Rich and poisonous love: Husband, please love me
Chapter 185 Acting
After eating and drinking enough, he began to think about how to escape from here.
Staying in this small dark room can't do anything all the time, and it is very likely to cause schizophrenia.
It seems that the first thing to do is to leave the small black room first, and then make a long-term plan.
Shui Xi delivered the food to the room, and after he barely ate a few mouthfuls, he said, "Shui Xi, I'm so bored to stay in this small dark room every day, you can tell your mother to let me out ?"
Shui Xi shook her head disappointedly: "I've told my mother many times, but my mother won't allow me to let you out. She said that once she lets you out, you will run away, and her 1 yuan will be in vain. "
He sighed, knowing that if he refused to give in, Chen Famei would never let him out, so he planned to retreat: "Shui Xi, can you ask your mother to come in? I have something to tell her. "
Shui Xi nodded and walked out.
After a while, Chen Meiyu walked in with a dark face.
"Stinky boy, why did you ask me to come in?" She kicked his leisurely body with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Oh, the unlucky girl is here, it's so touching." He was so excited, he quickly got up, hugged her leg and shouted: "Unlucky girl, you locked me in this small black room I've been here for so long, I'm almost suffocated to death, I'm almost mentally ill, please let me out, I will obey you in everything, I dare not do right with you again."
After finishing speaking, he secretly smeared saliva on the corners of his eyes, and wept.
"It's really not easy, you kid has finally given in." She had a smug smile on her face.
He nodded like pounding garlic.
"It's just that you are very cunning, who knows whether what you said is true or not. In case you are cheating, I'll lock you up for 10 years and release you after 8 years." After finishing speaking, she She glared at him and was about to leave.
"Unlucky girl, don't be so cruel." He yelled, hugging her leg tightly: "What I said is true, as long as you let me out, I will definitely listen to you very much, never I will have the desire to escape again, and I have the word 'buy' engraved on my arm, so I can't escape from the island."
Seeing her expression loosen, he continued: "Actually, after getting along with Shui Xi during this period of time, I found that although she is a bit stupid, she is very kind and gentle. It would be nice to have such a wife in the future. Being an adopted child is a good thing." Be an adopted child, I admit it."
"Do you really think so?" She asked with wide fish eyes.
He nodded straight: "Enen, she said that when she was a child, she had a high fever and burned her brain. She was either born or a fool. I think she is so unfortunate and pitiful. It really makes people feel distressed."
In order to make the play realistic, he pinched his thigh hard, his eyes turned red from the pain, and tears glistened.
Seeing that his expression was indeed very sad, it didn't look like he was pretending, she finally said: "Okay, I can let you leave the small black room, but you have to promise me three conditions, if you fail to fulfill one of the conditions, you will be punished." Stay here."
Hmph, even if you say 100 conditions, I will agree, anyway, as soon as he leaves this small dark room, he will definitely find a way to escape.
"Tell me, which three conditions?"
"One: Protect Shui Xi, don't allow others to bully her, she has a scar, I will take it back from you; two: play with Shui Xi, let her be happy every day; three : Since you will be Shui Xi's husband in the future, you will start exercising from now on, and you will be responsible for all the housework from now on."
"What? I take care of all the housework?" He opened his eyes wide and screamed out in surprise. He has grown so big that even the maid handed him the chopsticks for eating, so he actually has to do all the housework?
God, come on, Dao Lei, let's give a thunderbolt to the girl who ruined the flowers of the motherland!
"Of course, if you haven't exercised since childhood, how will you be able to take good care of Shui Xi in the future?"
"Hehe." He smirked, "I said Unlucky Girl, you want me to play with Shui Xi and do housework, don't you think your words are contradictory?"
"It's not contradictory, you can play with Shui Xi after you finish the housework." She smiled smugly on her big cake face.
"Hehe, hehe~~" He had a stiff smile on his face, and was actually on the verge of going berserk, scratching the ground with his fingers resentfully.
"Looking at your expression, you don't seem very happy!" She raised her thick eyebrows.
