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Chapter 280 Nine Fancy Intestines! (two)

After Liu Xuebing's mind came alive, the whole person also became active. He toasted frequently with this one, and walked with that one. Jiang Ye was watching all of this. He just smiled and said nothing, what was Liu Xuebing's plan in Jiang Ye's heart It's very clear, but I'm afraid Liu Xuebing will be busy for nothing this time. Li Xing is an old fox. Liu Xuebing was drinking.

After a few rounds of drinking, Chen Hao said, "Director Jiang, I heard that in the city I must tell a few jokes at the dinner table to cheer up. Director Jiang, would you like to give us one?"

Jiang Ye didn't know where Chen Hao heard it from, but let's not talk about it, it's really common to tell some nasty jokes at the dinner table. First, it can shorten the distance between people, and second, it can also increase the distance between people. The atmosphere said, "Mr. Chen, I don't know how to tell jokes, I think I'll ask Deputy Director Liu to give you one!"

Chen Hao looked at Liu Xuebing, "Deputy Director Liu, would you like one for everyone?"

Naturally, Liu Xuebing would not let go of this opportunity to perform, and grinned, "Then I'll give you one."

Liu Xuebing smiled, "Then I'll give you one."

After Liu Xuebing finished speaking, he coughed lightly, and then said, "A beautiful 25-year-old girl married a 60-year-old old man. On the wedding night, the old man stretched out three fingers to the beautiful girl. The girl suddenly looked at the old man with an ugly face. Said, "Three times tonight? "At this time, the old man shook his head and said something. Guess what the old man said?"

Not to mention, Chen Hao immediately thought about it, and then said, "I'm 60 years old, three times must be useless, it must be, which finger do you choose?"

As soon as Chen Hao said what he said, everyone laughed, but don't really say it, Chen Hao, a bastard, really guessed it. Liu Xuebing praised him a lot, and Chen Hao smiled, "Then I will come too. One, come and go without indecent assault."

"There was a 15-year-old girl who worked in a brush factory. One day, she was surprised to find that there were long hairs underneath. The girl was shocked at first, but then she thought about it, maybe it was because of the brush. , So she found the factory manager and explained the reason why she couldn't do this job again. After listening to it, the factory manager laughed and told the girl that everyone will grow hairy. The girl didn't believe it, so the factory manager was anxious and quickly He took off his trousers to show the girl, and the girl screamed loudly when she saw it, and said something, and guess what, what did the girl say?"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he looked at everyone with interest, while Chen Hao's secretary and fiancee Song Jie, who was sitting beside Chen Hao, gave Chen Hao a blank look and did not speak.

Liu Xuebing thought for a while and said, "The girl should be saying, director, yours is different from mine."

After speaking, he looked at Chen Hao, Chen Hao shook his head, and then looked at Jiang Ye, "Director Jiang, tell me what the girl said?"

Jiang Ye smiled, "The girl must have said, wow, you have been working in the factory for so many years, and even the handle of the brush has grown."

As soon as Jiang Ye's words came out, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter, while Chen Hao raised his thumbs up, "Director Jiang is Director Jiang, he is really proficient in everything."

Liu Xuebing's face was a little ugly, and this Jiang Ye stole the focus again without saying a word.

"Director Jiang, please give us one too!" Liu Xuebing looked at Jiang Ye and said.

"That's right, that's right, Director Jiang, you can come too." Chen Hao said with great interest.

Even Li Xing booed and said, "Director Jiang, just give everyone one."

Jiang Ye didn't refuse anymore and nodded with a smile, "Then I'll give you one. A pervert, a money addict and a homosexual died at the same time. They all want to go to heaven. God told them that they must be on the way to heaven. Withstand the test and get rid of the bad habits of life before you can go to heaven, otherwise you can only go to hell. So the three of them set off and were walking when they suddenly saw a group of beauties by the side of the road. All of a sudden fell to hell. The other two continued to move forward, and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, a thick stack of banknotes could be seen vaguely, the money fan bent down to pick it up, and just as he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered that the pervert had fallen into it just now. After going to hell, I held back my greed, stood up straight and walked the rest of the journey alone, and finally ascended to heaven... What do you think is going on?"

