Crossing the Continent in the Eighteenth Century

( ) I gladly took orders and went back to the court physician again.

When I passed, Hans was lying on the bed wrapped in bandages all over his body.The court physician who treated his wound asked me to take off my coat, stretched out his hands and pinched my wound, then found the wound medicine from the table cabinet in the room and applied it to me.

"What, the wound still hurts?" I asked Hans this question.

"Fortunately, it doesn't hurt too much." A weaker voice came from Hans in the next room. As far as his skinny and tender body was being whipped, it was enough for him to bear.

"Hahaha, fortunately the place where you were whipped was in Constantinople. If it was in other places, maybe those doctors would have to give you a few stabs first, and then let the blood out."

"It seems that if I don't come to Constantinople, I don't have to be beaten..." This guy seemed to be a little bit resentful.

I laughed loudly and said, "If you hadn't come to Constantinople, you would have had this thrilling opportunity! Wait, fight for it, the childhood sweetheart you've always liked is yours! Remember to thank me!"

There was no response from the next room for a long time. Just when I thought I misunderstood them, but the two were pure brother and sister or friendship, Hans stuck his head out from the door, blushing: "This ,How to say?"

I knew that at this time, there could be no pure friendship between men and women: "Please, brother, don't you know that after the hero saves the beauty, if you confess your love, the success rate is as high as 99%?"

The rigorous German character is immediately reflected here, and Hans asked: "Where did you get this data?"

Uh, can I tell him it's from various novels and Hollywood blockbusters?Based on his experience, he can't understand the fun of a large group of people living in a small frame: "Knight novels, country stories! These days, no! What is the most popular genre of novels in the past few hundred years to the present? Hero rescue Beautiful! The knight saves the princess from the mouth of the dragon! No matter how bad the plot is, there will be a large group of female readers for this plot! Think about what you have done today, isn’t it very heroic! Willing to sacrifice your own life in exchange for your beloved A woman's chance of survival is that a woman will be confused when she encounters such a plot, and then she will secretly agree with her!"

"Really?" Hans, the German guy, immediately smiled.

Except for the group of military nerds whose views have been distorted by old scum since they were young, basically any man can start the situation by talking about women.

The doctor took care of my wounds, and I sent him out of the room, and within a short while, Hans's attitude changed from being passive when he came to Constantinople to get a love when he came to Constantinople positive state.

When I got here, I immediately took a turn!He must never tell what happened to the two of them in the Holy Spirit Purification Institute, um, for the reputation of his childhood sweetheart, but also for the reputation of the two of them!As for why, "Think about it, if you are a noble woman, but you are innocently taken into a dungeon and insulted, you will still have the face to attend banquets and parties in the future?" In this way, Hans prevaricated me and nodded repeatedly. yes.Two German nobles, got one.

Not long after, probably in the afternoon, our conversation was interrupted by the servant's knock on the door.The attendant had told me that the German female Wenqing had arrived with the ambassador of the Kingdom of Prussia.I asked the attendants to keep the two of them waiting, then told Hans to lie down and pretended to be dying, and told him a few points to confess later, and I walked in the corridor of the palace to pick up the German female literary youth...

At this time, she changed her identity, the cousin of the prince of the Kingdom of Prussia!And Hans, Prince of Prussia!

"Can you move to the courtyard? I think we have to talk..." The courtyard refers to the garden behind the palace gate, near the colonnaded corridor. I have something to ask the cousin of the prince of the Kingdom of Prussia.

She gave the Prussian ambassador in Constantinople a wink and came over to me.We walked on the garden at dusk until we reached a distance where no one could hear the two of us talking, and I asked: "I said, although I am not a genius in language, I am a genius in biological structure." Have the most basic common sense. When can cousin in German be used to mean female sex?"

The German female literary youth said seriously: "I am a man!"

"Are you sure?" I blinked in surprise and walked around her, "Okay, if you insist on being a man, then I respect your choice. Then, the second question, should I call you Where is the prince of the Kingdom of Prussia? Or the princess of the Kingdom of Prussia?"

"I said it! I am the cousin of the prince of the Kingdom of Prussia!"

"Please don't treat everyone as fools, okay." I sat by a fountain and looked at the female Wenqing with a smile, "From the first day of our contact until now, Hans has always listened to you, a A dignified prince would be so obedient to his cousin? Your roles are reversed."

"Don't show that fearful expression, I don't want to make any fuss about it." I lied here, "Finding out your identity will be very helpful for our next conversation."

"What do you want to talk about?"

"First of all, what should I call you? Privately."

