Crossing the Continent in the Eighteenth Century

Chapter 27 Lions, Clay Dogs, and Their Relationship with Meat

() "Ah, it's Wendy, Countess Leonidas!"

A cry of surprise rose from a side corner, and the footsteps were getting closer.

"My God, I didn't expect to see you today, Countess Leonidas, what a surprise, God must have listened to my pious plea in the morning prayer!"

Another scream sounded from not far away.

"Beautiful countess, I haven't seen you for several months, and I can see you again. God, every time I see you, I am like a ship that is constantly moving forward on the sea, and my eyes are sailors watching from the mast. , with every step you take, you will get closer to the paradise you can see with your eyes!"

....

As soon as Aunt Duke left, seven or eight men rushed up immediately!

A wave of evil fire rushed to my forehead, this wife Wendil is my default wife!Future princess!Although there is no deep emotion, isn’t it all made of cuteness? Human beings have always followed this correct route for so many years, and it is only in modern times that the main theme has suddenly changed!And I'm just poking here at my age, and they still dare to hook up with my future wife in front of me? !

"Young man, please get out of the way, you are blocking my way to greet your mistress."

"Ah?" I was taken aback, what did that guy call me just now?young man?

When I came back to my senses, Wendir was surrounded by more than a dozen men, but I was pushed outside.

I only heard the wife answering a nobleman politely: "So it's Your Excellency, long time no see. Not long ago, I met your nephew at a party. He is a very funny man."

"Ma'am, have you seen my nephew? Well, you think he's funny? He actually got his wit from me. Compared with mine, his imitations are just my superficial. Hehehe, ma'am Look, I found a quiet place in the Duke's mansion, why don't we go there together before the concert starts?"

"The music appreciation event held by Your Excellency the Duke, did you come to the wrong place to show off your humor!"

"That's right, I don't think Madam will be interested in your humor today. Madam came here not for the sound of your voice!"

"Yes, ma'am, I've known you for so long, but I don't know which famous composer you like. I don't know what Madam thinks about the composers and performers who have been invited tonight?"

On this question, the dozen or so nobles maintained a tacit agreement. They were waiting, stretching their necks, waiting for Wendir's answer.

"I'm sorry to disturb you," I reminded in passing, "gentlemen, your female companions have returned."

After observation, I found that the ones who walked up to Wendir at the first time were those whose female companions were not around for the time being, and a group of nobles immediately scattered like beasts after hearing the words.

but!I overestimated their shame, this group of guys went back to join their female companions and killed them again!Take a girlfriend to pick up girls!When did the nobles in Constantinople have such thick skins, is there any shame at all? !Or, are they all hungry ghosts in se? ! !

I stared blankly at all of this, but the matter is not over at this point, and the nobleman, who was still quite shy because of the presence of his female companion, saw that hooking up widows could still be done like this, so he immediately let go of his hands and feet, and followed suit to find a reason Came along with excuses.A small circle of less than ten people, more than 30 people in an instant, became the most lively and extraordinary place on the entire lawn, and of course it was also the place with the weirdest atmosphere!

The men came and went to fight and be jealous, and the women basically didn't say anything, but the hateful eyes hurt people, and some of them hurt people directly.

"It's that Leonidas slut again!"

"It's just a whore with a little money, those men all have dog eyes and they will fall in love with her!"

"What is that slut doing here..."

"Do you still need to ask? Of course I'm lonely tonight, and I feel sore and itchy down below, so I'll come out and find a man! Slut!"

Cao, if you want to scold, scold your men!It's clearly your man who leaned over with a stern face, so it has nothing to do with my future wife! ?

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! ! !

He drew his gun, "Hey, ma'am, let me use your voice."

"what?"

I put the muzzle of the gun on the forehead of the closest woman who scolded the most fiercely. The other woman was startled for a few seconds, and when the fear in her eyes grew bigger and bigger, she screamed out loud!

"what!!!!"

Very good, the effect is outstanding, I moved the muzzle of the gun, the woman immediately pulled up the corner of her skirt and kept yelling as if flying away, the people nearby were unknown, so after seeing me holding a gun, the first Time backed away for a long distance, then looked over with confusion and surprise, and whispered.

The old prince arrived at the first time, but the old man was old, and he had to put his hands on his knees and gasped for several times when he came here.Immediately afterwards, several guards from the old duke's house also came, and they opened their postures. Hand guns and sabers were pulled out, and they all confronted me. Well, among all the nobles present, I was the only one holding a hand gun, and I was isolated in the circle outside.

