Mecha Soldier's Notes

() When I was eating at noon, I took advantage of the chaos and hid secretly behind the cafeteria.

This place was originally a wasteland, but later the workers in the cafeteria used cement to pave it casually and transformed it into a simple parking lot the size of two living rooms. The pure white snow is now covered with colorful broken vegetable leaves. There were animal blood and blackened oil stains on the big beach, and the bear paw-like footprints trampled these things into a pile of indistinguishable mixture, which looked very dirty.

At this time, the whole cafeteria was busy, so there was no one except two heavy diesel locomotives parked in the corner, looking at me with their heads tilted.

I quickly glanced around to make sure there was no one there, and recalled how my dad emptied his stomach when he was drunk: leaning on the wall with one hand, bending down all over, then took off the gloves, and stuck two fingers down his throat as quickly as possible.

The feeling of nausea is like an eel coming out of a hole, "squeaking" from the stomach bag to the throat, followed by a flood of undigested matter, which will break through the last line of physiological defense at any time.

“Wow wow wow”

I opened my mouth wide and vomited wildly, clearing out all the few residues that were originally there, and soon I even spit out the stomach acid, my mouth was full of bitterness, which made me almost unable to retract my tongue.

Breathing out the sour white mist heavily, I quickly wiped off the saliva hanging from the corners of my mouth, so as not to freeze my face with toothbrush-like icicles in the low temperature of minus ten degrees.But the moment his head was raised, his brain immediately responded with a lack of blood supply, and his hands and feet completely lost coordination like a machine with a power cut off.

"Fuck!"

I frantically danced and tried to maintain my balance, and finally slipped and fell on a pile of bloody chicken feathers. I punched myself on the head in frustration, and even I could feel the powerlessness of being hit on the head feel.

No, a whole day has passed, not to mention the common liquid or powder medicine, even a lump of solid medicine should be completely absorbed.

Damn, how to take an exam in this state!

"that……"

A weak voice came from behind me, and I felt my spine stiffen immediately.

It's really unlucky for people to squat in the pit and the toilet will explode. It's fine in normal times, but just happened to be seen in this most embarrassing look.

Behind her is a girl in a white apron and a highly exaggerated big chef's hat. Her face looks like a star on a promotional poster. She looks pretty good, but I don't know why that beautiful face looks familiar.She was holding a bottle of "Boromir" mineral water with the lid unscrewed in her hand, and stood there hesitantly.

Wait, this seems to be the guy I met by accident in the girls' dormitory this morning.

"I do not need!"

Before she even spoke, I refused directly.

A mouthful of gastric juice was not wiped off with ice cubes, and there was a piece of stickiness on my buttocks. Of course I was in a bad mood. My tone at that time must have been very bad.

The girl's fair face blushed a little, and she rubbed her boots on the snow, sisiaiai.Then she lifted the mineral water bottle and put it into her small lips, slowly turned it around with the tip of her tongue, and handed it to me again.

"Okay, please use it."

I felt like my brain froze for three seconds.

Stop, stop, stop, this is a joke. This should be a restricted film with a weight of more than 50, with a smile on his face, and an uncle who has been single for [-] years would make a perverted demand. Hey, why do you use that pair of "so that Is it alright?" He looked at me with eyes, stop quickly, it's disgusting!

"Oh, it seems to be a little bit..."

The girl suddenly seemed to think of something, showing a suddenly realized expression.Quickly unbuttoning the school uniform jacket, revealing the white sweater, and then pulling down the sweater a bit, revealing the same color underwear, and then trying to put the mineral water bottle into the bulging underwear stuffed inside.

I was scared to pee, really scared to pee, it felt like a pure little girl suddenly saw the hooligan take off her pants in front of her.

"I'm going, what are you doing, stop!"

I rolled and jumped like a dead dog, desperately trying to stop this idiot's zombie-like behavior.

"Hey, don't all boys like this?"

"Hey, you're a big head, who likes... well, although I'm still quite interested, why don't we find a quieter room next time, it's too bad here, if we are seen... "

"What will happen?"

"Nonsense, of course it will...uh."

A third party's voice was suddenly inserted at the scene, and I turned my head stiffly, just in time to see Edith standing where the girl was just now with a blank expression, also holding a bottle of "Boromir" mineral water.

I immediately petrified, I'll go, what kind of cheating plot development is this, it's completely like a 45-episode Hong Kong and Taiwan long-form emotional drama.

