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().qidian. Those members of the National Security Brigade, after seeing Liu Xiu's performance, all cursed secretly in their hearts: These police officers from the Cangyun County Bureau are too shameless, they are all talking nonsense with their own eyes, especially This is Deputy Director Liu. From the name to the taste, this kind of Posan wine does not make people feel good at all, but right now they are boasting that it is like a flower. "

I want to think about it, but I still have to drink this wine. If people like myself think that the wine is bad and don't give face, if it gets to the ears of other county bureaus, I'm afraid they will go down to investigate in the future, and there will be no one in charge of food.

After thinking of this, the members of the National Security Brigade of the Municipal Bureau held up their wine glasses one by one with mournful faces, slowly drank the loose wine in the glass, and then praised this loose wine against their will, saying that this wine should be rushed Shangmaotai and Wuliangye are delicious.

Hearing the compliments from the National Security Brigade of the Municipal Bureau, Liu Xiu smiled dryly and said, "Since this wine is so delicious, let's change to a larger wine glass. In that case, it will be more exciting to drink."

After hearing Liu Xiu's idea, the members of the National Security Brigade shook their heads like rattles: "Ju Liu, please be merciful, don't change the wine glass, drinking like this is already exciting enough. If you change the glass, we won't be able to taste the beauty of this loose wine."

After Liu Xiu heard this, she also admired the nonsense ability of the people in the National Security Brigade: "It's really good what you said. If this is the case, let's start eating?" After speaking, Liu Xiu greeted the food stall. Spicy skewers on the boss.

I saw all the people sitting on the pony sticks, holding spicy skewers in one hand and drinking donkeys in the other. When the people in the National Security Brigade ate skewers, they could still keep calm, but as long as they picked up their wine glasses, their expressions seemed to be rushing to the execution ground It seems that the hand holding the wine glass is trembling, how does that posture seem to be drinking?It's like drinking pesticide.

In order to show off in front of Liu Xiu, the 10 policemen who came with Liu Xiu tried their best to toast, making those members of the National Security Brigade almost dumbfounded.

Liu Xiu really couldn't swallow this kind of wine, it was too fucking bad, after barely drinking two glasses, he hid aside.

Although Liu Xiu hid, the 10 policemen he brought were still sticking to their posts. The drinking capacity of these policemen is really not boastful. In less than an hour, those who accompanied the National Security Brigade took the 15 They drank all the donkeys, and when they saw that there was no more wine, one of the policemen went to the booth selling loose liquor and bought 15 catties of donkeys. After buying them, they continued to feed the people in the National Security Brigade.

As a result, the banquet had to end before the wine was finished, because Liu Xiu saw that it was no problem for him to hide all the time, so he came back to toast two glasses of wine. His original intention was to continue to the side after the toast I hid, but I didn't expect that when Liu Xiugang toasted a glass of wine, all the people from the National Security Brigade fell to the ground. Not only did they lie down, but they also vomited things out of their mouths, some were vomiting gall, and some were vomiting blood.

This frightened Liu Xiu, thinking to herself: Damn... this shouldn't be my responsibility?How did that happen?

Then Liu Xiu exhausted all her strength and yelled loudly: "Send it to the hospital."

In this way, all the people from the National Security Brigade were sent to the hospital. After arriving at the hospital, the doctor diagnosed alcohol poisoning. After hearing the diagnosis result, Liu Xiu felt relieved, and then sighed in his heart: "Cheap goods are not good." ah."

21 people from the National Security Brigade came, and 10 and a half were put down by Liu Xiu and the others. After lying in the hospital for four days, they were discharged with the company of their family members. , were all criticized by the Municipal Public Security Bureau.

After being criticized by the Municipal Bureau, Luo Qiang looked at Liu Xiu with a look of killing his father and enemy: "Director Liu, did I ask you to save me money? Didn't I tell you that our bureau is not short of money?" , are you so stingy?

Where did you buy that loose wine?The alcohol was stronger than sleeping pills, and the aftereffects were stronger than Mongolian perspiration. The people from the Municipal State Security Brigade have been lying at home for a week after they were discharged from the hospital, and they haven't recovered yet.

You should not be in charge of the government affairs department, you should be in charge of the equipment department. I hope you can remember the lesson this time and don’t make the same mistake again. You must save money when it’s time to save, but don’t hesitate when it’s time to spend it . "

After Luo Qiang finished speaking, he asked Liu Xiu to take charge of the equipment department, but only two days later, Luo Qiang went crazy again. It turned out that after Liu Xiu took over the equipment department, he remembered the lesson from the last time, and he was not stingy this time. On the second day after he took charge of the equipment department, he equipped the 14 police stations and 3 sub-bureaus below with a Jetta police car. Anyway, the county bureau has money.

