Mecha Soldier's Notes
Chapter 22 Hello, I want to enter the female dormitory
() Time flies like a wild dog running wild, and it's exam week in a blink of an eye.It's a bit sad to say, after this week, eight people will be gone, and the atmosphere in each dormitory is bleak.
Even at this critical juncture, my level is still half-dead, no matter how much I review, I can only pass the pass line, so I simply don't bother to think about it.
On the evening of January 084, [-] in the Gregorian calendar, that is, the Saturday before the exam week, I was immersing myself in reorganizing my homework when someone knocked on the door of the dormitory. At the door, it was inexplicable at the time, and I didn't know what these people were going to do.
"What are you doing wearing that, go on a blind date?"
"I think you are a bird, the big guys have a last drink together while there is still a chance, and in a few days... maybe there will be no chance."
It's rare for a vulgar man like a lunatic to speak so bleakly that I feel my heart tremble twice.
After careful calculation, the first exam is on Monday, and the homework is almost done. Even if I drink to death today, two big heads will sleep tonight and tomorrow night, basically there will be no sequelae, so I also put on clothes Went out with them.
The nights in Moscow are extremely cold, and you can feel the piercing chill through two sweaters and a fleece windbreaker, the icy cold wind, the icy ground, and even the flashing of street lights and LCD screens have their own air-conditioning effect, Just looking at it can drop your body temperature by two degrees.
But another dimension seems to have opened up in the wine. As soon as I entered the door, I was almost knocked over by the deafening sound and the smell of alcohol and sweat. Groups of bears twisted their fat limbs Writhing frantically on the dance floor, lights flicker overhead, alternating light and shadow several times a second.
My first feeling at the time was that the heavens had fallen, and the demons were dancing wildly.
Everyone gathered around a table and ordered a bunch of vodka and started toasting. Amidst the din, Comrade Tieniu spoke first, expressing his high praise for the unity and friendship of the big guys for more than four months, and for some people who are about to leave Reluctantly, Comrade Datou, the political commissar, continued to express that even if someone leaves, he hopes that everyone can maintain contact and friendship, and not destroy the spirit of the teaching group, etc.
And the reaction from the audience was:
Crazy: "After one semester, the level of bullshit is really good at it."
The macho: "Aren't you bothering me? Why are you talking to the principal of a primary school?"
Mr. Kuan: "It's nainai, waiter, does your whiskey taste like this? It's clearly water mixed with alcohol... Well, wait, there seems to be something wrong with this label... Nima is really a counterfeit product!"
Xueba: "Well, this wine has been adjusted a bit stronger, about 30%, and it seems that 10% of it still has some perfume."
Fat Tu: "Waiter, this fried fish is good, serve me two more dishes... no, three more."
Dao Ding didn't say a word, pouring old wine one after another.
………….
Tieniu got angry and pulled out a bottle of vodka and threw it on the table.
"Damn it, I'm stupid enough to even talk to you useless people. Come on, come on, one is the other, let's see if I don't mess with you today!"
Everyone rolled up their sleeves and took turns to change glasses. Immediately, the cups and plates were messed up and shouted and cursed. At first I tried to count the number of cups. Just like repeating the procedure, raise the wine glass and touch it, drink it down in one gulp, and then refill it and continue.
I don't know how many times later, another full glass of wine was handed under the tip of my nose, I reached out and picked up my share in a daze, lifted it up to touch, and then brought the glass of strong liquid that made me dizzy even after sniffing it to my lips... ...
"Yo, I drank quite high."
A cold female voice suddenly sounded behind me. I am familiar with this voice. Just three weeks ago, I shot her a gun and almost killed her.
But I wasn't prepared to run into her here at all. At that time, I didn't swallow a sip of the spirits and sprayed the face of the opposite brother.I couldn't control him, I jumped up and turned around, and I saw Edith standing in front of me with her arms folded, her eyes as cold as ever.
She didn't wear a uniform, but changed into casual jeans and a white cotton sweater. Her short blonde hair seemed to be a little longer, but it still didn't reach her shoulders. It seemed that she didn't like hair that was too long.What is more conspicuous is that there is an obvious white scar on her forehead, which makes me feel guilty inside.
"come here."
After Mao Xiongzi finished speaking, she turned around and left, leaving behind a beautiful silhouette, I raised my legs and followed, Tieniu and Datou hurriedly supported me from left to right, and said buddy, you are crazy, you just slapped someone in the face If you still have the guts to go with her, maybe this chick has already ambushed several big men waiting to explode your ass.
I said it was okay, and I was happy to be stared at by her. The two elder brothers were shocked when they heard it, and hurriedly let go of me and walked away from me.
I must have been mentally ill at the time.
