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After thinking about this, Li Shanhong proposed to stop playing Doudizhu and play something else. After thinking about it for a while, he chose a kind of "running fast" that he is best at. This kind of "running fast" gameplay is very simple, that is, Three people play cards, whoever runs out of cards first wins.

After hearing Li Shanhong's proposal, Liu Xiu shrugged indifferently, saying that there was no problem. Seeing that Liu Xiu agreed to his proposal, Li Shanhong continued: "Let's play with the three of us, whoever gets the three of hearts, Whoever deals the cards first, the first person has dealt all the cards in his hand, and the remaining two lose.

The loser begins to count the cards in his hand, and if he keeps one card in his hand, he will take off one piece of clothing; There are not enough clothes, and the colleagues next to me must help. "

Li Shanhong thought to himself: Those colleagues around Liu Xiu are all clean, so what clothes are there to take off? What will I do with Liu Xiu then?

Although the idea was good, the result was very cruel. Li Shanhong and his colleagues lost even worse in this game. After Liu Xiu touched the three of hearts, he directly dealt two sets of straights and left, while Li Shanhong and his colleague had a card and left. None of them were played. In the last count of the cards, including the big and small kings, the two directly lost more than 40 pieces of clothes.

Later, those people from the Lanhai City Bureau couldn't stand it any longer, and started a wheel battle against Liu Xiu in turn. After an hour, these people all returned home. Liu Xiu saw that those people had nothing to lose, so after blowing the whistle , Let Gao Han and the others hold the clothes they won and walk away.

Those people from the Lanhai City Bureau, you look at me, I look at you, and finally they all looked at Li Shanhong with anger, and they all blamed him in their hearts, blaming him for provoking Liu Xiu for no reason. Lost naked.

But then again, this Liu Xiu doesn't show affection. When my side won before, at least they left a pair of underwear for those from the State and Urban Bureau, but this Liu Xiu has no gambling at all. Not to mention leaving a pair of underwear for people like myself, even the socks and insoles were won away.

In the next few days, Liu Xiu and the others went to the party school to attend classes during the day, and after returning to the hostel at night, they gathered together to discuss the program. The Spring Festival is less than a month away. Geng Zhen announced in the classroom today that the twelfth lunar month On the evening of the 25th, the Provincial Department held the "Police Heroes Spring Festival Gala" for these students to represent their respective municipal bureaus and perform on stage.

A few days ago, Wei Yuanheng also called Liu Xiu, asking Liu Xiu and the others to carefully prepare the program and try to impress the leaders of the provincial department. support them.

After dinner, Liu Xiu called everyone into her room and asked them what suggestions they had for the show.At this time, Deng Sheng said: "I heard a piece of news this afternoon. I heard that both the Lanhai Municipal Bureau and the Yingbei Municipal Bureau have invited celebrities to assist in the performance. Judging by their posture, they will not be the first, and they will never give up."

"Damn... can we still invite celebrities? Isn't this a gala organized by the provincial government? How can we let those celebrities participate? Besides, how much does it cost to invite celebrities?" Liu Xiu asked a little puzzled .

Deng Sheng introduced to Liu Xiu: "Of course I can invite you. You haven't seen the annual Spring Festival Gala of the Ministry of Public Security, have you? Those big names are getting higher and higher, and the lineup of performances is not inferior to that of CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.

As for the cost of inviting celebrities?In fact, it doesn’t cost much, because most of the city bureaus invite local stars. For example, the Lanhai City Bureau invited Huang Xiaonan, the one who sings very well. Her hometown is Lanhai City. , not a penny of performance fees. "

After Liu Xiu heard this, he humbly asked Deng Sheng for advice: "So powerful? Do you know which other city bureaus have hired stars? Who are they hiring? What level? We have to know ourselves and the enemy before we can fight a hundred battles." Yum."

Deng Sheng thought for a while: "It seems that except for our city bureau, the other city bureaus have invited stars to come to assist in the performance. If the conditions are good, some famous ones will be invited, and if the conditions are not good, some famous ones will be invited. But they invite Most of them are some local stars, one is to save money, and the other is to go out to make it sound good, this is called the police and the people have deep affection."

After hearing this, Liu Xiu nodded thoughtfully: "My hometown is not from the city of Zhou, so I don't know what stars have come out of our city? But you must know? Let me introduce you quickly. Which big-name star came out of the city in our state? Let's find a way to invite him back, and come here once, the police and the people love each other, how about it?"

After listening to Liu Xiu's words, Deng Sheng and the others all shook their heads. Gao Han said to Liu Xiu: "Alas...you can't expect to become famous within five years. The most famous one is a tertiary film, but that one is really I can't get it out.

