Invincible urban management

76. There is a loud noise in the sky, and the urban management makes its debut! (The chapter is updated, ask for tickets and collect)

In the city of Cholula, at the top of the Great Pyramid, the Feathered Serpent Temple, which was lingering with cigarettes and bustling in the past, is now shrouded in darkness.

——The main hall that was burning with fragrant spices all day long, but now there is a strong smell of corpses; the walls that were originally painted with gorgeous colored glazes have been blackened by the fire; The ancient god statues, which have been passed down for thousands of years, were all smashed to pieces, leaving only debris everywhere... The quiet and deep palace, like a black hole, swallowed endless light and heat, making people feel the darkness and coldness from the depths of their hearts .

This is the commanding height of the entire city of Cholula, the temporary station of the Spanish expedition, and the headquarters of the massacre.

Cortes, who had just drunk a lot of corn wine, walked into the dim temple humming a country tune from the Iberian Peninsula.

The faint light of a row of candles flickered slowly around the makeshift cross.An old missionary in black was kneeling in front of the cross with a devout expression, muttering scriptures.For the Spanish murderers whose hands are covered with blood, I pray for God's blessing and protection.

"...Hey! Our Mr. Missionary, don't be busy chanting, come and see this!"

Cortez staggered to the side of the missionary, breathed out a mouthful of alcohol, and greeted in a frivolous tone.

Smelling the smell of alcohol on Cortez's body, the missionary frowned. When he turned around, he saw the crystal skull in his hand. This old missionary who was determined to spread the glory of God was even more Furious: "...Mr. Cortez! What are you doing?! Why didn't you smash this evil idol of the heathen immediately and show it to me, a shepherd who serves the Lord?"

"...Hehe, don't be angry, I have already smashed the other statues! But on this crystal skull, I found a strange place, and I want to discuss it with you!" Cortez smiled and said The Crystal Skull handed it over, pointing to the small "a" line at the bottom, "...Look, it seems to be engraved with our European characters, but unfortunately I don't know which country this belongs to..."

"...well, it's indeed a European alphabet, but it's neither Latin nor French...sorry, I can't read it either..."

The missionary stroked the letters on the crystal skull, thoughtfully at first, but then shook his head helplessly.

——In the 16th century, which had just entered the era of great exploration, for most Europeans, English was still a rather remote language.Not to mention foreigners, even among the early kings of England, there were quite a few guys who only knew French but not English, such as the Lionheart who participated in the Third Crusade to the Holy Land and fought Saladin in Jerusalem Richard Wang is a guy who can't even speak a word of English.

So it is not surprising that neither the Spaniard Cortes nor his men knew English.

What's more, the "Old English" on the British Isles of this era is also very different from the standard English of later generations.

Seeing that the most knowledgeable missionary in the team couldn't recognize these strange letters, Cortez could only shrug his shoulders, turn around and swung his arms, and threw the Crystal Skull against the wall, smashing it to pieces on the spot— —Although such a beautiful crystal skull, if it is brought back to Europe, it will definitely sell for a high price, but as a devout Catholic, destroying all evil idols of paganism is a more important vocation.

Immediately afterwards, in the courtyard outside the main hall, there was another burst of mournful wailing, shaking the eardrums of the two of them.

"...What's the matter?" Cortez walked out of the temple inexplicably, and then he was surprised to find that there were some bloody Indians who had just come from the courtyard of the temple, which was the massacre the day before yesterday. Escaped alive from the pile of dead!

Then, when the survivors met the Spaniards guarding the gate, they cried bitterly and begged the murderers for mercy, asking them not to kill any more.

Of course, you cruel Spanish bandits without any conscience, just let out a burst of wild laughter, and once again chopped these escaped Indians into pieces.

And then he walked out of the temple with a pile of books, and the missionary who kept chanting about "the merciful Lord" didn't have any intention of stopping the massacre, but just collected the Maya written on deerskin and bark scrolls. The manuscripts of ancient books, formulas of pharmacopoeias, picture books of stories, etc. were all thrown into the fire.

——The treasures of the Mayan civilization, the Toltec civilization and the Aztec civilization, and the crystallization of wisdom accumulated by the Native Americans over the millennium, all were turned into wisps of smoke under the deliberate destruction of the Spanish conquerors...

According to the original history, even this great pyramid will be dismantled and destroyed by the Spaniards and transformed into a vulgar monastery.

After killing the last few survivors in the temple, the Spaniards immediately began to greedily search for the corpses, and there was a good harvest immediately.

"...Oh! Thank God! I have never seen such a big pearl! At least it can be sold for thousands of pesos!"

A bloody Spanish soldier excitedly picked up a brilliant pearl the size of a pigeon egg and showed it off to their commander, His Excellency Cortes.

"...Yes! Thank you Almighty God for giving us such a group of rich, stupid and weak pagans!"

Cortes nodded with a smile and said, "...I think that after meeting the Emperor Montezuma, we can also be like this..."

But at the next moment, his words suddenly stopped, and his pupils shrank suddenly.

Because, from the high platform at the top of the pyramid, he saw a burst of orange-red flames suddenly rising in the distance, and heard a series of loud noises like thunder!

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Accompanied by piercing screams, thousands of "Diamond Monkey" rockets shot out bright red tail flames, drew arcs, plunged into the Spanish team, and then exploded with a bang.The broken lead wires scattered from the fireball and penetrated into the gaps in the armor, causing the cavalrymen who were caught off guard to fall off their horses.

