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After Liu Xiu transported the captured sheep back to the police station, he remembered an important question, that is, where should the captured sheep be placed?

The police station must not work, because there is not such a big place, Liu Xiu suddenly thought that the canteen in the village is a separate small courtyard, and the place there is quite spacious.

After thinking of this, Liu Xiu cheekily ran to the cafeteria in the village, and asked the chief secretary if he could store the captured sheep in the cafeteria first?After hearing Liu Xiu's words, the director of the cafeteria was terrified and thought: Those sheep are dirty and smelly. If they are really stored in the cafeteria, the cafeteria will still look like a hut?So I begged my grandpa to tell my grandpa to say good things to Liu Xiu for a long time before dissuading Liu Xiu from this idea.

The police station can't do it, and the canteen in the village can't do it either. Where is the right place to put these sheep?When Liu Xiu was troubled by this problem, he suddenly saw two rows of landscape trees in the township government compound. After seeing these landscape trees, Liu Xiu's eyes lit up immediately.

After Liu Xiu returned to the police station, he asked Li Liang and Ren Dongchen to lift the sheep out of the car one by one, and then Liu Xiu and Liu Dawei were responsible for tying the sheep to the trees with ropes.

When Liu Xiu and the others tied all the captured sheep to trees, they saw that more than 100 sheep were tied to the landscape trees in the township government compound. The smell of mutton on Shang Yang's body immediately stinks the entire township government.

Even with Liu Xiu's thick skin, after seeing this situation, he felt that what he did was a little unethical, and thought: When Secretary Liu knows about this, he will probably jump up and down again.

Liu Xiu really deserves to be called Liu Banxian, and she really has a bit of a knack for predicting things. Secretary Liu was in his office preparing materials for tomorrow's meeting, and suddenly smelled a smell of mutton, but Liu Xiu The secretary didn't take it to heart either, but after a while, he heard calls again. Out of curiosity, Secretary Liu went out to see what was going on.As a result, as soon as Secretary Liu went out, he saw the sheep tied to the trees. After seeing this, Secretary Liu was immediately annoyed that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

Secretary Liu held back his anger, called Director Chu over, and asked him what was going on?After hearing that it was Liu Xiu's moth again, Secretary Liu couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled at Director Chu: "Untie all these sheep, and then rush them all to the police station."

Director Chu had never seen Secretary Liu make such a big fuss. After hearing Secretary Liu's order, Director Chu called out all the staff in the office, and then everyone put the sheep tied to the tree together. They were all untied, but they didn't expect that after the sheep were untied, things would get worse.

After the sheep were untied, they didn't just stand there obediently, but ran around. Some ran into the economic management station, some into the financial office, some into the family planning office, and some ran into the water conservancy station.

When Secretary Liu came out, he forgot to close the door. A few blind sheep ran into Secretary Liu's office, pulled and urinated on the carpet in Secretary Liu's office, and then removed the things that were placed in Secretary Liu's office. The flowers and plants were eaten clean, and when Secretary Liu returned to his office and saw the horrible appearance inside, he almost died of anger, trembling all over, shouting at Director Chu: "Catch...catch! …To catch the sheep, I asked all the off-duty cadres in the village to mobilize to catch all these damned sheep. Then I called Sun Shen and Liu Xiu over to let them see for themselves what the police station did today. "

With Secretary Liu's roar, all the off-duty cadres in Fengji Township participated in the vigorous sheep-catching activity. How could those off-duty cadres in the township have done this work before?Seeing the dirty and smelly flock of sheep in front of them, everyone felt a little shy. After everyone learned that the instigator of this incident was Liu Xiu, these off-duty cadres scolded Liu Xiu hundreds of times in their hearts. .

According to Secretary Liu's instructions, Director Chu went to the police station to find Sun Suo and Liu Xiu, and found that the inside of the police station was even more chaotic than the political compound outside.

It turned out that when the owners of the sheep gang saw their sheep being taken away by the police station, they did not dare to ask for the sheep themselves, for fear of being detained by the police station, so they returned home and took all their parents to the police station. After arriving at the police station, those old men and women went up and surrounded Liu Xiu, and asked Liu Xiu for sheep with one voice.

Seeing the old people in his family surrounded Liu Xiu, the owners of the sheep gang took the opportunity to say to Liu Xiu: "If the police station doesn't return the sheep that were captured today, our parents will all live in the police station. What about the police station? When will the sheep be returned, when will our parents go back."

After Liu Xiu heard this, he was not willing to compromise, and said to the owners of the sheep gang: "Unless you compensate for the loss of those destroyed wheat seedlings, otherwise, even if your parents live in the police station for the rest of their lives, our police station will not take those damaged wheat seedlings. The sheep were put back."