"No, no, you read it wrong, I am very happy, very happy!"
As a result, he was finally 'released after serving his sentence'.
As a result, he was tragic.
"You wash, cut, and chop this dish." She ordered, and seeing a small figure of Cha coming in, she was puzzled: "Shui Xi, what are you doing here?"
"Mom, I'll help my little husband with the housework."
"Xiaoxi, be good, stay and cool off, okay?"
"No, I want to help my little husband with the housework. With so much housework, my little husband will be very tired after finishing it."
"Xixi, I let him do housework to exercise him. His body is just right, but his constitution is very weak. He needs to do more housework to fully recover. Mom does this for his own good, so don't hinder mom from exercising him. ?"
When Shui Xi heard this, she nodded quickly: "En, mother, then you should do more housework for the little husband."
Listening to the mother and daughter's idiotic conversation, the corners of his lips twitched, and he accidentally cut his hand with a knife: "Oh!"
"Oh my god, my little husband's fingers are bleeding, mom, don't let my little husband chop vegetables anymore." Xiaoxi exclaimed.
"Xiao Xi, it will be fine to cover such a small wound with a band-aid. You always hope that his body will recover as soon as possible. Can I play with you?"
"Yes!" Shui Xi nodded repeatedly, and quickly ran into the room to find a band-aid.
Chen Meiyu raised her eyebrows triumphantly at Ling Muze.
Immediately, the four eyes met, and the sky thundered and the ground burst into flames, and the flames shot out.
In the end, he turned all his anger into motivation, imagining that cabbage as Chen Meiyu's face, and slicing and chopping frantically: "Bang bang bang, ah!"
The fingers covered with three band-aids were as thick as radishes, but his misery did not stop because of this, and he continued to struggle.
Light the fire and cook!
After a lot of effort, he finally ignited a group of dry leaves, but seeing that the fire was about to reach his hands, he quickly threw away the group of dry leaves, fell into the pile of leaves, and caught fire all at once.
"Oh my god, it's on fire!" He ran out rolling and crawling.
Chen Meiyu, who was sleeping leisurely in the house, got up immediately when she heard the cry, and rushed to the kitchen.
Seeing the smoke billowing from the kitchen and the burning place where the dry leaves were piled up, she hurriedly brought a large bucket of water from the yard and poured it on.
The fire was extinguished in time.
She glared at Ling Muze, who had a dark face and was completely petrified, standing stupidly at the door.
"You bastard, the house was almost burned down by you. Let's have braised shredded human pork for lunch today!" She growled, picked up a bamboo pole, and walked towards him.
"Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone." He came to his senses and ran away quickly.
At lunch time, Bai Jinyi, who went fishing early in the morning, came back. Three people sat around the table to eat, and one was punished to kneel on the ground.
"Mom, my little husband has been kneeling for a long time, so you can let him get up to eat." Shui Xi said with red eyes.
"He's going to burn the house down, if you don't teach him a lesson, maybe he will do it again next time." Chen Meiyu said while holding a piece of braised pork for Shui Xi: "Leave Shui Xi alone, eat obediently!"
Looking at Ling Muze, who was kneeling beside him with scars on his body, Shui Xi couldn't bear to eat, so he simply threw away his chopsticks, pouted and said, "If you don't let my little husband get up, I won't have lunch either. "
"Xixi..." Chen Meiyu wanted to persuade her, but she simply ignored her and puffed her cheeks angrily.
Chen Meiyu sighed helplessly, and glared at Ling Muze: "Why are you still kneeling, why don't you go to the table to eat!"
After receiving the amnesty, Ling Muze quickly got up, but because of kneeling for too long, his feet became numb, his legs softened, and he almost couldn't stand still.
Sitting at the table, looking at the crude meal, I have no appetite at all.
The chopsticks were chopping rice grains, and by chance they were chewing, and the number of rice grains stuffed in could be counted.
Seeing that Ling Muze couldn't eat, Shui Xi gave him a piece of braised pork: "Little husband, the braised pork is delicious, eat it quickly."
