Invincible urban management

Guangdong, Hong Kong

Under the night like a black velvet blanket, Victoria Bay, which reflects the city lights, is still as bright and charming as a vast sea of ​​stars.But in the eyes of Sir Belle, the current governor of Hong Kong, it is so worrying and irritating.

——Just at the edge of this busy sea area with forests of masts and sirens resounding, a large number of black and steel giant ships are parked, which are faintly visible under the night. Stay away from them.

This is the task force of the British Empire to intervene in the Bolshevik Red Revolution in the Far East!

Just a short month ago, they were the symbols of force of the British Empire to conquer the seven seas, dominate the world, and rule the vast expanse of waves. They were invincible existences that made the ignorant natives in colonies all over the world worship them, and made British gentlemen and ladies excited and cheered.

But at this moment, they have become a powder keg, a time bomb, a super big trouble that people should avoid!

——Some kind of unknown, deadly and terrifying plague was brought over from the Japanese archipelago by warships possessed by these plague gods!

In fact, it was precisely because of the rapid spread of the disease among the sailors and the large number of people who fell ill that it had seriously affected the normal operation of the fleet, so the British Far East Fleet had to give up its plan to withdraw to its home port of Singapore, and turned to a facility with relative facilities. Insufficient Hong Kong, temporarily stationed and anchored.

Then, this huge British fleet, which looked majestic and powerful, had no chance of sailing from Hong Kong.

——Because the British fleet took a different route from the American fleet after leaving Nagasaki, the British fleet did not experience the "rough cleansing" of that sea storm.As a result, the entire fleet sailed into Hong Kong's Victoria Bay dying with a ship full of radiation dust and radiation patients.

In this way.Due to the longer exposure to radiation and the greater radiation dose, the outbreak rate and spread of radiation sickness among the officers and soldiers of the British fleet are even more terrifying than those of the American fleet in Guam. In just one week after the fleet arrived in Hong Kong, more than 5000 people were covered with Fester and bleed to death!The terrible rancid smell even attracted swarms of crows, making the majority of Hong Kong citizens shudder!

Although Hong Kong doctors have tried their best, they are faced with this strange disease that has never been seen before.Still helpless.Most people regard this as a new type of severe infectious disease, while a small number of people think it is some kind of poisonous gas, but none of them can come up with an effective treatment plan.Even more frightening.Since it is not yet Huang Meitian, Hong Kong has been sunny and sunny these days, and the battleships covered in radiation dust cannot be washed away by the rain, causing the fleet itself to become a group of huge sources of radiation.It constantly endangers the life and health of everyone around the berth—from dock workers, port pilots, ship repair craftsmen to doctors and nurses of the Red Cross.All Hong Kong people who have been in contact with this fleet have generally experienced nausea, vomiting, and hair loss.The worst thing was a team of Hong Kong police officers who were ordered to board the warship to spray disinfectant. Because they were responsible for disinfection and cleaning, they stayed on the radiation-filled battleship for too long. Several of them died right now, and half of the rest Had to lie on the hospital bed dying.

——In addition to the sailors of the fleet, new patients have appeared in Hong Kong, which has further deepened the impression of "this is an infectious disease" in the local medical community.Although some doctors have used the X-ray equipment that was still very simple at that time.It was confusing to find that these battleships were constantly emitting radiation with abnormally high intensity, but so far.Not many people have thought in the direction of radiation sickness.

As a result, the life of Sir Belle, the governor of Hong Kong, became very difficult-the local people in Hong Kong were afraid of the deadly disease, and they marched and protested all day long to drive away these plague-stricken warships, but the Whitehall in London sent the fleet officers and soldiers away. Safety is more important than anything else, and Hong Kong must do its best to treat it: even for the British Empire, which rules the vast expanse of waves, two battleships, one battlecruiser, more than [-] cruisers, destroyers, gunboats and auxiliary ships The loss, especially the death of so many outstanding seamen, is definitely not a small number that can be ignored lightly!

