Tongtianhualong

Are you an authentic earthling?

Tan Jingjing and Wang Zifeng almost fell to the ground, if their mouths were not so dry, they would have sprayed him with saliva all over their faces.

Although there are indeed some people on the earth who look too much like a pig's head.For example, some state cadres who are overfed, some brain-impaired people who are not completely normal, some mistresses and mistresses who have been disfigured by their regular wives pulling out sulfuric acid water, and some dicks who are born with unparalleled hatred.Some poor children who ate too much waste oil and too much trihydrogen, and their bodies mutated, and so on...

But there is absolutely no one, which earthlings really learn is to wear a pig's head that costs thousands of dollars every day, swagger through the market and claim to be human.Whenever this happens, it's either Halloween, or the owner of the pig's head is pulled into 110, or the National Institute of Underground Science and Technology is going to slice it for specimens!

Alas, I finally met an alien, but he was in the early stages of mental illness, plus he was half-brained, my God!

Looking at the extremely speechless expressions of Tan Jingjing and the others, Zhu Bajie, oh no, Mr. Pig broke out again. ;"If you don't believe me, you're a frog in the bottom. How old are you? I'm already five hundred years old. I'm qualified to be your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather. Compared with the current scientific level of your earth, our galaxy is just a college student. And the earth is at the kindergarten level, of course it knows more than you!"

Hearing this sentence, Tan Jingjing and Wang Zifeng did not refute it. Facts speak louder than words, as if it is purely about scientific level, which is indeed the case, people value themselves.Just why do you feel so panicked?The level of the earth is even worse than a pig's hometown?

Seeing that Tan Jingjing and others were honestly depressed, Mr. Pig finally regained his mental balance, and continued to say lightly in his mouth; "I said that I am indirectly considered a person on Earth, and I am definitely not talking casually. I have said the exact words once. Yes, Huang Zhen and the others all know about it. But seeing a new reader here today, I'll say it again!"

"I belong to the Pure Land Galaxy Life Alliance, a life observer stationed in the Milky Way solar system, with salary, five insurances and one insurance, no vacation, unmarried, graduated from..."

"Stop!" Tan Jingjing touched a bead of cold sweat on her forehead and called out loudly; "There are no sows around here, please continue to focus."

"Hmph! As early as the beginning of the formation of Earth's civilization, the Pure Land Life National Alliance existed, and its role is equivalent to the United Nations of your earth. Although the universe is large, it is by no means as you earth scientists imagined, and the planet of life is almost impossible. Xun, the point where it has not been seen for hundreds of millions of years. As long as the civilization level on a living planet grows to a certain height, there will be observers to follow up and observe, and once it grows to the point recognized by the alliance, it will officially recruit for security!"

"Just like China's entry into the WTO?" Wang Zifeng asked.

"almost!"

"Can you not join?" Tan Jingjing burst out a sentence suddenly.

"Of course, it's just that only brain-dead children and pigs with underdeveloped brains will refuse?" Mr. Pig glanced at classmate ** without hesitation.

"You are the pig..." Tan Jingjing, who knew that this sentence was a bit precious, muttered in a voice that she could only hear.

"Civilizations on Earth have actually originated many times, and the most prosperous times have even reached the highest level of the alliance, so no one should underestimate them. They belong to the upper civilization!" Mr. Pig spoke again.

"No? Then the level of your alliance is too low?" Tan Jingjing spoke again.

Pig Star looked at classmate ** contemptuously; "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb. You don't go out to work. Don't think that big cities are the same as rural areas. The fact that there was no earthquake in your hometown doesn't mean that there was no earthquake before you were born. Yes. Your scientists said that the dinosaurs died from the impact of Xunxing on the earth, that there is no waste oil in the world, and that the tap water and milk powder completely meet the national standards, do you also believe it?"

Tan Jingjing, who originally wanted to refute a few words, was speechless immediately, and had the urge to draw circles in the corner. These words were ugly, but what the pig-headed man said made sense!

"Scientists on the earth now believe that the earth was formed billions of years ago. In fact, the age of the earth is far longer than this age. The earth was already in the solar system before the alliance was formed. There were many civilizations on it that were brilliant, even There are also several major civilization systems that have joined the alliance, and according to some members of the alliance, there must have been many civilized world systems on the earth before the formation of the alliance, but it is difficult to find them now. Some people say that they have disappeared like a reincarnation. Some say they went into the depths of space."

