Invincible urban management

Chapter 11. Welcome to the Urban Management Canine Fang International Column

"...Oh, it's an unfamiliar ceiling again, and the familiar smell of disinfectant water... What a pity!"

Lying on the bed of No. 1 civilian hospital in this city, Wang Qiu, who was admitted to the hospital again in less than a month, made complaints as usual.

Eh?Before I knew it, I seemed to have become a frequent visitor to the hospital?

God!I don't want to become a legendary tragic emperor!Especially since we don't have that hand that breaks through the sky!

——Wang Qiu let out a faint lament in his heart.

And beside him, there was an old doctor with chicken skin and white hair, holding a medical record in his hand, and was chattering endlessly.

"...The left arm was dislocated, the buttock was slightly burned, and a mild concussion was added...I said, young man, how did you get such a strange injury? Could it be that you sat on the gas stove while cooking, and then Jumped up and hit the range hood again?"

Hey, I said doctor, what kind of weird thinking and analysis mode did you follow to come up with such tangled inferences?

Do you think I'm an acrobat, and I'm still practicing gymnastics while cooking in my kitchen?

Wang Qiu rolled his eyes lying on the hospital bed, humming and haha ​​casually perfunctory.

——When he was trapped in the Dragon Cave before, even though he was at a critical moment, he finally activated his ability and returned to his own world with Huang Rong and Ma Tong in between.But at the next moment, the flaming breath of the furious giant dragon still sprayed out through the unstable time-space gate.

At this time, Wang Qiu was half-kneeling in front of the gate of time and space because of the dizziness of traveling through time and space, in an orz state of frustration and bending forward, so he was caught by the end of this flame without any precautions. Touching his buttocks, he was burned and screamed immediately.

Then, in the delirious pain, he bumped his head against the pillar in a daze, and finally rolled on the ground on the spot and passed out.

So, senior sister Ma Tong, sister Wang Yao and Professor Yang, who had just returned from dealing with the young dragon, had to work together, built a temporary stretcher with the door panel, and carried Wang Qiu all the way to the No.1 civilian hospital two streets away, where he was sent to the emergency department. , after some inspection, finally there is nothing serious.

——This guy Wang Qiu may not be very good at other abilities, but his endurance skills are absolutely top-notch...Of course, he is definitely not the kind of pervert who shakes his m.

Uh, according to the time calculation, this day can just catch up with the last injection of rabies vaccine.

So far, the legend of the urban management's adventure of fighting the evil dragon has finally been slowly drawn to a close.

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All the adventures and adventures seemed to be over.

——Just when Wang Qiu was scalded by the last breath of the dragon, the wormhole finally ended its mission and slowly disappeared into the void.

Although the adventure life is always so exciting and unforgettable, most people probably prefer the peaceful and happy daily life.

Lying on the hospital bed, recalling the wonderful experience of that day, Wang Qiu often sighs that his fate is so strange, it seems that the strange people and strange things he should have encountered in the past so many years are all in such a short period of time. In an hour, all the brains were stuffed in!

Uh, the reason why I was lying on my stomach instead of lying down is naturally because my buttocks were burned and I couldn't bear the force at all...

Then, the day after he woke up, senior sister Ma Tong, who was in charge of "disposing of stolen goods", brought Wang Qiu some not-so-good news.

"... Sigh, the dragon we robbed is really poor! Those utensils that look like gold are actually made of brass. The so-called gold coins are even more cheating. Gold painted ceramics! Just like the London 2012 Olympic gold medal. Even the jewels that look like gemstones are fakes made of glass, and they are so ugly that no one gets them at the pawnshop. Collect. Therefore, our really valuable harvest this time is only some poor quality silver coins, silver nuggets and silver jewelry."

Sister Ma Tong sighed and complained, while pressing the calculator, reporting to the brave Wang Qiu the poor income of this cross-time and space robbery operation, "...Except for some things that can't be sold temporarily, they can only be kept as souvenirs What a thing, our trophies this time were only sold for 55 yuan in total, after wiping off the odds, it was exactly 6000 yuan per person...Here, this is your share, take it and count it!"

