Invincible urban management
53. Exchange bodily fluids with the magic stick girl
Well, as we all know, in different times and countries, there are many completely different social cultures.Some special cultural concepts often bring surprise and even discomfort when accepted by individual subjective concepts.
For example, it is unbelievable to most people that an island country actually has an industry that sells girls' feces as luxury food...
(...This... Please go to Baidu to search for what is called "Golden Grain Sheng")
For the Aztecs who fanatically worshiped the sun and blood, the most solemn diplomatic etiquette was to invite the other party to drink their own blood.
In short, Wang Qiu was stunned to see in the square that the tall and handsome future emperor Kuohtemok took two small bowls made of bones from the hands of one of his entourage, and then took them from his waist. Pulling out a sharp bone knife, he cut open his own blood vessels nonchalantly, released two bowls full of blood, and brought them over with a smile on his face, asking King Avaha and His Excellency Wen Desi to drink.
Uh, by the way, according to Wang Qiu's visual inspection, the two small bowls that Kuohtmok took out seem to be made from human skulls... just like the sixth day demon king Oda Nobunaga in the Warring States Period of Japan , a wine cup made from the skull of my brother-in-law Asai Nagamasa...
Next, King Awaha seemed to be very familiar with this set of etiquette, so he just smiled gracefully, and raised his hand to drink the hot blood in the bowl.On the other hand, Wen Desi was holding the small bowl in his hand, struggling for a long time with a sad face, until his father-in-law and the king began to cast dissatisfied eyes on him, then President Wen reluctantly closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, tilted his mouth, and trembled , slowly pouring this small bowl of fresh blood into his throat.
——For modern Chinese people, this custom is really barbaric, unhygienic, and disgusting.Even the "drinking blood for alliance" in romance novels is nothing more than symbolically dripping a few milliliters of blood into a large bowl of shochu. How can there be any reason to learn from barbarians and drink blood directly?
Like eating Taiwanese pig blood cake and drinking human blood are completely different things!We are not vampires!
However, Wang Qiu, who was standing behind, was still glad that he didn't have to suffer this crime.Another embassy following Kuohtmok came over, a beautiful and soft girl who seemed to be quite dignified, but she approached him with a smile, which made Wang Qiu's eyes brighten immediately.
This beautiful Aztec girl wears a crown of brightly colored feathers and a bunch of playful little goofy hairs on her forehead. She wears a narrow striped blouse and a pair of pants that just cover her buttocks. The short tube skirt revealed a large area of wheat-colored toned skin, as well as a pair of firm, tight, beautifully lined thighs.Although the fly in the ointment is that her breasts seem to have yet to develop, but her facial features are really beautiful, her eyes are even more shining, and the round abdominal muscles exposed between the blouse and the tube skirt make her look very playful Cute, full of youthful vigor and vitality.
And what moved Wang Qiu the most was that this beautiful Aztec girl's face was so smooth that she didn't have any tattoos at all!
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Here is a question first, why, as a contemporary ordinary college student full of discordant pink fantasies and countless bad things accumulated in the hard drive of the computer, Wang Qiu has been in the Hongxiu Tizgan Kingdom for so long, but always Have you ever thought about finding a few lovers here?
One must know that the ratio of male to female in the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom is extremely imbalanced, and any male youth with a healthy body is a sought-after item among local girls.And under the blessing of Wang Qiu's "God Man" aura, it is easy for beautiful girls to voluntarily post - no way, among the four "God Men" other than Wen Desi, two are women, one It's the old man, and naturally the only target that the indigenous girls can attack is Wang Qiu.
In addition, those chiefs who try to curry favor with the "man of God" will gladly offer up their daughters or sisters voluntarily, and do not ask for any status-this is what the indigenous chiefs did when the Spanish colonists invaded, and many Spanish The officers had several local mistresses.
In fact, just after Wang Qiu arrived in this time and space, he was invited by Wen Desi to have breakfast together for the first time. Before he showed any extraordinary power, there were already several good-looking indigenous maids who were provocatively prostrating at him. He raised his hips and glanced secretly.
Moreover, the cost of picking up girls in this time and space is much cheaper than in the modern world, as long as you get some cheap jewelry and cheap pastries, you can make girls happy, for example, plastic hairpins and glass necklaces in ten yuan shops on the street. kind.
