Invincible urban management

Well, although there are many "bricks" who swear by it, the Mayans are descendants of aliens from a certain constellation.But judging from the bones unearthed in the Mayan tombs, they should still be the same humans as us, at least physiologically.

Therefore, what Wang Qiu saw at this moment was not some alien intelligent life, but just a few Mayan nobles and priests dressed up.

So, why did he suddenly have such a strange association in his mind after seeing these Mayan dignitaries?

There is no way, because the aesthetic standards of the Mayans are so weird in this world, it doesn’t seem like the way of thinking of the people on Earth, and in many respects it is almost the exact opposite of the modern people’s aesthetic standards.Once the handsome men and women in the Mayan society came to the modern world, I am afraid that they will become deformed, and they will be extremely ugly and unsightly, and they must not be released casually to scare people...

In general, the Mayans generally regard cross-eyed, flat forehead and deformed skull as a sign of beauty or nobility, and in order to achieve such purposes with artificial methods, they invented the oldest plastic surgery in the world. The more I make myself look less human.

——Ordinary poor people may not be very particular about it, but the Mayan nobles all claim that they are not ordinary people, but gods descended from the earth.Therefore, in order to distinguish them from civilians in appearance, most Mayan nobles hoped that their children would look "out of phase", causing them to suffer from birth: the parents would take advantage of the fact that the baby's skull had not yet hardened, and use a wooden plank Clamping to deform it, some people squished the skull to imitate a jaguar, and others stretched the skull to imitate an ear of corn, in short, it is any deformity, as long as it is as human-like as possible: people claim to be demigods Well!

What's even more outrageous is that the Mayans regarded cross-eyed eyes as beautiful, so Mayan women deliberately hung small objects, usually small resin balls, on the hair (Liu Haier) that droops between the children's eyes.These resin balls hang dangling in front of the eyes all day long, making children stare at them involuntarily, and finally make their eyes become cross-eyed, which is commonly known as cross-eyed.

In addition, the teeth of the Mayan nobles were deliberately ground into zigzags, and some were inlaid with small pieces of jade.In addition, things need to be stuffed in the bridge of the nose, and piercings are made on the chest and reproductive organs... As for earrings, nose rings, lip rings, tongue rings, etc., they are even more common goods.Ordinary Mayan nobles would be ashamed to go out to meet people if they didn't have dozens of holes in their bodies.

Of course, due to the insufficient level of medicine at that time, medical accidents that resulted in death due to failed plastic surgery and wound infection were not uncommon.As for the tragedies of pinching the head and becoming a fool, or improper tattoos causing large areas of skin to fester, there are even more tragedies.

In a sense, the Mayans are very similar to the ancient Koreans: they are keen on using plastic surgery (to sum up), they are fond of boasting (compiling a calendar that can last for tens of thousands of years and horror legends about the destruction of the world in 2012, Then I became extinct early), and I like to abuse my mother when I have nothing to do (Koreans cut off their little fingers and shaved their heads to protest, and the Mayans pricked their tongues and ears with fishbone to pray)...

Well, let’s get down to business, to sum up, the upper class of the Mayans liked to use the method of changing the shape of their bodies to show a sense of superiority, which is the so-called "incarnation of the sun god".Therefore, a qualified Mayan noble usually must have the following basic characteristics: first, a deformed head, the more deformed the more noble; second, the whole body is full of holes, filled with various decorations; Generally, the patterns of beasts such as pythons and jaguars are the main ones; fourth, everyone has a pair of cross-eyed faces;

Therefore, when Wang Qiu saw a guy with a severely deformed head and distorted facial features walking towards him arrogantly, it is no wonder that his first reaction was to think of aliens—who called this Maya? Did the nobles make themselves too inhuman?

However, the Mayan nobleman was not an alien after all, and he walked over arrogantly, ignoring the Hongxiutiz warrior who was sent by Wen Desi to negotiate, and left behind a dozen escorts who escorted him out The Mayan soldier went straight to the front of Hongxiutizgan's army more than a dozen paces alone, and then spoke in a Mayan language, and his tone seemed to contain a lot of threats.

In this regard, Hongxiutizgan only let out a burst of laughter, and some people made various gestures of disdain and contempt.

And after Wang Qiu listened to the translation by a nobleman of Hongxiu Tizgan, he also felt incredible, "...Huh? This guy said that he is the high priest who serves the Feathered Serpent God Kukulkan, and Tepetevank The ruler of the city. This time, he came to rule this place according to the will of the gods, asking all the people of Hongxiutizgan to bow down to him and support him as the monarch of the city? Just relying on those hundreds of miscellaneous soldiers? This guy Isn't it crazy?!"

"...Yes, he also said, you are all false gods entangled in bad luck, and you will be torn to pieces by the wrath of Feathered Serpent God..."

The Hongxiutiz nobleman curled his lips and said with disdain, "... who does this guy think he is? He dares to point fingers at you great gods and slander you... I'm simply impatient! "

Well, even though he knew that this guy was flattering him, Wang Qiu still enjoyed hearing it.

In short, before the ridiculous coercion and lure of the Mayan high priest had finished, several Hongxiutiz warriors who could not bear their tempers threw shields, bows and arrows, and cloaks at his feet. A traditional custom in the Americas issued a declaration of war.

——To deal with crazy people with abnormal thinking, the most effective countermeasure is naturally to use force to knock them down first.

However, generally speaking, people who can get along with high-level magic sticks are not ordinary lunatics.This Mayan high priest was apparently no exception.

He looked at the shield, bow and arrow, and cloak thrown by the opponent, smiled contemptuously, then pulled out an obsidian dagger, cut a wound on his right hand, and spattered the gushing blood Spilled on the sand.Then, the Mayan high priest dropped his dagger, closed his eyes, raised his hands high, raised his head and shouted a spell.

The next moment, a terrible mutation occurred between the heaven and the earth!