The perfect life of rebirth

Leaving aside Mr. Li's return to the classroom for class, let's just talk about Yang Tao.Yang Tao is currently in charge of the mathematics class of two classes in the first grade of junior high school.In the third class this afternoon, Yang Tao had a self-study tutorial, so after drinking the tea Mrs. Li made for him, he picked up his textbooks and went to class 23.

Yang Tao is a person who likes to show off, and he especially likes to talk about some glorious deeds in his student days to his students. Mrs. Li went to the office this afternoon to apologize to him. He felt that he was embarrassed in front of several female teachers. Face, so the mood naturally improved, so I couldn't help but started to tell the students of class 23 about his glorious deeds. Although he had already said most of these things in class, it didn't affect him to talk about it again. again.

"I think when your teacher and I were in school, as long as there were exams I took, others could only compete for No. 2. Do you know why?" Yang Tao talked endlessly.

The students in class 23 curled their lips together, did not answer, and thought to themselves: "Isn't it just that I have won the No.1 of several schools? If you say it once, you can't say it again."

But these poor students are helpless. If you want to say that this teacher Yang is actually good at teaching mathematics, he just loves to brag about his early years. It is a bit fresh to listen to it for the first time, but who knows that this teacher Yang can repeat it over and over again. He doesn't bother to talk about these old sesame seeds and rotten millet.

Yang Tao was talking about a critical moment when he suddenly heard a gurgling sound and stopped involuntarily.

"Gurrrrrrrrr......" A grunting sound came to mind, he knew what was going on, it turned out to be his stomach growling, so he thought to himself, I ate well at noon, why did my stomach growl at this time? It’s ringing, could it be that my digestion ability has improved? It’s not a good thing to be hungry quickly. If you are hungry quickly and eat a lot, you will get fat easily.

Yang Tao was thinking about the gurgling sound of his stomach, and suddenly he felt a burst of energy rushing along the eight meridians to an organ that could be vented, so his beloved teacher Yang urged him sadly. .

The students in the first row were still laughing secretly when Yang Tao's stomach was rumbling, but they were stunned by Teacher Yang's earth-shattering and long-lasting poisonous gas attack horn sound, and soon they felt Yang Tao Due to the power of the teacher's poisonous gas attack, he couldn't help covering his mouth and nose with his hands, and retreated involuntarily.

At this time, they saw Teacher Yang rushing towards the outside of the classroom like a donkey whose buttocks were set on fire. Before leaving the classroom, he dropped two more loud gas bombs. Attacked, the students in the first three rows of the classroom were all attacked. For a while, the students sitting in the front of the classroom were in a mess, and the students in the back were laughing. In short, the classroom was a mess.

Yang Tao felt ashamed, but he didn't care too much. He just let the gas bombs go all the way and ran to the toilet.When he squatted down, there was another earth-shattering thunder, which shocked a male teacher who was squatting on the side while reading a book and enjoying the pleasure of defecation, so he didn't care about reading and enjoying the pleasure, so he cleaned up, lifted his pants and left. , before leaving, he gave Yang Tao a strange look.

Yang Tao felt aggrieved, tnnd who knows what he had for lunch, and it caused such a scandal, it's too embarrassing.

But Yang Tao soon felt abnormal, because he didn't intend to have a bowel movement, but his stomach was still gurgling, making gas bombs non-stop. Hao lifted his pants, and walked out with the gas bombs all the way.Walking on the road, I happened to meet that *** and Mr. Cui who were chatting with me in the office just now.

From a distance, the two women saw Yang Tao walking forward with legs crossed in a strange posture, and when they got closer, they heard Yang Tao keep making some strange noises, and couldn't help giggling.

Yang Tao's flushed face suddenly turned a liver color.

"Mr. Yang, what's the matter with you? Didn't you really eat too much fried beans at noon?" The female teacher surnamed Cui said to Yang Tao with a smile.

"Yeah, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable right now, I'll go to the hospital to have a look." After Yang Tao finished speaking, he hurried to the hospital outside the school.

"It must be Mrs. Li's fault. I said why he came to apologize to me so kindly. It turned out that he wanted to plot against me, little bastard. I have never finished with you, and Wang Li, a bitch, seemed to have been beaten lightly yesterday. "Yang Tao knew what was going on when Mr. Cui mentioned eating fried beans to him. Mrs. Li must have done it, so he hated him a lot and couldn't help gnashing his teeth.