She took out an envelope from her bosom, took out a thick stack of money, and put it on Wang Qiu's bedside table, all of which were bright red hundred-yuan bills.

A total of sixty, totaling 6000 yuan.

This is all that Comrade Wang Qiu has gained after daring to cross the other world and enter the Dragon Cave bravely.

For most urban office workers, this amount of money is at most two months' salary, and they can't even afford a one-square-meter house.

And for such a small amount of money, he, a brave man, was not only scared out of myocardial infarction, but also burned to death by the dragon's breath, and lost a pair of jeans... Thinking of this, Wang Qiu almost burst into tears for a while, even I didn't bother to care about whether this distribution plan was reasonable.

——In the business of being a brave man, the devotion and dedication are really out of proportion!

"...Hey, forget it, it's already good if you don't set up the death flag in this adventure, so don't expect to get rich!"

Wang Qiu muttered weakly, and at the same time turned his head reluctantly, looking into the eyes of the senior, "...By the way, senior sister Ma Tong, why hasn't my sister come to the hospital all this time? I remember she is going home for a seven-day vacation this time. Really? Could it be... She is angry with me because of the trouble she caused this time, so she has been refusing to come to see me?" He asked with some worries about gains and losses.

"...Hehe, I don't think this is the reason. Don't think too much about it."

Ma Tong smiled and comforted, "...just as we carried you into the hospital, the Urban Management Office in Japan suddenly sent an urgent notice to your sister, saying that there was a new task for her to rush over to." ...So she is probably already in Japan right now, and before she left, she specially asked me to help take care of you...By the way, I haven't notified your mother about your injury this time, do you want me to call now? "

——Wang Qiu's mother is a civil servant and was promoted to Shanghai as a department-level cadre a year ago, so Wang Qiu's family is the only one living in him.

"...Forget it!" Wang Qiu thought for a while, then shook his head, "...the last time when my mother was bitten by a dog, after my mother got the news in Shanghai, she really couldn't even sleep, she woke up all day. I made more than a dozen phone calls to ask about my situation, and I can't wait to put on my wings and fly over... Anyway, nothing serious happened to me now, so it's better not to disturb her!"

Speaking of this, Wang Qiu suddenly remembered something more important, "...By the way, how is that little girl Cai Rong doing now? And what about the follow-up work of that dragon egg? I didn't give you any What trouble did you cause! In the end, what is my sister doing in Japan? What about the city management office in Japan?"

"...Sorry, these are all confidential information. For you now, it is still a 'prohibited.prohibited.item'!"

Senior Ma Tong blinked her eyes cutely, put a finger against her lips, and then added in a mysterious way, "...Of course, according to my guess, it won't be long before these things are for you. , it will no longer be a 'prohibited matter'."

However, Wang Qiu, who didn't take this seriously, just rolled his eyes boredly.

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Another day later, after undergoing a series of cumbersome examinations, Comrade Wang Qiu, who felt that his wallet was too small, finally asked to be discharged from the hospital impatiently.

"...Registration fee, diagnosis and treatment fee, medicine fee, meal fee...a total of 5998.5 yuan. This is the relevant payment receipt, please keep it!"

Looking at the angelic healing smile of the nurse, Comrade Wang Qiu's tears really flowed in his heart.

Is it easy for us to take an adventure in another world?

Alas, we were born and died and managed to earn a little money, and we were about to be slaughtered by the ruthless white-clothed angels, but they were just some of the most common anti-inflammatory drugs, so we had to charge such a high price!In the end, we only left us one yuan and fifty cents, not even enough to buy a can of Coca-Cola!

Well, even if we have medical insurance, more than half of these expenses should be reimbursed, but at least [-]% to [-]% should be borne by ourselves-many expenses are not covered by insurance.But on the other hand, since my backyard is the main battlefield for dragon slaying, the young dragon has already tossed it into disrepute, and the cost of hiring people to buy building materials and repairs is not low, and Wang Qiu has to find a way to bear it... …

Not to mention the old dog Wangcai who was eaten by a dragon, I don't know how to explain to the dog owner's neighbor Aunt Zhang!