"Firetlia." The German female Wenqing said.

I saw that the way I was sitting was disrespectful, so I stood up: "The first thing I want to say is about Hans. Felicia, I am deeply sorry for his injury and what happened to you today! I hope You can accept my apology!"

"I don't need an apology or apology, I just want to find out what happened!" the female writer Qing Feiletlia yelled angrily.

"I'm not sure about the specifics. It seems that you wrote a forbidden book, and then a noble from Constantinople who humiliated you in a duel found out about it, so he stabbed the matter to the church. People from the church I didn’t know your identities, so I sent someone to arrest you! Penny Weiss and the others were treated almost the same. When I arrived at the Elysee Club, the church was sealing down the Elysee Club in the name of searching for evil ritual artifacts. .Now, they are all under house arrest."

"House arrest!?" Don't look at this Wenqing girl's body is quite thin, but her hands are not weak, she grabbed my shoulder and shook it, which made me feel pain all over.

"Don't shake, okay, the wound you hit me today still hurts!" I squeezed out a painful expression.

"It really hurts?" Felicia stopped shaking.

"Give me a chair, and I'll try to break it up three times."

"Okay, it was my fault that I was in the dungeon today, but if you hadn't said those words as soon as you came in, I wouldn't have hit someone! And you hit such a heavy hand!" The wronged female Wenqing stubbornly defended her behavior Justified.

"Forget it, the past is the past, and the things that happened before are regarded as nightmares. Now my father has sent someone to take over this matter, and he will give you an explanation soon. However, there is one thing, I have to remind you, I didn’t tell him that you beat me in the dungeon! If the thing about me being beaten by you is exposed, it is very likely to complicate the already complicated things! So I was asked in the church What happened, you'd better not say anything!" I repeated what I said to Hans here, and at the same time, I frightened the expectation that the Kingdom of Prussia would turn against the Roman Empire. He froze with regret on his face.

After a while, she whispered, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause these troubles."

"If you want to say sorry, say it to those who have been hurt by you. For example, Hans, Pennywise, and Elysee. By the way, there are still many things we have to talk about, but you should go and see first Hans, don’t let him worry! I just came out of his room, and his whip is not light, and if he doesn’t recuperate properly, it will have a bad influence on the future.”

"Ok."

Sending away Felicia with deep merit and fame, I was also hungry, so I simply went to the kitchen to find something to eat.He casually ate some barbecue and bread, and asked the attendants to deliver them to Cheap Dad, Alexander and the others.Walking out of the kitchen door, it was already evening, and I asked the attendant to carry a plate of dinner and a bottle of fine wine to follow me to Hans' room where he was recuperating.

The moonlight was bright, and in the corridor of the left garden, the German female Wenqing held on to the fence with both hands, looking up at the sky, with deep eyes.

This scene is different from what I imagined. At this time, shouldn't she follow the hero who saved the beauty in the room and run to the corridor to look at the moon and get nervous?

Could it be that the Phoenix Band wants to travel through time, and come here to present a song "On the Moon"?

No, is it a poem?

There is also this possibility. Didn't she become a poet after eating the Constantinople ice cream made by her predecessor's secret recipe? Therefore, it is understandable that she wants to keep a poem about Yue Yin as an eternal commemoration.

I feel more and more that it is really a crime to find a girl full of literary and artistic atmosphere to be my wife. I asked the waiter to bring in the dinner for Hans. It should be something to eat. Go in and eat first, and then come out to write poetry."

"Poetry? Who's in the mood... I don't want to eat, I'm thinking now."

The German female literary youth continued to look up at the moon, and I looked up and followed. I finally felt that something was wrong, "What's going on? Did you quarrel?"

"Neither." Felicia shook her head, she moved her lips bitterly, then turned sideways, eyes full of confusion, "What do you mean by love?"

"Instead of answering this esoteric question, I'm more curious why you ask that."

Felicia sat on the fence and softly called Hans's name. She paused before saying, "He just said that he likes me, and he said that he has always loved me deeply."

"But you don't like him." I knew it. In other words, why didn't the tried-and-true heroes in novels and Hollywood movies fail to save the beauty?

Felicia sighed, and said dejectedly: "We have been playing together since we were young, and I only treat him as a good friend. Why can't the friendship between male and female friends continue like this?"

The good friend Ka, who can be called the two sharp weapons of rejection with the good man, was born. I mourned for Hans: "Isn't Han handsome? Today, for you, I don't even have to give up my life. Aren't you moved? It is said that this is the story of a hero saving the beauty that girls have dreamed of all their lives, are you not swaying?"

