Crossing the Continent in the Eighteenth Century

() "You bully!"

A half-sized lolita complained with crystal tears hanging from her eyelids.

"you are bullying me!!"

An over-quality loli named Penny Weiss was in tears, and the weeping little face and delicate voice that I still feel sorry for made the viewer feel pity and the listener worry.

"I have never treated me like that since I was a child! You are a villain, you bully people!!! You bully people!"

Loli sat opposite me across the table, her cheeks swelled up, she continued to accuse me loudly, with an angry and helpless look, like an annoyed dog catching a small ball constantly Biting and scratching kitten.It's just that I don't know what will happen to such a kitty when it meets a villain like Morris who doesn't show mercy.That guy is going to claim that he wants to beat people into pigs. As far as I know, this guy always does what he says. It doesn't matter whether you are a fish or a wild goose, if you punch and kick, it should be a pig's head or a pig's head. A beautiful woman will not be a pig's head, but at most a pretty pig's head.

I glanced at Miss Pennywise, and an image immediately appeared in my mind, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching.

"You're still laughing!!!" Penny Weiss yelled sharply and piercingly, and immediately attracted the attention of the people nearby. Many people either slowed down their eating speed or stopped eating.

We are now in a restaurant where, since the introduction of coffee as a beverage, many Romans like to come here to have a cup of this bitter drink before heading home in the afternoon.

The tables and chairs we sat on were placed on the side of the street by restaurants near the square, because it was very close to the square, and she, Frederick, and Hans and I sat nearby.

"There's no other way." I shrugged my shoulders helplessly. "In the situation at the time, if I didn't do that, I might be regarded as a hooligan by everyone."

Penny Weiss' finger swished and became very big in front of my pupils, and she said with hatred: "Then you can't call me cousin! You can't, you can't hug me, I'm still dizzy now !"

Everything Pennywise said was true.When she sat on the ground whimpering and choked up, I was watched by the crowd in the square, and the atmosphere of the crowd was developing in a direction that was not good for me, I blurted out a "cousin" plus "long time no see".Everything that follows is very logical.I went up and hugged her, pretended to be very happy, and laughed like a woman "hahaha" and walked around twice before leaving.During the period, she was crying, but with my "cousin" and "long time no see" who made the finishing touch, her crying became a crying of joy.

"Okay, let's not talk about this for now, Nikis, she, this Miss Pennywise is the person you are going to meet in Constantine Square today?" Frederick asked.

"Yes."

Penny Weiss said angrily: "I met you in Constantine Square after serving the sacrament, but what about you? What time is it now! I've been waiting for you under the memorial column for a long time! You don't keep Credit guy."

Frederick supported Penny Weiss: "Nikis, although we have just met, I have to tell you that this is your fault."

I spread my hands innocently, and then called the waiter who runs the small restaurant, and I asked, "Excuse me, is this the time after Mass?"

The waiter looked at me inexplicably and said, "Yes, guest."

I took out the paper I carried with me, unfolded it, then pointed to the words on it and said calmly: "It clearly said that it was the afternoon when the service of the sacrament ended, but it didn't say that I would arrive immediately. How could I know that Pennywise would arrive?" Miss wants me to come immediately after serving the sacrament, but your wording is incorrect, so I can't be blamed for being late."

I'm talking absurdly and taking advantage of loopholes in thinking logic. As long as Penny Weiss doesn't have the eloquence of a master debater, basically she won't be able to fight back forcefully.

"You...you...how can you do this!!!" Pennywise saw me catching the loopholes in her wording and her tone of voice, so she didn't say anything, and her eyes started to tear again .

"I'm stating the facts."

Sure enough...have the upper hand...

"He's bullying me!" Penny Weiss "you" there for a long time, and then cleverly used only one sentence to win over two helpers.

Frederick said: "Gentlemanly, gentlemanly! You must maintain your demeanor in front of ladies."

"That's right! Gentleman's demeanor!" Hans shouted from the sidelines.

Pulled back by Penny Weiss.If a man said that sentence, it would definitely have no effect. If it was said by an ordinary woman, it would be fine, but the over-the-top loli in front of her was born with a delicate voice, and she called again, killing! The power exploded immediately.miscalculation.An enemy like a woman, especially a powerful enemy like a beautiful woman, really cannot be measured by common sense.Just take it as a small lesson, I have nothing to lose anyway.

"Okay. I apologize for the huge mistake that I misunderstood Miss Nevis, causing her to wait under the memorial column and endure the sun's torment. Can you forgive me?" The ten fingers on the table were clasped together , I smiled, waiting for the cute kitten to step into my trap.

"...Apologizing just like that?" Penny Weiss muttered to herself, she didn't seem to expect that I would give in so easily.But I caught the next second, a sly gleam flashed in her eyes, "No, just an apology is too insincere!"

"What am I going to do to make you forgive me?" I asked.

Penny Weiss opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

It seems that she is very unwilling to let me go so easily. Looking at her tangled appearance, I think it is too cruel to tease an over-qualified loli like this?What if in the future, she embarks on a path of no return for the murderous sister Yu?

Penny Weiss probably hated me so much, she snorted dissatisfiedly, and she said: "Tonight, the Thalia Theater will be showing a wonderful comedy "Hypocrite". I never go there at night. If you go to the Grand Theater, as long as you go to my house and tell me that you want to invite me to the Grand Theater, I will forgive you."

"can."

I wholeheartedly agreed.The goal is achieved.

"After a long time, it turns out that you two are dating!"

