Mecha Soldier's Notes

() So my old lady was left on the sidelines again, and I endured a headache and chatted with the general brother. Sure enough, I couldn't say five sentences, and the topic became "road".

"Hey, I'm asking you something, have you chosen a military branch?"

Vice Minister Li pulled the wonton in front of him and asked me a question.

"Not yet, it's still a year before graduation, so don't rush."

Having learned the lesson from last time, I played sloppy and tried to get away with it, but who knew that Minister Li slapped his thigh suddenly, and called out "Oops", which made everyone in the wonton shop look this way.

"Why are young people nowadays so lacking in ambition and goals? How can you get along like this? Are you worthy of the teachings of the motherland and the people?"

"Damn it, this has something to do with the people of the motherland..."

"Hey, let me tell you, I like you very much, hang out with me."

Sure enough, it is direct enough.

"Oh, let me tell you first, don't go with the navy gang. When the mecha was first equipped, the navy gang refused to let it board the ship. Why don't you need this kind of 'big toy' , Nainai’s, in the end I couldn’t help but hold my nose and accept it. It’s definitely not easy for you to go there, and the benefits of naval officers and soldiers are low, the salary is poor, the promotion is slow, and the wife can’t get it. The daily food is seafood and There are no decent aquatic plants..."

Hey, wait, this sentence seems familiar?

The boss of the deputy minister continued to talk about the various benefits of the various air forces, and even wrote me a series of numbers, so that I could directly call his office when I figured it out.

Regarding this, I hummed and haha ​​finished the matter, thinking to myself, big brother, can you finish talking soon, the soup is going to be cold.

Enduring the hunger and finally dismissing this elder brother, my mother and I ate everything on the table indiscriminately, chatting while eating, and briefly reported the meaning of the two officers.

"Hey, ma'am, do you want me in the Navy or the Air Force?"

"Ahem, why are you asking me this all of a sudden? I don't understand anything about the military."

"Because I can't do it, just give me some advice."

At my repeated request, my mother poured a mouthful of wonton soup, cleared her throat and started speaking.

"Actually, when your mother was young, she always thought that the Navy was very handsome. The ship crossed the sea, and when I saw it on TV, it seemed to split the sea level. The uniform, Bel handsome, often Standing on the ship's side, my God, it's almost like a celebrity posing."

"Oh, then the sea..."

"Actually, the Air Force is not bad either. I remember 30 years ago when fighter jets were flying all over the sky, and that kind of flight jacket was popular for a while. Hey, don't tell me, even the most cowardly boys have a bit of a taste in it. To the graduates At that time, everyone ran desperately to the Air Force conscription office, but unfortunately it was not easy for girls to get in."

"Wait, wait, do you mean the Air Force or the Navy?"

"It's obviously not good, it's better to mess with you."

"Yes, Youdao... Damn, which onion are you?"

I don't know when, a smiling face was lying between me and my mother, and I was almost scared to punch it.Damn, when did this guy come here? Why don't I feel anything?

However, drawing on the previous experience and lessons, I still endured and did not mess around.

"Hehe, I'm not a green onion, but I'm a big living person."

The other person straightened his waist, and I noticed that this guy was half a head taller than me. Generally speaking, people of this height tend to look very thin, because most of their weight is weighted to the excessive altitude. But this guy is different, the muscles on his body are so strong that they will burst his clothes, and the pressure on people is too great.

"Let me introduce myself, I'm the Navy..."

"Wait, didn't the navy just come here? Didn't your second boss tell you?"

I quickly reminded.

The man had a depressed expression that I despised him.

"Hey, don't confuse us with those old hats of the navy. Have you seen the big war movies of the old century?"

"Not many, I just watched "Landmine Warfare" and "Tunnel Warfare."

"... Nima, have you ever watched sci-fi movies?"

"Not much, just a "Star Wars"."

The man looked like he was about to die, and finally he gave up the idea of ​​showing his background in front of me.

"Okay, I'm Major General Gao Jie of the Marine Corps, and I'm here to ask you about your military choice..."

"Don't ask, I'm already planning to work in the navy or air force."

Impatiently, I pushed back with one sentence, Nima, why are there more and more options for this multiple-choice question, and all of them are finished?

As a result, Major General Gao had a surprised expression as if I was not a human being:

"What, you said the navy and the air force? Did you make a mistake, buddy, when the mechs first entered the Republican Revolutionary Experiment, these guys refused to change their infantry and fighter jets, but now they are in a hurry. Start desperately collecting mecha soldiers. You can still get good results if you sneak in among these old stubborn people. Besides, the officers and soldiers of these two troops have low welfare, poor treatment, slow promotion, and wives can’t get it. The daily food is nothing but biscuits, canned meat and seafood There are no decent aquatic plants..."

Can I yell at someone?

cannot?OK, I'm out of words.

