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After Cui Shipeng's voice fell, the policemen in the meeting room all looked at Liu Xiu and the others. Feeling everyone's gaze, Liu Xiu and Dong Tianya cooperated for the first time in history. .

They looked at the deputy political commissar Meng Chuan, and said in unison: "Commissioner Meng, you go first and give us a lead."

Meng Chuan actually didn't want to be the first to conduct a review, because the first person to come to power received the most attention, and as time went by, the people below became more and more tired of listening, and the novelty was slowly disappearing. People won't be so noticeable.

But when he saw that the director and the political commissar asked him to take the lead in the review, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walked up to the rostrum, sorted out the review paper in his hand, and then said awkwardly: "All leaders, comrades-in-arms, I am the deputy director of the Qingshui County Public Security Bureau. Political commissar Meng Chuan, next I will conduct a review to everyone."

It has to be said that Meng Chuan's review was indeed original, with profound content, clear organization, introspection in place, and sincere sentences. It took more than ten minutes of serious review before he finished reading his review book.

After reading the review, Meng Chuan saluted the policemen in the audience, then saluted Cui Shipeng and others, then breathed a sigh of relief, and walked off the rostrum under the gaze of everyone.

Seeing that Meng Chuan had finished his self-inspection in front of the city's police, Liu Xiu and Dong Tianya looked at Deputy Director Yu Zhengquan again, and Liu Xiu said kindly: "Director Yu, it's your turn, remember, Don't be stage frightened."

In this way, several deputy directors and deputy political commissars of the Qingshui County Public Security Bureau, under the coercion of Liu Xiu and Dong Tianya, all took turns to go on stage to conduct self-criticism. Admired, I said in my heart: These people really have ink in their stomachs.

Before coming, Liu Xiu checked everyone's reviews and found that so many people made reviews, and none of the reviews was less than [-] words, and none of them were copied from the previous ones. They were all original works, but none of the reviews was true. Again, it can be seen that the skills of these leaders are deep.

After Gao Guangjin made the review, Liu Xiu looked at Dong Tianya and Wang Tao in front of him: "You two, let's stop staring at each other, and go to the stage in order, and hurry up when the review will be made, so as not to delay the meal. "

Seeing that there were only three of them left, Wang Tao sighed: "Ju Liu, since you came to our Qingshui County Public Security Bureau, I have seen what it means to be able to make trouble. I have been a policeman for decades, and I have never Have done a review.

But since you came, I have followed you to show my face again and again. It has only been a few months, and you have sent me to the big conference room of the Municipal Bureau to conduct a review, and it was still in front of the whole city. You are amazing. "

After seeing Wang Tao finished speaking, he went up to the stage to criticize helplessly. Liu Xiu said to Dong Tianya embarrassingly: "Dong Political Commissar, this is all caused by you. If you hadn't been against me all the time, our county bureau wouldn't be in such a bad situation." famous."

Hearing Liu Xiu's words, Dong Tianya almost died of anger, and said in his heart, "You are the one who did these things, why is it now on me instead?"

Although he thought so in his heart, Dong Tianya didn't say it out, he just grumbled and dealt with it, and then consciously sorted out the self-criticism, preparing for the next stage self-criticism.

Seeing that Dong Tianya was so reasonable, Liu Xiu nodded in satisfaction. Seeing that he was sorting out the review, Liu Xiu also took out her own review book and checked it carefully.

"Director Liu, what are you doing with such a thick stack of papers? You...you won't tell me that these are the self-criticisms you prepared? My God, the stack of self-criticisms in your hand is thicker than a dictionary. When did you read it?" Dong Tianya said in shock.

After glancing at Dong Tianya, Liu Xiu said casually, "What's the fuss about this? Cui Juguang said that it should not be less than [-] characters, but he didn't say how many characters are capped. I still think it's too little.

The leaders who came here today, except for our system, are all just watching the show. How can I make them happy?

Yesterday I found Principal Li of No. [-] Middle School in our county, and asked him to find some students with good handwriting from the school, and then asked these students to imitate my handwriting to write self-criticism. Through the unremitting efforts of these students, I finally wrote this earth-shattering review.

Although the content of my review is mediocre, it focuses on the number of words. Those children are so cute. They were able to write so many words overnight. I haven't finished watching.

When I came in the morning, didn't I ask you to eat more? That was on purpose. I made a preliminary estimate. After I finished this review, it was almost evening. I heard that the leaders on the rostrum had dinner They are more particular.

I usually only eat an egg and a glass of milk for breakfast, I don't believe it, can they carry this little food until night?Today, my buddies are going all out, and with a belief that they are not afraid of thirst or hunger, they will conduct the self-examination for more than ten hours. "

Hearing Liu Xiu's words, Dong Tianya swallowed his saliva: "Director Liu, isn't this a bit too ruthless? Didn't you say to invite colleagues from various county bureaus to dinner at noon?"

After hearing the words, Liu Xiu said with a malicious smile: "Hey... I said it was a treat after the meeting, and I didn't say it was a treat at noon. That's because a few colleagues misunderstood it. They thought that our review can only be carried out It's noon, but I don't want to, we are fighting a protracted war.

Don’t worry, a good meal is not afraid of being late. If you are hungry, you will eat more. If these guys are not hungry, even if you treat them to eat abalone and sea cucumber at noon, it will have no effect. Served with pickle sticks, they will all be grateful. "

Dong Tianya gave Liu Xiu a thumbs up, expressing his admiration, and said in his heart, "No wonder I'm not Liu Xiu's opponent. It turns out that I'm not hurt by this guy."

After complaining in his heart, Dong Tianya saw that Wang Tao had come down. He picked up his self-criticism, greeted Liu Xiu, and walked towards the rostrum.

Liu Xiu sat on a chair and listened to Dong Tianya's serious self-criticism. After listening to a few words, he took time to go to the toilet, then filled his own cup with water, and waited for the stage with a relaxed expression.

When Dong Tianya finished his self-criticism, Liu Xiu held his stack of self-criticisms in his left hand and his water glass in his right hand, like a leader inspecting, and slowly stepped onto the rostrum.

The policemen down there, after listening to so many people's self-criticisms, were already tired of listening to them. Seeing that Liu Xiu was the last one, they all felt like they were at the end of the day, and they were silently looking forward to: "Director Liu, you Hurry up and quickly make a self-criticism, buddy's feet are numb."