Watching the braised pork fall into Ling Muze's bowl, Chen Meiyu's big fish eyes could poke a hole in the braised pork. She was reluctant to eat a bite and leave it to her daughter, but she was so angry that she gave it to that bastard. She also died.
But the braised pork, which is delicious to them, is still a very crude food to Ling Muze, and he hates eating pork the most. The fatty meat with oily juice makes it disgusting.
Picking out the braised pork, he said disgustedly: "Don't give me vegetables in the future, isn't it disgusting?"
"Little husband..." Shui Xi thought that he just didn't like meat, and was worried that he would starve if he didn't eat one or the other, but he didn't think that what he hated even more was her saliva-stained chopsticks picking up vegetables. he.
"Xixi, leave him alone, he won't eat if he doesn't eat, it's best if he starves to death." Chen Meiyu said.
Shui Xi ignored Chen Meiyu, and suddenly thought of something, she smiled happily at him and said, "Little husband, you don't like these meals, I'll cut the rice for the neighbor's uncle, and ask him to give me a big watermelon for you to eat, okay? "
"Xixi, what did you say? You said you cut the rice for that old man?" Chen Meiyu said with a serious expression.
Seeing that Chen Meiyu's expression was very bad, Shui Xi couldn't help but feel scared, and shook his head: "No, no, I'm just talking."
Not wanting Shui Xi and not wanting to owe her favors because of the cuts on his hands, he put a few green vegetables into the bowl, stuffed the rice into his mouth, and forced himself to eat it.
Seeing that he was willing to eat, Shui Xi looked at him happily: "Little man, eat more!"
After eating, he threw the bowls and chopsticks on the table.
"Wash the dishes!" Chen Meiyu dropped these two words.
"No, I've been working all morning. I'm so tired and my back hurts. Even a cow has time to rest. You have to wash it yourself. If I don't wash it, I want to sleep!"
"You don't want to wash it, right? It looks like I have to keep you locked up in a small dark room to rub your spirits." Chen Meiyu threatened.
He clenched his hands into fists: "I'll wash it, I'll just wash it."
Staying in this small dark room can't do anything all the time, and it is very likely to cause schizophrenia.
It seems that the first thing to do is to leave the small black room first, and then make a long-term plan.
Shui Xi delivered the food to the room, and after he barely ate a few mouthfuls, he said, "Shui Xi, I'm so bored to stay in this small dark room every day, you can tell your mother to let me out ?"
Shui Xi shook her head disappointedly: "I've told my mother many times, but my mother won't allow me to let you out. She said that once she lets you out, you will run away, and her 1 yuan will be in vain. "
He sighed, knowing that if he refused to give in, Chen Famei would never let him out, so he planned to retreat: "Shui Xi, can you ask your mother to come in? I have something to tell her. "
Shui Xi nodded and walked out.
After a while, Chen Meiyu walked in with a dark face.
"Stinky boy, why did you ask me to come in?" She kicked his leisurely body with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Oh, the unlucky girl is here, it's so touching." He was so excited, he quickly got up, hugged her leg and shouted: "Unlucky girl, you locked me in this small black room I've been here for so long, I'm almost suffocated to death, I'm almost mentally ill, please let me out, I will obey you in everything, I dare not do right with you again."
After finishing speaking, he secretly smeared saliva on the corners of his eyes, and wept.
"It's really not easy, you kid has finally given in." She had a smug smile on her face.
He nodded like pounding garlic.
"It's just that you are very cunning, who knows whether what you said is true or not. In case you are cheating, I'll lock you up for 10 years and release you after 8 years." After finishing speaking, she She glared at him and was about to leave.
"Unlucky girl, don't be so cruel." He yelled, hugging her leg tightly: "What I said is true, as long as you let me out, I will definitely listen to you very much, never I will have the desire to escape again, and I have the word 'buy' engraved on my arm, so I can't escape from the island."
Seeing her expression loosen, he continued: "Actually, after getting along with Shui Xi during this period of time, I found that although she is a bit stupid, she is very kind and gentle. It would be nice to have such a wife in the future. Being an adopted child is a good thing." Be an adopted child, I admit it."
