Apocalypse God

Chapter 32 [Rare Humor]

Chapter 32

"A woman loves you, you are a husband. A few women love you, you are a man. Ten women love you, you are a lover. A hundred women love you, you are an idol. A thousand women love you, you are a hero." Tens of thousands of women love you, you are the leader. Women all over the world love you, you are the RMB. Women all over the world love you, oh, you are the sanitary napkin.”

Zhou Hao has not caught up with anything. In his previous life he was an angel with broken wings. In this life he has no happiness, but in his next life he can make toilet paper.

Zhou Hao just thought about these messy things, and then fell asleep.

Silent all night.

Zhou Hao heard the sound of the door opening in a daze, and opened his eyes immediately to see that it was Zhuge Hongchen who came out of his room.

Zhou Hao also immediately jumped up from the sofa, and said to Zhuge Hongchen:

"Hi, good morning Brother Zhuge."

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen was indifferent to Zhou Hao's greeting in the morning, but just glanced at Zhou Hao indifferently, and then looked at the place where the TV was originally placed, where the TV and the cabinet were gone.

Zhou Hao didn't know what he was looking at for a moment.

Zhuge Hongchen turned his head and saw the TV and the cabinet behind the door, he frowned immediately, and asked:

"What's the matter with the TV?"

"Ah, oh, this, isn't the lock on this door broken, and it can't be locked, so I blocked the door with these, for fear that other zombies will rush in, after all, they are all sleeping."

Zhou Hao replied.

"..." Zhuge Hongchen heard Zhou Hao's answer, turned his head to look at Zhou Hao indifferently, and said. "Very conscious of self-protection, but this can only block ordinary zombies, can other powerful zombies block it?"

"I can't stop it, isn't it you?"

Zhou Hao replied, these things can only stop ordinary zombies. Zombies who want to have brute force can't stop them, but they can't stop them. Isn't it because there are experts like you, Zhuge Hongchen, here.

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen looked at Zhou Hao, and then went to the bathroom, probably to wash up.

He didn't express anything to Zhou Hao's words.

Zhou Hao was secretly happy when he saw Zhuge Hongchen went to the bathroom.

I finally got bored, haha.

Zhuge Hongchen walked into the bathroom, and Zhou Hao sat back on the sofa, thinking about the ghost sniper rifle, and after a while, the repair progress data of the ghost sniper rifle appeared:

"Repair the damaged ghost sniper rifle, 9502000 has been repaired."

It was midnight last night, and there were 1000 ghost sniper bullets again. Zhou Hao immediately selected the 1000 ghost sniper bullets into the restored ghost sniper rifle.

The repair progress of the ghost sniper rifle immediately became 19502000, which means that 50 ghost sniper bullets are needed to summon the ghost sniper rifle again.

Looking at the data, Zhou Hao still needed 50 ghost sniper bullets to completely repair the ghost sniper rifle, and he felt a little crazy in his heart. It was only 50 rounds away, but there were no such 50 rounds.

Damn, only 1000 phantom sniper bullets can be owned in one day, which is really too little, and the system is too stingy.

When I don't need it, I feel that 1000 rounds is very much, but when I need it, it is very shabby.

At this time, Zhou Hao suddenly thought that his ghost sniper rifle would be damaged, so if he used so many ghost sniper bullets, his other ghost equipment would also be damaged. Yes, so what if you were injured?

Do you want people to live?

Now it suddenly occurred to me that I needed phantom sniper bullets even when I was injured, and an urge to hit the wall immediately rose in my heart.

Later, I will go out with Zhuge Hongchen to wander outside, and there will definitely be a fight with those zombies. What if I am injured this time, without the treatment of ghost sniper bullets, then I will change if I am infected. Are you a zombie?

I'm an idiot in Nima Gobi, and I used up all the ghost sniper bullets on the spur of the moment, your sister.

Zhou Hao's complacent expression just now immediately became extremely depressed, as if he had been tortured a hundred times by a moron.

Now I can only hope that Zhuge Hongchen can give him absolute safety guarantee, don't let himself get hurt.

Of course, Zhuge Hongchen can't be injured, if he is injured, he will be finished, his lips will be cold and his teeth will die.

