I have become a dangerous place and invaded the fairyland with strangeness

Chapter 53: The Emperor's Lameness (I)

Now we know that the approach of diluting the spiritual power of red fruits in an attempt to cultivate completely red fruits with part of the red fruits and achieve reproduction in disguise is not feasible.

And it created such a useless pool of water.

Yin and Tianjing, who had ended up making things worse, dared not make any more random suggestions and actively helped Jiuli Sect think about how to deal with the lake water.

Give the fish in here to those who have cultivation to drink or eat.
Just like the special spiritual power that was previously retained in Silver's body,
The extremely weak red fruit spiritual power carried by the fish or pond water will be decomposed after a month and extracted from the body like impure spiritual energy.

Therefore, placing the lake water in a place where there are only practitioners and no ordinary people living there can protect the research from being exposed and at the same time get rid of these useless lake water for free.

There are two such places, one is Junziwu and the other is today's Xie Lingtiandi.

There are many people in Junziwu, and it seems that only Xie Lingtiandi is suitable to drain the water from the pond.

then……

Xie Ling never expected that after traveling to the world of immortals, he would no longer be considered a human being, and some scum would emit wastewater from the "red fruit radiation" onto him.

Under the cover of Yingtian Sect, Jiuli Sect secretly poured all the lake water into the swamp.

Watching the wastewater that clearly contained the spiritual power of the red fruit entering the swamp, Xie Ling resisted the urge to smack them all into the swamp with one hand.

Okay, okay, let’s do it like this.

Xie Ling shifted his gaze to the five people from Yingtian Sect and began to control the discharge of cockroach eggs from their bodies.

After coming out of Xie Ling's inner world, Du Zhi has been in an awkward state.

The five of them were separated and asked to recall the contents of their inner world and describe everything they saw and heard in detail.

It also includes their thoughts and judgments. The sect will exempt them from all behaviors in the inner world that are not in compliance with the sect's rules.

Therefore, Du Zhi has not left the inner mountains of Yingtian Sect in the past few days and is under constant surveillance.

The thirst became more and more intense, and absorbing moisture from the air could no longer relieve the feeling.

Neither she nor the sect found any problems with her.

Therefore, Du Zhi regarded this thirst as a way to relieve pressure after coming out of Xie Ling's inner world.

The immortals who had experienced the great calamity before also had similar feelings of desire, but theirs were very advanced.
Some want to have a child, some want to have a big dream, but I have never heard of anyone who just wants to drink water. Even if you want to satisfy your appetite, it is better than just wanting to drink water.

So Du Zhi had been enduring it. She felt it was a bit embarrassing, as it would make her catastrophe seem low-class.

The other four people were the same, and none of them told the sect about this thirst.

So when Xie Ling controlled Xiaoqiang's eggs to be discharged from their bodies,
The thirst of the five people was finally relieved, and Xiaoqiang's eggs spread throughout Yingtian Sect along with the water vapor they exchanged into the air.

The cockroaches expelled from the body hatched in the air and flew around invisible.

Xie Ling controlled them and wandered around Yingtian Sect, avoiding formations that would detect cockroaches and attaching themselves to people who could enter these formations.

Successfully entered the Cave Heaven Corridor of Yingtian Sect.

The eldest and second oldest are still there, and the new third oldest has completed the cave.

Looking at the immature cave, Xie Ling had no intention of eating it at all.

You dare to discharge sewage into my world. In return, it’s not too much for me to steal two of your caves.

The twenty-nine souls given by Yingtian Sect this time strengthened his will. Xie Ling tried it and found that he could swallow the second one easily, but the first one was still a little sluggish.

I just don't know if this time, it will attract the attention of Gou Tiandao.

Xie Ling carefully controlled Xiao Qiang to fly up from the person guarding the cave, intending to land around the second one first.

Unexpectedly, just as Xiao Qiang flew off the body of the person guarding the cave, a piercing spiritual whistle sounded from the cave corridor.
The sound waves, which seem to be real, serve as an early warning on the one hand, and provide a layer of protection for the periphery of all the caves on the other.

