The perfect life of rebirth

"Ah, damn potatoes." Mrs. Li yelled and jumped up from the bed.

"Where am I? Didn't I just get knocked out by a giant potato? Aren't I in the vegetable market? Where is this?" Mrs. Li looked around. It was a large room the size of two houses. There is a big double bed in the northwest corner. I am lying on the double bed. To the east of the bed is a writing desk. A lamp is on on the writing desk. Under the light, a boy with short hair and yellow autumn clothes is sitting In front of a desk, he turned his head and looked at himself in astonishment.

"Little husband, what's the matter with you, did you have a nightmare?" the boy asked.

Li Kang shook his drowsy head, and found that the environment was a little familiar, it seemed to be the room he lived in when he was in junior high school, and the boy looked a little familiar.

"Are you a soldier?" Li Kang asked tentatively.

"Haha, have you been scared stupid by the nightmare, and you are talking nonsense, I am not a soldier, who can I be?" The boy stood up, walked to the bed, patted Mrs. Li on the shoulder and laughed.

"Hehe, it's a bit confusing. It's okay. You can study. What time is it?" Li said.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, and there are still two or three questions that have not been solved, so I will go to bed after finishing." The boy sat back at the writing desk and said.

"Oh." Mrs. Li didn't speak, but fell on the bed, but his heart was like a turbulent wave, and he was reborn. This is the room where he lived in junior high school. The boy is Ma Jun, his classmate in junior high school, and himself. They didn't live in school, and they boarded together at their aunt's house.

"Is this true? Isn't it because I read too many books about rebirth, and I'm hallucinating." Mrs. Li thought.

"Junzi, what grade are we in?"

"You are so frightened and confused. In the second grade of junior high school, the two of us just failed the grade this afternoon. We arrived in Tian Feng's class and were placed in the last corner of the class. You said you were in a bad mood and didn't want to read anymore. You should go to bed early. Dreaming won't hurt you." Scared into this, little husband." Ma Jun replied.

"What year is this year?" Mrs. Li asked unwillingly.

"In 1991, it seems that you were really scared and stupid, and you forgot even the year." Ma Jun said, "Pinch me, Junzi, I feel like I am dreaming, not real."

"What's not real, go to sleep, you'll be fine when you wake up tomorrow."

"No, you really have to pinch me." Mrs. Li replied stubbornly.

"Really, a nightmare can scare you like this." Junzi had no choice but to come to the bed again, stretched out his hand and pinched Mrs. Li's arm hard.

"Hiss!" Li Kang shivered in pain.

"It hurts, you're pinching."

"You let me pinch you, and you blame me?" Ma Jun went back to the desk, bowed his head to do his homework, and ignored Mrs. Li.

Li Kang lay back on the bed heavily, unable to calm down for a long time.

"I'm not dreaming, I'm really reborn, I'm f*cking really reborn." Mrs. Li yelled in his heart as he lay on the bed.

"Heaven, earth, oh my god, you really opened your eyes and gave me a chance to start over again, wow ha ha!!!" Mrs. Li was trembling with excitement.

"Little husband, do you want me to call a doctor for you? It looks like you are sick, why are you shaking?" Ma Jun turned his head, looked at Li's husband worriedly and said.

"Uh, it's okay, you can do your homework, I'm going to sleep." Mrs. Li woke up from the infinite yy, and smiled awkwardly.

"It's fine. If you feel uncomfortable, call a doctor. Don't hold on." Ma Jun said, turning his head and going to do his homework.

Mrs. Li's sexual intercourse was interrupted, and she couldn't lie down on the bed, so she got up from the bed, came to the courtyard, looked up at the sky, there were no clouds in the sky, and a bright moon hung in the sky. An urge to cry.

Clenching his fists, Mrs. Li walked quickly to the toilet, md, I can't hold it anymore, I'm anxious.