But even though the governor of Hong Kong, Sir Belle, tried every means, such as forcing Chinese doctors and nurses to treat the British sailors with guns, the death rate of the officers and soldiers of the expeditionary fleet continued unabated.The major hospitals in Hong Kong, which were once overwhelmed by sick sailors at first, have become empty again—because the patients have been sent to the crematorium—and there is no life at all on those unlucky battleships. People are willing to stay!

The most frightening thing is that seeing the governor of Hong Kong insisting on placing a group of "infectious patients" in Hong Kong in disregard of the citizens' pleas, many Hong Kong people began to flee—the wealthy fled to Macau, Guangzhou and the French concession of Guangzhou Bay ( Zhanjiang in the future); those who had no money hid in the nearby countryside, causing Hong Kong’s industry and commerce to be on the verge of shutting down, shops closed and closed, all businesses in the market were depressed, but train tickets and boat tickets were sold to the point where it was hard to find!

Looking at such a scene, almost every educated European can't help but think of the Black Death in the Middle Ages...God bless!Amen!

So, listening to the death knells of several churches on Hong Kong Island going on all day long, and seeing a bunch of "undead fleets" lying on the pier like a steel cemetery, Sir Belle was really devastated, and he no longer had the heart to laugh at the Chinese in Shanghai. The Bolsheviks insisted on attributing the natural disaster to their own stupidity-although the Shanghai Red Army "greed for the credit of the sky and thought it was their own", and the stupid propaganda of blowing up the natural disaster as their own secret weapon finally shot themselves in the foot, attracting The unanimous ridicule of public opinion at home and abroad, but the strike power of public opinion weapons is far less than real weapons, and the impact of losing face is far less than the loss of life. A mere embarrassment scene cannot defeat any resolute Bolsheviks. of……

By mid-May, the radiation patients of the British Far East Fleet had almost died—although the quack doctors in Hong Kong hadn’t figured out what disease they died of until then, so they had to invent a disease name for them “Japanese hemorrhagic fever” ——And Sir Bei Lu can finally break the jar, and no longer need to worry about the fate of this undead fleet.The panic in the Hong Kong market has also gradually subsided.Except that everyone walked around the pier where the "undead ship" was moored, it was basically the same as usual... Unexpectedly, a new change broke out in the current situation!

The Chinese Workers' and Peasants' Red Army in the north has gone south in a big way!And from the very beginning, it was like sweeping away thousands of troops!

— Just last week, tens of thousands of Red Army troops suddenly left the Hunan and Jiangxi battlefields on the northern front.Turn around and head south.First, they took advantage of their absolute firepower to conquer Shaoguan, the gateway to northern Guangdong, and cut off the Guangdong-Han Railway connecting the north and the south.Immediately afterwards, He Long's Red Second Army broke through the mountainous area of ​​northern Guangdong in one breath, and rushed to the prosperous and prosperous Pearl River Delta. They won two battles in Yingde and Fogang, and defeated the Cantonese army that was caught off guard!

at the same time.In the battle with the Red Army Flying Team, the Guangdong Air Force, which claims to have more than 100 aircraft, also performed extremely badly, almost as soon as the war started.More than half of the planes were blown up on the airport and in the hangar—actually, it was the fixed-point bombardment by the traversers with long-range rockets with a range of up to 400 kilometers. Anyway, the precise coordinates of the Guangdong Air Force facilities are not a secret to them at all. ——In the ensuing air battle, the old-fashioned biplanes of the Guangdong Air Force were obviously no match for the Red Army's monoplanes, and soon lost their air supremacy on the battlefield.

