Invincible urban management

Tokyo, Chiyoda District, Akasaka Town, the commander of the supernatural force special unit of the U.S. military stationed in Japan, Major Will Custer, who just arrived from Okinawa not long ago, is standing on the roof of a military Hummer, Quietly looking at the brightly lit and noisy "Shi Yuxuan" high-end restaurant in the distance.

And in a more distant place, faint flames and smoke columns have already appeared, and there are dull explosions coming through the night.

Obviously, this military coup, which completed all the steps of planning, planning, and implementation in just 72 hours, and traveled a long distance from the distant Northeast Military Region, does not seem to be as good as the bragging of several leaders. as easy as that.

However, Major Custer had already realized and anticipated this ridiculous rat riot tonight.

——Relying on more than 400 half-deceived self-defense team members, plus [-] hot-headed and abnormally thinking Koreans in Japan, even if they got a batch of messy firearms, plus the firepower of a few tanks , is still far from enough to suppress the entire Tokyo.

In short, no matter how otaku, herbivore, and waste wood have evolved in recent years, Japan is a big country with a population of more than 1 million after all, not those mini countries that cannot be found on the map - the Pacific island country of Fiji back then When carrying out a military coup, it is true that as long as the military leader gives an order, he will lead a hundred strongmen to yell and hold up AK47 and rush into the presidential palace... But the population of the whole country is full, and it seems that there is no one in Tokyo. so many areas.

Closer to home.According to the current "international practice", how should a classic textbook-style military coup be planned and operated?

First of all, the leader planning a military coup must be at the core of the country's military system and hold a considerable degree of key power, even if he is not the chief of staff or the minister of defense.At the very least, it must be the commander of an important military region, preferably the commander of the capital military region.According to Japan's population and territory, the military rank must be above lieutenant general.There must be thousands of people on hand.After the mutiny is launched, it can quickly control the capital and paralyze the country's political center, thus achieving the goal of "holding the emperor to order the princes".

certainly.If the size of the country is relatively small, the number of troops required to launch a military coup can also be reduced accordingly, and the military rank of the planner can also be reduced accordingly.For example, Colonel Gaddafi in Libya succeeded in a coup and seized power with only more than 1000 people.As for tiny countries like San Marino, Liechtenstein, and Andorra with only [-] people in the country, it is estimated that a second lieutenant and a dozen soldiers will be enough.

Secondly, it is not enough for the coup d'état to have a lofty military rank, they must also have an elite and reliable army - even if they cannot bring all the regular troops of the country under their command, at least they must have an army that can suppress the capital or the target city soldiers and horses.According to the political situation in Japan, the coup d'etat must at least control a ground force of tens of thousands of people near Tokyo, and possess heavy weapons such as artillery and tanks.The air cover of helicopters and fighter jets is also needed, so that the police forces and internal affairs forces stationed in the capital can be quickly defeated, and the control of the capital can be seized.

In the 20s, Marshal Ludendorff and Hitler once staged a "beer hall riot" in Germany, although Marshal Ludendorff was a warrior who repeatedly defeated the Russian army.At that time, the prestige in the German political circles and the people was outstanding, and a large number of fans and supporters responded with their own dry food when they stood up, and public opinion was also quite favorable for the coup.But the problem is that the riot was launched too hastily. The Marshal didn't have time to pull up a basic army, so he was fooled by Hitler and led a group of mobs into the battle hastily. As a result, he was defeated by the police as soon as the battle was fought-the riot plan was announced. bankruptcy.

third.After the start of the military coup, it is necessary to send troops directly to important places such as the palace, the presidential palace, the prime minister's mansion, the prime minister's official residence, the parliament building, the national TV station, the Ministry of National Defense, and the airport, so as to ensure that the zhong yang regime is quickly paralyzed in the shortest possible time. It is impossible to make any effective counterattack—otherwise, once a certain vital organ cannot be attacked for a long time, or if an important figure of the enemy escapes from the capital and pulls up counter-insurgency teams in other places, the military coup will turn into a long-term attack. The danger of civil war, and even the possibility of division and defection within the coup camp.

In this regard, the "August 1991" coup d'état by the Soviet bureaucrats in [-], which was like a child's play, can be said to be a classic negative example. and other intelligence and violence agencies, but not only did they not decisively arrest or kill the leader of the Free You faction headed by Yeltsin, they even did not cut off the telephone line of Yeltsin's office, but let a group of bureaucrats collectively publish a statement on TV, even if it is There's a coup d'état...none of these brainless coup d'etatists ever thought of violence!

As a result, Yeltsin, who was still in shock, came back to his senses and quickly launched a relationship. While wooing the Soviet garrison near Moscow in every possible way, he organized the masses to take to the streets to protest and march. Soon, the coup troops defected one after another, and the overall situation was completely reversed in just three days. .