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After the third class was over, Mrs. Li heard two students from class 23 talking about Yang Tao's embarrassment this afternoon when he was eating dinner. There will be a lot of rumors about this matter.Mrs. Li felt very refreshed and couldn't help but drank an extra bowl of porridge and ate two extra steamed buns.

In the past two days, Mrs. Li has felt that she eats more food than before. Is it possible that she will grow up again?He is now a little dissatisfied with his thin body of only 1.6 meters. You must know that in his previous life, he was less than 1.8 meters tall. He dropped by [-] centimeters. He couldn't accept it psychologically, but there was nothing he could do about it, because Mrs. Li I remember that I only started to grow after I went to a normal school, and there are still at least two years from now.

"Could it be that because of my rebirth, I have to develop earlier?" Mrs. Li thought while rubbing her chin.

"Well, after rebirth, my strength and endurance have greatly increased, and it is not impossible to develop early. It seems that I need to strengthen exercise in the future. Doesn't the book say that strengthening exercise will help physical development? It would be perfect if it can exceed 1.8 meters .”

If Mrs. Li hadn't gone to the township government to find his uncle after dinner, he must have run a few laps on the road to the east of Fenghuang Village.

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After eating, Mrs. Li went directly to the township government, came to the compound of the township government, and greeted old man Sun who was guarding the gate:

"Grandpa Sun, my uncle didn't go out today, right?"

"No, Township Chief Zhang has been here this afternoon. I guess the meeting has just finished. Go to his office and see if you can find him." Old man Sun said enthusiastically to Mrs. Li.

"Thank you grandpa grandpa, I'm going." Mrs. Li said, and walked inside.

"Little husband, has Xiaogang caused trouble at school these days? If he causes trouble, you must come and tell me." Old man Sun obviously wanted to ask about his grandson's situation. It's very worrying to be a fool.

"No, Sun Gang has been very honest these days. If he needs something, I will definitely come and tell you." Mrs. Li replied as they walked.

"That's good. It would be great if Xiaogang could be like Xiaogang." Old man Sun murmured as he looked at Li's back as he went away. Obviously, Li's reputation in the township government compound was better than that of Pan Wei and Sun Gang. much better.

Mrs. Li came to the office of his uncle Zhang Zhenghai, and the door was left open, so Mrs. Li went in directly.

"Uncle." Li Kang called out.

Zhang Zhenghai was looking down at a newspaper in front of his desk, when he heard Mrs. Li calling him, he raised his head, his frown could not help stretching, showing a slight smile:

"Little wife is here. I've been very busy these two days and haven't seen you. How is it that you just failed a grade? Can you keep up with your studies?"

"If I can keep up, I will definitely catch up with my grades in the mid-term exam." Mrs. Li promised, he couldn't remember how many times he made the promise.

"Don't be too anxious, the grades will catch up slowly, as long as you don't delay getting recruited." Zhang Zhenghai said with concern.

"Well, I know uncle." Mrs. Li said emotionally, this uncle of his was really good to him, no matter in the previous life or in this life, he treated him like his own son.

Mrs. Li looked at a report from Shangyang Daily that Zhang Zhenghai was holding in his hand. The big headline read: "On the Left and Right of Reform and Opening Up." The importance of this article.Looking at this report, Mrs. Li couldn't help being moved, thinking of the national discussion on reform and opening up that swept the country from the commentary published by "Huang Puping" in 91 in his previous life. Whether or not opening up and expanding the pace is left-leaning adventurism is still under intense discussion. It was not until the old man in Beijing made his southern tour in early 92 that everything was finally settled.

"Uncle, can I read this newspaper?" Mrs. Li said to Zhang Zhenghai.

Zhang Zhenghai was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Mrs. Li to be interested in the purely political newspaper in his hand, but he didn't say anything, and handed the newspaper to Mrs. Li.

Mrs. Li sat on the sofa in the office, and carefully read the article that Zhang Zhenghai had repeatedly studied. Zhang Zhenghai looked at Mrs. Li's serious look, and felt a little puzzled. Mrs. Li, a child, could really understand this article. .

After 10 minutes, Mrs. Li raised his head and handed the newspaper to Zhang Zhenghai.

"Little husband, tell me what you think after reading it?" Zhang Zhenghai looked at Li's husband, and couldn't help but want to test him.

"Uncle, I don't know what you think about the focus of the current debate." Mrs. Li asked Zhang Zhenghai.

