eclectic mission

() Once, Tang Sanmu secretly escorted Ling Jia and Shu Zhijian back to the city like this.And now, Tang Sanmu and Mei Hanxiao, who thought they were strong, were secretly escorted back to the city!This touched Tang Sanmu deeply. He used to think he was strong, but in fact, he was still too weak!Those who kill and punish Frye at will like the Punisher are the real strong!

Fortunately, the identities of Tang Sanmu and Mei Hanxiao have not been exposed, and they can still rest in Mei Hanxiao's villa with peace of mind.This time, his narrow escape made Tang Sanmu a lot of silent. Even if Mei Hanxiao sent him back to his room, he didn't try his best to pinch oil with a playful smile like before.

"Hey, you don't need to be so depressed. Those few are all old monsters, and the five of them have nearly a hundred years of cultivation. We should be proud that we can not die. When we reach their age, crush them to death. Humans are not as simple as crushing an ant to death."

Tang Sanmu smiled: "I'm not depressed, I'm mature, understand? After escaping a catastrophe, it's unreasonable not to pretend to be deep."

Seeing that Tang Sanmu was back to being glib again, Mei smiled with contempt on her face: "I'll pooh your face, let's see if you still pretend!"

"Hey..." Tang Sanmu grinned foolishly.

"You rest well, I'll go out first."

"Wait! I need your help with something, but I can't do it."

Mei stopped with a smile: "What's the matter?"

Tang Sanmu grinned again, found the lard, and handed it to Mei Hanxiao: "I have a wound on my back, please apply the ointment for me."

Mei Hanxiao took the ointment: "Take off your clothes, and lie down quickly."

"Oh, oh." Tang Sanmu took off his clothes, just lay down on the bed, and immediately got up again: "Wait, this ointment is very precious. In order to fully absorb the medicine, I have to take a bath first, and after two days I can't even take a shower."

"Then wash it quickly, I'll come as soon as I go." Mei Hanxiao put down the medicine bottle and ran away.

"Hey, Mr. Mei, you're running in such a panic, are you in a hurry to pee? If you want to pee, you can pee here, and I'll guard the door for you."

Mei Hanxiao, who had already run outside the door, staggered and almost hit her head against the wall.This dead man is really a monster, such a thing can be confirmed by him!Mei Hanxiao was in a hurry to leave, she was still in a hurry to pee!

Mei Hanxiao went back to her room and felt refreshed and comfortable. When she came, she was so refreshed that she shivered a few times, released the stagnant water, and felt relaxed.Mei Hanxiao didn't dare to go down immediately, that dead man was taking a shower, if he went down now, who knew if he would come out of the bathroom naked to play hooligans?With the virtue of that dead man, it is better to be careful on defense.

Mei Hanxiao dragged on for a long time, making sure that even if Tang Sanmu was shaving a pig, he should have finished shaving before going to Tang Sanmu's room.In the room, Tang Sanmu, who only wore a pair of underwear, was obediently lying on the bed and waiting.

Seeing several bloody holes on Tang Sanmu's back, Mei Hanxiao didn't blame him for showing himself mad, picked up the medicine bottle, and rubbed ointment on Tang Sanmu's wound.

"Mr. Ling, you have been peeing for so long at a time. The exit of the sewer should be flooded. You are creating a disaster. Mr. Mei, I never thought that you have supernatural powers. Your little belly can actually urinate like a river. I admire you. admire."

Mei Hanxiao was so annoyed that she wanted to punch Tang Sanmu's back a few times, but seeing his bumpy back, she endured it.If he really got a few punches, then Tang Sanmu would be a victim of disaster.

"Mr. Mei, tell me, who is the Heaven's Punisher? There are not many peerless masters in the celestial dynasty. You are more familiar with the cultivation world than I am. Guess, who is the Heaven's Punisher?"

Mei smiled and said sullenly: "I can't guess. There are talents from generation to generation in the country. There are many low-key and undisclosed masters. How can I guess. Do you think that everyone else is like you? With two tricks and three-legged cat kung fu, you will be everywhere." show off."

Tang Sanmu was choked heavily, and he paused before saying: "I guess the Punisher should be a woman, she has a faint scent of perfume."

Mei smiled and snorted and said, "That kind of perfume is unisex! His perfume smells, and his voice can't tell whether it's male or female, old or young, these are all disguises! You don't even understand this, you are mentally handicapped !"