"Do you really think so?" She asked with wide fish eyes.
He nodded straight: "Enen, she said that when she was a child, she had a high fever and burned her brain. She was either born or a fool. I think she is so unfortunate and pitiful. It really makes people feel distressed."
In order to make the play realistic, he pinched his thigh hard, his eyes turned red from the pain, and tears glistened.
Seeing that his expression was indeed very sad, it didn't look like he was pretending, she finally said: "Okay, I can let you leave the small black room, but you have to promise me three conditions, if you fail to fulfill one of the conditions, you will be punished." Stay here."
Hmph, even if you say 100 conditions, I will agree, anyway, as soon as he leaves this small dark room, he will definitely find a way to escape.
"Tell me, which three conditions?"
"One: Protect Shui Xi, don't allow others to bully her, she has a scar, I will take it back from you; two: play with Shui Xi, let her be happy every day; three : Since you will be Shui Xi's husband in the future, you will start exercising from now on, and you will be responsible for all the housework from now on."
"What? I take care of all the housework?" He opened his eyes wide and screamed out in surprise. He has grown so big that even the maid handed him the chopsticks for eating, so he actually has to do all the housework?
God, come on, Dao Lei, let's give a thunderbolt to the girl who ruined the flowers of the motherland!
"Of course, if you haven't exercised since childhood, how will you be able to take good care of Shui Xi in the future?"
"Hehe." He smirked, "I said Unlucky Girl, you want me to play with Shui Xi and do housework, don't you think your words are contradictory?"
"It's not contradictory, you can play with Shui Xi after you finish the housework." She smiled smugly on her big cake face.
"Hehe, hehe~~" He had a stiff smile on his face, and was actually on the verge of going berserk, scratching the ground with his fingers resentfully.
"Looking at your expression, you don't seem very happy!" She raised her thick eyebrows.
"No, no, you read it wrong, I am very happy, very happy!"
As a result, he was finally 'released after serving his sentence'.
As a result, he was tragic.
"You wash, cut, and chop this dish." She ordered, and seeing a small figure of Cha coming in, she was puzzled: "Shui Xi, what are you doing here?"
"Mom, I'll help my little husband with the housework."
"Xiaoxi, be good, stay and cool off, okay?"
"No, I want to help my little husband with the housework. With so much housework, my little husband will be very tired after finishing it."
"Xixi, I let him do housework to exercise him. His body is just right, but his constitution is very weak. He needs to do more housework to fully recover. Mom does this for his own good, so don't hinder mom from exercising him. ?"
When Shui Xi heard this, she nodded quickly: "En, mother, then you should do more housework for the little husband."
Listening to the mother and daughter's idiotic conversation, the corners of his lips twitched, and he accidentally cut his hand with a knife: "Oh!"
"Oh my god, my little husband's fingers are bleeding, mom, don't let my little husband chop vegetables anymore." Xiaoxi exclaimed.
"Xiao Xi, it will be fine to cover such a small wound with a band-aid. You always hope that his body will recover as soon as possible. Can I play with you?"
"Yes!" Shui Xi nodded repeatedly, and quickly ran into the room to find a band-aid.
Chen Meiyu raised her eyebrows triumphantly at Ling Muze.
Immediately, the four eyes met, and the sky thundered and the ground burst into flames, and the flames shot out.
In the end, he turned all his anger into motivation, imagining that cabbage as Chen Meiyu's face, and slicing and chopping frantically: "Bang bang bang, ah!"
The fingers covered with three band-aids were as thick as radishes, but his misery did not stop because of this, and he continued to struggle.
Light the fire and cook!
After a lot of effort, he finally ignited a group of dry leaves, but seeing that the fire was about to reach his hands, he quickly threw away the group of dry leaves, fell into the pile of leaves, and caught fire all at once.
"Oh my god, it's on fire!" He ran out rolling and crawling.