Damn Yingtian Sect, they actually set up anti-theft measures this time!
Xie Ling didn't care about anything else and swallowed the second one in one gulp.

Before the Yingtian Sect members, who had received the burglar alarm, activated their attack formation to instantly destroy all foreign objects in the corridor, Xie Ling had already swallowed the second child.

The formation was activated, and the strong cockroach was annihilated in an instant. Xie Ling's consciousness withdrew before it was annihilated. The next second, the gaze of the Heavenly Dao appeared again.

This time Xie Ling was not caught. He was in his own world, clearly looking at the black hole in the sky.

The huge black hole encompassed the entire Yingtian Sect, and those in the Tribulation Crossing Stage of the Yingtian Sect did not dare to breathe.

The leader of Yingtian Sect and his mother appeared in the cave corridor at the first moment. Their faces turned pale as they looked at the empty second golden thread.

Xie Ling could not see this good show. Although there were still many evildoers in Yingtian Sect, the existence of the black hole made him dare not watch any of them.

After swallowing the second one, Xie Ling felt that the area of ​​his world had not increased.
Its size seemed to have been fixed, and it could no longer transform new land after swallowing up new caves.

However, at the boundary between him and the outside world, Xie Ling felt that his will expanded outward a little bit.

Although it was only a little bit, and if you had to describe it, it was smaller than a fist, this tiny change still aroused the anger of the outside world.

The black hole of Yingtian Sect did not dissipate, and a black hole that collapsed the sky also appeared at the boundary between Xie Lingtian and the outside world.

All the major immortal sects and independent cultivators looked up, feeling the pressure from heaven and earth that they had never experienced before.

The next second, rumbling thunder descended, and the last replicas of the Funeral Clan were all shattered and cooked by the thunder, disappearing from the face of the earth.

Under the ground of Xizhou, an intense feeling of pain swept through the consciousness of all the funeral tribe members, and all of them except Tang Sanzang fell to the ground instantly.

Tang Sanzang almost fainted. If he had not broken through to the Mahayana stage a few days ago, he would have fallen to the ground like his tribesmen were now.

He knelt on the ground with difficulty, supporting himself with one hand, raised his head with bloodshot eyes, and looked at the sky through the earth's crust.

He didn't understand why God found them in an instant when they were hiding so well.

These clones have little time left, but they will soon complete the final "naturalization".
There are nearly a hundred "mortals" waiting to be teleported back.

A wave of thunder from the sky destroyed everything.

At this time, there were more than 800 people brought back by the clones in the underground cavity, and many of them had been promoted to Nascent Soul stage.

Xie Ling didn't know that he had ruined Tang Sanzang's plan. He was playing with the copper ring given to him and watching Gou Tiandao's helpless rage with great interest.

Who are you trying to scare by a few thunders? It's as if thunder doesn't know who can do it.

Xie Ling waved his hand and sent a mine to his own border, hitting the "new border" accurately.

Are you angry? I can start to devour you now!
Although the principle is not clear, this small step taken by Xie Ling marks a big step in reversing the situation.

Xie Ling's world finally began to confront the outside world!

Xie Ling, full of vigor and vitality, felt the increase of his will, waved his hand gently, and indeed, he was able to add a new rule to the whole world:
[Strange Birth: Offer your flesh and blood to the world. The more unique your flesh and blood, the more unique the rhyme of Tao you will receive.]

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"What do you mean? What do I need flesh and blood for? What I was thinking just now was to increase the probability of unique creatures in my world." "For example, how could Xiaoqiang, a good creature who helped me a lot, become a weird birth and offer flesh and blood!"

Xie Ling didn’t quite understand why, even though he had become stronger, the rules still misinterpreted his intentions in strange ways.

At the border, due to the madness of the dog Tiandao,

As the heavenly thunder raged, many independent cultivators who were not qualified to enter the heaven and earth took advantage of the chaos to run into Xie Ling's heaven and earth.

Among them was Huang Lai.