"Didn't I just say it before! I only consider Hans as a good friend! Also, let's show your size! Believe it or not, I'll let you wear a blindfold on your other eye too!"

German female literary youth has a very serious tendency to violence!She is injured, and her combat power is at least 10 by visual inspection. If you do it, you may not be able to easily defeat her, so I don't bother to argue with her: "You rejected him this time. Only then will you realize what you missed."

I speak from the bottom of my heart!In the eighteenth century, which is obsessed with plump buttocks, there is really no market for flat-breasted girls like German Wenqing who can't stand up even with a corset, just like a man in later generations who cannot marry without a house. No matter how pretty your face is, it won't work.It can be said that in the eighteenth century, if a man could accept your flat chest, he should marry him quickly.

"I just want to know why there can't be ordinary friendship between men and women! Why do all men want to go beyond friendship!"

The mental state of the German female literary youth was a little unstable. I sighed and said nothing. I poured wine into the two wine glasses in my hand, and then handed one out.

"Crete Islands, good stuff from my estate."

"Thank you."

Feletlia sat on the fence holding the wine glass like this, staring at the red wine in her hand absently, and she didn't know what she was thinking.Since she didn't speak, I just took care of the impact of the failure to make up the Prussian nobles on the next series of events.

I don't know how long it took, a cold feeling rushed from the spine to the brain, looking around, I saw the unstable German Wenqing sitting on the fence opposite, looking at this side with piercing eyes.I looked left and right to make sure she was looking at me!The breath is getting heavier and heavier!What is she going to do?

not good!

Several bad thoughts suddenly popped up in my mind, could it be that she found out that I was using them?Did he figure out that he wanted to make her and Hans a pair, or did he just want to use this happy event to let the two of them relax their vigilance in future negotiations?After thinking about it, I was beaten up in the dungeon just to regain the initiative from their passive position in the matter of their arrest?Or is her IQ already high enough to guess that in today's matter, the Kingdom of Prussia made a major event into a trivial matter, but on the other side, it turned international diplomatic incidents into a sharp weapon for cleansing?

If that's the case, then I can only tear my skin apart!But no matter what, I have always won the advantage in negotiations!Regardless of the fact that Felicia concealed her identity as a woman, or the situation of Penny Weiss and the others, both of them can make Felicia and the Kingdom of Prussia behind them submit to us!

Feletlia put down her wine glass and walked over, her eyes were full of fighting spirit, I guess her fighting power is also rising in a straight line!

Well, German Berserker blood?Or is it possessed by the spirit of the Teutonic Knights?

Forget it, it's all about fighting anyway?

Come on, I will fight!Emperor Justinian is possessed! ! !Sparta three hundred crossings!

Hold the wine glass tightly with one hand, and you can spill the wine at any time!

She actually grabbed my hand holding the wine glass first, good guy, she saw through my first move at a glance, so my counterattack can only be tricked!The right hand is clenched tightly, as long as she makes a shot, she is ready to hit it at any time!

"We can be friends, can't we?"

"Huh?" Is this girl crazy?

"I mean, we have a great dialectic!"

"Ah?" I shuddered. Is this a prelude to German youth learning Hitler's incarnation as a demon?

"As far as I know, no man and woman in this world have always maintained the most basic and purest friendship between men and women! All story carriers, all legends are love stories between men and women! Why don't we create a friendship between men and women together? Story!" Felicia couldn't help but grabbed my collar, and the tip of her nose was almost close to my mouth!This girl is very excited, this girl is very passionate, this girl is... Forget it, I don't know where her burning point is, but she is burning!And it's still flammable!It is estimated that as long as I nod, she will explode!

Wait, what's going on with this strange development? I remember just now we were discussing the issue of her getting rid of Hans!

"Why are you looking for me?" I feel that as long as I am with this German girl, I can't keep up with her pace, and my logical thinking is too unconstrained!

"The relationship between me and you here is not too bad, and we can talk to each other. If you don't want to find someone! You know, to be a friend, especially a good friend, you have to have a foundation! If you just look for someone on the street , that is not dialectics, not a great philosophical discussion, but debauchery!"

"Your request is too sudden and disturbing, hey, can we not talk about this." I prevaricate.

"Okay, then let's continue drinking. Your wine is good, better than mine. Give me another glass!" Nv Wenqing finished my family's collection in one go...

Pour it for her again, and then the two of us looked at the moon together and chatted without saying a word.

After drinking, we went to the kitchen to get a few more jugs and moved to the palace tower, and after that, I don't remember anything...