Forehead!Tang Sanmu was choked badly again!

"Okay, the ointment has been applied. I'm leaving. I'm worried that if I stay with you for too long, I will be infected with mental retardation by you."

"Wait! There is still a hot and painful place, and you must have missed it."

Mei Hanxiao glanced at Tang Sanmu's back again: "The wound has been wiped off. Where is the painful wound you said?"

Tang Sanmu said weakly: "Under the pants, there, it still hurts."

Mei Hanxiao was stunned, and then became furious!Tang Sanmu only had a pair of shorts on his body, under the pants was his butt!Tang Sanmu wants to let himself wipe his ass?Mei smiled in embarrassment, smashed the medicine bottle on the bed, and walked out angrily: "Wipe your ass yourself!"

"Hey, Mr. Mei, you can die with me, so what if you wipe my butt? I really can't wipe my butt by myself."

"When am I going to die with you! I don't abandon my comrades-in-arms, it's purely a matter of personality!"

Tang Sanmu turned his face: "Is there a difference! Is there a difference! At that time, it was right for you to leave, and it would be stupid for you not to leave! At that time, you would not be condemned if you left, and you , so stupid that you want to die with me, isn’t it like this! Woman’s heart, sea needle! I really don’t understand what you are thinking, one moment is like this, and the other is like that. Stop dawdling, come and wipe my ass!”

"You..." Mei Hanxiao opened her mouth wide and couldn't refute, and talked nonsense with Tang Sanmu, Mei Hanxiao was no match.

Tang Sanmu urged: "Stop dawdling, it's time to finish wiping. If you really don't want to do it, then ask Yidan to do it for me."

"Hehe...Yidan returned to China yesterday, you go to China and ask her to clean her."

Mei Yidan was also like his daughter-in-law, and ran away without saying hello?Tang Sanmu was entangled, he was abandoned by someone, abandoned by two women, alas!

Tang Sanmu was depressed: "Then come and wipe it for me. If you don't wipe it, I will walk around your house naked until it heals naturally. Don't doubt the credibility of my words, I speak very well. Little does not count."

Thinking of Tang Sanmu walking around the house with his butt naked, Mei Hanxiao immediately felt the creeps.Compared to this, wiping his ass is a trivial matter.Mei Hanxiao was afraid of Tang Sanmu, a rascal, so she walked back aggrievedly, half-closed her eyes, and opened Tang Sanmu's trousers with one finger.

"Hey, Mr. Mei, do you need to do this? It's just a buttock. It's just two pieces of meat for nothing. You can wipe it as a back meat, or it's fine."

Mei smiled and shouted: "It's pork! I'll treat it like pork!"

"Okay, okay. As long as you wipe it, you can do whatever you want. Mr. Mei, what are we going to do next?"

Mei Hanxiao immediately said vigilantly: "I won't have anything to do with you, I won't even think about it!"

"That's not the case, Mr. Mei, have you seen the old "007" series? In every episode, after Bond and a beautiful woman go through a life-and-death crisis, they will quickly develop their relationship into bed. How come we This is not the case here? This does not conform to the educational nature of the film."

"Slap!" Mei Hanxiao couldn't bear it any longer, without even thinking about it, she slapped Tang Sanmu's butt angrily!

"Ah..." Tang Sanmu screamed: "Mr. Mei, so you like sex, but I don't. Playing sex is not good, let's do some routine moves."

Mei Hanxiao was furious, she couldn't care that Tang Sanmu was seriously injured, she jumped on the bed and kicked Tang Sanmu's ass.When Tang Sanmu opened his mouth and screamed, he stuffed the medicine bottle into his mouth, and left angrily!

"Smile, you have a tendency to domestic violence. If you don't get rid of this problem, I won't marry you."

This time, Lei Demei bumped into the wall with a smile!Mei Hanxiao went crazy, she must send this devilish man away as soon as possible, absolutely!

Two days later, the tortured Mei smiled and drove Tang Sanmu out of the villa: "This is the ticket, get out!"

Before Tang Sanmu left, he waved to Mei Hanxiao who was standing at the door of the villa: "Xiaoxiao, I will be back!"

Mei Hanxiao staggered when she heard this, and held onto the door frame to stabilize her body.It wasn't until Tang Sanmu's back disappeared that Mei Hanxiao slowly sat on the floor along the door frame. This devil finally left!