Not long after.The planes of the Red Army have even started dropping bombs and leaflets on Guangzhou, Foshan and Hong Kong!

then.Under the overwhelming aircraft bombing and artillery bombardment, the Cantonese army with weak fighting will was defeated again and again. Even if they built a blocking position, they would be quickly blown out by cloud bombs that could burn the air. Yu Hanmou retreated all the way from Shaoguan to the outskirts of Guangzhou, barely gaining a firm foothold. Relying on the support of small gunboats and local township regiments, he temporarily withstood the furious advance of the Red Army He Long's troops, but gunshots could still be heard in the city.The wealthy gentry who had just fled from Hong Kong to Guangzhou because of avoiding the plague.Once again panicked and fled from Guangzhou to Hong Kong

The above-mentioned things have no direct relationship with Hong Kong for the time being-a strong city like Guangzhou.It will not be easy for the Red Army to capture it.But the problem is that just when He Long, who was driving straight along the Guangdong-Han Railway, attracted all the attraction of the Cantonese Army, Peng Dehuai's Red Army Corps suddenly broke out from the direction of Jiangxi, wiped out two divisions of the Cantonese Army in Meizhou, and entered Guangdong The territory, and then traveled hundreds of kilometers long distance, and came straight to Huizhou!

——At this time, the Cantonese Army claimed to have three armies and thirteen divisions. The largest army, five divisions, was taken by Chen Jitang to Fujian and could not be transferred back for a while.Among the remaining eight divisions, two divisions were defeated by He Long in northern Guangdong, and the other two divisions were annihilated by Peng Dehuai in Meizhou. .Right now, Yu Hanmou, the head coach of the Guangdong Cantonese Army, can rely on the strength of two divisions to defend Guangzhou under He Long's repeated onslaughts.

Just south of Huizhou is the Shenzhen River.On the other side of the Shenzhen River is the largest British colony in China, Hong Kong!

Therefore, the current Governor of Hong Kong, Sir Bei Lu, had to bite the bullet and convene a military meeting to brainstorm and discuss how to arrange the defense of Hong Kong that may be launched-after the fall of the Shanghai Concession, every imperialist power understands The resolute xenophobic attitude of the Red Army no longer has the fluke mentality that the Chinese Red Army may be afraid of "foreign masters" and dare not invade: both sides have already fought, so what extraterritoriality is there to talk about!

And during the short spare time before the military meeting, Sir Bei Lu also took the time to read a Shanghai Red Army propaganda magazine obtained from a "special channel", hoping to gain a better understanding of the enemy he was about to face—— However, he didn't know that the thing in his hand was actually the "Personal Idol Worship Album of the International Column Urban Management Brigade" that senior sister Ma Tong had concocted privately when she was brainstorming...

As a result, Sir Belle, the governor of Hong Kong, who is serious and rigid by nature, soon became ecstatic.

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At first glance, this is a rather exquisite promotional magazine. The cover seems to be made of high-grade coated paper, which is as clear and smooth as a photo.The theme picture is a bright red flag with sickle and hammer fluttering in the wind, and golden tassels shining brightly in the sun.

The content on the title page is the vertical "seven hatreds" written by Jin Qina with a brush. The handwriting is as powerful as the content: one hates the imperialist invasion of the motherland; two hates the colonial system for blood-sucking and plundering; The magic stick poisons the people; the fifth hates the peasants and workers who are deeply exploited; the sixth hates the split of the country; the seventh hates the people for being insensitive!

Go down again.The front page of the promotional magazine is a large, full-color photo of the "Princess in Armored Uniform" Jinqina - I saw this "Red Princess" smoking a cigar, wearing a blue and white porcelain cheongsam with high slits, and a slightly rustic bullet bag hanging on his chest.A retro-style yellow schoolbag is slung across the shoulders, a cowhide armed belt is tied around the waist, two high-top liberation shoes are on the feet, a grenade launcher is fired behind the back, a five-six punch is carried on the shoulder, and a 54 pistol is held in each hand. A pair of "women do not let their eyebrows". The fan of the revolutionary heroine who "does not like red clothes but prefers armed forces"!

And the background behind this "princess in military uniform" is the soldiers of the Red Army holding upside down the flags of the imperialist powers of Britain, France, the United States and Japan, and setting fire to them.

Then there is another epigram: imperialist powers.You are looking for your own death!

On the second page, Wang Qiu, who is dressed as a Gundam pilot, is wearing a sci-fi anime space suit, straddling the shoulders of the mighty steel "Gundam", leaning on a model particle cannon made of Laiyang steel pipe.Carry a mighty and domineering wooden painted shield.

