Invincible urban management

Japan, Kyoto, Imperial Palace

In this gorgeous palace that should be antique, exquisite and elegant, there is a gloomy atmosphere like the end of the world.

Those maids and servants in gorgeous ancient costumes always held their breath and kept silent when they acted, lest they would be wrathed by the thunder of some important person.

His Majesty Yongren, the "Emperor Hongrue", who just ascended the throne earlier this month, has been forced to face a series of bad news since he ascended the throne.

——The failure of the Shanghai Raiders, the nuclear explosion at the port of Kagoshima, the destruction of the United Fleet, the collapse of domestic order, the breach of the contract by the Soviet Red Army and the invasion of the south, the rampant rebellion of the "bandits" in Manchuria and North Korea, and the looting of the United States of America...every day All of them are terrible news that shakes the foundation of the country!

All in all, even though Prince Yongren was somewhat unconvinced when he saw his elder brother claiming to be a widow in the palace earlier, and had the small thought of "I should be able to do better than you".But right now, after he actually ascended the throne, His Majesty Yongren found that the throne under his ass was as hot as an oven, torturing his fragile nerves all the time, making the new emperor's mental state always hovering on the verge of collapse .

First of all, for the domestic nuclear explosion areas that are currently moaning under the radiation dust, the battered Japanese government is still organizing disaster relief in name, but in fact it has almost completely given up hope, allowing the people in the disaster areas to fend for themselves, as long as they do not rush out In the disaster area, it’s good to go to other places to create a commotion... The problem is, given everyone’s most basic desire to survive, this kind of thing is simply impossible-now Tokyo and Osaka have almost become battlefields, and the disaster victims have nothing Wandering around the ruins like a walking dead.Or attack other towns in droves.

In order to get something to eat, these victims would not hesitate to sell their bodies, and men would not hesitate to break the law and commit crimes.Even though the bodies of the "thieves" who were shot were hung all over the telephone poles beside the road.The social security of the entire Japan is still irretrievably and rapidly falling into the abyss of collapse...

In addition, due to the huge damage caused by so many nuclear explosions, the telephone, telegraph and railway traffic in Japan have basically been paralyzed. Even if the imperial government wants to mobilize manpower and material resources for war or disaster relief, it will be difficult to mobilize for the time being. ——As for the grand plan to enlist 130 million strong men into the army.It was pure fantasy from the very beginning: the governments of many counties and cities have already collapsed, so what should be done for conscription and mobilization?

Second, the large-scale southward invasion of the Soviet Red Army.The Japanese Empire could hardly think of any effective defensive countermeasures other than furious.

At present, the loss of Sakhalin Island and the Kuril Islands has been irretrievable, and the entire Hokkaido battlefield will continue.The Japanese army could come up with a counterattack force.There is also only one Asahikawa 5th Division that is understaffed-because one of the regiments has been transferred to the battlefield in China-in addition to a number of "village soldiers (retired veterans)" and police mobilized urgently, the full force is not enough. to [-] people.

Although the staff officers of the military department are still advocating the distribution of guns and ammunition to all the citizens of Hokkaido and mobilizing the whole people to defend the country, His Majesty the Emperor doubts the effectiveness of this approach-in fact, according to the information we have learned so far, Whether it is in Sakhalin or in the Kuril Islands.The resistance of the Japanese military and civilians was all very slight.Especially those ordinary Japanese citizens, when they watched the Soviet red flag waving across the city.Not only did he not have many thoughts of "breaking the jade of the whole people", but he felt a sense of relief... and the reason for it is also very simple:

"...According to the propaganda of the Soviet army's political workers, if a certain town is planted with the Soviet red flag, then it will be free from the suffering of the Chinese nuclear bomb; otherwise, as long as the nuclear explosion flashes white, the whole city will be destroyed. Don't even think about surviving..."

Because many important politicians in Japan either died in nuclear explosions one after another, or lost their power in political battles, the new Japanese Prime Minister who was accidentally promoted, the Royal Army General, King Higashikurimiya Toshihiko, with a tired and haggard face In the imperial meeting, he reported to the Emperor, "...So, although the Fengyuan City Government once opened the arsenal and distributed old-style firearms to the citizens. But when the Soviet army came, the citizens obediently handed over the firearms Going up, only a very small number of people insist on guerrilla warfare. And if the Soviet army continues to go south, the fighting will of the soldiers and civilians in Hokkaido may also be very worrying..."