Edith was in the box on the second floor. Don't look at the deafening noise outside, but there was no sound in the box. I suspect there must be some military technology here.We were also curious about the price before, but the number given by the wine made us think that an extra zero was added, and then... there was no more.
The layout in the box is very simple, a round table, two chairs and a wine cabinet.But what is a little surprising is that the inside is completely transparent on all sides, and you can fully see the situation on the first floor without being peeped from the outside. My first reaction is that people who rent this kind of room must have some psychological barriers.
Edith dragged her chin, sat on a chair and knocked on the bottle cap boredly. The wine glass was clean without a drop of liquid. I yawned and sat down in front of her.
"Boldness is good, you are not afraid of my revenge."
This guy really has no mood, he just screams and kills when he comes up.
"Really, I thought you specially invited me to drink."
I complained.
"That's a pity, I don't like drinking that."
This answer is a bit surprising, not to mention that the hairy bear girls are almost all unrestrained people who smoke and drink (Bronya is an exception like a giant panda), why do you come to drink if you don’t drink?Squat and stare at people?
I don’t know where the courage came from, I slowly opened the bottle cap and took a drink, and pushed it in front of Edith, who immediately locked on me with a camera-like cold gaze, as if a wine bottle was about to hit my forehead .
"How about having a drink together at night, maybe there will be no chance next time."
Edith stared at me for a moment, from the glass to me, as if trying to recognize the difference between us.
Then she pulled the glass towards her.
"You don't regret it."
I said you are talking nonsense, at worst, if you drink too much, I will carry you back.
Edith sneered, without speaking, picked up the wine glass and cleaned it up domineeringly.
So a small reception began.
"By the way, I've always wanted to ask a question," Edith said suddenly, "If the security forces hadn't stopped us that day, what would have happened to us."
"No matter how you look at it, you don't look like someone who would stop halfway."
"Yes."
"Then we have to fall in love and kill each other."
I laughed at myself, poured myself a glass, and felt my head swell up for no reason.
"I really want to kill you."
Edith was holding the small minibus, she smiled lightly and drank a drink, her words were still unbearable, but the smile was so charming that I rubbed my eyes, and of course she stopped smiling after rubbing it.
But wait, the vision seems to be getting more and more blurred. It's strange. Could it be that I drank too much downstairs just now? Alas, it's a pity that the atmosphere is so good.
I said I'm sorry, I was almost drunk at night, and I was going to go back to sleep, so I staggered to my feet as I spoke, and the one who couldn't stand still slammed into the face of the transparent wall.Edith frowned and said, if you go out like this, you will be stripped naked by local hooligans, I will see you off.
Probably because she drank a lot, Edith talked a little too much.I also want to pretend to be a hero, and I shake my head to show that my father is healthy, and you don't need to worry about it.
I guess it was this over the top remark that made Edith feel murderous.
"Boom"
I hit a guy hard on the head, and I was blinded and didn't know anything at the time. Now that I think about it, she must have picked up a chair and greeted me on the forehead.
I felt that she was holding me by the collar, dragging out the wine like a dead dog, and dragging it directly onto the street. There must have been crowds of onlookers along the way, which was very exciting, but unfortunately I can't recall it at all.I just remember that after about twenty minutes, we finally stopped because Edith was talking to a group of people, and they were girls.
"Yeah, Sister Edith, you actually drank. God, did you forget that you smashed up the principal's office after drinking half a glass?"
half a cup?Smash the principal's office?Girl, what the hell did I do just now?
"Ahem, don't worry about it, please talk to Aunt Mukai and approve a special entry permit for me."
"That's all right, but Sister Edith, what are you holding?"
"This, my boyfriend, go back to the dormitory and go to bed."
"Hehehe, that's really the case. I have long said that I can't bear the loneliness."
Wait, go to bed?
Help!help!Who will save me and my first night!
I don't know where the strength came from, I rolled and scrambled to my feet, and I was about to run, but a hard object hit the back of my head directly and knocked me down again.
What a mistake, I didn't expect that she even brought her own vodka bottle.
When I woke up again, I heard the sound of water sprinkling in the bathroom, and I took a look at the room: This is also a double room similar to our male dormitory, but one of the beds is empty, only one is hard. It can be seen that this is also a single bedroom, but it is far cleaner than my trash can.I was lying on another fully made bed with nothing but my underwear on.
With a long sigh.
Sure enough, he still didn't keep his morals.
I felt that my mind was getting more and more confused, and I crawled to the other bed board to shrink in a daze.At this moment, the sound of the water stopped, and Edith in loose clothes came out yawning. What was more blind was that she was not wearing pajama pants, and her slender and white thighs were completely exposed.
When she saw me lying on the bed, her dark blue pupils narrowed into a straight line. Before I could realize what happened, I flew up immediately, bumped my head against the solid wall, and turned back to the girl. In a warm bed.