As for Senior Wen Desi's opinion... Well, as long as you don't cuckold him, don't mess with his wife's female relatives, and in the end, don't have an affair with a married woman, causing any big trouble... Other than that Besides, he probably wouldn't mind Wang Qiu picking up girls on his territory.
In addition, there is another problem of accidentally killing people and making illegitimate children... What do you think condoms are for?
The real obstacle that restrains him from showing mercy everywhere and "spreading seeds all over the world" actually lies in Wang Qiu himself.
First of all, the first factor is that Wang Qiu is not the kind of lawless lone ranger, but an organized and disciplined state employee. Even if he travels to a different world, the laws, morals and disciplines of the original society have not completely lost their binding force. ——Beside him, there are always three people who can travel back and forth between time and space, Professor Yang, senior sister Ma Tong, and head Cai Rong, and there is also a seemingly powerful state agency above him.For Wang Qiu, this is not only a great help, but also an effective restriction, preventing him from doing whatever he wants in a different world without being separated from the organization.
Although American soldiers can't control their lower body no matter where they go, and every time they plant the Stars and Stripes, they will produce a bunch of illegitimate children of various skin colors. The American government and society have long been accustomed to this.But as a Chinese with conservative customs, generally speaking, they are still relatively strict in this regard. If they have not climbed to a certain class status, it is best not to mess with men and women. Adding stains to the public and leaving a bad evaluation of a "loafer", Wang Qiu didn't dare to hold any naked meetings for the time being.
The more important reason is that although the local Indian girls are physically fit, their looks are too weird, which makes Wang Qiu feel that they are not his kind of food.
——Before the invasion of European colonists, Indian women in Central America almost all had the custom of tattooing patterns on their cheeks and foreheads.Mayan women also liked to wear nose rings and lip rings, and stabbed all kinds of complicated patterns from forehead to shoulders, and finally made a face like a colored embossed board, how deformed it was... maybe They think it looks good, but the aesthetics of modern people can't accept this. The horrible visual experience is like seeing the horseshoe-shaped three-inch golden lotus wrapped around the feet of women in the old society.
Although the Honxiutizgan people are completely different from the Mayans in terms of language and culture, there is no difference in their preference for tattoos.
For example, Wen Desi's wife, Princess Maca, has very few tattoos on her cheeks due to her husband's influence, but there are still three beard-like horizontal lines on the left and right cheeks. The specific meaning is still unclear. In short, Wang Qiu feels like a little cat.
As for the rest of the indigenous girls, there are even more patterns on their faces—those tattooed with flowers and plants are considered ordinary, while the female soldiers selected into the Detachment of Women usually have tattoos of jaguars, sharks, and poisonous snakes on their faces. And eagles, and some people have turtles tattooed on their faces... and they are all permanent, and they cannot be wiped off at will.The general feeling they give to Wang Qiu is: "The part below the neck is very attractive, but the problem is that the face is too scary."
What's even more sad is that, unlike the custom of tattooing patterns on the cheeks and foreheads of Li women in Hainan Island in the old society, the Indian girls in Central America, at least the girls of the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom They, as early as five or six years old, had already painted their faces as cats and embossed boards... Therefore, before the next generation of indigenous young girls without tattooed faces grow up, Wang Qiu has not yet developed here The idea of super-friendliness between men and women - pushing down immature lolita is enough, but scumbags pushing down young girls must be punished by heaven! ! !
Except for the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom, the rest of the Indian tribes living in the tropical rainforest, their girls basically love tattoos so much, and they even go too far, even tattooing their tongues... On the other hand, when he was on a mission to the Valley of Mexico, Wang Qiu saw with his own eyes that some of the Aztec girls living on the plateau seemed to have no facial tattoos. Unfortunately, diplomatic missions came and went within the Aztec Empire. Hurrying, worrying, there is no time or space for Wang Qiu to go hunting.Besides, they were supposed to be in the territory of the enemy country at that time, and a crisis might occur at any time, so Wang Qiu didn't have the heart to seduce some beautiful Aztec girl...
——————————————————————————————
Alright, now comes the problem, now finally there is a sexy and charming girl with no make-up that makes your heart beat.Then she took an obsidian knife and gently scratched her wrist, released a small bowl of fresh blood, and asked you to drink her blood with a smile, what should you do?
