The melee master of the ninja world

() "Hmph, I'll just strangle you to death like this. No matter how much you recover during the battle, if your neck is entangled, you will still suffocate to death, Tsunade!"

Orochimaru stretched out the snake letter and tied Tsunade tightly, and was still gradually shrinking the space.

"Chakra...you can last for a few more minutes... one last fight!"

Tsunade raised Chakra in one breath, grabbed Orochimaru's tongue and roared: "It's time for us to settle the score."

The Queen of Violence, Tsunade Hime, picked up Uncle Snake and began to play Thomas and maneuver, saying vigorously.

"...Then what, is the way I opened it wrong? Is this what happened?"

Ryosuke rubbed his eyes in shock, and when he opened his eyes, the scene and characters remained the same.

"Yo, lore."

Tsunade's Gravity Bending Fist hit Uncle Snake's pale cheek, it should have hurt quite a bit, I was twitching =.=!

"It's not over yet."

Finally, there is an opportunity to abuse Orochimaru, can Tsunade miss it?

Obviously not!

Therefore, all kinds of skills are skimmed up, and there are all kinds of them.What kind of heart-warming punches, slapping the legs, breaking the back and knees, cutting off the feet of the sons and grandchildren... as long as it can cause harm, it doesn't matter whether it is elegant or not.

"The problem is that you haven't done any effective damage after tossing for a long time."

Ryosuke stared at the two dog eyes, the eyeballs were popping out, but he still didn't see Uncle Snake's "explosive clothes".Instead, I saw something more interesting: "It seems that you made a ○ first!"

The long-standing chakra restriction was suddenly lifted, and the body did not explode immediately, which is enough face.After so long, the side effects should have appeared.

Sure enough, a must-hit straight punch missed.

"Well... it's almost reached the limit, continuing will only increase the burden, and it's my turn to finish it!"

Ryosuke patted the non-existent dust on his clothes, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"By the way, Uncle Jiraiya, you seem to be seriously injured. Let's go and treat it. It will be bad if there are sequelae."

Appearing quietly behind Jiraiya, who has always called himself a wild ghost, is a little nervous.

"Hey, hey, let me ask you, Ryosuke, can you stop being haunted? I'm a middle-aged uncle in my fifties, and my body is no longer what it used to be. My little heart is still beating!"

Playing tricks and being cute is also one of Jiraiya's strengths!

"Go, go, don't do this with me, it's a big deal if your heart stops beating. If you have that leisure time, it's better to care about your old friend—— Tsunade!"

"Uh...hahaha...you can see..."

Ji Lai also scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

This guy is not Zilaiye, he is definitely not a mad ghost Zilaiye.There's no way the Jirai I know is like a shy sao who just fell in love.Well, it's an illusion!

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the other side,

"Well...it's so ugly to become like this, I really want to eat you, but it's not easy to swallow you with a knife in your mouth, next time we meet, prepare for me!"

Wan Snake was pinned to the ground and couldn't do anything, but turned into a puff of smoke and left without forgetting to intimidate Toad Wentai before leaving.

"Haha...my snakeskin wallet is just around the corner."

Wen Tai excitedly pulled out his dagger and waved it back and forth in the air, making the sound of breaking wind.

Its mortal enemy, Wan Snake, was finally beaten away. Although it didn't let it fight directly, it also contributed to it, didn't it.

"Well... it's almost enough, Uncle Snake, you also saw that Wan Snake chose to leave wisely, there are still two psychic creatures here, and you are completely defeated in terms of strategic weapons. And let Princess Tsunade heal you It is basically impossible for you to do so. Robbing... The current situation is quite unfavorable to you, and generally speaking, you can only retreat. I think with your IQ, you should not make a hot-headed choice."

Ryosuke walked up to Uncle Snake, and said with a smile enough to make people run away.

"Little ghost, how can you let the tiger go back to the mountain?"

The tigress that had just calmed down started roaring again...

"Calm down, calm down, Tsunade-sama! The situation here is not too good, you should know better than me about Uncle Jiraiya's situation, and you are now in the side effects of the surgery. I can only add a hand , Solve Orochimaru? You think highly of me too, he is known as 'the existence that you can defeat but can never be killed', the ultimate sealing technique of the Fourth Hokage failed to kill him, you expect the current me to be able to kill him Beyond four generations. Since you can't kill, why waste Chakra doing useless work?"

To put it bluntly, Ryosuke is too lazy to do it, and whoever loves to do thankless things will do it, anyway, I will not do it.

"Hmph... I didn't expect that I would be reduced to the situation where I asked you, a junior, to release the water. Forget it, Tsunade, if you refuse to treat me, you have your own way. I will definitely visit Konoha when the time comes."

Orochimaru sneered at Tsunade's ignorance in a low voice, and his body sank into the soil bit by bit until he finally disappeared.

"There will be a period later!"

After completing the ninja seal of the instant body technique, Kabu also disappeared in front of everyone.

———————————————————————————————————————————————————— It's finally over. I'm personally too bad at writing combat parts, and my ability to control language is really hard.I originally wanted to write that kind of cynicism with a little bit of passion, but it made me feel a lot of pressure when I wrote it. —————————————————————————————————

Bamboo Street Belle Izakaya

"Fifth Hokage?"

Naruto, who slept until dark, was completely shocked when he heard the news.

"uh-huh!"

Tsunade hesitated, and it was an answer.

"Old woman Tsunade is going to become the Fifth Hokage..."

"What, you seem dissatisfied, Naruto?"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto suspiciously.

"Of course, compared to the three generations of grandpas... How can I say that he is grumpy and self-willed, spends money lavishly, is insidious and foolish, it really makes me worry about whether I can do it! A 50-year-old old woman pretends to be young, and is Hokage Are people supposed to lie to everyone?"

"Oh hehe..." A string of wells appeared on Tsunade's forehead.

"Get out with me, brat!"

Tongyan Wuji is true, but some words are forbidden, such as the age of a woman, the age of a woman, the age of a woman!

Naruto unknowingly touched the restricted area of ​​a certain menopausal woman, wishing for luck!

"My friend, I will prepare for your funeral when I return to the village, Amen."

After Ryosuke's silence, he continued his great work - digesting organic organisms.

"Hey, isn't this the same as the development not long ago?"

Jiraiya also sighed, expressing his strong speechlessness.

As for Naruto, at most he was "forced to love him" a few times, and he couldn't die.