Crossing the Continent in the Eighteenth Century

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"Caesar! I need a mistress!" This was a solemn request I made to Cheap Daddy after I returned home.

Daddy Cheap was not surprised at all, he smiled and said, "I'm not."

"Your friend, subordinate, ally, is there always someone?" I asked.

Cheap Daddy said with a strange face: "I'm sorry, child. That kind of person is not within the scope of my choice of friends and my subordinates. However, when it comes to lovers, your teacher Provadas has not taught you similar knowledge?"

That old stuff?That scum?

Alexander interjected in surprise, "He's actually a lover?"

"Let's talk about it first, I think this is very likely to be a strategy used by General Provadas!" I curled my lips angrily.

Cheap Daddy grinned, and his grin was slutty, I'm sorry I used that term, but it was what it was, and he shook his glass of wine and said, "Don't you think that's efficient, kid?"

Let's talk first?A seductive picture of Japanese doujinshi comics appeared in my mind, as if this is also a very good idea, after all, if there is anything in Constantinople that my cheap dad can't cover, it is probably murder The emperor's business.

"Caesar... you are... abetting me, this minor... raped [jian] a widow!" I hurriedly dispelled this thought, it was too terrifying, I was actually moved just now!

Cheap Dad smiled and shook his fingers: "I'm just giving the most practical and effective solution from the perspective of a third party."

"It seems that you also know that it was very difficult for me to marry that lady!" I swallowed a mouthful of lamb angrily.

Alexander asked at this time: "Caesar, I want you to help Anigilos, the executive minister of the Imperial General Affairs Department, and ask how much it will cost to level Dione and build a large fort covering an area of ​​1000 square meters from it."

"It doesn't cost much to raze Dione and build a fort, but there are many rich and powerful industries there. Nearby are the University District and the El Dios Grand Theater. What do you want to do?"

Under the meaningful eyes of Daddy Cheap, Alexander said, "I just want Caesar to scare the girls in Constantinople for us."

"Oh... just to scare them?" Cheap Dad seemed very interested in what we were doing secretly, he smiled mysteriously, "It's no problem. As long as you know what you are doing. .”

Of course we know what we're doing, but we don't quite know what the Caesar of the Roman Empire was doing in Augusta Square.

Two days later, that is, two days earlier than that brother's blind date.

The old place, the Mnemosynes coffee shop in the Dione neighborhood.

Hundreds of rich and powerful ladies who were well dressed but had murderous eyes appeared in this place collectively.

My brother, me, Morris, including the blind date brother, and others, a total of more than 30 people who were invited, were instantly stunned by these Yingyingyanyans.

The whole hall is filled with the fragrance of lovely girls, as if a normal man would definitely show a soul-giving expression when he stepped into this heaven-like place.

"We seem to have been caught off guard!" Valens murmured with an ugly and distorted expression, as if he was being rushed by a thousand-character grass mud horse beast... I can assure you that he has never seen so much in his life Beautiful female creatures crowd the place.

"There are traitors!!" Morris glared fiercely at the man who was nominated by his parents for a blind date, and the latter almost cried when he heard this low drink.

"We are outnumbered, our side was caught off guard by the surprise attack, and now our morale is low. If we don't find a way to recover, the situation will be very bad!" Constance swallowed bitterly and concluded.

Alexander was very calm, but I saw his eyebrows raised. He was very dissatisfied with the behavior of the people around him: "What should I do?"

Just like that, the ball hit me. When I glanced over, the vicious eyes of the ladies who hid their faces behind the small hand fans were astonishing!Look, what is more resentment than resentment, the five of us traveled through time and space for thousands of years and reunited in 1718 for the tragedy of the collapse of the five hegemony?

Stare back!

I am very satisfied with the dodging eyes of those little sisters.I beckoned and motioned for the security guard who came with us to come over and ask them to move a table.After doing all this, the other party's attention was also attracted.

"Everyone! Take out your weapons!!!"

No one likes me?

Ignore it!

Pulling out the stabbing sword with a clatter, under the sun, the carefully maintained weapon was shining brightly, looking at his own reflection on it, he could only hear continuous noises nearby!We are out of the sword!

On the opposite side, the murderous aura of the group of noble ladies disappeared immediately!All the little faces were completely white in the shadow of swords and swords.Immediately afterwards, I saw Morris take a big stride and laugh like a lunatic who just broke out of a mental hospital.

Damn, brother, what are you doing?Did I tell you to rush in and play Yiqi Dangqian?

I quickly shouted: "Okay, everyone, please take off your weapons, put them on this table, and then go inside one by one."

"Huh?" Morris froze.

Everyone looked at me, then at others, and finally they all looked at Alexander.

Rapiers, muskets, gun brushes, gunpowder, bullets, these self-defense items were taken out one by one. Just when we all thought that Alexander had disarmed himself, he took out two guns from his arms and cuffs. Big and small daggers.

Alexander glanced at the fat and thin girls in the eyes, took a deep look at me, and walked in. After a while, a table was full of our carry-on gadgets, huh?I actually saw a hand grenade here!Nima, which bastard did it?After putting down the pistols and swords, I looked at the noble ladies. They already had black lines on their heads and slightly distorted faces.

Cough cough cough... I put the grenade away and passed through our personnel standing in two rows in the military school standing posture to Alexander, and took another step forward, I grinned and showed a smile that I thought was very kind: " Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, we disarmed us first. Now, it is your turn to show your sincerity. Show your sincerity in negotiating!"

After that, I cracked my mouth and sneered, which we always do when we fight in the military academy.On the opposite side, the noble ladies either twitched the corners of their eyes or looked dull, plus their eyes were absent-minded.Because, they seem to have nothing to take off except for the beautiful and expensive clothes.

There was a dead silence for several minutes, just when we thought they were going to be silent forever, a creepy cry rose into the sky!

"You guys bully people!!!"

"Woooooo!! Don't bring such a thing! ~~~Mom!"

While my eyes were staring straight over here, a young girl broke away from their big team crying bitterly!

Just like that, made you cry?

Stunned, shocked, surprised, full of disbelief!I turned my head quietly and wanted to ask other people, but...

"Oh!!!! It actually managed to scare an enemy away! What a miraculous art!" This is Valens's low-pitched scream, which is very ear-piercing!

Constance muttered to himself in a low voice again: "One escaped, the morale of the enemy fell into a state of depression, and our morale rose! Nikephoros is such a genius!"

Alexander chuckled lightly.

Morris felt my gaze, and saw his eyes were burning and piercing. He looked and looked at the sword and dagger under the grenade, fumbling around, and his tongue was dry: "Do you want to take advantage of the victory at this time?"

The corners of my eyes twitched... This bastard who fears the world will not be chaotic and has no sympathy, then looked at those noble girls with red eyes, I was speechless for a while... It seems that what I just said was the beginning...