Hans' intervention made Pennywise's eyes widen, and the pink little finger that had been parted for a while came back, still trembling.

"Who...who...has a date with him! Don't talk nonsense!" Seeing that the eyes of Frederick and Hans suddenly understood, Penny Weiss, who was anxious and ashamed, blushed, she hurriedly argued, "He didn't date him! He was called here because he had something to discuss with him! It's a very important thing!!!"

Although I knew her real purpose, I still smiled ambiguously: "Oh, what's the important thing? Anyway, we still have more time now. Why don't we talk first."

"No! That order is wrong. According to the plan, it will be finished later..." Penny Weiss was anxious for a while, as if she had completely exposed the plan. By the time she woke up, it was already too late.

"Frederick, it seems like we showed up at the wrong time." Hans smiled indecently, his teeth bared out.

Penny Weiss was probably so angry that she even wanted to hang herself, she opened and closed her small mouth several times, but couldn't say a word.

Frederick beat Hans on the chest hard, only to hear him whisper: "The girl has a thin face, if you laugh again, it's okay, I'll beat you into a pig's head!"

Then, he turned to me and said, "Based on my experience, Miss Pennywise's matter should be very important. In this case, Hans and I will leave first. You continue."

"No!" Penny Weiss, who was neither sitting nor standing, said in surprise and haste, "If you really leave, then we will really be dating? Absolutely not." ! You must stay here!"

"What about your very important matter?"

Hans received a fist from Frederick as soon as he opened his mouth: "If you don't speak, no one will think you will be a fool."

I secretly sighed and relieved Penny Weiss: "Frederick, Hans, you came to Constantinople from Germany. If you want to appreciate our culture, you have to go to the Thalia Theater. How about this Since Miss Pennywise said that you can only talk about that important matter after going to the Grand Theater, I invite you to watch the play in the Grand Theater together. Miss Pennywise, can you see it?"

Penny Weiss blinked in astonishment, she was a little caught off guard, but for her, there was no better way than this.She gave me a weird look, not knowing why I helped him, but she agreed anyway.

At this time, everyone has nothing to say.Penny Weiss took out a handkerchief to wipe off her sweat, and she said, "Are we going to sit here for a long time until the play in the theater starts?"

"Can't you?" I didn't mean anything else, just followed her words.

"Of course not!" Penny Weiss said and left the table, "They are in Constantinople! It is the ancient capital of thousands of years, Constantinople! How can you just sit here like this, your name is Frederick Yes, the other is Hans Yes, it seems that you are coming to Constantinople for the first time. While there is still enough time, we can walk all the way from Constantine Square to the Thalia Theater. Along the way There are many beautiful scenery and ancient buildings in the streets! Every building you see is history! The history of our Romans, the history of our empire! A history of the civilization and art of the entire world!"

"That's right. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, we can't just sit here and interfere with other people's business." I realized that no one was paying attention to me at this time. Believers see the appearance of Jesus.. very convulsive, very distorted..

With a swipe of the floor, Frederick also got up. Fortunately, he didn't intend to slap me. He raised his arm and said "ah".

Next to Hans, I saw in his eyes... cant.

"That is not the kingdom of the twilight, where the saints stand in the holy fire of God, shining like the golden mosaic bricks on the wall.

As the sun and the moon embrace each other here, the Holy One comes out of the divine fire to burn my heart out as the teacher of my soul's singing.I, a decrepit old man, am nothing but a piece of shit, supported by a torn coat on a stick.My heart, it is bound to a dying body, corrupted by desire, I don't know what it is; ah, please hurry, is there any way for me to step into the paradise of eternal art?

child!Thus said the saints to me:

Please cross the ocean!

To the holy city of the eastern lands, Byzantium!

The bird on the tree is singing enthusiastically! "

Reading poems in broad daylight, not at banquets and gatherings, is really weird.

"Oh, you also know "Sailing to Byzantium"! That's great!!!"

Penny Weiss exclaimed excitedly, it is worth celebrating to find someone who is also an art fanatic in the vast crowd, no, the excited girl turned an unfamiliar poem into a tactful song in public Read it from her little mouth.

"The carved china cups in the vineyard in the morning wet the silk skirts of princesses;

Take a sip of pure Cretan wine, life is like a king.

Oh, my friend, don't worry, the souls of emperors and kings are with us in heaven, and your country is called Rome!

Are you ready?Here we are, passing through the square of the city, under the same sky that the sages once looked up to.

Aristotle and Socrates, Plato and Diogenes;

Four eccentric scholars and their Greek philosophy, they are thinkers of life, thinking about what life is all day long;

What is wisdom?

What is beauty again?

what is nature

What is faith again?

Hands full of ink, the questions Aristotle and Socrates kept asking, maybe you have asked them too.

The feet are covered with mud, the footsteps of Plato and Diogenes, maybe you have also walked.

Passing through the square of the city, we are under the same sky that the sages once looked up to.

Sometimes laugh out loud between Thalia's comedy interludes, savory hors d'oeuvres with serious philosophical sighs.

Sometimes to Dione's evening to meditate quietly, with..."

Sure enough, when Wen Qing met Wen Qing, was there only the other party in his eyes?The brain automatically added the rainbow, brilliance, and hahaha smirk images that often appear in Japanese anime to the backs of Penny Weiss and Frederick, who were walking farther and farther away. The waiter took out a silver coin.

The waiter obviously hadn't recovered from the shock of the two literary youths, he asked foolishly, "Guest, what do you want?"

What do you want?

"Two catties of art, do you have it? Pack it for me..."

The waiter was almost foaming at the mouth.