eclectic mission

() "Monk, what's the matter?" Mei Yidan turned around and looked at Tang Sanmu who was chasing to the door, and asked strangely.

Mei Yidan sat with his back to the door, and did not see the goddess.Of course Tang Sanmu would not tell the truth, he shrugged and said: "It's nothing, it seems that I saw an acquaintance, but I didn't see him after chasing him, maybe it's because of my eyesight."

Mei Yidan looked at the men in the store who were sitting facing the door, and now they were still looking dull-eyed, and said a little annoyed: "Is your acquaintance a beautiful woman? Peerless beauty, look at the dumb looks of these men!"

"Yeah! It seemed like I saw a fairy just now! It just disappeared in the blink of an eye!" a diner exclaimed.

Tang Sanmu murmured secretly that something was wrong.Sure enough, Mei Yidan rushed out of the store, looking for him.Of course, she found nothing.However, Mei Yidan didn't go back to the store, but left directly.

"Yidan, you haven't finished eating yet."

"Don't eat! It's disgusting!"

Tang Sanmu sweated profusely, counted the money in a hurry, and chased after him. Without saying a word, he put his arms around Mei Yidan's waist again: "Yidan, I just want to tell you that if you don't mind, I can give you money on any occasion." Walk with you in my arms, I'm not afraid of people knowing!"

Mei Yidan's wounded little heart was comforted a little, and he said angrily, "Then I'm not afraid, just keep hugging me if you have the ability!"

Tang Sanmu's hands tightened slightly, and he hugged Mei Yidan and walked away: "Yidan, your waist feels greasy*slippery*slippery when hugged, so comfortable, hehe..."

"The acquaintance you disappeared in a flash just now is Ling Yexue! She must have run away in anger when she saw you picking up girls! Hmph! You asked for it! Since you are not afraid of Ling Yexue seeing it, then I What are you afraid of!" Mei Yidan stretched out his hand, wrapping his arms around Tang Sanmu's waist.

In this way, the two embraced and walked away like a pair of passionate lovers.

"Yidan, you are so beautiful and fragrant!" Tang Sanmu flattered him.

Mei Yidan snorted: "You don't need to say that, I know it myself! I am a peerless beauty! Even those men in that shop are blind! Seeing Ling Yexue is a fairy? Is this girl not a fairy? Ben Is the girl worse than Ling Yexue!"

Tang Sanmu staggered when he heard that, it turned out that Mei Yidan had been secretly competing with Ling Yexue all along!Tang Sanmu said sweatingly: "Yidan, you are so jealous. What is the rivalry between you and Ling Yexue?"

"Do you understand women's minds? Shut up if you don't understand!" Mei Yidan's jealousy hadn't subsided yet, after pinching Tang Sanmu, he stopped in front of a roast mutton stall and didn't leave.

Hehe, the opportunity to flatter me has come, Tang Sanmu didn't even think about it, he straightened his back and yelled: "Boss, come 100 times! My woman likes to eat!"

Mei Yidan couldn't laugh or cry, pinched Tang Sanmu's waist again, and said angrily: "If you are sure, you can eat 90 channels, then you can buy 100 channels. Let me tell you, if you buy it, you are not allowed to eat it." Waste, you have to finish it for me."

Tang Sanmu laughed and said: "Boss, then come to 20 times, my woman is 10 times, and I am 10 times."

The boss is an old woman in her 50s, she laughed and said, "Young man, you are lucky, your girlfriend is so beautiful."

Tang Sanmu immediately interjected: "That's right, ma'am, let me tell you, I've never seen a woman more beautiful than my girlfriend! My girlfriend's beauty is invincible. If she claims to be second, no one will Dare to be number one!"

"Yes, yes. I think so too, young man, you are so lucky." The proprietress followed nonsense very improvisely.

Seeing Tang Sanmu's flirtatious and flattering face, Mei Yidan's dark air disappeared, his eyebrows turned, and he said with a yinyin smile: "Miss Boss, don't listen to his nonsense. I already have a husband, he How thick-skinned, stealing other people's wives, and stealing so righteously. Now, I can't get rid of him even if I want to."

When Tang Sanmu was dumbfounded, he saw the extreme contempt on the proprietress' face!Tang Sanmu immediately wanted to die!Being seduced by Mei Yidan!

"Here, 20 bucks, 80 yuan!" The proprietress stuffed the mutton skewers to Tang Sanmu with a bluff, her attitude before and after was completely different!No matter how I look at Tang Sanmu now, I don't like it!