Counting like this with his fingers, Wang Qiu almost bent forward in frustration again, and entered the state of orz's rushing to the street.

——The unlucky brave man who ventured to the point of losing money and going bankrupt can't afford to be hurt!

In any case, this super-dimensional adventure that collapsed the worldview is finally over.

Lying on the familiar small bed, looking at the familiar ceiling, clutching his butt that was still aching, Wang Qiu thought quietly.

——After being discharged from the hospital, I went back home and found that not only my sister had returned to Japan, but there was no news; even Ma Tong, the senior sister, had gone to nowhere after sharing the "stolen money"; A certain radio wave loli has since disappeared without a trace.

Therefore, Wang Qiu found with emotion that he seemed to have returned to the original dull and boring daily life.

Sleep until ten o'clock every day, then watch movies and anime, play online games, flip through magazines, chat on QQ, and finally another day has passed... It's the most typical dead-end college student ah!

The last summer vacation in my life seems to be spent in such a muddled way—just like the past dozen summer vacations.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is the last day of July, the day when the leisurely vacation ends.

On this day, according to the schedule of the internship plan, Wang Qiu had to go back to the Dog Management Center of the Urban Management Building to sign in.

Originally, it was just a matter of stamping, but the fat director of the dog management center gave him unexpected news.

"...Ahahaha, young man, when you caught a dog last time, you were really good at fighting! But you should also pay attention to protecting yourself, after all, the body is the capital of the revolution. If something goes wrong here, the impact will be too bad, and people will say behind our backs that we use interns to block bullet holes... Therefore, according to the organization's research decision, in order to avoid the recurrence of the dangerous situation like last time, the following I will transfer you to an internship position..."

So, Wang Qiu left the dog management center on the ground floor and went to the dog management center on the fourth floor with his own files, the letter of introduction from the school, and two electric batons assigned to him for unknown reasons. 4 office.

"...Room 414? What department is this? I remember that when I came to the urban management office building last time, Mr. Sun once said that because the name was too unlucky, that room was clearly regarded as a utility room where things were piled up. !"

With the above questions in mind, Wang Qiu took the elevator to the fourth floor, passed through a messy corridor that had been left unattended for a long time, and finally came to the outside of a heavy anti-theft door that was obviously installed just now. It is really rare to install security doors in offices!

He blinked in surprise at this, and then stepped forward and knocked on the anti-theft door.

"... Tuk Tuk! Is anyone there? I'm an intern here to report!"

Then, Wang Qiu heard an unusually lively and cheerful voice, which seemed...very familiar?

"...Yo! It's finally here! Dog beater! We've been waiting for you for a long time!"

A radio-type loli in a green military uniform who cosplays as a green lady jumped out of the door bouncing around!

After seeing the person coming clearly, Wang Qiu couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

Isn't this the Cai Rong who came to the door with a dragon egg on her back last time?

But why is she here?

Then, before Wang Qiu could react, the elated Cai Rong grabbed Wang Qiu's hand and dragged him in.

So, in this unoccupied office that had obviously been cleaned just now, with a lot of dusty cardboard boxes and sundries piled up in the corner, and the wallpaper was a little yellowed and peeled off, Wang Qiu saw the office with an ipad tablet again. Ma Tong, who was playing "Angry Birds" on the computer, and Professor Yang, who was reading a newspaper while holding a teacup.

Seeing Wang Qiu being dragged in by Cai Rong, they all put down what they were doing and stood up from behind their respective desks.

Senior sister Ma Tong, who likes to be funny, took the lead in cheering "Yah!", and blew a triangular prop paper cannon, and sprayed a string of ribbons and paper flowers from it as a celebration.Then, Professor Yang cleared his throat and extended his callused right hand to Wang Qiu.

"...Ahem, Comrade Wang Qiu, welcome to join the Urban Management Canine Fang International Column!"