"Bastard! Bastard...! Damn..." The panting old prince was so excited that his neck flushed red and he was shaking uncontrollably. No, he couldn't even speak properly.

When the guards saw the old prince being so angry, they immediately misunderstood what he meant, and the leader immediately said: "You all heard, arrest this guy!"

When the old duke heard this, he almost rolled his eyes, and shouted loudly: "You dare!"

After finishing speaking, the old and chubby body rushed towards the group of guards at a speed not inferior to that of the young people, with a slap on the left palm, a black leg on the right foot, and a wave of the big hand, it was a slap in the face!The brave old duke is so majestic!

"Go down!"

The beaten guards lay on the ground, clutching their sore spots, and looked at the master suspected of being possessed by the devil in astonishment.

"Tell you to go!"

Everyone looked at the old prince who lost his composure, at a loss.

"The duke told you to go down, so you go down." I stood behind the old duke with a pistol in hand. The guards looked flustered, trying to remind the duke that someone was approaching with a weapon but they were afraid of being hit. "You guarded in time, I think the duke You will be rewarded, yes, my venerable cousin Duke."

"Ah? Oh..." The old duke finally calmed down now, "Since His Royal Highness has spoken, let's go down and get ten Aores each. How lucky you are to dare to attack His Highness Theofano family." Guys, you should thank Your Highness for not holding you accountable for your kindness and offense! With your crimes, even beating you to death is not an exaggeration!"

"What are you doing here in a daze, why don't you thank Your Highness Nikifrus!" the old prince yelled as loudly as he wanted at the end.

Several guards supported each other and left, and I saw a few smart guys quietly slipping into the darkness while others were not paying attention.

I said, "Cousin Duke, I'm really sorry, I caused you a lot of trouble when I came here."

"Where is it, nephew! But what are you doing with the pistol?" the old prince asked in bewilderment.

"Oh, just take it out and wipe it." Sweeping around the silent flies, I sneered, "When I use it to shoot people, be careful!"

The old prince patted his undulating chest, glanced left and right, and said, "Oh, nephew, have fun, and when the concert starts, I will find someone to call you."

Well, now the identity is exposed.Looking at the group of nobles and ladies who couldn't help but open their mouths, I stood back beside Wendir. Damn, who would have the guts to come to my place to act wildly, molesting and slandering my future wife, believe it or not I killed him!

More than 30 people scattered and left in all directions like wild beasts.

"Those men just now looked like dogs scared away by lions." Wendil lifted whichever pot he didn't open.

"The madam wants to say that you are a piece of fat and juicy meat trapped by a dirt dog? You are my friend, and I can't see them doing this." I opened my mouth and said, wait, something seems wrong!

The wife giggled, I know what went wrong!Damn fat and juicy, damn meat, damn meat metaphor, do you think it is an oyster or a clam!It's hard to build an image!But wife, why do you say you are a lion or a dog? It makes me unable to turn around at once!How good it would be if you mentioned dragons, castles, and knights, and I would immediately think of princesses!How much do you want to be meat?Could it be that this is the difference between a mature woman and a young girl?

Frederick and Penny Weiss flashed through my mind immediately...

The wife laughed narrowly and joked: "Yes, yes. Then a lion came in suddenly, it was so powerful, so big, and he chased those earth dogs away with its teeth and paws. The earth dogs are gone, but I also became the lion's dinner, what should I do?"

Oops, my little thoughts were discovered. By the way, why does it feel like she is so open, no, it seems to be a misnomer, not open, but that the progress is too fast?That's not right, let me think about it... ah, is Wendir playing ambiguously?This kind of woman who is in love should be best at charming self-righteous men.

"That lion may just pass by occasionally, maybe it wants to play with those dogs." The wife took a step forward, and I subconsciously took a step back.

"Is that so? Although the lion doesn't want to eat me, but in this way, my piece of meat is also contaminated with the smell of a lion. Let me ask you, who else would dare to touch a piece of meat that a lion regards as its own."

"That's a problem, so tell me, if you leave that piece of meat in place for a while, will someone come and take it away?" I thought for a while and asked back.

"How can people use Diao!"

Beauty, you can't hold back for a while, I can't back down anymore: "Well, why don't we catch a lion another day to go deep into this philosophical research?"

"Hey handsome guy that day, thank God I finally met you!"

This is not what I said!

Of course it wasn't what the wife said.

That could only be what other people said. Turning around, a beautiful woman stepped out from under the firelight, quite seductive.

But who is she?

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