Damn Edith, she must have lifted my feet and thrown me like a hammer.
Sleeping in the girls' dormitory... It seems that it is not as beautiful as the legend says, hey!
Even at this critical juncture, my level is still half-dead, no matter how much I review, I can only pass the pass line, so I simply don't bother to think about it.
On the evening of January 084, [-] in the Gregorian calendar, that is, the Saturday before the exam week, I was immersing myself in reorganizing my homework when someone knocked on the door of the dormitory. At the door, it was inexplicable at the time, and I didn't know what these people were going to do.
"What are you doing wearing that, go on a blind date?"
"I think you are a bird, the big guys have a last drink together while there is still a chance, and in a few days... maybe there will be no chance."
It's rare for a vulgar man like a lunatic to speak so bleakly that I feel my heart tremble twice.
After careful calculation, the first exam is on Monday, and the homework is almost done. Even if I drink to death today, two big heads will sleep tonight and tomorrow night, basically there will be no sequelae, so I also put on clothes Went out with them.
The nights in Moscow are extremely cold, and you can feel the piercing chill through two sweaters and a fleece windbreaker, the icy cold wind, the icy ground, and even the flashing of street lights and LCD screens have their own air-conditioning effect, Just looking at it can drop your body temperature by two degrees.
But another dimension seems to have opened up in the wine. As soon as I entered the door, I was almost knocked over by the deafening sound and the smell of alcohol and sweat. Groups of bears twisted their fat limbs Writhing frantically on the dance floor, lights flicker overhead, alternating light and shadow several times a second.
My first feeling at the time was that the heavens had fallen, and the demons were dancing wildly.
Everyone gathered around a table and ordered a bunch of vodka and started toasting. Amidst the din, Comrade Tieniu spoke first, expressing his high praise for the unity and friendship of the big guys for more than four months, and for some people who are about to leave Reluctantly, Comrade Datou, the political commissar, continued to express that even if someone leaves, he hopes that everyone can maintain contact and friendship, and not destroy the spirit of the teaching group, etc.
And the reaction from the audience was:
Crazy: "After one semester, the level of bullshit is really good at it."
The macho: "Aren't you bothering me? Why are you talking to the principal of a primary school?"
Mr. Kuan: "It's nainai, waiter, does your whiskey taste like this? It's clearly water mixed with alcohol... Well, wait, there seems to be something wrong with this label... Nima is really a counterfeit product!"
Xueba: "Well, this wine has been adjusted a bit stronger, about 30%, and it seems that 10% of it still has some perfume."
Fat Tu: "Waiter, this fried fish is good, serve me two more dishes... no, three more."
Dao Ding didn't say a word, pouring old wine one after another.
………….
Tieniu got angry and pulled out a bottle of vodka and threw it on the table.
"Damn it, I'm stupid enough to even talk to you useless people. Come on, come on, one is the other, let's see if I don't mess with you today!"
Everyone rolled up their sleeves and took turns to change glasses. Immediately, the cups and plates were messed up and shouted and cursed. At first I tried to count the number of cups. Just like repeating the procedure, raise the wine glass and touch it, drink it down in one gulp, and then refill it and continue.
I don't know how many times later, another full glass of wine was handed under the tip of my nose, I reached out and picked up my share in a daze, lifted it up to touch, and then brought the glass of strong liquid that made me dizzy even after sniffing it to my lips... ...
"Yo, I drank quite high."
A cold female voice suddenly sounded behind me. I am familiar with this voice. Just three weeks ago, I shot her a gun and almost killed her.
But I wasn't prepared to run into her here at all. At that time, I didn't swallow a sip of the spirits and sprayed the face of the opposite brother.I couldn't control him, I jumped up and turned around, and I saw Edith standing in front of me with her arms folded, her eyes as cold as ever.
She didn't wear a uniform, but changed into casual jeans and a white cotton sweater. Her short blonde hair seemed to be a little longer, but it still didn't reach her shoulders. It seemed that she didn't like hair that was too long.What is more conspicuous is that there is an obvious white scar on her forehead, which makes me feel guilty inside.
"come here."
After Mao Xiongzi finished speaking, she turned around and left, leaving behind a beautiful silhouette, I raised my legs and followed, Tieniu and Datou hurriedly supported me from left to right, and said buddy, you are crazy, you just slapped someone in the face If you still have the guts to go with her, maybe this chick has already ambushed several big men waiting to explode your ass.
I said it was okay, and I was happy to be stared at by her. The two elder brothers were shocked when they heard it, and hurriedly let go of me and walked away from me.
I must have been mentally ill at the time.
Edith was in the box on the second floor. Don't look at the deafening noise outside, but there was no sound in the box. I suspect there must be some military technology here.We were also curious about the price before, but the number given by the wine made us think that an extra zero was added, and then... there was no more.