Just when Liu Xiu and the sheep gang masters were at war and refused to give in to each other, Director Chu came to the police station. As soon as Director Chu arrived at the police station, he felt that the place was more chaotic than outside, surrounded by old men and women, but Chu The director doesn't know what's causing the chaos in the police station?So I didn't even enter the door, and told Liu Xiu at the door that Secretary Liu asked Liu Xiu and Sun Suo to go there. After Director Chu said it once, seeing that Liu Xiu didn't respond, he said it again, and then advised Liu Xiu to hurry up. In the past, otherwise Secretary Liu would be angry.

Liu Xiuzheng was getting a little dizzy with those old men and old ladies. She didn't hear what the director said clearly, but vaguely heard Secretary Liu, asked to go over, and got angry, these few scattered words.

After seeing Director Chu finished speaking, he didn't leave immediately, but stood at the door as if waiting for someone?So Liu Xiu yelled according to what he understood: "Everyone heard it just now? This director Chu said that Secretary Liu asked everyone to go there. Go, everyone, or Secretary Liu will be angry. Already."

Those sheep gang owners and their parents didn't actually hear what the director said clearly, but they did hear the director Chu say "Secretary Liu let me go over" when he came in just now, so these people heard After Liu Xiu finished shouting, they all supported their parents and walked towards Secretary Liu's office behind.

When Director Chu saw that those people were heading towards Secretary Liu's office, he was startled, and hurriedly said to Liu Xiu: "I just said that Secretary Liu asked you and Sun Suo to go to the back, not to let those old men and old ladies Let’s go over, why did you send all those people to Secretary Liu? Instructor Liu, go and stop them quickly.”

Only then did Liu Xiu understand what was going on, and thought to herself: Just go, maybe Secretary Liu can calm down the fire after seeing those ordinary people, so I won't stop them, stop them back and add trouble to himself?

Director Chu saw that he had been talking here for a long time, and Liu Xiu stood there without any reaction, so he knew that Liu Xiu could not be counted on. He chased them out angrily, trying to stop those old men and old ladies back.

But Director Chu was one step too late. When Director Chu caught up with those old men and women, those old men and women had already surrounded Secretary Liu, and everyone annoyed Secretary Liu a little dizzy.

After everyone finished speaking, Secretary Liu finally understood what was going on. These people were all looking for sheep from Liu Xiu. I don't know what's going on?These people were all recruited by Director Chu.

Secretary Liu looked at Director Chu with his knife-like eyes, and said in his heart: I asked you to find Sun Shen and Liu Xiu, but you didn't find any of those two people, but you recruited these old men and old ladies to me. If you come here, you will be dismissed as the director later.

Director Chu felt a little apprehensive when Secretary Liu saw it like this, and hurriedly explained what happened to Secretary Liu. After Director Chu explained, he saw that Secretary Liu's face had improved a little, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. .

Secretary Liu looked at the seven or eight old men and women in front of him, then at the off-duty cadres who were still catching sheep, and then at the flock of sheep running around in the township government compound. Angry straight headache.

At this time, the seven or eight old people were all coughing non-stop. After seeing this situation, Secretary Liu said angrily: "Don't pretend to be sick. Why are you pretending to be coughing? You can't pretend like this." Tired?"

But Secretary Liu didn't expect that as soon as his words fell, after a few plop...plop...the seven or eight old men and women all lay down on the ground and passed out.

Seeing this kind of thing happen, Secretary Liu was frightened and dumbfounded. He said helplessly, "This...it has nothing to do with me, right? Quick...quickly dial 1 and send the person to the hospital first."

After 1 took all the old people away, the full-time cadres finally caught all the sheep.

Seeing that the off-duty cadres in the village were all disgraced and covered in sheep dung because of catching sheep, and seeing the chaotic scene around them, Secretary Liu held his head in his hands, and roared in frustration: "It's messed up, it's messed up, it's all fucking messed up, who can tell me what's going on?"

Liu Xiu didn't expect that his sheep-catching operation would turn out like this. After hearing Secretary Liu's roar, Liu Xiu thought to himself: At this moment, Secretary Liu probably wants to kill himself. Secretary Liu had nothing to do, so he asked people to untie the ropes that tied the sheep, otherwise these things would not have happened.

When Liu Xiu was thinking wildly here, he saw Sun Suo coming back from the outside in a police car. As soon as the police car stopped, Sun Suo jumped out of the car. After seeing the mess in the political compound, Sun Suo He came to Liu Xiu with a stride: "I said brother, what good thing did you do today? Just now Secretary Liu almost exploded my mobile phone, please don't tell me this messy situation and your Related."

After hearing Sun Suo's words, Liu Xiu gave a dry laugh, "This...that...maybe...maybe...maybe...it has something to do with me."

"It's over... It's over... It seems that I, the chief of the police station, have come to an end." After finishing speaking, Sun Suo had a sad expression on his face.

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