"You child, I'm asking you, but you're going to ask me back, so tell me first." Zhang Zhenghai said with a smile.

"I think that reform and opening up is of course not a rash advance, but the only way for our country to become a strong country. I also think that we should not argue about the social ideology of reform and opening up. The pace of reform and opening up should be bigger now, and the gains and losses of reform and opening up should be measured. The standards should also be changed..." Of course Mrs. Li knew what the future political policy of the country he was in was, so he said it out of nowhere.

"Small husband, shut up." Zhang Zhenghai couldn't help yelling at Mrs. Li when he heard Mrs. Li's non-surprising remarks, then stood up, walked to the door and looked outside, closed the door and looked at Mrs. Li's serious expression. Said: "Little wife, do you know what you are talking about?"

Zhang Zhenghai didn't expect Li Kang to say such a shocking statement at all. Today, when the township held a meeting to study this report, the leadership team was divided into two factions. The conservative faction headed by them gained the upper hand, making the members of Zhang Zhenghai's department feel very passive. At this time, Mrs. Li said such a thing. If the people in the strict department heard it, I don't know what would happen. Come.

"Uncle, Yan Shoushun's people should have a conflict with your point of view." Of course Mrs. Li knew what his uncle was nervous about, so he asked with a smile.

"Xiao Huan, you have heard what people said, who told you what you said just now." Zhang Zhenghai obviously didn't believe that Li Huan could have such insight.

"Uncle, I usually read newspapers and TV news, and I know some things." Mrs. Li said.

"Uncle, I don't know if you have noticed, but there has been no discussion on ideology in the Central Daily in the past two days." Mrs. Li said again.

"Hurry up, Uncle, if you persist for half a year, Yan Shoushun's faction won't be able to raise any big bangs." Mrs. Li remembered that Yan Shoushun left shortly after [-] in her previous life, and it was herself who took over the post of party secretary of Fenghuang Township. uncle.

"Uncle, if you think it's inconvenient to say it here, I'll write down my thoughts later, what do you think?" Mrs. Li doesn't mind pushing her uncle on this matter, maybe it will help him in his official career. Maybe go further.

"Okay, little husband, remember what you said just now and don't talk nonsense." Zhang Zhenghai looked at Li's eloquent talker, and felt that Li's life had changed too much this time, at least he never talked about it with him before being repeated. I haven't talked about any topic related to politics, but I'm still worried.

"I know what to say and what not to say, so don't worry." Mrs. Li promised.

"By the way, why did you come to see me this time? You didn't come here specifically to talk to me about these things." Zhang Zhenghai asked.

"Hehe, I almost forgot, I want to use the computer from the township government." Mrs. Li said.

"What do you use a computer for? Do you know how to use it? Don't break it. It cost more than 1 yuan to buy." Zhang Zhenghai asked suspiciously.

"I read in a book that people who don't understand computers will be illiterate in the future, and I want to learn." Li said, "I don't know when the phrase "you don't know computers means you're illiterate" came out, but It certainly didn't appear in 91.

"Is there such a sentence, it's in that book, why don't I know about it?" Zhang Zhenghai couldn't be fooled.

"It's a foreign book, and the original sentence is: whoth..." Mrs. Li had no choice but to take out her trump card and said this sentence in English.

"Okay then, but you have to be careful, don't break it. If it breaks, I won't be able to explain it." Zhang Zhenghai obviously believed at this time, thinking that the computer is idle anyway, so let yourself My nephew can learn to use it, so he agreed.

"Great, then you can talk to Aunt Guan who is in charge of the computer. Next time I come, I will just go there." Mrs. Li recalled that the township government also specially assigned a computer administrator named Guan, who was not very good at it. Middle-aged woman using a computer.

"Okay then, you follow me." Zhang Zhenghai's character is like this, he will solve the problem immediately without procrastinating, which Mr. Li admires very much.

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Mrs. Li came out from the township government with a large roll of newspaper in his arms, whistled, and walked to school. The problem with the computer was solved, and he was very happy.

After entering the school, class was about to start, Mrs. Li walked directly to the classroom, and when he was about to reach the door of the classroom, he suddenly heard Yang Tao roar:

"Li Kang, stop for me."

ps: I hope that the description about Yang Tao in this chapter will not spoil the appetite of book lovers, although the description of green tea has been as cryptic as possible.It is difficult to grasp the scale of the description of politics. I am always afraid that the description will go beyond the bounds. In addition, the green tea major is not this, and the writing is amateurish.