"...What a group of cowardly and shameful non-citizens! Don't they know that fighting and dying for the emperor can turn into a god?"

The new Minister of War Masaki Jinsaburo replied dissatisfiedly that at the same time as the emperor was replaced, the Japanese cabinet was almost completely changed. A considerable number of "disappeared cabinet members" died of nuclear explosions and radiation sickness, while others died in the In the competition for the throne, he stood on the wrong team and was demoted.

"...to become a god? But, even the Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo is now in ruins!" Someone suddenly sarcastically said.

"...What tone are you talking about? Are you insulting the heroes who died for the country? You damn non-citizen!"

"... Ladies and gentlemen, this is an imperial meeting. Please don't forget the etiquette of honor and inferiority in front of His Majesty the Emperor!" Seeing that General Masaki Jinzaburo was about to burst into a fit of rage, Prime Minister Higashikuni hurried out to smooth things over, "...At present, the Russian Red Army The southern invasion has been launched, does the army have any defensive countermeasures?"

"...Your Majesty, the General Staff Headquarters prepares the combat plan for defending against the invasion of the north almost every year, but never thought that the situation would become so bad! It is almost useless right now!" Masaki Jinsaburo bowed his head. He replied, "...the Seventh Division in Hokkaido has entered a state of preparation, but because the enemy may land in a wide range, it is impossible to fortify the entire beachhead of Hokkaido. We can only wait for the Soviet army to land before launching a counterattack... Moreover, Hokkaido's ammunition reserves are only enough to sustain one battle, and the army is currently rushing to transport them.

In addition to the local Hokkaido side, the Manchurian battlefield is also in a hurry across the board.Twenty thousand Soviet troops have already crossed Heilongjiang, occupied Heihe City by force, and delivered arms and ammunition to the Manchurian rebels.There were also rebellions in Manchukuo. The Kwantung Army had been fighting fiercely for days, and was unable to go north to counterattack for a while.The Soviet-Russian Pacific Fleet unexpectedly attacked the eastern port of the Korean peninsula.Wonsan Port and other places were bombarded... In such a nationwide battle, the army alone is really overwhelmed and passive everywhere.I don't know if the navy has the confidence to meet the Soviet Russian fleet.How about repeating the glorious past of Marshal Dongxiang's Tsushima sea battle? "

"...For the defense of the sacred territory of the imperial kingdom, the Imperial Navy should do its best." The newly promoted Naval Minister Narumi Inoue replied without humility, "...but, the current Imperial Navy has no battleships and aircraft carriers, and even The heavy cruisers were completely lost. At present, there are only three light cruisers, a dozen destroyers, gunboats, and five submarines, scattered in some ports in Liaodong, North Korea, and the mainland.

certainly.Even with these forces alone, it is enough to compete with the Soviet Pacific Fleet in the Japanese Sea.But if so.The rest of the empire's sea frontiers will be completely defenseless, and even the small ships of the China Navy will be able to gallop around at will-in addition, if this final battle fleet is assembled, it will have to encounter nuclear weapons in the port again.Then the Ministry of the Navy will really be disbanded! "

"...Nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons! In the final analysis, it's that damn nuclear weapon!"

Hearing this, His Majesty the Emperor finally couldn't restrain himself, and no longer cared about the unwritten practice of "the emperor does not speak during the imperial meeting", and jumped up from the throne, "... the first time we are separated from the Chinese Communist Army It has been more than four months since the nuclear explosion! Could it be that the Ministry of the Army has not come up with a feasible countermeasure until now to prevent the Chinese Communist Army from launching a nuclear attack on the empire? You are responsible for homeland air defense!"

"...This... Your Majesty, please forgive me for my incompetence!" General Masaki Jinsaburo finally couldn't help but blush.He bowed his head and replied.

"...Hmph, I know. The army has already done its best to prevent the victims of the nuclear bombing in Osaka from attacking Kyoto!"

The emperor snorted coldly, did not continue to speak to persecute, but sat back on the throne, "...let's continue discussing how to resist Chirus!"

——In fact, there is nothing to discuss. The only countermeasure is to "mobilize the whole people and resist every step of the way."Although very worried about the issue of popular support, the military department still formulated its own plan, preparing to rely on the organization of citizen volunteers in Hokkaido to "carry on the war to the death."

The navy is also preparing to concentrate the remaining ships to the northern port, and plans to launch a battle in the Thousand Islands. On the one hand, it is to hinder the progress of the Soviet army's landing attack, and on the other hand, it is also to transfer the battlefield to prevent the Soviet fleet from bombarding the coast of the Sea of ​​Japan. Even cut off the traffic between Japan and North Korea.