Well, if it was that unruly lily-controlling Ma Tong senior sister, I'm afraid she would have snatched it up and drank it all.But it was the turn of Wang Qiu, the innocent virgin... After struggling in his heart for a long time, he poured the hot blood of the girl in the small jade bowl down his throat as if drinking some bitter medicine.
After finishing the drink, he smacked his lips and muttered in a slightly confused way.
"...Eh? Why doesn't this blood smell fishy at all, it seems a little sweet..."
Next, Wang Qiu heard a voice that shocked him extremely.
"...Hehe, thank you for your compliment. A foreign god from far away!"
The Aztec girl who asked him to drink blood stretched out her hand to take back the empty jade bowl, and at the same time smiled sweetly, and said softly, "...you have already drank my pure blood. From now on, we are good friends who have nothing to say!"
As for Wang Qiu's reaction, he couldn't help but staggered, and raised his right hand in a very rude manner, pointing directly at the Aztec girl.
"...You, how can you speak Chinese? Could it be that you are also a time traveler? Wait, you don't seem to be speaking Chinese...Why can I understand it?"
——Although through frequent contact during this period, Wang Qiu more or less understood a little Navajo spoken by Mexican Indians.However, for an ordinary college student who lacks language talent and has passed the CET-[-] test four times, Wang Qiu's Navajo level is at most equivalent to High school students' English proficiency: Individual words and phrases may be understood, but often require the other party to repeat them several times.As for coherent and fluent conversation, I don't know that it will take the year of the monkey to achieve it.
But at this moment, Wang Qiu found that he could understand the other party's words very fluently.
But judging from the shape of her mouth, she didn't speak Chinese...but she could understand it clearly!This is really strange! !
How should I put it, it seems that there is a wonderful piece of information in my mind suddenly, but it is not any language or text, but the other party directly sends the message she wants to express, sends a brain wave email to copy and transmit it, just It appeared in his mind like reading a text message!
Hey, don't talk about that pinch of hair on your head, it's really the legendary brain wave antenna!There is no electricity in this day and age, so where did the Teletubbies come from?
At the same time, the Aztec girl frowned in confusion.
"...Traveler? Is this what you call yourself?"
However, she then smiled nonchalantly, she was really charming, "...a foreign god and man from afar! Please don't be surprised, this is just the blessing of Goddess Icahill, so that you and I can speak fluently. Talk and understand each other's words!"
For example, it is unbelievable to most people that an island country actually has an industry that sells girls' feces as luxury food...
(...This... Please go to Baidu to search for what is called "Golden Grain Sheng")
For the Aztecs who fanatically worshiped the sun and blood, the most solemn diplomatic etiquette was to invite the other party to drink their own blood.
In short, Wang Qiu was stunned to see in the square that the tall and handsome future emperor Kuohtemok took two small bowls made of bones from the hands of one of his entourage, and then took them from his waist. Pulling out a sharp bone knife, he cut open his own blood vessels nonchalantly, released two bowls full of blood, and brought them over with a smile on his face, asking King Avaha and His Excellency Wen Desi to drink.
Uh, by the way, according to Wang Qiu's visual inspection, the two small bowls that Kuohtmok took out seem to be made from human skulls... just like the sixth day demon king Oda Nobunaga in the Warring States Period of Japan , a wine cup made from the skull of my brother-in-law Asai Nagamasa...
Next, King Awaha seemed to be very familiar with this set of etiquette, so he just smiled gracefully, and raised his hand to drink the hot blood in the bowl.On the other hand, Wen Desi was holding the small bowl in his hand, struggling for a long time with a sad face, until his father-in-law and the king began to cast dissatisfied eyes on him, then President Wen reluctantly closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, tilted his mouth, and trembled , slowly pouring this small bowl of fresh blood into his throat.
——For modern Chinese people, this custom is really barbaric, unhygienic, and disgusting.Even the "drinking blood for alliance" in romance novels is nothing more than symbolically dripping a few milliliters of blood into a large bowl of shochu. How can there be any reason to learn from barbarians and drink blood directly?
Like eating Taiwanese pig blood cake and drinking human blood are completely different things!We are not vampires!
However, Wang Qiu, who was standing behind, was still glad that he didn't have to suffer this crime.Another embassy following Kuohtmok came over, a beautiful and soft girl who seemed to be quite dignified, but she approached him with a smile, which made Wang Qiu's eyes brighten immediately.
