Mecha Soldier's Notes

() Aim, snipe, aim again, and snipe again.

I lay in the simulation training cabin and used the optical sight to frantically draw the "enemy" composed of digital signals over and over again. You read that right, it is the simulation training cabin, not drawing circles depressed in the cockpit of the training aircraft.

Just a week ago, a batch of simulated training cabins were suddenly deployed in the military academy, and we were officially notified that we don’t have to go to the mech cockpit to fumble. Although it is not clear how the Treaty Army, which has been seriously lagging behind in this regard, suddenly advanced , but I still went happily.As a result, as soon as I turned it on, the familiar interface immediately blinded my eyes, and the strong cottage atmosphere rushed to my head.

Isn't this just a copy of the similar airborne equipment of the Allied Forces, with only a few letters changed. It is estimated that the mother machine was copied from the [Garand] we shot down for the first time.

I hold my breath and hold down the joystick, and use the optical sight to quickly lock on the target flying around in the sky, and press the trigger by a third with my index finger in advance-I have calculated that this can save about 0.2 seconds of time.

"Da da da, da da da, da da da"

I fired cannon fire continuously, the muzzle shook violently, and the prey swayed desperately from side to side, but after all, it didn't escape, and was hit by my shuttle, and fell down with black smoke.

"Huh, the tenth."

I took a deep breath, as the teaching material said, holding my breath and shooting does help to improve precision and concentration, but the trouble is that I miss three hits and two hits, and I might lose my breath first.

Most of the bears are still not used to this high-tech product at this time, and more people are still used to the old training methods.At this time, it was close to dinner, and there were not many scattered bears in training.If someone noticed my battle at this time, they would definitely call me crazy.

Because I shot with a weird one-handed posture from beginning to end.

To be honest, this move is really difficult to practice. The most difficult thing to overcome is that the platform is not stable, and the vibration is very large when shooting, which greatly increases the spread of the projectile. It took a long time to barely figure out a way.

It has to be said that Cang Ren does have a skill.

If anyone is still interested in seeing what I am playing, they will definitely curse again: Your whole family is crazy.Because I was masturbating, yes, literally, and a drone that was one-third the size of an old fighter jet.

Simply put, it is similar to shooting flies with a water gun.

However, my personal principle is either not to play, or to play earth-shattering.So, I shot wildly at these little dots for a whole day, and in the end, when I closed my eyes, the little planes buzzed around.

"The hit rate is still a bit unsatisfactory."

I grunted and prepared to restart the system, but there was only a "click", and all the displays and switches fell into darkness. It was obvious that someone with no eyesight had cut off the external power supply.

I cursed and kicked open the hatch and was about to hit someone, but I soon found out that I couldn't beat him.

"Stay here all day, I'm so glad you're still alive."

Edith stood outside the hatch with her arms folded, pinning her sharp eyes on me like a javelin. For some reason, her expression was a little unhappy.

So a stinky face and foul words immediately turned into the warmest smile and sweet words.

"Haha, it turns out that the eldest lady is here, so I don't know what advice I can give."

Edith said dryly:

"It's nothing, I just heard that you are going to die in a few days, and I want to treat you to a good meal."

It took me a lot of effort to understand that it probably meant to invite me to dinner, but wait, generally speaking, the procedure is reversed, right?It's over, it's so embarrassing.

After sitting for a whole day, my joints were hard, and I danced like a crab. It took me a long time to struggle to climb out of the eggshell-shaped simulation training cabin. The fresh cold air stimulated my whole body to tremble. Only then did I feel that I had stayed in the sealed space for too long, and my sensory system was a little out of order.

"God, have you been eating this kind of food for two days?"

Edith picked up the wrapping paper of a piece of compressed biscuit and frowned and shook it. I laughed awkwardly and didn't speak.At this time, the Slavic girl raised her head inadvertently, and saw the still picture in the simulated training cabin, so her beautiful eyebrows twitched.

"Since when did you become a fan of 'Blue Blade'?"

"Not really, just a little bit of interest, that guy is famous?"

"Of course, although I didn't apply for mecha subjects, I've heard of the top fifteen ace names anyway." Edith gave me a white look, "First developed the 'one-handed shooting' In addition to his high-speed mobile shooting that is almost unmatched by anyone, it is said that almost no enemy machine can keep up with his speed in the battle, even if he can't even shoot, he will be killed in seconds. It can be said that he is a monster of the mech unit. .”

I gave a noncommittal "oh", and suddenly lost interest in the free food, and wanted to eat two biscuits and jump back to training.

The dinner was held in a very high-end western restaurant. The reason why people with a bad style like me can tell the grade is largely due to the string after the name of the dish, which is so heart-stopping "0".

That day I finally realized that my wages after exhausting myself on the front line for a month were not enough for half a plate of truffle cakes, and the bonus for killing a mecha with blood and sweat was not even enough to eat the tail of a plate of "steamed lobster". All of his belongings are not as good as a three-tier set meal!

"Lord, you won."

I lay weakly on the table.

"Thank you for the compliment, actually I didn't like this kind of place at all."

Edith closed the menu calmly. In a restaurant full of high-end suits and gorgeous lace skirts, our uniforms were particularly eye-catching, but in a different way.Edith's elegant and cool temperament like aristocrats makes the original gray uniform seem to be shining with the color of jewelry, and her taste has also risen in a straight line. As for me... well, very Unfortunately, I have lowered the taste of the whole restaurant.

