Official memorabilia

opening nonsense

Memorabilia, in fact, can be regarded as a kind of official document, which is used to record the major events that occur in public agencies every year, every month, or even every hour.

The people and things in the world are complicated, and it is impossible to remember its outline without such a large-scale handwriting.

All in all, let us start with a lucky exam.

Lucky Candidates <.The 2005 civil servant recruitment interview for the State Taxation Bureau of Kangnan Province was scheduled to be held in Taiming Metallurgical College, the capital city of the province. <, slowly stood up and greeted you: "Group 3, group 3, come with me to the examination room No. 3."

The other examiners who had just drawn lots and were determined to be in the third examination room stood up talking and laughing, and followed Lao Xing to the examiner's lounge.

As soon as Lao Xing came out of the lounge, he stood at the door and began counting the number of people: "1, 2, 3..."

Finally, Lao Xing said: "Well, there are seven people including me, working together."

At this time, someone gently tugged at the corner of Lao Xing's clothes.When Lao Xing turned around, he saw Xiao Zhang from the Personnel Department of the Provincial Bureau.

Xiao Zhang said in a low voice, "Mr. Xing, Deputy Director Du is looking for you." He pointed to the other end of the corridor with his hand slightly.

Lao Xing nodded knowingly, and said to the other examiners, "You guys go up first, and I'll go get some water."

In the depths of the corridor, Deputy Director Du handed Lao Xing a cigarette. Lao Xing held the water glass with his arm and lit the cigarettes for Deputy Director Du and himself with the lighter in his hand, but he didn't mean to speak in a hurry. Waiting for Deputy Director Du to speak first.

"Old Xing, you are an old examiner now."

"That's right, basically I've been an examiner since I started recruiting civil servants."

"Veteran examiner..." Deputy Director Du deliberately wanted to lighten up the atmosphere.

Lao Xing didn't speak, just smiled and quietly smoked the cigarette in his hand.

"Well, the exam is about to start, there is something you need to pay attention to."

"Oh."

"Judging from the situation reported to me by comrades from the personnel department just now, your group is in charge of 3 positions this morning, isn't it?"

"Yes, there are two grassroots positions and one provincial bureau office position. There are a total of 9 candidates."

"Judging from the current situation, there should be no problems with those two grassroots posts. The problem may lie in the post of the Provincial Bureau Office." Deputy Director Du took a puff of cigarette and looked at Lao Xing. hesitated.

Lao Xing didn't speak again, he knew that the time to reveal the answer was coming.

Deputy Director Du put the cigarette he had just taken a few puffs on the ground lightly, and crushed it hard with his feet.

"Old Xing, this position is very important. Director Fan personally greeted you. You must choose a good person, understand?"

Lao Xing nodded.

Deputy Director Du further explained: "The results of the lottery just came out. Candidate No. 1 is the one you should pay attention to this morning. She ranked second in the written test. In today's interview, no matter what, I will push her up. No. 2 and No. 3 Candidate No. [-] must find a way to suppress the score." Speaking of the next few words, it was almost in a commanding tone.

Lao Xing nodded again.

"Hey hey, I said you're fine. But the problem that we can't do much now is that candidate No. 1 hasn't arrived yet, and the lottery was drawn for him by someone else. You say you're not in a hurry! So, You have to grasp the time when the exam starts in your exam room, and try to push it back as much as possible."

"Oh? Then... when will she arrive? I can't..."

"I have reported to Director Fan just now, and Director Fan is in contact."

"Understood, then the other examiners will also say hello to them if they want me to."

"You don't need to worry about it, the comrades in the personnel department will arrange it."

In the examination room, Lao Xing and several examiners sat silently with their own concerns.The time to start the exam at nine o'clock has long passed, and the exam rooms next door are already busy, but none of the examiners here seem to be in a hurry to start the exam, but the scorekeeper is restless. Twisting his body, looking at the examiner for a while, and looking outside the door for a while, this is quite understandable, because he is the only outsider in the entire examination room.

A few minutes later, the door was gently pushed open from the outside, and it was Xiao Cao, the liaison officer, who came in.In a hurry, Xiao Cao almost trotted all the way to Lao Xing's side, bent down and almost whispered in Lao Xing's ear, "I just got the news that candidate No. 1 has given up the exam."

"you sure?"

"Yes, Candidate No. 1 gave up on the interview." Xiao Cao raised his voice anxiously.

Strangely, there was a sense of relaxation in the examination room, and all kinds of deep smiles quietly climbed up the cheeks of the examiners.