The background is a wilderness littered with wreckage of armored vehicles and artillery.An Armstrong Gyrojet Armstrong Cannon looking skyward

I saw him reaching out and hooking his middle finger, posing provocatively, and the aphorism was: Why don't you have a shot, young man?

The third page is "Flying Yujian Inheritor", the former prime minister of the superpower girl Xiaoniao Youzhenbai.I saw her wearing a gorgeous red and white priestess costume.Hanging a cosplay super long sword, the left eye is shining golden, the top of the head is full of cherry blossoms, and there is a kimono singer dancing behind her

Her epigram is: The militaristic red deer will die soon!

The fourth page is the old-timers of the Comintern.General Political Commissar Hu Dexing saw his left hand holding high the urban management battle flag "Iron Fist Exploding Chrysanthemum Bleeding".Holding the famous gun Desert Eagle horizontally in his right hand, he was wearing a black and red military overcoat, and a chainsaw sword with teeth and claws hanging from his waist—of course, it was just a stage prop.

His background is a red tide with a long red flag.And the murderous aphorism is: It is better to die for the liberation of mankind than to live for the exploitation of the masses!

The fifth page is the political commissar of "Chariot Girl" (drunk driving madman) Sonia.She was wearing a Maozi-style army green woolen coat, she was riding a Chinese tractor faked as an Apocalypse double-barreled tank, and she was holding a red flag with a sickle and hammer in her hand.

The background is a world map painted all red, and the epigram is: Our Red Army is the strongest!

On the sixth page, Ma Tong is wearing a flight suit from the early twentieth century and a scarf over her shoulders. The background is a mighty shark-painted "Kirov" airship, and the epigram is: Long live the Great Revolution!Proletarians of the world unite!

The seventh page is "Empress of the Night" (a loli vampire with a cute and dead house attribute), Margaret, the most useless ancestor of a vampire in history.

I saw this vampire loli dressed in a gothic loli costume sitting high on the armchair with her legs crossed, the goblet in her left hand was filled with red wine, her right hand was playing with a crown, and she was stepping on a broken rice character The flag, two descendants knelt and sat on the left and right of her, and two rows of maidservants stood behind them with guns.

The background is the night outside the window, a blood moon and bats, and the catchphrase is: It's time for the sun to set in Britain!

The final end page is the dizzying adaptation of the lyrics of "Thousands of Books", and it is also accompanied by the stave of this song...

——Obviously, the above-mentioned content full of the characteristics of cute house culture in the 21st century made poor Hong Kong governor Sir Bei Lu very nervous and unable to understand... Finally, he had to close the page and sigh: "... Oh God What the hell are we fighting with?!"

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ps: I was seriously warned by the editorial department of Qidian that before Xinhua News Agency formally characterizes the so-called "Sunflower" student movement in Taiwan, I am not allowed to complain about it.

Hey, even so, Pharaoh Wang still couldn't help but sigh with emotion. If you don't go to Beijing, you don't know the officialdom;Now the "upper class" in the "free and democratic" world have all switched to playing the Cultural Revolution. The democracy of one person, one vote to elect the president and parliamentarians is outdated. This is the new era of democracy!

It's a pity that Taiwan's "Strawberry Clan" and Maozi's fighting race are really incomparable - Maozi can play the ancient Roman tortoise formation in the ice and snow, and play the live-action version of "Medieval Total War" with Molotov cocktails in one hand and a shield in the other. .Even the weather in Taiwan can't stand the weather in April, and they are clamoring to turn on the air conditioner... So far, the most powerful weapon that has appeared in Taiwan is just a watermelon knife. I don't know if there will be a brave tiger next The tank scene?But having said that, fighting in parliament is at least more civilized than college students occupying parliament, college students occupying parliament is also more civilized than violent gangs fighting on the street, violent gangs fighting on the street is more civilized than the civil war in Syria, it seems that it is more civilized than the above.

The above is purely a description of the reality of "street fighting" in Taipei, without adding any personal opinions and comments, so this is the end. (To be continued..)