super alarm

A delicate voice came from the microphone: "Hello, I want to call the police. A snake has come into my yard. Can you help get it away? My address is..."

"Just use a stick to pick it away. There is no need to call the police." Liu Xiu gave the other party a move.

"No, I'm afraid it will bite me. Come quickly, or I will call your county bureau to complain." After Liu Xiu hung up the phone, she muttered dissatisfiedly: "Damn...you are afraid Am I not afraid of being bitten by a snake? This card is cheap for you. Otherwise, this card can produce 5 bombs, and you both have to lose 64 yuan to me. Chen Long, please write down the alarm number and address. Borrow a bamboo pole and go to the police to help her pick the snake away.

After Chen Long left, Liu Xiu suggested to Mu Qishuai again: "Xiao Mu, let's play chess, it costs 10 yuan a game." Take out chess, and fight with Mu Qishuai. Both of them are stinky chess baskets. They are evenly matched in chess, but Mu Qishuai's game is even worse. After a few minutes, Liu Xiu gave the general "take it." Take the money, settle the accounts one by one, no credit." Liu Xiu happily asked Mu Qishuai for the money she had won, and at this moment jingling... the alarm phone rang again.

"Damn...why are you so obsessed today?" Looking at the caller ID, Liu Xiu could only continue to pick up the phone: "Hi, this is the Yanci Police Station. Is there anything I can help you with? I declare in advance that this police station Ineffective alerts to retrieve keys and repel snakes and insects will not be accepted."

"Hey...is it the police station? I didn't ask you to come here to pick up keys and drive away snakes and bugs. I want to report something to you. The old man Wang who was dealt with by you last time went to the market to sell fake antiques. You have to take good care of the matter." After writing down the phone number, Liu Xiu asked for the address, then put the chess pieces under the bed, snatched the 10 yuan she had won from Mu Qishuai, and started to play. In the police car and Mu Qishuai went to the police.

When the police car drove to the south end of the market according to the alarm call, it turned out that an old man in gossip clothes was pinching orchid fingers and selling the cultural relics on his stall. There are all kinds of cultural relics, such as Oriental knives, snuff bottles, chairman statues, jade Guanyin, gilt Buddha, jade wrench fingers, and Yuan Datou.

The old man who set up the stall was selling vigorously, and when he saw the police coming, he stood up immediately, "Report to the government, what I am selling this time is not cultural relics, but handicrafts, do you see anything you like? Yes." If you want to take it away, I will give it to you as an old man."

Liu Xiu fiddled with the cultural relics on the stall, and asked, "Wang Kangmei, do you think the fine you were fined last time was light? Why did you come here to sell fake antiques again? I remember that last time you were fined Confiscated, where did you get these in exchange for?"

The old man stood up straight, saluted Liu Xiu with his left hand, and replied in his mouth: "Report to Zheng Fu, since I was educated by Zheng Fu last time, I have completely reformed myself, and I made an oath to myself , if I sell fake antiques again, I will be caught by you, and you will punish me bitterly."

Liu Xiu looked at the sincere expression on the old man Wang's face, and stood there saluting in gossip clothes, and couldn't help but feel a little funny: "Okay, okay, don't swear, I believe you once, take off your left hand, salute I don’t respect you, everyone uses their right hand but you use your left, eh... what is that thing in your right hand? Bring it here and let me have a look.”

"No... nothing. It's just a small trumpet. I played with it myself." After hearing Liu Xiu's words, old man Wang refused to take out the trumpet in his hand, but seeing Liu Xiu's unkindness After staring at him, Old Man Wang had no choice but to actively press the switch on the speaker, only to hear Old Man Wang’s passionate cry from the speaker: “Look, take a look, the newly unearthed cultural relics are not fakes. Ah, the oracle bone Zhou Dynasty book of the Shang Dynasty, the pillow of Qin Shihuang and the knife of Yongzheng, if you don’t like these, we still have the stick of the Monkey King, the bottle of the Bagua Guanyin of the Taishang Laojun, and the lotus platform of the Tathagata Buddha. ah."

Hearing this, Liu Xiu waved his hand and said to Mu Qishuai: "Copy the guy, go back to the police station." Then he said to the mournful old man Wang: "Congratulations, Wang Kangmei, your vow has been fulfilled."

After returning to the police station, both Chen Long and Yu Lei had come back from the police. Seeing that Mu Qishuai was unloading these fake antiques, Yu Lei said with an exaggerated expression: "Brother Liu, it couldn't be that old Wangtou came out again. Are you selling fake antiques?" Liu Xiu was fiddling with a gold-plated Buddha, and when she heard Yu Lei's words, she looked at it and replied, "Isn't it? Just half a month ago, the public security fined 400 yuan and ordered him Those fake antiques were confiscated, and this time, I don't know where so many fake antiques have been fiddled with for sale. No, they have been reported again.

At this time, old man Wang got his head out of the police car and said to Liu Xiu: "Report to Police Officer Liu, you can find someone to appraise it this time. Several of these pieces were bought from scrap buying stations. Listen to where The proprietress said that many of them were collected from the old houses in the village, and there may be genuine ones in them.