Chen Meiyu, who was sleeping leisurely in the house, got up immediately when she heard the cry, and rushed to the kitchen.
Seeing the smoke billowing from the kitchen and the burning place where the dry leaves were piled up, she hurriedly brought a large bucket of water from the yard and poured it on.
The fire was extinguished in time.
She glared at Ling Muze, who had a dark face and was completely petrified, standing stupidly at the door.
"You bastard, the house was almost burned down by you. Let's have braised shredded human pork for lunch today!" She growled, picked up a bamboo pole, and walked towards him.
"Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone." He came to his senses and ran away quickly.
At lunch time, Bai Jinyi, who went fishing early in the morning, came back. Three people sat around the table to eat, and one was punished to kneel on the ground.
"Mom, my little husband has been kneeling for a long time, so you can let him get up to eat." Shui Xi said with red eyes.
"He's going to burn the house down, if you don't teach him a lesson, maybe he will do it again next time." Chen Meiyu said while holding a piece of braised pork for Shui Xi: "Leave Shui Xi alone, eat obediently!"
Looking at Ling Muze, who was kneeling beside him with scars on his body, Shui Xi couldn't bear to eat, so he simply threw away his chopsticks, pouted and said, "If you don't let my little husband get up, I won't have lunch either. "
"Xixi..." Chen Meiyu wanted to persuade her, but she simply ignored her and puffed her cheeks angrily.
Chen Meiyu sighed helplessly, and glared at Ling Muze: "Why are you still kneeling, why don't you go to the table to eat!"
After receiving the amnesty, Ling Muze quickly got up, but because of kneeling for too long, his feet became numb, his legs softened, and he almost couldn't stand still.
Sitting at the table, looking at the crude meal, I have no appetite at all.
The chopsticks were chopping rice grains, and by chance they were chewing, and the number of rice grains stuffed in could be counted.
Seeing that Ling Muze couldn't eat, Shui Xi gave him a piece of braised pork: "Little husband, the braised pork is delicious, eat it quickly."
Watching the braised pork fall into Ling Muze's bowl, Chen Meiyu's big fish eyes could poke a hole in the braised pork. She was reluctant to eat a bite and leave it to her daughter, but she was so angry that she gave it to that bastard. She also died.
But the braised pork, which is delicious to them, is still a very crude food to Ling Muze, and he hates eating pork the most. The fatty meat with oily juice makes it disgusting.
Picking out the braised pork, he said disgustedly: "Don't give me vegetables in the future, isn't it disgusting?"
"Little husband..." Shui Xi thought that he just didn't like meat, and was worried that he would starve if he didn't eat one or the other, but he didn't think that what he hated even more was her saliva-stained chopsticks picking up vegetables. he.
"Xixi, leave him alone, he won't eat if he doesn't eat, it's best if he starves to death." Chen Meiyu said.
Shui Xi ignored Chen Meiyu, and suddenly thought of something, she smiled happily at him and said, "Little husband, you don't like these meals, I'll cut the rice for the neighbor's uncle, and ask him to give me a big watermelon for you to eat, okay? "
"Xixi, what did you say? You said you cut the rice for that old man?" Chen Meiyu said with a serious expression.
Seeing that Chen Meiyu's expression was very bad, Shui Xi couldn't help but feel scared, and shook his head: "No, no, I'm just talking."
Not wanting Shui Xi and not wanting to owe her favors because of the cuts on his hands, he put a few green vegetables into the bowl, stuffed the rice into his mouth, and forced himself to eat it.
Seeing that he was willing to eat, Shui Xi looked at him happily: "Little man, eat more!"
After eating, he threw the bowls and chopsticks on the table.
"Wash the dishes!" Chen Meiyu dropped these two words.
"No, I've been working all morning. I'm so tired and my back hurts. Even a cow has time to rest. You have to wash it yourself. If I don't wash it, I want to sleep!"
"You don't want to wash it, right? It looks like I have to keep you locked up in a small dark room to rub your spirits." Chen Meiyu threatened.
He clenched his hands into fists: "I'll wash it, I'll just wash it."
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