When I couldn't help but wanted to pick up the bench and beat someone up, this guy finally stopped his speech, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, those who know the current affairs are the best", smiled and chatted with my mother , and quickly disappeared into the crowd, I never saw clearly how a person disappeared so quickly, it was almost like teleportation.

"Oh, Mom, you have an idea about this."

I helplessly turn my attention to the person who has helped me make up my mind since I was a child.

"Actually, it doesn't matter where you are, as long as you don't go to the front line, where...it's too dangerous after all."

Mom sighed.

I suddenly felt that the slippery wonton wrappers were as dry as clods of soil, choking my throat.

It’s already past five in the afternoon when I got home. According to the old rules, my dad still cooks and prepares dinner. The family chatted and talked about what they saw today. To be precise, I was the one who introduced most of the time, Mom and Dad Heard in the fog.

After dinner, I exercised on the running track in the community for a while, but the sports facilities here are all old-fashioned, and there is no way to detect the state and effect of the human body. I had to follow the oldest exercise method, running laps for ten times. After a few laps, I didn't go home until I was too tired to run.

Casually took a shower, logged on to the Internet, and began to connect to a group forum of the teaching group. This is a masterpiece jointly created by Mr. Kuai and Xueba, so that no matter where the current [-] members of the teaching group are, as long as they connect to the Internet , Even if the signal is bad, you can communicate online freely on this homepage.

But unfortunately, because the chat content often involves confidentiality, the other ten, no, it should be nine members of the original teaching group were permanently excluded.

When I climbed up, there was already a lot of noise on it.

Tieniu: Hey, have you heard that we seem to be able to get a new model for this training, maybe it is the latest [Il].

Crazy: Boss, your brain is broken. With Mao Xiong's pissing nature, it would be good if we didn't have a trainer for us to crawl on the ground. It's the latest machine.

Big head: Personally, I also expressed doubts, did you find out clearly?

Road Stud: It’s rare to feel that the boss is unreliable once.

Fat picture: agree, the chrysanthemum on the top layer

Mr. Kuan: The army's soy sauce is passing by.

Xueba: Same as soy sauce.

.........

Tieniu: Damn, you bastards are going against the sky, and you don't even believe what I say.

Big head: Bracket laugh

Fat picture: Bracket smile

Mr. Kuan: Bracket smile

.........

Iron Bull: #￥%￥%￥! #@!

I thought about it, and typed a line of words on the keyboard. This kind of old-fashioned input tool often hurts fingers, but because it is so durable, I just made do with it and didn't change it.

Father Chen: With Mao Xiong's conscience, I would rather he equip me with a trainer than some strange thing.

Mr. Kuan: Damn, the king of soy sauce has appeared!

Father Chen: ... what kind of name is this?

Tieniu: Hey, when will you come back? Why did you go back to the Republic in the north?

Father Chen: something minor happened, so I came back specially.

Tieniu: It's not something urgent, do you need our help?

I smiled. After all, he is the boss of the teaching group, and he always thinks of his brothers first in everything.

Father Chen: It's okay, don't worry, I'll be back in two days, just let me know if you need anything.

Tieniu: Okay, then I don’t care about you.

I knocked one to understand and then went offline, and then I continued to play online games for several hours until I went to bed at twelve o'clock.

However, the unlucky fortune of Taurus that year made it impossible for me to survive.

"Jingle Bell"

At one o'clock in the morning, the piercing scream of pcp startled me a lot. I thought it was the midnight bell. When I looked at the number again, I was shocked again. Nima, there is a string of zeros in front of it. Which planet's communication is it?

"Hey?"

"Hi, sorry to interrupt, is this Sergeant Chen Xiang?"

A girl's voice as sweet as butter candy came from the receiver, which sounded familiar to me.

"Tang... Lieutenant Tangyue?"

"Yeah, long time no see, I didn't expect you to remember me."

Through the phone, I still heard the well-behaved "pat-pat-pat" nodding on the other end of the phone.

"What's the matter? Could it be...the country has a secret mission?"

Suddenly thinking of Tangyue's subordinate department, I woke up from half-sleep and half-awake, and slapped my face fiercely to prepare for battle.

"Um, that's not true," Tangyue said in a shy tone, "Actually, I was entrusted by someone. I heard that you have contacted the chief officers of the Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps..."

"...Wait, don't you want to say that these troops have low benefits for officers and soldiers, poor pay, slow promotion, and can't get their wives. The daily food is nothing but canned biscuits, big pots of meat, seafood, aquatic plants, and other messy things. There's nothing decent about it...."

"It's amazing, you have guessed everything, but it seems that one is missing."

"...Which one?"

"Our minister said," Tangyue's tone became more and more shy, as if she was saying something unspeakable, "there are still girls who are of high quality."

"Fuck off!"

Frustrated, I cut the communication with my fist.