After hearing the news, Luo Qiang was so distressed that he almost vomited blood, and hurriedly called Liu Xiu to his office. After seeing Liu Xiu, Luo Qiang came up angrily and said: "You prodigal bastard, you can't do this even if you have money." Hua, you...you...you are so mad at me, all the funds for the second half of the year in the bureau let you buy Jing cars. I just checked the funds on the books of the finance department, and it shows that there are still 6 in the bureau. 8 cents and 2 cents, what you spend is really clean, what shall we eat in the future? This money can't even buy 'Northwest Wind'."

Seeing that Luo Qiang was going crazy, Liu Xiu smiled dryly and said, "Hey... Luo Ju, you have to calm down, am I following your instructions? It's you who said, when it's time to spend money, tell me not to spend money." hesitate."

"I've said so much, why do you only remember this one sentence? Yes, I said don't hesitate to spend money when it's time to spend, but I also said that you must save money when it's time to save. How do you think about this sentence?" Didn't you remember?" Luo Qiang roared angrily.

Liu Xiu scratched her head, a little embarrassed: "Well... I didn't pay attention at the time, I only heard that you asked to spend money, but I didn't hear that you told me to save money."

Luo Qiang was so annoyed by Liu Xiu's words that he didn't say a word for a long time: "You...you...you are really good, you can do it...I am convinced, Director Liu, I am convinced, you don't need to be in charge of the equipment department Now, you are still in charge of the forensic department, the work of the forensic department is relatively free, you can do whatever you like."

Luo Qiang thought that letting Liu Xiu take charge of the forensic department would save him some worries, but he didn't expect that the time was shorter this time. In less than a day since Liu Xiu took charge of the forensic department, Luo Qiang received more than a dozen complaint calls, all of which were complaints against Liu Xiu. The deputy director's, and those who made these complaint calls were all female police officers from the county bureau.

After Luo Qiang learned about it, he understood the whole story. It turned out that this morning, when Liu Xiu went to the forensic department to hand over, it happened to be in time for the forensic department to give psychological counseling classes to the policemen with occupational diseases.

All police officers who have been in the police for more than three years will more or less suffer from some occupational diseases. The forensic department divides these police officers into several types according to their conditions, and then arranges special time for them to provide psychological counseling.

Today is the day when the Forensic Medicine Department provides psychological counseling to the bachelor police officers of the county bureau. Those bachelor police officers fell in love with their female colleagues from work, but when they confessed to the woman, they were rejected by the woman. Therefore, under the blows, all the police officers became depressed one by one.

After Liu Xiu arrived at the forensic department, he saw a forensic doctor giving a passionate lecture on the stage, and a dozen or so policemen in police uniforms were dozing lifelessly below the stage. Liu Xiu didn't step forward to disturb them, but I listened to the tutoring session for a while.

But the more Liu Xiu listened, the more sleepy he became, and the more he listened, the more bored he became. Seeing the forensic doctor on the stage who was still lecturing endlessly, Liu Xiu couldn't bear it anymore, so she pushed open the door and interrupted the forensic doctor's tutoring: "I said comrade, You can't do this kind of counseling, why do I feel that this is not a psychological counseling class, but a hypnosis class? Get out of the way, and see how I enlighten them. "

Hearing that someone interrupted his tutoring, the forensic doctor was very dissatisfied, and just wanted to reprimand him, but seeing that it was Deputy Director Liu who interrupted him, the forensic doctor swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

Hearing that Deputy Director Liu was going to give psychological counseling to the policemen below, the forensic doctor couldn't help curling his lips contemptuously, thinking: Although you are a deputy director general, you can do anything. I have given them psychological counseling for half a year, but it has no effect at all. They still look lifeless, hmph... you, Deputy Director Liu, want to counsel them to normal?Unless the sun comes out in the west.

When the forensic doctor was thinking of this, Liu Xiu began to give psychological counseling to the policemen below: "Brothers, look at your respective looks, don't you just can't find a girlfriend? As for being so bad? Prick up your ears and listen up. Today, I will pass on to you the untold secret of chasing my girlfriend.

It's not that you are not good, but that you haven't found the secret. Let me tell you, when it comes to chasing girls, I have summed up three experiences. As long as you can do these three, I guarantee that you will always be beneficial.

Remember these three valuable experiences: first, persist, second, be shameless, and third, persist in shame.

Brothers, as long as you can sacrifice your handsome face, I guarantee that you will be successful and invincible in no time.

You may ask, what if those girls look down on us?Believe me, as long as you are willing to persist, you will definitely embrace the beauty. If they disagree for a day, you will not give up for a day. If they disagree for a month, you will not give up for a month. If they disagree for a year, you will not give up. Just don't give up for one year, if they disagree for ten years, you will insist on not giving up for ten years, don't worry, they can't insist on disagreeing for a lifetime, now you answer me, do you have the confidence to persist in pursuing the girl you like? "

After Liu Xiu finished asking, the police officers below all roared passionately, "I have confidence."

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