This beautiful Aztec girl wears a crown of brightly colored feathers and a bunch of playful little goofy hairs on her forehead. She wears a narrow striped blouse and a pair of pants that just cover her buttocks. The short tube skirt revealed a large area of wheat-colored toned skin, as well as a pair of firm, tight, beautifully lined thighs.Although the fly in the ointment is that her breasts seem to have yet to develop, but her facial features are really beautiful, her eyes are even more shining, and the round abdominal muscles exposed between the blouse and the tube skirt make her look very playful Cute, full of youthful vigor and vitality.
And what moved Wang Qiu the most was that this beautiful Aztec girl's face was so smooth that she didn't have any tattoos at all!
————————————————————————————————————
Here is a question first, why, as a contemporary ordinary college student full of discordant pink fantasies and countless bad things accumulated in the hard drive of the computer, Wang Qiu has been in the Hongxiu Tizgan Kingdom for so long, but always Have you ever thought about finding a few lovers here?
One must know that the ratio of male to female in the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom is extremely imbalanced, and any male youth with a healthy body is a sought-after item among local girls.And under the blessing of Wang Qiu's "God Man" aura, it is easy for beautiful girls to voluntarily post - no way, among the four "God Men" other than Wen Desi, two are women, one It's the old man, and naturally the only target that the indigenous girls can attack is Wang Qiu.
In addition, those chiefs who try to curry favor with the "man of God" will gladly offer up their daughters or sisters voluntarily, and do not ask for any status-this is what the indigenous chiefs did when the Spanish colonists invaded, and many Spanish The officers had several local mistresses.
In fact, just after Wang Qiu arrived in this time and space, he was invited by Wen Desi to have breakfast together for the first time. Before he showed any extraordinary power, there were already several good-looking indigenous maids who were provocatively prostrating at him. He raised his hips and glanced secretly.
Moreover, the cost of picking up girls in this time and space is much cheaper than in the modern world, as long as you get some cheap jewelry and cheap pastries, you can make girls happy, for example, plastic hairpins and glass necklaces in ten yuan shops on the street. kind.
As for Senior Wen Desi's opinion... Well, as long as you don't cuckold him, don't mess with his wife's female relatives, and in the end, don't have an affair with a married woman, causing any big trouble... Other than that Besides, he probably wouldn't mind Wang Qiu picking up girls on his territory.
In addition, there is another problem of accidentally killing people and making illegitimate children... What do you think condoms are for?
The real obstacle that restrains him from showing mercy everywhere and "spreading seeds all over the world" actually lies in Wang Qiu himself.
First of all, the first factor is that Wang Qiu is not the kind of lawless lone ranger, but an organized and disciplined state employee. Even if he travels to a different world, the laws, morals and disciplines of the original society have not completely lost their binding force. ——Beside him, there are always three people who can travel back and forth between time and space, Professor Yang, senior sister Ma Tong, and head Cai Rong, and there is also a seemingly powerful state agency above him.For Wang Qiu, this is not only a great help, but also an effective restriction, preventing him from doing whatever he wants in a different world without being separated from the organization.
Although American soldiers can't control their lower body no matter where they go, and every time they plant the Stars and Stripes, they will produce a bunch of illegitimate children of various skin colors. The American government and society have long been accustomed to this.But as a Chinese with conservative customs, generally speaking, they are still relatively strict in this regard. If they have not climbed to a certain class status, it is best not to mess with men and women. Adding stains to the public and leaving a bad evaluation of a "loafer", Wang Qiu didn't dare to hold any naked meetings for the time being.
The more important reason is that although the local Indian girls are physically fit, their looks are too weird, which makes Wang Qiu feel that they are not his kind of food.
——Before the invasion of European colonists, Indian women in Central America almost all had the custom of tattooing patterns on their cheeks and foreheads.Mayan women also liked to wear nose rings and lip rings, and stabbed all kinds of complicated patterns from forehead to shoulders, and finally made a face like a colored embossed board, how deformed it was... maybe They think it looks good, but the aesthetics of modern people can't accept this. The horrible visual experience is like seeing the horseshoe-shaped three-inch golden lotus wrapped around the feet of women in the old society.
Although the Honxiutizgan people are completely different from the Mayans in terms of language and culture, there is no difference in their preference for tattoos.
For example, Wen Desi's wife, Princess Maca, has very few tattoos on her cheeks due to her husband's influence, but there are still three beard-like horizontal lines on the left and right cheeks. The specific meaning is still unclear. In short, Wang Qiu feels like a little cat.