To be honest, this kind of "Diamond Monkey" Liuyang fireworks produced as a festival toy is indeed far from being comparable to real weapons in terms of accuracy and lethality, even if it is tied with lead wires to enhance the lethal effect, It's still the same-although thousands of rounds of ammunition were fired at once this time, they didn't kill any Spaniards on the spot, they just suffered some burns, scalds and scratches.

But on the other hand, its sound and light effects are excellent. If it is used to scare people, there is really no more suitable one.

——For the Spaniards on the expedition to America, gunpowder weapons that can make a huge bang have always been their own patents.At this moment, I suddenly saw a group of aboriginal people in strange costumes shooting firearms at themselves. It felt as if modern people saw a group of monkeys shooting at themselves with AK47, which shocked and subverted them mentally. I'm afraid it will far exceed the damage suffered on the body!

As a result, some people began to stop and hesitate, but the other Spaniards were aroused and continued to rush forward screaming.

However, the next round was even more violent, almost bursting the sky with a bang, and finally completely wiped out the courage in their chests.

More than 100 "Sky Cannon" large fireworks shells, spouting the flames of hell, flew towards the Spaniards who were less than 100 meters away from the attacking position.

This kind of rocket, which can smash down the small concrete bungalows in the rural areas of China in later generations, shattered the flesh and blood of the Spaniards in an instant with brilliant sparks and hot air waves.Even people who were far away from the landing point of the fireworks bombs were dazzled by the strong light of the magnesium powder burning, and were shocked by the shock wave detonated by the bombs so that their seven orifices bleed, and then they covered their eyes or burned skin, and moaned terribly .

If this is a well-trained light cavalry unit, facing a pure infantry opponent who has an absolute advantage in firepower and strength, perhaps you can also try to outflank and outflank the relatively clumsy infantry with the guerrilla tactics of the Mongolian cavalry. The array is slowly worn to death.But this group of Spanish explorers was just a bunch of unorganized and undisciplined mobs, mostly on foot, with only seven horses in total, three of which had been blown over...

So, facing the rows of black gun barrels in front of them (actually water pipes used as bazookas) and the blades that shone coldly under the scorching sun, the Spanish bandits' bullying and fearful instincts quickly defeated them at this moment. The shame of running away—they all uttered a panicked cry and turned and ran separately.In addition to leaving behind three horses with broken legs, several corpses and two wounded who were stunned by the explosion were also abandoned.

Seeing the Spaniards turning around and fleeing, the traversers did not pursue them. They just ordered a few warriors to go up with watermelon knives and stabbed the wounded and horses to death. According to Professor Yang, the relevant leaders of Beijing have given instructions by phone, asking the comrades in front to give the Spaniards a wrong impression and make them regard them as Ming Dynasty people of this era.

——Using old props bought at a low price from a certain film crew, the traversers quickly transformed into temporary costume actors.Professor Yang, who was originally wearing a Chinese tunic suit, changed into a big red sword, and Cai Rong, as the head of the group, also wore a boa robe (a robe with a python pattern, similar to the yellow mandarin jacket of the Qing Dynasty) that only the emperor's favorite ministers had.

As for His Excellency Wen Desi, it is even more incredible. He actually put on a bright yellow dragon robe and put on a yellow canopy, just like an emperor—I originally planned to arrange him to play the role of a vassal king, but in a hurry, I only found a dragon robe worn by the emperor in the props warehouse of the crew, so I had to make do with it.

Of course, for everyone's safety, everyone wore a new layer of body armor inside the costume, as well as thick military boots and steel wire gloves.

After everyone was dressed, Professor Yang clapped his hands and assigned roles to everyone.

"...Okay! From now on, Comrade Wen Desi, you are the hereditary Duke of the East China Sea of ​​the Ming Dynasty, and the third division of the Kaifu Yitong! I am the minister of the Ministry of Rites and the Minister of Imperial Envoy, and I have full power to deal with military and political affairs in the Americas. Let me read the imperial decree. Comrade Cai Rong is the deputy commander of the Jinyiwei, Ma Tong and Wang Qiu are the Qianhu of the Jinyiwei. Today's Ming Dynasty is the reign of Emperor Zhengde, and this year is the 14th year of Zhengde... Everyone understands ?"

If a person who is familiar with the official system of the Ming Dynasty stands here, he will definitely laugh at such a strange combination-not to mention why the court sent the deputy commander of Jin Yiwei to send an envoy to Fanbang, and from the founding of the Ming Dynasty to its collapse, there is no reason to laugh. Has there ever been a strange thing about letting a woman be in charge of Jinyiwei?

However, with this outfit, it should be enough to deceive the Spaniards who know the East through "Marco Polo's Travels".

However, Wen Desi, who had just been promoted to "Duke of the Great Ming Dynasty", still seemed a little dissatisfied with this outfit.

"...Since we want to play the role of the colonial officials of the Ming Dynasty in this era, we must do a full set of acting, at least we must be decent!"

Wearing the emperor's dragon robe, Wen Desi pointed to the sea of ​​five-star red flags and sickle-hammer party flags in the team, and said dumbfoundedly, "...what is this? A Ming Dynasty man with a five-star red flag?"

"...I can't help it, senior! There are not many dragon flags in the production crew, and it is not enough to equip the whole army. Considering the 24 times difference in time flow between the two sides, it is too late to rush to do it. And the public Among the stocks in the warehouse, only the national flag and the party flag have the largest number..."

Wang Qiu sighed helplessly, and explained with a wry smile, "...In short, let's make do with it first!"

As a result, the army with the five-star red flag and the sickle and hammer party flag moved forward again under the watchful eyes of the traversers.

Then, the traversers couldn't care less about embarrassment anymore.

——Because, a bloody slaughterhouse that was as cruel as hell was displayed before their eyes!