The layout in the box is very simple, a round table, two chairs and a wine cabinet.But what is a little surprising is that the inside is completely transparent on all sides, and you can fully see the situation on the first floor without being peeped from the outside. My first reaction is that people who rent this kind of room must have some psychological barriers.
Edith dragged her chin, sat on a chair and knocked on the bottle cap boredly. The wine glass was clean without a drop of liquid. I yawned and sat down in front of her.
"Boldness is good, you are not afraid of my revenge."
This guy really has no mood, he just screams and kills when he comes up.
"Really, I thought you specially invited me to drink."
I complained.
"That's a pity, I don't like drinking that."
This answer is a bit surprising, not to mention that the hairy bear girls are almost all unrestrained people who smoke and drink (Bronya is an exception like a giant panda), why do you come to drink if you don’t drink?Squat and stare at people?
I don’t know where the courage came from, I slowly opened the bottle cap and took a drink, and pushed it in front of Edith, who immediately locked on me with a camera-like cold gaze, as if a wine bottle was about to hit my forehead .
"How about having a drink together at night, maybe there will be no chance next time."
Edith stared at me for a moment, from the glass to me, as if trying to recognize the difference between us.
Then she pulled the glass towards her.
"You don't regret it."
I said you are talking nonsense, at worst, if you drink too much, I will carry you back.
Edith sneered, without speaking, picked up the wine glass and cleaned it up domineeringly.
So a small reception began.
"By the way, I've always wanted to ask a question," Edith said suddenly, "If the security forces hadn't stopped us that day, what would have happened to us."
"No matter how you look at it, you don't look like someone who would stop halfway."
"Yes."
"Then we have to fall in love and kill each other."
I laughed at myself, poured myself a glass, and felt my head swell up for no reason.
"I really want to kill you."
Edith was holding the small minibus, she smiled lightly and drank a drink, her words were still unbearable, but the smile was so charming that I rubbed my eyes, and of course she stopped smiling after rubbing it.
But wait, the vision seems to be getting more and more blurred. It's strange. Could it be that I drank too much downstairs just now? Alas, it's a pity that the atmosphere is so good.
I said I'm sorry, I was almost drunk at night, and I was going to go back to sleep, so I staggered to my feet as I spoke, and the one who couldn't stand still slammed into the face of the transparent wall.Edith frowned and said, if you go out like this, you will be stripped naked by local hooligans, I will see you off.
Probably because she drank a lot, Edith talked a little too much.I also want to pretend to be a hero, and I shake my head to show that my father is healthy, and you don't need to worry about it.
I guess it was this over the top remark that made Edith feel murderous.
"Boom"
I hit a guy hard on the head, and I was blinded and didn't know anything at the time. Now that I think about it, she must have picked up a chair and greeted me on the forehead.
I felt that she was holding me by the collar, dragging out the wine like a dead dog, and dragging it directly onto the street. There must have been crowds of onlookers along the way, which was very exciting, but unfortunately I can't recall it at all.I just remember that after about twenty minutes, we finally stopped because Edith was talking to a group of people, and they were girls.
"Yeah, Sister Edith, you actually drank. God, did you forget that you smashed up the principal's office after drinking half a glass?"
half a cup?Smash the principal's office?Girl, what the hell did I do just now?
"Ahem, don't worry about it, please talk to Aunt Mukai and approve a special entry permit for me."
"That's all right, but Sister Edith, what are you holding?"
"This, my boyfriend, go back to the dormitory and go to bed."
"Hehehe, that's really the case. I have long said that I can't bear the loneliness."
Wait, go to bed?
Help!help!Who will save me and my first night!
I don't know where the strength came from, I rolled and scrambled to my feet, and I was about to run, but a hard object hit the back of my head directly and knocked me down again.
What a mistake, I didn't expect that she even brought her own vodka bottle.
When I woke up again, I heard the sound of water sprinkling in the bathroom, and I took a look at the room: This is also a double room similar to our male dormitory, but one of the beds is empty, only one is hard. It can be seen that this is also a single bedroom, but it is far cleaner than my trash can.I was lying on another fully made bed with nothing but my underwear on.
With a long sigh.
Sure enough, he still didn't keep his morals.
I felt that my mind was getting more and more confused, and I crawled to the other bed board to shrink in a daze.At this moment, the sound of the water stopped, and Edith in loose clothes came out yawning. What was more blind was that she was not wearing pajama pants, and her slender and white thighs were completely exposed.
When she saw me lying on the bed, her dark blue pupils narrowed into a straight line. Before I could realize what happened, I flew up immediately, bumped my head against the solid wall, and turned back to the girl. In a warm bed.
Damn Edith, she must have lifted my feet and thrown me like a hammer.
Sleeping in the girls' dormitory... It seems that it is not as beautiful as the legend says, hey!
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