Fourth, after taking control of the capital, the coup d'état needs to use the controlled national TV stations, radio broadcasting stations and other public opinion tools to quickly issue proclamations such as the "Letter to the People of the Country", announcing the establishment of a temporary military control committee, and exercising the power of fu. power, and promised to hold national elections within a few months and establish an elected government as soon as possible, so as to appease the hearts of the people, reduce resistance to the coup, and ensure a smooth transition of the entire regime.At the same time, a group of unscrupulous imperial literati were hired to jointly write some articles criticizing the old regime's various perverse actions, telling the people how bad the old regime that had just fallen was, and how angry and angry people were, so as to win the support of the people and put on a coat of arms for the coup d'état A cloak of justice. In the name of fu, negotiate and mediate with local governments in other provinces, promise various benefits, and try to get them to agree to draw a line with the old regime, support and recognize the military regime established by the coup d'état as a legitimate government.

Once this is done, the domestic part of the military coup is largely over.The rest of the job is to strive for international diplomatic recognition, avoid foreign interference, etc... However, even if you accidentally screw up at this step, it may not be immediately fatal, usually just isolated by diplomacy.

The above-mentioned six steps are the "classic coup process" summed up by countries all over the world after entering the 20th century through various successful or failed practices.

And on the night of October 10th, the rebel Self-Defense Forces in Tokyo made a big fuss.It seems that even the first few steps are difficult to achieve-the coup has too few troops, and it is almost impossible to control the entire Tokyo; The coup leaders' positions were too low.Prestige and qualifications are not enough to convince the public...

The most terrible point is that this coup was obviously motivated from the very beginning when it was launched.Specifically, it is being used by others, and it is still being used by the enemy-although neither Advisor Barrell nor General Kennedy can use the intelligence systems of cia and fbi without the support of the White House, but in some personal relationships With the assistance of "vigorous non-government groups", they still found out some appalling truths: the seemingly upright man with a solid chest shouted loudly all day long that "officials do not distinguish between big and small, and rank does not distinguish between high and low." , all have the responsibility of launching a coup to protect the national system," the captain of Masao Kameda, and nearly a quarter of the remaining coup officers.In fact, they are all undercover agents arranged by Xiaoniaoyou's cabinet!

As for why they made such a strange incident of self-attack and self-sufficiency, it is not difficult to deduce it: it is nothing more than taking advantage of the grievances of the Self-Defense Forces to make a trick, and engage in a planting similar to Hitler's "Reichstag Arson". In the next step, the new government will purge the Self-Defense Forces on a large scale and suppress pro-American forces.The plan to gather military power paves the way, and by the way, it can also attack the Korean groups in Japan that are a factor of social instability...

Therefore, the military coup that attacked Tokyo, under the command of the leaders with ulterior motives, has become a masterpiece of performance art, and it is more of a show coup.It's not a coup d'etat... In addition to copying the action line of the "February [-]" coup d'etat in a very artistic way, the coup troops also followed the strong suggestion of the leader of the Masao Kameda, and at the critical moment when the battle broke out, they separated People hand out leaflets in shopping malls, large shopping malls, five-star hotels, popular nightclubs and other bustling places, telling travelers the justice and greatness of this coup...

Therefore, this funny coup d'état, which is full of literature and art, was doomed to fail from the very beginning - because, apart from those stunned youths instigated by fools at the lower levels, even some of the coup leaders with ulterior motives People do not want the coup to succeed at all.

Therefore, whether it is Major Custer who is unwilling to give up control of Japan in such a wimpy manner and hopes to teach Japan a profound lesson, or Lieutenant General Kennedy, the commander of the US military stationed in Japan who is eager to make up for his mistakes, or is behind the back of Gang President Sares' self-assertive presidential envoy Barrell actually didn't pin much hope on this artistic and suicidal performative coup.

In fact, these American hawks only intend to use this as a smoke screen to carry out another set of assassination plans of their own. The goal of the assassination is very simple and clear: take advantage of the chaos to kill the most powerful girl with super powers in the history of Japan , Prime Minister Xiaoniaoyou Mabai!

As long as we can kill this woman who is sometimes black-bellied, sometimes off-line, who is harmless to humans and animals like a bunny when she is quiet, but who can create a sea of ​​blood without changing her face when she becomes crazy, then she will be able to seriously weaken Ri's abilities. The strength on the front line gave the Japanese nationalist hardliners a shocking and bloody warning enough!It also laid a psychological foreshadowing in advance for the future comeback of the United States of America.

Now, taking advantage of the opportunity of the coup d'état forces to create riots in the urban area of ​​Tokyo, according to the information provided by some insiders in the Japanese government, Major Custer has led a team to "Shigure" in the town of Akasaka Xuan" food kiosk is only one street away.

Although according to the situation detected by the soldiers, around the "Shiyuxuan" restaurant where Prime Minister Xiaotiaoyu Mabai gathered for a feast, the entire defense force is only about [-] security policemen in black suits, which does not seem to be serious. Difficult to deal with.

However, as the commander of a special unit of supernatural forces who knows a lot about the shady scenes in the "inner world", Major Will Custer knows that this AKB singer idol who seems to never grow up is in her place. Under the soft and pure appearance.What kind of dark and vicious true face is hidden... plus embarrassing occasional off-line and brain convulsions.

Although the "Shi Yuxuan" restaurant seems to be laxly guarded at this time, there is no guarantee that this is not a trap. Therefore, Major Custer plans to throw some less valuable "pathfinder stones" there first, just to test the waters.