At this time, Zhuge Hongchen also finished washing and walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as Zhou Hao saw Zhuge Hongchen coming out, he immediately rushed to Zhuge Hongchen, and said to Zhuge Hongchen with a mournful face:

"Brother Zhuge, you must protect me when you get outside. Don't let me get hurt. I can't afford to get hurt."

Zhuge Hongchen glanced at Zhou Hao, turned around and walked into the kitchen, turning a blind eye to Zhou Hao's mournful face, and not listening to Zhou Hao's words.

"Brother Zhuge, if you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence. You must protect me well."

Zhou Hao shouted cheekily behind Zhuge Hongchen.

It's just that Zhuge Hongchen didn't stop at Zhou Hao's words, and still walked into the kitchen.

Zhou Hao didn't chase after Zhuge Hongchen in frustration, but walked into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth and wash his face.

But when he saw that those toothbrushes were all used, his brows immediately frowned, how can we young people brush our teeth with toothbrushes that others have already used.

So Zhou Hao started looking for a toothbrush, but there wasn't a single new toothbrush in the bathroom.

Zhou Hao walked out of the bathroom and shouted to Zhuge Hongchen in the kitchen:

"Brother Zhuge, do you have a new toothbrush here? The ones inside are all used."

"It's sold in supermarkets."

Zhuge Hongchen was boiling water in the kitchen, and when he heard Zhou Hao asking for a new toothbrush, he replied with a rare humor.

As soon as Zhou Hao heard Zhuge Hongchen say that there was a sale in the supermarket, he was about to go crazy again. Who didn't know that the supermarket would sell it, but now there were zombies all over the place, and he didn't have a ghost sniper rifle, so how could he dare to go down there.

"Oh, then do you have any money? I'll go and buy one."

Zhou Hao also replied humorously, even if you have money, I won't go down, I'm an idiot.

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen ignored Zhou Hao and continued to do his work.

Zhou Hao searched the hall by himself, but he still didn't find a new toothbrush.So Zhou Hao planned to look for other residents, and brush his teeth and wash his face there by the way.

Perimeter moved the TV and cabinet back to the original place, then opened the door and went out.

The passageway was still quiet, and no zombies or people were seen. Zhou Hao guessed that these zombies must have been cleaned up by Zhuge Hongchen, so he didn't see any zombies.

It is safe to follow the master.

Zhou Hao came to the resident who took the quilt last night, and went to the bathroom, where there were two unused toothbrushes, Zhou Hao immediately took one apart and used it.

Zhou Hao came back after washing up, and at this time Zhuge Hongchen was soaking a bowl of noodles and putting them on the table, and he was sitting beside him watching.

"There are instant noodles in it."

Zhuge Hongchen said lightly, there are instant noodles in the kitchen, but Zhou Hao had to make them himself.

The so-called do-it-yourself well-fed.

"Oh."

Zhou Hao responded, thinking about Zhuge Hongchen's stinginess in his heart. He didn't even make a bowl for himself. Although he said he wouldn't be hungry and didn't need to eat, it didn't mean he didn't want to.

Zhou Hao could only walk into the kitchen by himself, he also wanted to make a bowl to eat.

Zhou Hao, who was used to eating, hadn't eaten for so many days, felt a little uncomfortable, so he tried to make a bowl of noodles to eat.

Zhou Hao came to the kitchen. There was a kettle on the stove, and hot air was coming out of the vent.

And there were several boxes of instant noodles in buckets on the kitchen closet, so Zhou Hao took a box down and looked at the brand. It was not the Uni-President or Master Kong that he was familiar with, but "Dragon Brand Instant Noodles", the company that produced the instant noodles. It is Longshen Company.

It's Longshen Company again. The car I drove before was also produced by Longshen Company, and now there are even instant noodles. Zhou Hao couldn't figure out which company it was. Could it be a new company established after 2012?

It seems that this company was built by Hua Guo, and it really brings honor to the Hua Guo people.

I don't know if this Dragon brand instant noodles are good or not.

Zhuge Hongchen is the same person, just soak the noodles in the original barrel, but he likes to soak the noodles in ceramic bowls.

Zhou Hao soaked a box and walked out with it.

Put the instant noodles on the table, then sat down, and asked Zhuge Hongchen:

"Brother Zhuge, what kind of company is this Longshen Company?"

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