If possible, the Japanese Navy would also be happy to start a duel with the Soviet Pacific Fleet, so as to determine the outcome in one battle and restore some reputation.

——The Soviet Army is huge and fierce, but the Soviet Navy is far from having such a good reputation. As for the Pacific Fleet, which was wiped out twice in the Russo-Japanese War and the Soviet-Russian Civil War, it is regarded as a weak brigade The underdogs in the world belong to the objects that can be easily trampled.

But the biggest trouble is that the Japanese Empire still has nothing to do with the nuclear bombs launched by China and can only continue to resist.

Of course, amidst the bleak mourning, it is not entirely without exciting good news—the foreign minister said with pride that through the efforts of all diligent diplomats, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has successfully launched a "global joint counter-attack" "Communist" slogan, won a sum of arms and materials aid worth [-] million pounds from the United Kingdom!A total of [-] ships of leftover supplies from the British army sealed up after the last World War, including field guns, rifles, pistols, ammunition, canned food, etc., have now been loaded on board and set off from Liverpool. It is expected that they will be ready in two months. Arrived in Japan...

"... Very good, very good, with the aid of Britain, the imperial country does not have to sell the Pacific islands to the United States." The emperor said approvingly.

But the problem is that in this cruel world of the jungle, there are some things that you can't sell if you don't want to.If you insist on not selling it, others will turn their backs and snatch it if they can’t say it—just like a lot of concessions that imperialist powers “spend money to buy” in China...

So, after just a few days, the poor Emperor learned of another latest bad news that almost made him faint.

"...hundreds of U.S. troops forcibly landed on Saipan?! Tianni Island is in emergency at the same time?! American battleships and aircraft carriers appeared outside the anchorage of Truk. Has the empire become a prey to be slaughtered?"

—Because it is a time of peace.Therefore, the Pacific islands currently ruled by Japan, except for the Truk Atoll naval base.Basically, they are in an undefended state.After landing, the U.S. military easily overturned a few bodyguards, policemen, and sentries who were not clear-headed, and then easily occupied these islands.The Truk anchorage, which became the key target, was "inhumanly watched" by an American task force...

In the end, in desperation, the Imperial Japanese Government signed a humiliating and humiliating agreement on September 9, transferring the Pacific islands to the United States at a low price, and finally received only US$3 million in compensation.Even the construction cost of the Truk anchorage is not worth it.

At the same time, the Japanese Army was still thinking hard about the countermeasures against nuclear weapons, and finally came to such a brain-opening conclusion: when the rockets carrying nuclear weapons were launched and took off.All existing means cannot be intercepted.To save the sacred land of the Japanese Empire from a nuclear explosion, the only feasible way at present is to let the nuclear weapons of the Chinese Communist Army stay on the launch pad forever!

This conclusion is... well... strictly speaking true, but the problem is.How to achieve the above goals?

The Japanese Navy came up with a solution.It was to capture Shanghai and destroy the enemy's nuclear bomb launch base...the result was a very miserable failure.

The method that the Japanese Army came up with was even more "simple and rude", that is, to implement "reciprocal retaliation" to scare the Chinese into soft hands!

Thus, a new round of inhuman and bloody catastrophe ushered in the ravaged and disaster-ridden land of China...

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ps: Hello, readers, after many days.Faced with the current hilarious situation in Ukraine, Pharaoh Wang finally couldn't help but complain again.

The topic of today's complaint is: "The Funny War of the Funny Country".

Since the Crimean peninsula voted for independence.After joining Russia, the situation in Ukraine eased slightly for a while, and all forces were busy singing high-profile words, but there was no actual action.So much so that some international observers believe that this mess in Ukraine may have passed so carelessly.

But it turns out that this was just the calm before the storm.

Sure enough, since April, the dark clouds of war over Ukraine have become increasingly dense, and the entire eastern region is brewing to split. Various pro-Russian militia organizations have appeared one after another. It feels a lot like the eve of the American Civil War. Southern states have declared independence and negotiated at the same time. The rhythm of the alliance.

