Invincible urban management

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When the Aztec Empire mission team of Kuohtemoc appeared on the outskirts of Port Hope.Wang Qiu and Wen Desi, the two principal traversers, were watching the target training of the new army of the Hongxiu Tizgan Kingdom on the broad beach of Port of Hope.

Well, to be precise, it was a rocket test of the Detachment of Women's Army RPG unit.

——The 60 "Drilling Monkey" rocket fireworks and tens of thousands of fireworks shells ordered from Liuyang Fireworks Factory in Hunan have finally arrived.

Originally, according to the production speed of the fireworks factory, it would take at least ten days to one or two months to complete such a large order of hundreds of thousands of pieces.But maybe God is blessing Wang Qiu. Because of an explosion accident that killed many people not long ago, just like the Shanxi counterfeit wine case that killed Fenjiu, it ruined the reputation of Liuyang Fireworks, causing many customers to complain. The fireworks factory canceled the order, and there was a backlog of inventory that could not be sold for a while, which made the boss jump in a hurry.Now that such a big and generous customer suddenly appeared, he was naturally overjoyed and responded to every request.

After Wang Qiu heard that there were so many "backlogs of ammunition" over there, he originally only planned to order 20 "Drilling Monkeys", and immediately replaced the sick Ma Tong and Professor Yang who was far away in Beijing to make the decision. The quantity of orders was tripled, and the inventories of several firecracker factories were wiped out.

Then, he added a new order of 200 million "Drilling Monkeys" and [-] sets of fireworks bombs to the relevant fireworks manufacturer, and asked the other party to deliver the goods within half a month as much as possible to prepare for large-scale battles in the future. The consumption... I think I will have to work overtime for a while when I come to Liuyang.

On the other hand, the first batch of 60 "Diamond Monkey" rocket fireworks were all shipped over in just five days.

As for the possible quality and safety problems of these fireworks, Wang Qiu didn't think much about them at all—the fireworks produced by the industrialized assembly line in the 21st century, no matter how there are quality problems, at least they are better than the guns made by a few of them. The gun is much safer.

For them who have time and space gates, it is better to play rocket fireworks than to play with guns and artillery - all the troubles of raw materials, processing, assembly, debugging, personnel training, firearm maintenance, etc. All the problems of rifling can be easily solved!

There is also the issue of RPG launch management, so there is no need to worry.

Anyway, this thing is to put a wooden handle on the bottom of a water pipe with an iron ring, and then draw a line on the front end with red paint as a sight. You can find a small hardware processing factory to make it, and it is guaranteed within three days. Shipment.

Because the structure of this thing is too simple, no one associates it with weapons at all.When Wang Qiu ordered the [-] hair tubes, he only said that they were props for the school's large-scale group performance, and the people in the small hardware processing factory believed it ignorantly.

When this kind of "civilian version rpg" is actually launched, it is usually a team of two people. One person is responsible for carrying the "barrel" to aim at the target, and the other person inserts the "drilling monkey" from the back of the tube and strikes a match. Ignite, and finally press the barrel with your hand to fix the direction and prevent it from wandering when firing.

Apparently, in order to prevent burns, the barrel bearer had to wear a wool scarf around his neck and shoulder pads on his shoulders.The loaders standing behind should also be equipped with anti-scalding thick gloves... However, there is no need to worry about the source of these labor protection supplies.Anyway, textiles are worthless in future generations. Otherwise, how can our great motherland export hundreds of millions of clothes and pants to exchange for a Boeing 747?In short, Wang Qiu just went around the wholesale market in this city, and then someone drove a truck and brought all the above-mentioned things over.

Therefore, the [-] Women's Army, whom Mr. Wen regards as his darling, can currently receive an average of ten pairs of gloves, five scarves, four pairs of socks, two pairs of plastic slippers, a pair of liberation shoes, and a pair of iron-toed safety shoes. There are some daily necessities such as kettles, lunch boxes, soap, washing powder

According to Wang Qiu and Wen Desi's estimates, if you want to produce the above-mentioned equipment in Hope Port, even if you mobilize all the people in the city, even if you don't consider the technical bottleneck, it will not be completed in a few years——Modern World The production capacity, especially in China, the "world factory" that provides half of the world's finished products, is simply impossible for the ancients to compete!

Hmm, it's great to have a space-time gate that connects the two worlds!

Of course, the premise is that there must be Wang Qiu, a super porter with unlimited capacity.

So, Wang Qiu and Wen Desi sat side by side by the shooting range on the beach, looking at the heroic female soldiers, wearing grass-green old military uniforms, lined up to the sound of whistles, and cast "Diamond Monkey" from a throwing angle. "——choking gunpowder smoke, orange flames, ear-piercing screams, roaring explosions... Well, after getting them over the fear of firearms through various educational means, once they practice decently Looking up, it really looks like the musketeers of this era "line up and shoot" demeanor!

Although, if they are strictly classified according to the type of arms, they seem to be regarded as the strategic rocket army...

The only thing that is a bit of an eyesore is that these women's soldiers don't wear camouflage helmets on their heads, but orange helmets.

——Although military steel helmets are not strictly controlled products in China, it is really not easy to get thousands of military steel helmets at once; motorcycle helmets have good protection, but they are placed in hot and humid places In the tropical rain forest, it is really bulky and uncomfortable to wear, and the price is a bit expensive.In the end, Wang Qiu had no choice but to go to the wholesale market to buy a truckload of helmets, which would save money, be light, and arrive quickly.