——Specifically, it is the hundreds of members of the Korean violence group in Japan that he brought as cannon fodder, or the "Ri Japanese right-wing group" that was secretly raised by the Americans and used as thugs to deal with dirty work.

"...Jin Yongjia. Cui Zhenshan! Take people up and try first! You don't need to hide your tracks, just break through the door and attack!"

Major Custer turned around and waved his hands, and gave instructions to the two small bosses of the violent gang who didn't know the inside story and were eager to try. "...Remember, don't be stingy with ammunition, and show me the fine tradition of wasting ammunition in the minzhu national army! Clean up this pile of shabby houses for me!"

"Yes, sir!" The two guys immediately saluted Major Custer with a very non-standard military salute.Then he turned around and pulled out the samurai sword hanging from his waist, and shouted excitedly at the subordinates wearing the uniforms of the old Japanese Imperial Army: "...Tianzhu country thief! The target is the prime minister! Shoot!"

The next moment, bullets like a torrential rain and an rpg rocket launcher with orange tail flames flew towards the "Shi Yuxuan" restaurant together...

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"...Wh-wh-hh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

"...Da da da da da da—"

"...Wow - help! Don't call here!!!"

"... Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless..."

"... Almighty God, please expel these terrible Satans and save the pious lamb who believes in you!"

Accompanied by a sharp whistling sound, two inaccurate RPGs flew over the exquisite and gorgeous courtyard, and slammed into a small Japanese-style attic.Then, half of the roof was blown off at once, causing the fragments of tatami mats and wooden boards to be wrapped in sparks and falling with the wind, splashing a dazzling flame.

——Unfortunately, the Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumita and Keikatsu Kamijo are both governors, and they seem to be staying in this small box in the attic...

And outside the wall of the kiosk.However, the gunshots of the fierce exchange of fire between the security police and the thugs are still echoing one after another.

The artists and maids in the "Shi Yuxuan" kiosk, as well as most of the guests who were suddenly involved in the battlefield, suddenly shivered and huddled together, letting out bursts of hysterical panic screams, and all kinds of things. All sorts of chaotic prayers.

At the same time, in the grand banquet hall, a group of Russian werewolves and Chinese urban management were facing the censure.The messy little bird You Zhenbai hugged his head pitifully and put on a squatting posture—like an ostrich, he squatted on the ground with his head buried between his knees.

"...What should I do? What should I do? This is not in my script at all! When encountering such a situation, I can't solve it even with my evil king's true eyes!" She was crying , moaning tearfully, "Not to mention that my evil king's true eye was sealed by the yin and yang masters..."

Just as she was speaking, another rocket was shot from outside the wall and fell into the fish pond in the courtyard of "Shi Yuxuan"... The water splashed by the blast wave immediately watered several unlucky people. It became a drowned chicken, and by the way, a pile of dead fish with their bellies turned over was blown up on the water.

"...I said it's really white sauce! You are messing around like this tonight. Could it be that you want to learn from the ancient Roman tyrant Nero, watching the capital burn to ashes, while feasting, singing and having fun in the fire? Alas, that's it. I haven't seen you in such a short time, and your psychopathic problem has become so serious?! But, even if you really want to play exciting, you have to remind us anyway!"

Wang Yao couldn't bear to rub her veins throbbing at her temples, her tongue was knotted and she blamed, "...this is good, everyone is half awake and half drunk, and they are all stuck in this ghost place , I still don’t know how many enemies there are... What should I do now? Tell me!”

"...cough cough, I'm sorry, this time we didn't think carefully and surprised everyone..."

Still dressed as a Shinsengumi patriot, Kobayakawa Morinaka, carrying a miniature submachine gun with a hot barrel, retreated from the door with gunpowder smoke all over his body, coughing and talking to Prime Minister Kotoriyu The people around said, "...you can retreat to Fukushima through the wormhole brought by Miko Sanae Rika with supernatural powers. I will continue to organize resistance here and buy time for everyone to transfer..."

However, before Kobayakawa Morixia finished speaking, he heard a loud noise behind him—all kinds of pistols, submachine guns, bulletproof vests, grenades, bullets, individual rocket launchers...all passed through the world under the influence of abilities. The wormhole was transported from the camp in Fukushima to the kiosk in Akasaka.

Next, classmate Wang Qiu, who was the porter, also appeared on the tatami on the side of the wormhole panting with his tongue out.

"...Hehe, little girl, thank you for your kindness. But turning around and running away from the enemy is not our Russian style!"

The flushed Ms. Balalaika leaned down with a smile, squeezed Kobayakawa Morisha's face with a mouthful of alcohol, then turned around and grabbed the submachine guns and magazines scattered on the ground, and picked up a Soviet air force suit. The captain's winter coat was loosely draped over his shoulders, "...Comrades, you should have had enough wine today! Now go do some warm-up exercises! Pick up your weapon and follow me, and tell those useless people outside what to do It's called war!

"...Ula!!!"

The drunken Russian boys waved their guns and cheered joyfully under the bonus of alcohol's fighting power.