As for the rest of the indigenous girls, there are even more patterns on their faces—those tattooed with flowers and plants are considered ordinary, while the female soldiers selected into the Detachment of Women usually have tattoos of jaguars, sharks, and poisonous snakes on their faces. And eagles, and some people have turtles tattooed on their faces... and they are all permanent, and they cannot be wiped off at will.The general feeling they give to Wang Qiu is: "The part below the neck is very attractive, but the problem is that the face is too scary."
What's even more sad is that, unlike the custom of tattooing patterns on the cheeks and foreheads of Li women in Hainan Island in the old society, the Indian girls in Central America, at least the girls of the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom They, as early as five or six years old, had already painted their faces as cats and embossed boards... Therefore, before the next generation of indigenous young girls without tattooed faces grow up, Wang Qiu has not yet developed here The idea of super-friendliness between men and women - pushing down immature lolita is enough, but scumbags pushing down young girls must be punished by heaven! ! !
Except for the Hongxiutizgan Kingdom, the rest of the Indian tribes living in the tropical rainforest, their girls basically love tattoos so much, and they even go too far, even tattooing their tongues... On the other hand, when he was on a mission to the Valley of Mexico, Wang Qiu saw with his own eyes that some of the Aztec girls living on the plateau seemed to have no facial tattoos. Unfortunately, diplomatic missions came and went within the Aztec Empire. Hurrying, worrying, there is no time or space for Wang Qiu to go hunting.Besides, they were supposed to be in the territory of the enemy country at that time, and a crisis might occur at any time, so Wang Qiu didn't have the heart to seduce some beautiful Aztec girl...
——————————————————————————————
Alright, now comes the problem, now finally there is a sexy and charming girl with no make-up that makes your heart beat.Then she took an obsidian knife and gently scratched her wrist, released a small bowl of fresh blood, and asked you to drink her blood with a smile, what should you do?
Well, if it was that unruly lily-controlling Ma Tong senior sister, I'm afraid she would have snatched it up and drank it all.But it was the turn of Wang Qiu, the innocent virgin... After struggling in his heart for a long time, he poured the hot blood of the girl in the small jade bowl down his throat as if drinking some bitter medicine.
After finishing the drink, he smacked his lips and muttered in a slightly confused way.
"...Eh? Why doesn't this blood smell fishy at all, it seems a little sweet..."
Next, Wang Qiu heard a voice that shocked him extremely.
"...Hehe, thank you for your compliment. A foreign god from far away!"
The Aztec girl who asked him to drink blood stretched out her hand to take back the empty jade bowl, and at the same time smiled sweetly, and said softly, "...you have already drank my pure blood. From now on, we are good friends who have nothing to say!"
As for Wang Qiu's reaction, he couldn't help but staggered, and raised his right hand in a very rude manner, pointing directly at the Aztec girl.
"...You, how can you speak Chinese? Could it be that you are also a time traveler? Wait, you don't seem to be speaking Chinese...Why can I understand it?"
——Although through frequent contact during this period, Wang Qiu more or less understood a little Navajo spoken by Mexican Indians.However, for an ordinary college student who lacks language talent and has passed the CET-[-] test four times, Wang Qiu's Navajo level is at most equivalent to High school students' English proficiency: Individual words and phrases may be understood, but often require the other party to repeat them several times.As for coherent and fluent conversation, I don't know that it will take the year of the monkey to achieve it.
But at this moment, Wang Qiu found that he could understand the other party's words very fluently.
But judging from the shape of her mouth, she didn't speak Chinese...but she could understand it clearly!This is really strange! !
How should I put it, it seems that there is a wonderful piece of information in my mind suddenly, but it is not any language or text, but the other party directly sends the message she wants to express, sends a brain wave email to copy and transmit it, just It appeared in his mind like reading a text message!
Hey, don't talk about that pinch of hair on your head, it's really the legendary brain wave antenna!There is no electricity in this day and age, so where did the Teletubbies come from?
At the same time, the Aztec girl frowned in confusion.
"...Traveler? Is this what you call yourself?"
However, she then smiled nonchalantly, she was really charming, "...a foreign god and man from afar! Please don't be surprised, this is just the blessing of Goddess Icahill, so that you and I can speak fluently. Talk and understand each other's words!"
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