Liu Xiu was looking at the gold-plated Buddha with a smile at first, but after hearing what old man Wang said, he suddenly said angrily: "Bah...you dare to say this to me, the "businessman" you sold to me last time That’s what I said when I bought the wine jug of “Shang Zhou”, and I asked an expert to make an appraisal, but after the appraisal, the expert told me that the wine jug was not from “Shang and Zhou” at all, but from “last week”. This time you gave me this trick.

After listening to Liu Xiu's words, Old Man Wang gave a dry laugh: "Hehe... don't blame me for this, the proprietress who collected the waste told me so, so I'll tell you, Officer Liu, can you do it this time?" Can't you just let me go? You know, there is an old lady waiting for me to go back and cook."

Liu Xiu looked at the old man Wang who was flattering him, and couldn't help feeling a little compassion, and said to Mu Qishuai: "Forget it, Xiao Mu, don't move down, the three of you choose one you like. It’s a fake antique, let’s forget about it, and don’t tell the director and them later.”

After Mu Qishuai and the others heard the words, each of them chose a chairman badge. Seeing that the three of them had finished choosing, Liu Xiu asked old man Wang to transport these fake antiques back to his own tricycle.

Seeing that Liu Xiu really showed mercy this time, old man Wang didn't fine him and didn't detain his goods. He was grateful and insisted on asking Liu Xiu to pick an antique. Liu Xiu stretched out his hand and brought over the palm-sized Taiji gossip ornament hanging on Old Man Wang's tricycle, and told Old Man Wang that he would choose it, so he sent Old Man Wang away.

After dinner in the cafeteria, Liu Xiu asked Yu Lei to be on duty in the duty room, while he went back to the dormitory to sleep lazily.

When Liu Xiu lay down on the bed, she tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, and counted the stars and sheep, but it didn't work. When she was bored, Liu Xiu took out the Tai Chi gossip ornament from the pocket of her police uniform and started to play with it.

I saw that this Tai Chi eight trigrams ornament was the size of a palm. It seemed to be carved from jade, but it also seemed to be made of synthetic glue. What material is it made of?Suddenly, Liu Xiu seemed to see the yin-yang fish in Tai Chi swimming slowly, but when Liu Xiu rubbed his eyes and looked again, he found that his eyes were dazzled, Liu Xiu didn't take it seriously, and still stared at it. Looking at the Taiji gossip ornament in his hand, he suddenly felt sleepy, and a few minutes later, Liu Xiu fell asleep.

After Liu Xiu fell asleep, by coincidence, he buckled the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams ornament on his forehead, and when the yin and yang fish in the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams ornament touched Liu Xiu's forehead, he really slowly After a few breaths, the yang fish swam into Liu Xiu's left eye and the yin fish swam into Liu Xiu's right eye.

When the yin-yang fish swam into Liu Xiu's eyes, Liu Xiu, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the pain. Liu Xiu felt as if her eyes were sprayed with tear gas. Liu Xiu was about to call Yu Lei and others to fix it for her When I washed my eyes with some water, the pain in my eyes suddenly disappeared, followed by a burst of coolness. After Liu Xiu opened her eyes, she felt that what she saw was clearer than before. Other than that, nothing unusual was found.

When Liu Xiu was thinking about what was going on, Yu Lei suddenly shouted outside Liu Xiu's dormitory: "Brother Liu, the command center called just now, saying that someone is stealing trees and asking us to deal with the police immediately. Hurry up!" Get up."

After shouting, Yu Lei went out to prepare police tools. When Liu Xiu heard the police report sent by the command center, he couldn't care less about what happened just now. He hurriedly changed into his uniform and went out. When he got outside, he saw Yu Lei The three of them were already standing next to the police car. After sitting in the cab, Liu Xiu said that there would be no one on duty today, and asked all three of them to get in the car.

When Liu Xiu and the others rushed to the scene on the road, Mu Qishuai, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was a little dissatisfied and scratched: "It's all the work of the forestry police station to steal trees. Tell me about the command center's dispatch of police information." What are you doing here?"

Liu Xiu followed Mu Qishuai's words while driving: "Okay...don't worry, who let the crime happen in our jurisdiction, and I don't know which grandson is so restless, come out to steal trees at night .”

While Liu Xiu was talking, a blue Steyr heavy-duty truck driving across from the opposite side met the police car driven by Liu Xiu. Suddenly, there was a bang, Steyr's right front tire blew out, and immediately lost control Steyr slammed into the police car driven by Liu Xiu. Liu Xiu was driving the car talking to Mu Qishuai.

"Brother Liu? Brother Liu?" Liu Xiu was stunned when she heard someone calling her, and found that she was sitting in the cab of a police car, with Mu Qishuai in the co-pilot, Yu Lei and Chen Long in the police car In the back row, the three people looked at themselves suspiciously. At this time, Chen Long, who was sitting in the back row, asked, "What is Brother Liu thinking? We should call the police. Why are you in a daze as soon as you get in the car?"

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