"If you are tired of eating, it's better not to say it."

I muttered dejectedly.At this time, the waiter had already served the salmon with caviar and red wine. I used a fork to insert four or five fish fillets full of sauce and stuffed them into my mouth, chewing them with a crackling sound.

In an instant, countless hostile eyes gathered around me, and I continued as if I didn't feel it.

"No, in fact, I prefer the food in oriental restaurants compared to these monotonous dishes. To be honest, I never thought that one ingredient can make so many different dishes. Your country is really amazing. The place."

Edith took a sip of the red wine, and a charming blush appeared on her face, which was too white, revealing a temperament that was completely different from usual, so that I almost nailed myself with a fork.

"Please, the dishes here are all simplified copycat versions, how can they compare with the local ones?"

I pouted.At this time, the waiter brought the corn and mushroom soup again. I scooped it twice and thought the spoon was too small, so I just picked up the bowl and drank it.

So the atmosphere of hostility increased by 200%, but I still ignored it.

"Hehe, then I really look forward to visiting your country one day."

Edith also started to drink soup, but her movements were obviously much more noble than mine.

I curled my lips, please, if you want to go to the Antarctic and the North Pole, it's a one-day trip.

"But no, there are still a bunch of disgusting people in your country, and I really don't want to go into their territory."

A name Asimov once said popped into my mind, and I blurted it out subconsciously.

"Lin's?"

"Ah, that's right, you always have trouble with us. I really don't understand why your country is so strict in this regard, why don't you just explode these profiteers!"

Edith said angrily, and drank the remaining red liquid in one gulp.Probably due to alcohol and a little emotion, Edith's expression and behavior are much more girlish than usual, which is quite interesting.

It's just... When it comes to Jianshang, you are not qualified to talk about others.

"Oh, I haven't told you yet, my family is actually in that business."

Edith playfully stretched out her index finger and made a pistol motion towards me.

"Please, it would be nice to say that you are a businessman."

Seeing that the halo of the local tyrant began to shine on the beautiful girl again, I was so annoyed that I almost wanted to run away.

"Hehe, there's no way, it's still the most profitable thing to sell in the world now, oh, if you're going to mess around in the equipment department of the Republic of China in the future, remember not to send orders to Lin."

"Then you have to be merciful when you kill me."

I teased, and Edith responded with a series of crisp "hehe".

At this time, the waiter brought the steak as the main course. I picked up the knife and used my internal strength to chop the steak into a pile of meat strips with a finger square under the dumbfounded eyes of the waiter. Put the fork in his mouth, thinking that labor and capital are civilized enough this time.

The element of hatred turned over again and almost exploded.

"By the way, why don't you go directly to the Oriental restaurant, which saves effort. The rules of this place are so troublesome."

"I can't help it. Both have their own strengths. The dishes in oriental restaurants are more delicious, but the atmosphere in western restaurants... um, it's better!"

Edith gritted her teeth inexplicably, and suddenly poured all the red wine that was just filled in the glass into her belly with a gulp, the blush on her face seemed to be even more intense.I could see the cold sweat on my forehead, and I thought that something was wrong, this lady was drinking too much again, maybe something was going to happen again.

When I didn't know what to do, an angry old man suddenly walked over from the next table, walked to our table and knocked on the table hard.

"Barbarians are not welcome here, please get out immediately!"

I shrugged my shoulders and said that I am so barbaric, can I trouble you to explain.

"Hmph, I can't even count. From your hair to your toes, every place smells like a monkey in a zoo. God, it's the first time I have such uneducated people on this earth. , you simply insulted the appetite of everyone here."

The old man said righteously.

"Please, I'm getting in the way of you if I pay for the meal, and you don't own this restaurant."

I turned my face away and ignored him.The old man's face was flushed, and suddenly the old man took out a wallet from his pocket, pulled out a stack of banknotes... and threw it on my face.

"Then I'll do my best to help you pay the bill, Eastern Monkey!"

I was deeply impressed by the aura of this kind of local tyrant. After secretly thinking about the cross-calm method taught by Uncle Polkarev, I got up and smiled at him.

"As the saying goes, politeness is reciprocal. Since you are always so polite, I have no choice but to... You are welcome!"

My last four words were accompanied by the eight-inch truffle cake that was just served, and I used [-]% of my brute force to slam it into the old man's face.

Hearing a "pop", the noble face of the old man instantly seemed to have opened a dyeing workshop, with a large area of ​​colorful green, white, white, red and red. He screamed and rubbed his face desperately while turning around, and accidentally bumped into a person who had just passed by. Serving waiter.

The steak was boiling hot, the thick soup, and the freshly grilled fish steak smashed all over the gentlemen and ladies, causing the audience to scream.

"Hehehe."

I don't know if she was drinking too much, but Edith grinned happily like a child. I had to grab her and run away before the bodyguards rushed up to beat her up.

"Hey, hey, turn around, okay, I have something to say."

"Damn, I'll talk about it later..."

Then I felt my head was turned by a great force, and then a kiss with the taste of alcohol, soup, and steak was pressed against my lips passionately.

I was stupid, the bodyguards were stupid, and everyone in the audience was stupid. Only Edith laughed happily, and instead dragged me out of the door.

I think it was one of the best dinners of my life.