for a long time.
Liang Chengjin felt that it was getting more and more interesting, so he laughed twice.
But he smiled so helplessly.
It's really unexpected that the police here are so unpopular.
He is just an ordinary person, not a national leader, and there seems to be no need to mourn for this.
But just as an ordinary person, he really didn't dare to imagine what a group of bad policemen would do to a group of ordinary people.
In his words, it is nothing to take the people's tax money to eat, drink and have fun. The most terrible thing is that taking the people's money is not doing things for the people, but framing the people.
Thinking of this, Liang Chengjin suddenly thought of Director Wu, and thought of the corners of his eyes full of tears after listening to what he said before, and couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
For some reason, he suddenly felt that Director Wu might not be that bad.
Perhaps the most important reason for making the synonym of 'police police' so stinky here is Tian Song's second generation ancestor.
After all, Tian Song is the police chief of Longhua Town.
Well, we can't let Tian Song go!
Liang Chengjin thought about it, and said to the driver: "Dude, you are right. Some gangsters are indeed better than some policemen. But I also want to tell you that there are many good people in the policeman. This world is not as good as you think. So dark, otherwise there is no meaning for its existence."
The driver responded without saying a word.
When the two chatted here, Feng Jie finally came over.
"Smelly rascal, what are you doing?" She had just walked over, glanced at Liang Chengjin uncomfortably, and asked in an unfriendly manner.
In fact, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This stinky rascal finally came back. That kid Tian Song is not a good bird, he hasn't come back for so long, it's really worrying.
But fortunately, judging by his appearance, he can jump and jump, so he must not have suffered much.
If the stinky rogue suffered some hardships in the police station, and I still owe him a favor, now I don't have to worry about what I owe him.
Liang Chengjin glanced at Feng Jie, wondering why she didn't like him so much.
I really hope my guess is false.
If the reason why my ability to go back in time became stronger is really related to this girl, then God will make this joke too big.
Don't tell brother, it's not that enemies don't get together.
He thought about it, hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Can you lend me 25 yuan to pay the fare, and I'll just pay it back to you someday!"
Feng Jie looked at the driver, and then at him.
Liang Chengjin quickly smiled at her.
It turned out that Feng Jie not only refused to lend him the money, but instead said: "Brother driver, don't you know that Tianxiangyuan has never lived in men? Why are you bringing a man here? This kid is clearly in the Bawang car." , don’t you know that you were cheated?”
whee.
Smelly rascal, do you still dare to fight against my old lady?
This taxi has been parked here for quite a while, presumably you and the driver brother can't get along, and my wife can just take this opportunity to punish you and avenge the previous revenge.
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