The problem is that according to the plots in those unlucky serials, the heroine should cry away at this time, but Edith is obviously not such a weak character.

"Aterina, can you please avoid it for a while?"

Edith called the girl by her name with a gentle voice.

"Okay, Sister Edith, I still have some work to do in the kitchen, please take care of this man, he seems a little unwell."

Aterina responded meekly, then pulled up her clothes and left here as briskly as a butterfly.

"Student Chen Xiang, can I invite you to come here?"

Edith called my name in a murderous voice.

I responded tremblingly, then forced a smile on my face and slowly rubbed up like a bear.

"Boom"

An [-]-ounce stainless steel jug came out of nowhere, and slapped me on the face with a forceful force...

The strange thing is that after such a set of tossing, the mood has improved a lot, at least not so depressed.

Well, two strings of nosebleeds are worth it to change your mood.

Well, I admit that I was absolutely crazy at the time.

The afternoon exam was even more difficult.

"Mecha Reaction Principles" is a course that combines mechanical operation, advanced programming and advanced mathematics. It is also the most trashy course I have studied. For a long time, it has made me dream of memorizing formulas. thing.More importantly, this was a new course that had just been opened at the time. From the teaching to the teaching materials, it was completely an experimental version. It was very difficult for us rookie mecha soldiers who had been receiving old education and knowledge.

Moreover, the exam on the day also added very serious external factors.

Wheezing, wheezing, every organ in the body is starving for oxygen, but the blood seems to have stopped flowing and the supply is dwindling.

I tried my best to answer, and the rabbits around me were obviously not at ease. Apart from the "humming" sound of the air conditioner in the whole examination room, there was only the sound of the rabbits panting like a bellows.

At the beginning, I also tried to find some suspicious elements with particularly good spirits, but I quickly gave up, because the remaining energy is difficult to complete the paper this time, let alone distracted to do other things.Fortunately, that set of papers is not particularly difficult to do. According to the current state, the time squeeze is barely enough.

Answering questions continued slowly until the middle of the session. I looked at my watch and breathed a sigh of relief—fortunately, it was 2 minutes faster than the scheduled time.

"pat"

A drop of sweat shattered into eight petals on the surface.

I was shocked, and when I touched my forehead, I realized that I was sweating profusely all over my face at some point.

And the room temperature seems to be much higher than before.

How is this going?

Damn, could it be...

I lifted my head up with difficulty, and it was this simple action that almost killed me, and then I saw the cloth strips of the vent shake violently, and gusts of unbearable hot wind gushed down violently.

Damn... damn it, the temperature is too high!

I want to stand there like an idiot, asking this question to the unresponsive examiner, but under the extreme exhaustion, I can't make a sound at all, it seems that the whole body has completely stopped functioning and is completely fixed in the seat, damn it, It's a disaster now.

Soon, someone responded directly.

"Boom"

A chair overturned, making a loud noise in the silent examination room.The candidate above fell to the ground stiffly like a statue, and he still used his hands and feet unwillingly, slipping feebly while crawling desperately to his seat, like a dead fish trying to crawl back into the water.But the hairy bear examiner came over with a blank face and stopped his struggle, and dragged him out by his arm like a corpse.

I was so shocked by the result that I almost fell to the ground with my chair.

Damn it, it's over if you pass out.

But the strange thing is that I didn't expect that this kind of high temperature, hypoxia and dehydration could be fatal. I was only thinking about how to solve this paper in the shortest possible time.

It can only be said that Jifu was no longer regarded as a province at that time.

I tried my best to refocus my attention on the paper, and began to gnaw on the next question with a little bit of difficulty. When I finished solving it, I checked the time.

Not good, there are less than 10 minutes left, but I still have three big problems to solve!

What's more terrible is that the dizziness spread like poison... I don't feel any accident, I want to die immediately.

"Boom, boom"

The sound of chairs falling to the ground sounded one after another.

I can even hear the sneer of the damned poisoner who succeeded in plotting.

"click"

I bit something hard, the force was like a desperate mad dog biting a piece of meat, a liquid with a strong irritating taste poured into my mouth, followed by pain, it was so painful!

But it made people regain their consciousness a little bit.

I was so excited that I was almost in tears. I didn’t bother to think about what I was biting on the ground. I started answering the questions immediately, and took another bite when the feeling disappeared. I don’t know how many times this strange refreshing measure has lasted. , Anyway, it is right many times.

And then... and then I lost my memory.