——First, Russia announced an increase in the price of natural gas. Because the Kiev authorities gave all the gold to the United States, they had no choice but to play tricks and insisted that they only use gas without paying for it. As a result, Russia stopped gas.Because the weather is hot and there is no need for heating, the western agricultural areas of Ukraine are okay, but the industrial cities with high energy consumption in the east immediately rebel. Donetsk, Kharkov, and Luhansk are all important in the military history of World War II and the history of the Soviet Russian revolution. Frequently appearing place names have become republics one after another.Then, even the famous military port Odessa, which is very familiar to World War II fans and Gundam fans, also announced the establishment of the Republic of Odessa!

Therefore, many people who fear that the world will not be chaotic are eagerly looking forward to appreciating the Kharkov tank battle of this century.

Sure enough, the Kiev authorities announced indignantly that they would launch an "Eastern Anti-Terrorism Operation", focusing on the crusade against the "Donetsk Republic".The problem is that they don't seem to understand the truth that "the emperor doesn't send hungry soldiers", and they drove the army to set off without paying a dime for the start-up fee.Some of the soldiers said sadly that they had not been able to cook for three days before they set off for the expedition-the morale and fighting spirit of such an army without food for three days can be imagined: Sure enough, the sixth member of the Ukrainian No.20 Fifth Airborne Brigade One armored vehicle was directly replaced with the Russian flag on the way to the expedition, and drove into the "rebel city" amidst cheers, and another eleven armored vehicles were captured by pro-Russian militias basically without fighting...Global Network's war reporters also found that a large number of citizens drove Driving Ukrainian tanks with a Lada car is much better than mantis arms!Is this shit making a special trip to send heavy equipment to the rebels?

Kiev's teasers didn't even pay wages, and sent troops to fight without food. It was even worse than the Manchu princes during the Revolution of [-]!

Another "anti-terrorist force" led by the deputy director of the National Security Agency, General Krutov, also rushed to the street. Before the expedition, the general also confidently declared that "they must be warned. weapon, then it will be destroyed!"

As a result, what was the record of General Krutov?In the morning, the situation was very good, and an airport was occupied; at noon, he was surrounded by pro-Russian militias and demonstrators; Suddenly there were a few gunshots, and then the door was closed and the general was left outside.Poor General Krutov was brutally beaten and captured...

——When talking about numbers, the two sides disagreed, and the boss of one party was betrayed and arrested immediately... Is this a gangster movie or a war movie?

What's even more hilarious is that some officers and soldiers of Ukraine's No.20 Fifth Airborne Brigade defected or were disarmed by their opponents during the "Eastern Anti-Terrorism Operation".However, the ridiculous Kiev authorities did not use both kindness and force to stabilize the remaining troops. Instead, they immediately announced retaliation, publicly declared that they would severely punish those soldiers who put down their weapons, and disbanded the entire airborne brigade by the way-this is not to drive fish out of the abyss. Heading towards the rebels in the east?

Hey, given that the Ukrainian army has not been able to pay their salaries for several months, and the soldiers are full of resentment, Kiev is forcing the authorities to rebel no matter who they send troops to fight.From this point of view, those figures in our country during the [-] period were all more politically minded than them. Whether it was Dapao Sun or Datou Yuan, the first thing they did after seizing power was to borrow money from foreign banks, and use it to buy the morale of the army. Stabilize the situation and deal with the aftermath.In the end, Yuan Shikai seemed more able to repay, and he had borrowed money from the big powers, so he was able to clean up the situation.But when the gangsters in Ukraine didn't get any money at all, they started messing around, and didn't even think about sending money to the army.

At present, given that most of the Ukrainian army is unreliable, but they have no money to win over the army, Kiev has forced the authorities to come up with a new trick, which is to apply for a UN peacekeeping force to station in eastern Ukraine to help maintain order and unity... The problem is, will the UN be willing to disturb Is this trip muddy?

Seeing that Kiev's teasing government can hardly do anything except sending face to the countryside to beg for a beating, a group of demons danced in Ukraine for a while, and various forces jumped out to recruit troops: Komorovsky Dneprbap Lov State organized an "Anti-Secession Committee", and Tymoshenko, who lives in Germany, also sent people back to China to form the "Ukrainian People's Resistance Force". In addition, the neo-Nazi organization "Right Sector" that has been dancing for a long time... the future In the left-wing history textbooks, perhaps following the precedents in the history of the Soviet revolution, it became the Komorovsky gang, the Tymoshenko gang, and the Yarosh gang?

Hey, it's really worthy of the country's funny war. When this thing is over this year, maybe I can write a funny version of "Quiet River Don".

Wait, during the peasant war in the late Ming Dynasty, we Chinese seemed to have this kind of virtue? (To be continued..)