"You don't care about your appearance. A good young man just steals someone's wife. What a crime! Aren't you afraid of retribution? This world is really... Sigh!" Looking at Tang Sanmu's back, the proprietress shook her head.

Tang Sanmu, who had walked a certain distance, staggered again when he heard the words coming from behind!

"Hehe..." Mei Yidan smiled happily like a little girl: "You steal someone's wife, you are committing a crime!"

Tang Sanmu struggled: "Yidan, you are my wife! If I want to steal, I'm also stealing my own wife!"

"Cut..." Mei Yidan bit off a piece of mutton with her white teeth, and said vaguely, "You are just calling your wife secretly, do you dare to call it in public, in front of Ling Yexue!"

Tang Sanmu helped Mei Yidan wipe the grease from the corner of his mouth with toilet paper, and suddenly shouted: "Yidan, my wife!"

Even in the noisy snack street, Tang Sanmu's roar could be heard far away!Immediately, the surroundings became quiet, and everyone around looked at the foolish Tang Sanmu!

"You...you're going to die!" Mei Yidan felt that he was playing too much, and kicked Tang Sanmu hard.

"Mei Yidan is Tang Sanmu's wife!" Tang Sanmu then shouted.Of course, Tang Sanmu dared to yell so arrogantly because he knew that his wife Ling Yexue would never show up here at this time!Tang Sanmu would not be afraid as long as his daughter-in-law didn't hear it with her own ears.

Mei Yidan was dumbfounded, she who was biting and eating suddenly petrified!

After the people around were quiet for a while, they applauded warmly, and then dispersed!

"Yidan, my wife." Tang Sanmu hugged Mei Yidan, softly and gently said.

Mei Yidan's eyes were a little red, a little astringent, and he sniffled: "Death, go away, it's disgusting!"

"I can only say in amazement, Monk, Plum Fairy, you two scared us! It turns out that you have already sneaked together, and you really shocked us!" Gu Bo led Lin Tong by the hand. hand, stood not far away and exclaimed.

"Damn it! Why are you acting like a ghost? Wherever I go, you will appear! At this time, you should be waiting to die in the capital!" Gu Bo's sudden appearance is really true Tang Sanmu was taken aback.

Gu Bo and Lin Tong walked over: "Monk, if you don't yell, even if we are all on this street, the chance of bumping into each other is very small. If you yell like that, can I not watch the excitement?"

The appearance of Gu Bo and Lin Tong also frightened Mei Yidan into a fool. After realizing it, he quickly broke away from Tang Sanmu's embrace and said in a panic: "Gu Bo, Lin Tong, what you see is all illusions. It’s a false impression! Tang Sanmu and I also met unexpectedly, and then he was fooling around! Yes, the truth of the matter is like this! Don’t go out and talk nonsense!”

Gu Bo laughed loudly and said: "Haha... well, what we see are all illusions! Even if you two living beings appear in front of our eyes, it is also an illusion! Mei Yaojing, since you said so, I, Gu Bo, will also Not a talkative person. Then everything is an illusion! Bye... I won't bother you to create illusions."

Gu Bo pulled Lin Tong back and disappeared into the crowd.

Tang Sanmu and Mei Yidan looked at each other.Gu Bo and Lin Tong really came and went without a trace!

Tang Sanmu felt that it was really an illusion: "The appearance of Yidan, Gu Bo and Lin Tong is an illusion?"

Mei Yidan was annoyed, and stomped on Tang Sanmu fiercely: "Fake you pighead! I told you that people of all classes like to come here, and the chances of seeing acquaintances are very high! You are still messing around like this! It's all over now, I don't know if there are other acquaintances who have seen it besides Gu Bo and Lin Tong!"

"It can't be such a coincidence. There are tens of thousands of people in the world, and we are only a few acquaintances? Gu Bo is a lingering ghost, and other people should not be here. Even if they are, what can I do!" Tang Sanmu didn't care , and hugged Mei Yidan's waist again.

"Stop hugging, I really don't want to cause trouble. During this period of time, there are many things in the company, and I can't spare time to fight with Ling Yexue. Let go, or I will get angry. When the princess gets angry, you will have good results Eat!" Mei Yidan stared.

Tang Sanmu withdrew his hand: "Yidan, why do you have to fight Ling Yexue? Is it meaningful?"

Mei Yidan rolled his eyes: "I told you, you don't understand women's thoughts! Let's go, follow me obediently and serve me, I still want to eat snacks."

Tang Sanmu smiled wryly and shook his head to follow.