Tongtianhualong

Looking at each other like this for more than ten minutes?

It's not a close friend who hasn't seen for many years, a life-and-death acquaintance, an acquaintance in previous years, and the relationship between people and ghosts is still there! -_-!

On the contrary, there is bloody enmity between one person and one beast, which is completely endless.There must be something special wrong?Is it because Tan Jingjing used some secret technique or set its acupuncture points?Or did it not figure out where to eat Tan Jingjing?

Mrs. Tan is not Tang Sanzang. If you eat it, you will live forever, and you have to wash it clean, or you can choose whether to steam it or braise it in soy sauce.How could it take so long for the cross-eyed contest?Oh no, wait.Tang Sanzang?live forever?Greatly increased skill?Could it be true?

Suddenly, Linda was shocked, thinking of Tan Jingjing's blood rushing like a river before, and the precious light was shining everywhere, as if a banished immortal descended to the world who had achieved true fruition and came to the world.Then he suddenly recalled that outside the bungalow that Cong Cong had seen in a flash, a row of more than a dozen large lizards and beast kings were fascinated by the chanting of the immortal Buddha like the divine voice of heaven.Combined with the descriptions in various myths and legends in ancient and modern China and foreign countries, after overlapping multiple pictures in her mind, she immediately came up with a guessing fact that she couldn't believe herself!

I heard that in the ancient East, there are legends about cultivation.Those who have achieved great success with the aura of heaven and earth can prove to be a flying fairy!

Even Xiaocheng is a first-class master of heaven and earth, and he is famous all over the world for being a master of Gaidai, but the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is the most difficult to acquire, especially in modern society.It is said that this most original aura of heaven and earth can be used to life and death to a certain extent, as well as flesh and bones.It is like a peerless magic medicine!

Even just a few traces can greatly improve the skill of the absorber, and now it has reached a new level, and can break through its own limitations and achieve a higher level.This hellish restricted area is full of monsters, ghosts, ghosts, etc., one by one, getting stronger every day. In legends, it is probably called success in practice. In popular terms, it is evolution?

Eating Tan Jingjing will improve your skills and evolve to a higher level?Thinking of this, Linda burst into cold sweat, but in a blink of an eye, she overturned her assumption, because if she wants to eat monsters, she has already eaten Tan Jingjing, so why wait until now?It seems that I still have to step forward to observe it. If I don't enter the tiger's den, how can I get the truth about the tiger?

Well, go check it out...!

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The stairs from the second floor to the lobby are only a dozen meters away, but Linda seems to have walked for a century.But fortunately, nothing special happened during the period, and finally came to the side of Tan Jingjing and Dali King.

Um?I'm dizzy! ! !

Tan Jingjing is still awake?Is there a mistake, my God?At this time, Linda was taken aback. Because she opposed Tan Jingjing on the second floor just now, she didn't realize that her classmate ** had already woken up.The two big lizard kings who were only one meter across from each other glared at each other. In modern popular terms, this expression is called-killing you with your eyes. -_-!

"Tan Jingjing, what's wrong? Can't move? What happened? Can you speak?"

Faced with Linda's urgent cry, Tan Jingjing didn't open her mouth, but her eyeballs turned in a 360-degree circle.Now Linda still doesn't know?Hehe, it must be that one person and one beast have all been tricked, but what kind of tricks are in the middle, we will naturally know when the winner is drawn.But now it's not about this, but kill this big monster first!

It won't work with a gun, just tried it.And the bullets are limited, the monster's mouth is closed, and if the eyelids are also closed, where do you ask Linda to shoot?What, fart, eye?you can do it. [－_－]!

Naturally, it is impossible for Linda to really spank the eye. The eye is such a small hole that even the muzzle of a gun can't fit in. As long as the monster's muscles are tense, it is equivalent to beating for nothing.And you asked a girl to poke the fart, eye, how will you behave after the news spreads?After looking left and right, Linda suddenly noticed something. Between Tan Jingjing and the big lizard, the Fierce Dragon King, there was a faint layer of qi and blood flickering outside their bodies, one red and one green were embracing each other. There is even a hissing sound when there is serious contact.This is probably the final reason why one person and one beast seem to have given Monkey King the immobilization technique!

Linda, who thought she had figured out half of the reason, didn't dare to move now.The king of beasts is invulnerable to swords and guns. If the current balance of one person and one beast is separated by forcibly breaking apart, if Tan Jingjing loses to the beast at all, wouldn't the three of them be destined to die in the end?

"Tan Jingjing, let me ask you. What can be used to kill or injure it? Just look at it." Linda asked weakly, opening her mouth for safety.

Seeing Tan Jingjing looking at the butcher's knife on the ground, Linda immediately understood.He picked up the butcher's knife from the ground in the lobby and came to the two of them; "Where to cut it? Tell me with your eyes."

But in the next second, Linda's face turned livid, and she almost couldn't help but slapped Tan Jingjing with her mouth. ** The classmate's beastly eyes with red light are staring at the big beast king's chicken, eight!My mother, it's no wonder that she is classmate Tan Jingjing, a master of masters, a genius!

It's better to poke farts, eyes! ! !Linda rolled her big white eyes for a moment of black belly.

But don't look at Linda's 1 reluctances, and finally read Tan Jingjing's thoughts silently in her heart.From ancient times to the present, there are countless precedents of the second younger brother being broken and dying of serious injuries. As long as you are willing to check this, you can find it from various sources.For thousands of years, how many eunuch comrades have died before entering the palace due to a small deviation in the operation!

You can't cut it once, but you can chop it off with two, three, four, five, or n knives.Do not believe you are not dead? ? ?Comrade Linda immediately succeeded in overcoming the physical disgust, and her blood was boiling.

Wa hahaha! ! !Just imagine, a super lizard dragon beast that can easily smash hundreds of thousands of people, just standing there unable to move, let the little brother die, just thinking about it is inexplicably exciting!At this time, Linda successfully changed her mentality from embarrassment within a few seconds, and has the potential to become the queen of s, m. [No wonder some people say never to offend women, embarrassing! ]

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As if he knew what the human female opposite him was going to do, the Great Lizard Fierce Dragon King immediately felt a rush of blood rushing straight to his brain, a sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of old blood almost couldn't help but spurt out!His face turned as bloody as a pig's liver, and he could be as angry as he wanted.

But let alone spitting out a mouthful of old blood, it means spitting out all the blood.It is impossible for Linda to stop. At this moment, the big lizard king seemed to see two sharp horns growing from the horns of Linda's head, like a little witch from hell, and a deep chill spread all over his body. Crazy delivery.I really regret going to its grandma's house!

"Don't blame me, I didn't want to know why you didn't bring my younger brother in. Because dead beasts don't mean anything to me. If you want to blame, blame who told you to bump into me!" Linda immediately issued a victory declaration.

"Cut!!! Ha."

Hiss, hiss, hiss...! Boom! ! !

My god, Linda screamed, her hair stood up like a hedgehog, and she fell down with faint black smoke all over her body.

"Tan Jingjing, you're numb. It's electrified, don't say it earlier!!! The butcher's knife is metal that conducts electricity..." These were Linda's last words before she fell down.－_－!

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Personally, I feel that this chapter is super funny and in line with Luo Jixing, hehe, I fell down from laughing, and sprayed Coke on the computer screen. Halo!

My new computer is about to be repaired...... Ah!

For the sake of my computer, please count the votes, ha ha!

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