We can’t even count on those celebrities who became famous five years ago, because after these people became famous, they all moved their household registrations from the local area, and after they moved their household registrations, they changed their names again. It seems that they don't admit that their hometown is ours at all. You have to ask them where their hometown is?Without even thinking about it, they answer you, saying that their hometown is from Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan. "

Liu Xiu started scratching her head again: "What should we do? Director Wei insisted that we go back with good grades, and the Municipal Bureau allocates money and goods, but we have money and have nowhere to spend it? How about we invite Liu, Guo, Zhang, Li, and the four heavenly kings of the entertainment industry?"

After listening to Liu Xiu's suggestion, everyone shook their heads, and Deng Sheng said: "Those four guys have too big wrists, we can't afford to invite them, if we really want to invite them four, it is estimated that our city bureau will The year's expenses have to be spent."

"It's better to ask yourself than to ask for help. If we don't have suitable stars in our local area, then we will do it ourselves. Do you guys have any special skills? For example, breaking boulders in the chest, stepping on steel nails with bare feet, etc.? If you have any, donate Come on, stop hiding it?" Liu Xiu couldn't help but make a joke.

Ren Haiyang smiled and waved his hands: "Hehe... Our talents are really not good, some of us can write brush calligraphy, draw meticulous paintings, etc., but the hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the provincial hall are better than us. There are many people who paint better than us, so it's better not to show our ugliness.

I remember when I was in Ling County, I heard that you could sing well, why don't you go to the stage to sing and dance?Or do you perform some kung fu for the leaders of the provincial government?I know that you are very good at fighting. I heard that you practice some legendary kung fu. How about you show off your skills when the time comes? "

"It's not good. My kung fu is used for self-defense and life-saving at critical times, not for performance. If my master finds out about this, he will be very angry. If my master gets angry, the consequences will be considerable." Seriously.

Sigh... don't think about it for now, let's stop here today, go and find out tomorrow, who are the stars that those city bureaus have invited, and what programs are they going to perform?Let's prescribe the right medicine again, and if we don't try to make a move, it's enough. Once we make a move, the audience will be shocked.

Leave it to me to deal with the matter of the stars. You have to invite one anyway. This is a matter of face. I will think of a way to see if I can invite Brother Chenglong?This time, I must make a good plan and come up with a performance that shocked the public security system in the whole province. After finishing speaking, Liu Xiu asked everyone to go back.

On the second day, Liu Xiu called his father and asked him to find a way to contact Chenglong and try to let him go to Ludong for a performance.

After thinking about it on the phone, Liu Xiu's father said that he would give it a try, but he was not sure. After all, Chenglong often performed abroad, and sometimes even spent the Spring Festival abroad. If it happened that Chenglong was not in China , then he has nothing to do.

Then he urged Liu Xiu to go home for the Spring Festival this year, and it would be best to bring Wang Ruomeng back. Liu Xiu agreed without thinking about it, and said in his heart: "Coax Dad first, so that he won't help me. After the party is over, I will decide whether to go home or not based on the actual situation.

After the party school was over in the afternoon, Ren Haiyang and the others came to Liu Xiu's room, and Gao Han said excitedly: "We have already found out, this time the party will definitely be full of stars, and the Lanhai Municipal Bureau invited Huang Xiaonan and the one who said cross talk Feng Xiaogong.

The Provincial Bureau invited Yan Weiwen and Pan Changhe, and the Yingbei Municipal Bureau invited Guo Laoda and Cai Mingming who performed sketches. What surprised me the most was the Taozheng Municipal Bureau. They actually invited Mr. Benshan and Lao Fan. Yes, these are my idols.

The rest of the city bureaus also invited a lot of stars, but none of them are very famous, most of them are second-tier and third-tier stars, some of whom I can’t name, and other city bureaus have already started to sort out scripts and rehearse, let’s What should I do? "

After listening to the situation introduced by Gao Han, Liu Xiu was also a little surprised: "Damn... these city bureaus are going all out? Don't plan to live in the future? Even the teacher Benshan and Lao Fan from Nagada in the Northeast invited him Here they come, what do they want to do? As for making it so grand?

Fortunately, I have been prepared, don't worry, I also invited a big star, he will arrive soon, I believe he will surprise everyone, but you have to keep a secret first, so as not to be caught by others Those PUCs got wind of it.

Tomorrow we will submit the program list, the chorus of "True Heroes" and the magic "Reading Mind", I will definitely shock everyone by then, and let our city bureau's performance this time become an unsurpassed model. "

"Chorus? "True Hero"? Who will sing? Magic? Who will perform?" Gao Han asked with some doubts.

"Nonsense, of course we sang it. You guys have practiced this song in the past few days. Then I will let you show your face. As for magic? In order for this performance to be successful, I can only use my The mind-reading skills that have been practiced for many years have been displayed, and then you can keep your eyes open." After Liu Xiu said this, he hummed a ditty.