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After hearing Cui Shipeng's "meeting dismissed", there was a loud applause in the meeting room, and then everyone went out from the side door. After leaving the meeting room, everyone was heading in the same direction, towards the toilet of the Municipal Bureau Run away. .

Looking at the scene in the conference room, Bao Xiaotian sighed to Shi Kaijin next to him: "After so many years of meetings, only this time the applause is from the bottom of my heart. Oops... No, I won't meet with Ju Cui just now. I have to go to the toilet as soon as possible, I have been holding it all day, if I don’t go, I will have to pee my pants.”

Shi Kaijin nodded: "Let's go, let's go together. Look at the situation. If you go late, there will be no room. This Director Liu is too capable. An ordinary review meeting was just entrusted to him." All day long, I just glanced at Director Tan and Director Du.

The faces of these two leaders are all red and purple, and the purple is green. It is estimated that they are not lightly suppressed. Thinking about it, they are not young. They haven't gone to the toilet all day, and their faces are normal. . "

Shi Kaijin was really right. After hearing the word "the meeting ended", Tan Qinggong and Du Zeyuan ignored their usual appearance, greeted Yue Xian next to them, and then both went to the toilet ran away.

Yue Xian sat in the conference room for a whole day, even though he was deep in the city and strong in concentration, he couldn't bear it at this time, not for anything else, because he couldn't hold back anymore.

Seeing that Tan Qinggong and the two left in a hurry after greeting each other, Yue Xian frowned, and looked at Sheng Shirong apologetically: "Captain Sheng, I made you laugh, Lao Du and Lao Tan just left a little anxiously, There should be something urgent to deal with.

Before they left, they seemed to have said something to me, but I was thinking about some issues just now, so I didn't hear clearly. In this way, you should first discuss with Lao Cui how to deal with the Qingshui County Public Security Bureau.

After your opinions come out, just remember to communicate with the city government. I'll go and see what Lao Tan and Lao Du are doing?These two old comrades are too inattentive to their image. As the top leaders of the unit, it's not appropriate to be in such a panic. "

After finishing speaking, Yue Xian and Sheng Shirong shook hands, and then asked Cui Shipeng to entertain Sheng Shirong well. After exchanging a few words of pleasantries, Yue Xian went out with a smile. Cui Shipeng looked outside and found that Yue Xian was also facing the direction of the toilet. gone.

Seeing that the people around him had almost left, Sheng Shirong glanced at Cui Shipeng and the other bureau leaders of the city bureau, and then said with a dry smile, "There are no outsiders here, so I won't talk about those nonsense.

To be honest, I'm hungry, thirsty and suffocated right now, and it's all caused by Liu Xiu. These symptoms are all lumped together, and I can only solve them one by one. Everyone, let me first Go to the toilet.

What if you want to go too?Let's stop talking nonsense, let's go together, if you don't want to go to the toilet, then I beg you to find a restaurant quickly, I usually eat breakfast every day, but I didn't eat it today.

I'm not afraid of your jokes if I say it, I'm starving to death now, when I came in the morning, I didn't eat anything except chewing a piece of gum on the way, not only that, I didn't even drink my saliva today.

Time is running out, so don’t be too particular about it, just go back to the cafeteria and get me a steamed bun. If there is no steamed bun in the cafeteria, you can also get a steamed bun. If there is warm water, just make a pot of warm water for me. If not, then Get me a glass of cold water. "

After hearing Sheng Shirong's words, Cui Shipeng rubbed his stomach, looked at the deputy directors and deputy political commissars around him, and then sighed: "Oh... let's go to the toilet first, I... I I can't hold back anymore."

After all the police officers in the conference room had left, Wang Tao and the others came to Liu Xiu's side and looked at the empty conference room. Gao Guangjin asked, "Boss Liu, it's time for colleagues to go to the toilet. Should we go?" ? You're not really going to arrange a restaurant treat, are you?"

Liu Xiu looked outside, and answered without thinking: "Is there any need to ask? Since I said I want to treat guests, I must do what I say. If what I say doesn't count, who will believe me in the future?

Colleagues have been tired for a whole day, and now they are hungry and thirsty. It is a good time for us to treat guests and get closer to each other. Such a good opportunity does not come across every time, and we must not let it go. "

After speaking, Liu Xiu put on a smiling face and led Dong Tianya and others towards the toilet. When they came to a place 50 meters away from the toilet, they found that the road ahead was blocked.

It turned out that there were too many people going to the toilet and the flow of people was too crowded, so everyone had to queue up for convenience. Seeing Liu Xiu was looking at the long queue in front of him, Gao Guangjin asked suspiciously: "Ju Liu, are you planning to get off here?" please post?"

After hearing the words, Liu Xiu nodded as a matter of course: "Isn't it possible? I found that there are the most complete people here. If we want to invite all the people, we can only send invitations here. Although this place is not very suitable, but It doesn't hurt to make do with it.

This is all the fault of Director Cui. Before I finished speaking, he announced the adjournment of the meeting. As a result, I could only go to the toilet to invite guests. You all pay close attention to me. When you see each department and county bureau After the leader, directly invite them to the Glory Hotel for dinner. "

After giving orders to everyone, Liu Xiu felt a little panicked, and wanted to go to the toilet for convenience, but the front was blocked by people, and she couldn't join the team at all. Seeing that the road ahead was blocked, Liu Xiu looked at the elsewhere.

Suddenly, he discovered that there was a large flower pond 30 meters west of the toilet, and some rose flowers were planted in it. Although it has entered winter, the roses in the flower pond have not withered completely. Looking from a distance, it seems to be a color Colorful flower wall.

Seeing this, Liu Xiu had a solution in his mind. While others were not paying attention, he quietly ran to the back of the flower pond, found a place where the monsoons were denser, quickly unbuttoned his pants, and wanted to solve the problem of urinating on the spot.

Just when he took out little Liu Xiu and was about to urinate on the spot, a deep voice suddenly came from behind: "Liu Xiu, what do you want to do? Don't tell me you want to urinate here."

Hearing someone talking behind him suddenly, Liu Xiu was startled, and hurriedly turned around to see who it was?When he turned his head away, he saw Cui Shipeng staring at him seriously.

Seeing that Cui Shipeng's face was a bit ugly, Liu Xiu suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and after pulling up his trousers, he smiled dryly: "Hey... Cui Ju, you really know how to joke, the scenery here is so beautiful, why would I pee here? ?

Well...I...cough cough...I...I just took out my little brother to have a look, and after I read it, I put it back. This shouldn't be against the law, right? "

After explaining, Liu Xiu gave Cui Shipeng a dry laugh, and then fled away from the flower pond.