As soon as Jiang Ye finished speaking, Chen Hao felt something was wrong, "Director Jiang, isn't it obvious that there are three people, so what about the homosexual?"

Jiang Ye smiled and said nothing, and at this moment Li Xing said, "That homosexual is also going to hell."

Chen Hao still looked at Li Xing in confusion, "But you didn't say anything?" Merry career 289

Li Xing smiled, "When the money fan bent down to pick up the money on the ground, the homosexuals saw the attractive figure of the money fan and couldn't hold back, so they went to hell."

After Li Xing finished speaking, Chen Hao suddenly realized, "So it's like this, so it's like this."

Jiang Ye glanced at the time, and then said, "Mr. Chen, Mr. Li, Mr. Jiang, it's getting late, everyone has been bumpy for so long, let's go here first today, we have already arranged rooms for everyone. Let's have a good rest, and then we'll drink again in the evening."

Only Liu Xuebing was unhappy with Jiang Ye's words, but everyone who saw the inspection team nodded and agreed to him, so he couldn't say anything. This was the first time Liu Xuebing saw that the receptionist wanted to end the meal without getting the guests drunk.

Jiang Ye didn't stay in the hotel too long, but went directly to the Investment Promotion Office, while Liu Xuebing stayed in the hotel, which was not beyond Jiang Ye's expectations.

Lin Xue knocked on the door of Jiang Ye's office with a cup of hot tea, and Jiang Ye said in a deep voice, "Come in."

Lin Xue pushed open the door and walked in, "Director Jiang, I drank a lot of wine at noon, drink a cup of hot tea, it will make you feel better."

Jiang Ye nodded, "Thank you, Xiao Lin. I'll call Deputy County Magistrate Lin and tell him that I have something to do with him. Let's see when we can arrange a time to see me."

Xue Lin nodded, "Okay, I'll make a call later."

"Well, if you have nothing to do, go out first." Jiang Ye said.

Lin Xue bit her lips, as if she wanted to say something, but she still didn't say it, and walked out of Jiang Ye's office with a sad face.

After Lin Xue walked out of the office, Jiang Ye looked at the steaming tea on the table and couldn't help sighing.

At this moment, Jiang Ye's phone rang and he answered, "Hi, I'm Jiang Ye."

"Brother Jiang, I'm Chen Hao." Chen Hao's voice came from the phone.

"Brother Chen, what's the matter?" Jiang Ye said.

"Your deputy director is really not a thing. I saw him enter Mr. Li's room just now. He probably wanted to take credit for you, but he doesn't know who you are." Chen Hao said.

Jiang Ye smiled, "Let him go, just don't make trouble for me."

"Okay, I know."

"Brother Chen, I think he will definitely look for you too, and you will be like this..." Jiang Ye said.

Hearing this, Chen Hao burst out laughing, "Brother Jiang, isn't your move too bad?"

"Hehe, okay, let's do this first." After finishing speaking, Jiang Ye hung up the phone, took a sip of hot tea, and began to think about how to deal with Lin Guokun. It is impossible for the project to avoid Lin Guokun, Lin Guokun This hungry wolf would definitely not hold out his hand, thinking of this, he couldn't help sighing, it's really hard to do something!

He took out a cigarette and took a deep breath, then stared at the project plan on the desktop in a daze. There were ideas and projects, and Lin Gan also expressed his full support, but Jiang Ye had to consider Lin Guokun's influence in Linchuan Li, the operation for so many years is not a joke. If it goes against Lin Guokun's opinion at that time, I am afraid that it will be difficult to implement this project.Merry career 289

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