In this way, the final image of Mr. Wen's [-] women's army is big and round, full of flesh (most of the shrews who can fight are like this), yellow helmets, old-fashioned green uniforms that look like shit, and the same shit that looks like shit. The rubber liberation shoes, then tie the artificial leather arm belt, bring the water pipe (hair pipe) and the aluminum alloy lunch box, and a simple and extremely simple temperament suddenly emerges, which makes people think that they have entered the labor market at first glance. .

As for the other [-] male warriors, they also showed a military look that made people want to complain - beach pants, small vests, plastic slippers, colorful tattoos, weird hairstyles, and colorful feathers on the top of their heads. , the steel pipes, axes, nail sticks carried on the shoulders, plus a standard configuration watermelon knife... No matter how you look at it, you look like the young and Dangerous boy under Brother Haonan, or the worst rookie Xiaobei three.

In short, the current total force under President Wen is these [-] female migrant workers and [-] young and Dangerous boys—not because he doesn’t want to continue to expand the army, but because Hope Hong Kong’s human resources are about to be squeezed to the limit: the total population of the country is only [-] Among them, there are less than [-] males... That's why the traversers have to use the Women's Army as the main force, because Hong Xiutiz's men are too scarce, and they really can't afford to die.

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According to the test results, the sound and light effects of the "Diamond Monkey" rocket fireworks are absolutely top-notch, and the sound of the explosion after thousands of rounds are fired can also be called appalling, but the biggest problem is the lack of lethality—— After all, this thing is based on gorgeous sound and light effects as the first requirement, rather than being designed for war.Even if it can penetrate into a person's chest and explode, it usually only causes skin burns and scalds, and it is difficult to kill the target directly.

In order to enhance the lethality of the "Drilling Monkey", Wen Desi and Wang Qiu considered many methods. Wang Qiu even returned to modern times to discuss with weapon enthusiasts online.After some brainstorming, they finally settled on the following simple modification method: when the war is about to start, wrap a few turns of lead wire on the warhead of the "Drilling Monkey", and then grind the lead wire with a file at intervals until it is about to break Degree.

In this way, when the "Drilling Monkey" explodes, these lead wires can be exploded into finely divided miniature lead bullets, which penetrate deeply into the enemy's body to make up for the lack of direct damage—in the age of great navigation, if you Once hit by lead bullets, it is basically a matter of losing most of your life.It's not that he will be killed on the spot, but because lead is highly poisonous, if the lead bullet is directly embedded in the body, and it is too late to take it out, then it is almost appropriate to die from lead poisoning.

(ps: Thanks to "Di Polo God" book friends for their ideas)

On the other hand, even if the bullets just brushed off and did not stay in the body, due to the poor sanitary conditions on the battlefield, it is very likely to cause infection and inflammation of the wound-this is not a serious problem nowadays, as long as one injection Antibiotics are fine.But in those days, once the wound was infected and inflamed, there was basically nothing else to do except invite a priest to read a few scriptures and pray for God's blessing.

Some people with good luck and hard life can naturally survive.As for the rest, they just need to wrap them in sackcloth and throw them into the pit, and then erect a cross and engrave their names.If you can save trouble at sea, tie a stone to your leg and throw it into the sea, and you can call it a day.

The second major defect of the "Drilling Monkey" rocket fireworks is the instability of the trajectory-this is almost a common problem of all rocket weapons before the emergence of missiles, and it is also an important reason why early rockets were finally eliminated by artillery in the history of weapon development. reason.

After conducting field tests, Wang Qiu also found to his dismay that the flight trajectory of this "Drilling Monkey" can only be described as unpredictable.If it is said that it is doing Brownian motion (also called irregular motion), it seems a bit too much, but if it is said that the distance between the actual landing point and the target target, it can be comparable to the Indian "Agni" missile that claims to be able to launch the International Space Station by mistake , it is definitely not an exaggeration to say.

Fortunately, the Spanish muskets of this year are also tragic in terms of precision - since there is no rifling, the barrel is also knocked out by hand, and the gunpowder needs to be prepared and filled by the soldiers themselves. The rookie often installs less gunpowder and can't shoot far, or loads too much gunpowder and causes the chamber to explode (the gunpowder stored in a fixed amount in a paper tube was invented and applied by King Gustav of Sweden in the early 17th century).Most of the bullets are also made by soldiers themselves by melting lead blocks on the battlefield. Due to the different skills of each person, the shape is even more irregular...

Therefore, the muskets used by the Spanish expedition in this era may be even more wonderful in terms of ballistics than the "Drilling Monkey" of the Liuyang Fireworks Factory.If you try to calculate it accurately, it may cause Einstein's brain cells to overheat and strike...

Someone once did some surveys and statistics. In the early 16th century, the actual combat distance of the arquebus guns and pistols was only ten meters on average, while the rifles could hit about four to fifty meters.As for the theoretical range of more than 50 meters, the bullet can indeed fly so far, but no one knows where it will fly...

Therefore, Westerners can only use the method of queuing up to shoot guns to make up for the lack of shooting accuracy-the musketeers at that time did not aim when shooting because gunpowder often leaked from the end of the barrel However, if the eyes are too close, there is a danger of being blinded.

Therefore, President Wen's women's army can naturally learn from Western experience, and line up to play rpg, uh, or the added version of "Drilling Monkey".