After coming out of the toilet, Mrs. Li touched his handsome face and looked at his tiny arms and legs. At this time, he was about 1.6 meters tall, and his body was still very immature. Even the hair there was not fully grown. , which made Mrs. Li a little depressed.Standing in the yard, Mrs. Li easily moved his feet to the top of his head, kicked upwards, and stood there firmly.Mrs. Li's body has been flexible since she was a child, but after she grew up, she lacked exercise and gradually became useless. Before she was reborn, her arms and legs were completely rusted off, not to mention kicking up to the sky, even if she bent down, her hands could be reached The feet are already very difficult. More than once, Mr. Li vowed that if he could be reborn, he would strengthen his exercise so that his body would not rust. This time, he finally had the opportunity to fulfill his vow.

Thinking about the scene in the toilet just now, Mrs. Li couldn't help thinking of a sentence: "I think back then, I pissed against the wind, but now, I urinate against the wind."

"Finally, I don't have to urinate my shoes. I can urinate against the wind." Mrs. Li triumphantly whistled and entered the room, climbed onto the bed and lay down again.

"When did you learn to whistle? I remember you didn't know how to whistle this afternoon." Ma Jun looked at Mrs. Li who was lying down and said in surprise.

"I was frightened by the dream just now, and it will happen out of nowhere." Mrs. Li's face turned red immediately. Fortunately, the lights in the room were dim, otherwise Ma Jun would have seen it all.It's embarrassing to say that since I was a child, Mrs. Li thought that she was very smart, and she knew everything she could learn. She didn't learn to whistle from elementary school to the second year of junior high school. I finally learned this great skill after swearing that I would not learn to swear that I would never give up, and my cheeks were swollen.

"Oh, you behaved very strangely today. I was so scared in a dream." Ma Jun shook his head, and went to do his homework again.

Lying down on the bed again, Mrs. Li has gradually calmed down from the emotional agitation caused by the rebirth just now, and began to think rationally about the issue of her own rebirth. Although she used to read novels countless times, she fantasized about what would happen after her rebirth, but that After all, it is yy, and thinking about this issue now, it is not yy, but a real and realistic problem.

Mrs. Li went through the 30 years of his life before his rebirth like a movie in his mind. Although he knew the general experience of future social development, he did not care about politics or the economy before his rebirth. Think about it in the novel Once the main character is reborn, he is immediately endowed with the halo of the main character, killing all directions, and he is invincible in shopping malls and love scenes.What can I do, can I also create a brilliant life like the protagonist in the novel? Where is my halo, where is the beauty? so what?After thinking about it, there was no result in the end.

Regardless, at least I can be sure that I still have an advantage, at least I don't have to study day and night to catch up with my grades. In the end, my grades improved, but my eyesight deteriorated, and I almost suffered from a cerebral neurasthenia.In this life, I can try to make up for all the regrets in my life in the previous life, instead of "thinking about the past" has become my mantra like before rebirth.

It was dark before his eyes, and there was a rustling sound, but it turned out that Ma Jun had finished his homework and went to bed.

"You are a bit strange today. I always feel that I was not completely frightened by the dream. What's the matter?" Junzi said.

"Nothing." Mrs. Li said.

"Well, as long as you're fine, go to sleep. I have to get up early for a morning run tomorrow. It's not good to be late. I heard that the new head teacher is very good. If you are late, you will be punished severely."

"I know that," Li said.

Mrs. Li thought to herself, not only did she know it, but it was unforgettable. In her last life, she had just repeated a grade. Once she was snoozing and didn’t go for a morning jog and morning reading. This homeroom teacher named Tian Feng caught her running on the school track for an hour. So much so that Mrs. Li never dared not to run in the morning or go to self-study in the morning for no reason until graduation.There were several other students who were punished together that time.Junzi is honest, seeing Mrs. Li sleepy and unable to wake up, he went to school by himself and was not punished.

In the darkness, there was a silence, only the slender breathing of the two teenagers could be heard.

"Junzi, do you believe that people have an afterlife?" Mrs. Li asked softly.

Ma Jun turned over, but it turned out that he had already fallen asleep.

"Alas..." Mrs. Li sighed and fell into a deep sleep.