Lao Xing looked up at the examiners, and calmly announced: "Candidate No. 1 gave up on his own initiative, so we will start with candidate No. 2."

Candidate No. 2 is a very tall boy, dressed in a black suit, raising his hands and throwing his feet. It looks like he has received special training from a pre-examination counseling institution.

"Good morning, examiners." He greeted loudly, looking very confident.

"Please sit down. I am the chief examiner of this examination room. First of all, congratulations on your entry into the interview..." Lao Xing proceeded leisurely according to the procedure.

Candidate No. 2 nodded politely, opened the chair and sat down.

"...you have 25 minutes to answer questions. Are you ready?"

"Ready."

The first question is a question to evaluate the comprehensive analysis ability of candidates. Candidate No. 2 thought for a while and said: "The candidates have finished thinking and started to answer the questions."

While speaking, the examinee's voice began to tremble, his voice was a little rough, and he became obviously nervous.

Lao Xing looked at him sympathetically and secretly cheered for him.

"... Passed." Candidate No. 2 suddenly said.

"Huh?" Lao Xing obviously didn't hear clearly.

"Oh, next question." Candidate No. 2 explained.

Lao Xing looked at Candidate No. 2 discouragedly, and said, "The second question..."

Candidate No. 2 sat across from each other silently thinking, holding tightly in his hand a pencil specially provided for candidates in the examination room.

After about two or three minutes, candidate No. 3 raised his head, smiled relaxedly and apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, I give up."

All the examiners looked at each other, with various feelings rippling in their hearts.

"Are you sure to give up this interview?" Lao Xing asked almost word for word.

"Yes, I'm sure, I give up. Examiner, can I go?" After speaking, candidate No. 2 stood up, and now he seemed much more relaxed.

"Yes." This was Lao Xing's answer.

The door was pushed open again, and it was candidate No. 3 who walked in with a smile on her face.This is a boy of medium to taller height, also wearing a suit, but it looks particularly eye-catching on this occasion, because he is the only one in silver-gray among almost all the candidates.

After entering the door, candidate No. 3 didn't know that he should close the door casually, but just smiled and nodded to everyone as a greeting.He quickly scanned the audience, and then went to the exam table and pulled the chair. Just about to sit down, he finally remembered and asked, "Excuse me, can I sit down?"

"Are you candidate No. 3?" Lao Xing asked solemnly.

"Yes, I am candidate No. 3."

"Please sit down."

"Ok."

As Deputy Director Du said, Lao Xing is an old examiner. Based on the slight movements and clothing of candidate No. 3, he has already judged that candidate No. 3 is a typical raw egg, at least he has never participated in any civil service. Exam training.

Indeed, Candidate No. 3 had been preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination throughout his senior year, and it was only at the last moment that he decided to apply for the civil service examination at the same time. Moreover, his goal was for the Kangnan Provincial State Taxation Bureau.Since he had to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination and the bowl examination at the same time, the time seemed very short for him. He had always had good academic performance in school, but he only came third in the written examination, which was barely a finalist.Not to mention that there is no time to patronize those training institutions that cater to candidates.

Sure enough, starting from the answer to the first question, candidate No. 3 once again confirmed Lao Xing's judgment with his alternative answer.There are as many as six points in the reference answer, but candidate No. 3 simply pointed two or three points, and with a kind of ruthlessness that hurting his ten fingers is worse than breaking one, he grabbed one of them and started to play to his heart's content.Although it was reasonable, structured interviews were not the way to do it. Lao Xing secretly complained for him in his heart. The interview was too narrow, so he couldn't get a high score.

It is undoubtedly the last question of the interview that hits the confidence of candidate No. 3 the most. It evaluates the candidate's comprehensive coordination ability.Before the exam started, according to the regulations, Lao Xing went through the exam questions with all the examiners.When he saw this question, Lao Xing cursed inwardly: "Which brain-dead child thought up this question? How could this be a test for new civil servants? This is purely something that should be available when leading cadres in the system compete for posts. Well! Abnormal!"

The topic is indeed more in line with the reality of the tax bureau. The topic involves the director of the county tax bureau, the director in charge, the sub-bureau chief, the director of the city bureau office, and the director of the county bureau office. The assumed simulation environment is: the candidate is a member of the county bureau office The secretary received different orders or requests from the above-mentioned leaders almost at the same time. The test point is how candidates should prioritize and even consider how to choose.But what the question maker overlooked is precisely that not all candidates can understand the practical significance of the above-mentioned series of official positions in real work. question.