"Taking the latest evolutionary system of the earth as an example, it is not a normal evolutionary process, so the positions of observers have increased a lot, and I am one of the successors to observe the earth in all directions. The most recent ancient human fossil appeared in 360 million years ago, there were only fossils of apes before, and almost suddenly the apes of Aquamarine evolved into ancient humans, why?"

"According to our various observations and the research of the scientists of the Alliance, we have finally recovered part of the truth. This is someone who deliberately manipulated it, and it is artificial. In fact, the cultivation of the Dao and technology can complement each other. There are so many treasures and secrets, not to mention the boundless universe. As you say now, all roads lead to Rome, as long as you find the fusion point of the two, immortality and technology are a pair of brothers on the battlefield, not opposites sworn enemy."

"Even if you are a real brother, you have to settle accounts for the family property!" Tan Jingjing muttered again.It immediately caught everyone's eyes!

"According to the latest report of the alliance, it is because of another great civilization system in the depths of the universe. In order to avoid pursuit and kill, a powerful man in the cultivation system unintentionally traveled through the void and made similar space jumps many times. I came to the solar system after a narrow escape. At that time, the earth was in the period of civilization fault, and experienced a century of mass extinction. We don’t know the specific process of how the mass extinction happened. Our observers have insufficient authority, and only senior officials can View previous archives!"

"That immortal cultivator who was seriously injured, even though he died tragically, was still extremely tyrannical. In addition, when he traveled through the void channel, he caused a large magnetic storm in the space-time area, which not only successfully and effectively prevented the mortal enemy from chasing after him. , It also blocked the ability of the senior observers to return to the alliance route. In order to repair the injured body, the powerful man tried to make a comeback and extend the civilization inheritance of his race, and directly used a kind of spirit with a relatively high spirituality from the dinosaur era at that time Dinosaur species, forcibly opened up superior intelligence with great-mana. And transformed their physical evolution route and time limit!"

"Using today's name, the primitive humans at that time can be called dinosaurs. In addition, just like Edison inventing the light bulb, before the dinosaurs were selected, this powerful man also made a variety of species. Evolutionary experiments, one of which is the original half-orangutan, the other is the bird species, and even fish!"

"You mean, we human beings are orangutans before the Almighty selected a dinosaur as the evolutionary descendants and descendants? Is it a by-product of failure?" Tan Jingjing asked with trembling lips.

"The orangutans did evolve successfully in the end. This is something that this powerful man did not expect, but what I want to say is that the strong fertility of the orangutans is a major advantage of their evolutionary success. And the dinosaurs also succeeded. , Only birds have mostly failed to evolve, and it is said that some fishes have also succeeded in evolution, but they just didn't make it to the mainland." The corners of the pig-headed alien's mouth began to curve out, as if there was some conspiracy, while Huang Zhen and others People are secretly laughing.

"Damn it! I'm not reconciled, we Chinese are the descendants of the dragon, how can we become the descendants of the orangutan?" Tan Jingjing put her hands on her head and kept roaring.

After Tan Jingjing yelled for 10 minutes, the pig-headed alien slowly added, "Did I say that you orientals are descendants of orangutans?"

Um?Tan Jingjing immediately turned her head and stared at the pig-headed man; "Didn't you just say that the failed orangutan evolved successfully?"

"You Orientals have yellow skin, okay? The skin of dinosaurs is mostly yellow, and the skin of the Almighty is even golden. Otherwise, why do you think you Orientals have yellow skin?"

"I'm dizzy. Are you saying that we are the direct evolutionary descendants of Almighty, the orientals evolved from dinosaurs, descendants of dragons? Not the descendants of black-skinned gorillas? Wait, black-skinned? Didn't you mean those in Africa? Is the gang a descendant of the orangutan?" Tan Jingjing lost her voice.

"Why not?" The pig-headed man shrugged slightly, and then replied with a little bit of feigned anger; "Our ancestors evolved from primitive pig-like beasts before this mighty came, and before the death of a major race on Earth. Even if some descendants have not disappeared from the earth until now, such as the pork you eat every day. It is numb, can you please eat less in the future?"

Tan Jingjing; "..."

Wang Zifeng; "..."