"Excuse me, examiner, can you tell me about the affiliation among the leaders involved in the question?" Candidate No. 3 asked unexpectedly after reading the test questions twice.

This question made Lao Xing, the chief examiner, feel a little embarrassed. No matter what the reason was, the previous two candidates had never asked this question, and of course he didn't give any explanation.According to regulations, the examiner cannot give any hints for some questions that are directly related to the examination questions.Moreover, as far as the question itself is concerned, if these relationships are really explained clearly, the answer itself will probably be revealed by itself.What's more, in case there are individual candidates who have done their homework very well and prepared very well, they have really sorted out the relationship between these ins and outs before. A great opportunity for ?If the instructor explained it, wouldn't it be a waste of other people's extracurricular efforts?After thinking about it, Lao Xing hesitated for a moment, and replied: "Candidate No. 3, I want to remind you not to ask any questions directly related to the exam questions during the interview. Are you clear?"

Candidate No. 3 smiled apologetically, bowed his head and began to write and draw on the draft paper, preparing to answer the questions.

The inevitable situation happened. After a long test, Candidate No. 3 had to make a sort according to his own understanding and answer based on this. Of course, the result can be imagined, almost tragic.

Finally, Lao Xing said to candidate No. 3 sympathetically, "You can leave now."

The young man stood up feeling lost, and began to tidy up the pens and papers on the table.

"You don't need to clean up, the staff will do it. By the way, you can go to the bulletin board to see your results in the afternoon." Lao Xing reminded him kindly.

After dinner, Taiming City Metallurgy College came back to life.Today is Saturday, and because the State Taxation Bureau of Kangnan Province rents a teaching building of the school for civil servant interviews today and tomorrow, the school maintains a deliberate silence throughout the day.It is different now. Students pour out from all corners and freely carry out various activities that they are familiar with or love.

In front of the announcement board of civil servant interview results, many candidates and students watching the results gathered around.

Fan Yi has been standing in the distance by himself, staring at the bulletin board for a while.He walked over again and again, and retreated again and again, feeling only apprehensive.

In front of the bulletin board, there would occasionally be a "wow" sound, and some candidates excitedly rushed out of the crowd to call the unknown person on the other end of the phone with a happy face.And more, it is the back of silently leaving.Some little girls even cried bitterly.

"I'm afraid of a bird! Stretching out the head and retracting the head is also a stab. It doesn't matter." Fan Yi finally made up his mind.

The sky was getting dark, and Fan Yi struggled to find his name.

I found it, and looked at the score first, it was really not ideal, and my heart skipped a beat.Don't give up, and look at the scores of the other two candidates who competed for the same position with him.Um?To his surprise, one scored 0 points, and the other only scored a few points symbolically.

An indescribable feeling rose from Fan Yi's heart.Did you pass the exam?It should be, so inexplicably passed the exam.A smile still gradually surged from the bottom of my heart.He performed so poorly in the morning, unexpectedly, these two buddies, no, it should be a buddy and a sister, unexpectedly they are better than me!Concession, concession, Fan Yi was polite in his heart.

When he was free, Fan Yi had the urge to take a look at the scores of candidates for other positions, to see if they were all the same as himself, and it would be okay to take the last question!Because, throughout the morning, all the examination rooms used the same set of questions.

After walking out of the examination room in the morning, he immediately called his college classmate Sun Tao. After Sun Tao helped him with the questioning, he called back and told him about his annoying affiliation. Fan Yi knew at that time that he had missed many questions. In terms of ideas, he even got the answer wrong at all. At one point, he didn't even want to read the results. In the end, he didn't expect that if he didn't do well in the exam, others would do worse.

Fan Yi glanced at the scores of the other candidates in the morning, and calculated that he could only be ranked in the upper middle level.For the same set of questions, there are still many people who have higher scores than me. Unfortunately, they are applying for other positions in the provincial and national tax system, and they are not in competition with me.

Fan Yi had no choice but to say that he was lucky again, and slightly clasped his fists at the text of the list, making a little girl next to him who was also reading the list giggle secretly.

However, Fan Yi comforted himself and said that during the cruel written examination stage, he had killed hundreds of people with real knives and guns before finally entering the interview. In the same position, maybe they still have the opportunity to stand with me and teach each other?This is the magic of choice, there is no way, your interview score is good, but you can't hold back my written test score is not low!

Thinking of this, Fan Yi smiled wryly, and his restless mood finally calmed down.

He struggled to squeeze out of the crowd, not knowing what to do next. ;