Huang Lai, who has reached the Nascent Soul stage, should be a casual cultivator who is doing well.

Unfortunately, those who know where his cultivation came from all know that he is a complete dud.
Even though his cultivation seemed quite high, he was still not welcomed among the independent cultivators.

Because Huang Lai started out as a gangster.

Before embarking on the path of cultivation, he was a member of the mortal world who ate "imperial food", so he changed his name to Huang Lai.

If a normal person had this name, the name alone would be enough to get him thrown into jail and sold to an immortal as a slave.

But he gave this name more like a title to remind others of his achievements at all times.

Eating the emperor's food is a skill, so his surname is Huang. But the emperor's food he eats is not the real emperor's food, so he adds a "Lai" to it.

Before the gangster Huang Lai named himself, he made a living by collecting protection money.

The gangsters collect protection fees by abiding by the rules. It is not like in the world of immortals where whoever has the bigger fist has the final say and can just show their fists and ask for money.

That's robbery, not protection money, and you'll end up in jail.

Therefore, Huang Lai collected protection fees by extorting money.

What is extortion? For example, he goes to a restaurant to eat, takes a few bites of noodles, and then sticks a toothpick into his mouth, causing it to bleed. He then goes to the restaurant and says there is a stone in the rice, and asks for a waiver of the bill plus compensation. This is called extortion.

In essence, it is still about reason. Even if it is perverse and far-fetched, it is still reason. You will not go to jail or be sold into slavery if you use reason to blackmail others.

Huang Lai is well versed in the art of making specious arguments.

When he first saw a grain transport team escorted by immortals carrying a large amount of grain to the imperial granary, he had the idea of ​​blackmailing the imperial granary.

He found an immortal to guard the grain into the warehouse and then left. On the day of opening the warehouse to release the grain, he specially paid someone to copy dozens of heroic letters.

It said that he would go to this warehouse on such and such a day and month to ask the Immortal Emperor for his life, and asked all heroes to show their favor.

So on the day when the granaries were opened to release grain, the crowds of mortals who gathered to watch were several times more than expected.
At that time, the emperor washed himself and lay down in front of the imperial granary, blocking the carts carrying grain inside.

No matter who comes out, as long as he is not an immortal, Huang Lai will shout and demand his life from the Immortal Emperor.

The grain supervisor came out to chase him away, but the emperor would not leave unless the immortal appeared.

As soon as the immortal showed up, the emperor would just walk away and send another invitation to a hero.
This happened three times in a row. When the emperor was finally caught without the immortal, the grain supervisor had no choice but to let the fully loaded grain carts run over him.

The emperor let the grain carts go without saying a word, and he survived after returning. This was considered as the emperor's food.

From now on, you can go to the imperial warehouse on time every month to collect a portion of food and become a gangster who eats the emperor's food.

Huang Lai originally thought that he would live a "rich" and "leisurely" life.

Until one day, the remnants of the Fengtian Sect fled to their town, disguised as a blind fortune teller with a Taoist appearance.

How can we tolerate that emperor? We have to collect protection fees from him.

He sat down with a blind fortune teller and asked him to tell him when he would be able to get married.

The blind man is pretending to be blind, but his abilities are real. The immortals of Fengtian Sect used magic to calculate and found out that Huang Lai is destined to have no wife.

Naturally, I told him that he had no wife.

But Huang Lai casually gave some money to the laundry lady next to him, and asked her to act as his wife, saying that the blind fortune teller had made a mistake and should pay compensation.

The immortal from Fengtian Sect, who had grown up in the world of immortal cultivation, had never seen someone so blatantly extorting money, so he was too lazy to pay attention to him and decided to set up his stall in another place.

Who knew that Huang Lai would rely on him? No matter where he went to set up a stall, Huang Lai would sit next to him, and anyone who came would say that he was a liar.

Knowing that this place for mortals was managed by a subsidiary sect of the Yingtian Sect, the people of the Fengtian Sect did not want to attract attention, so they simply stopped setting up the stall and switched to blind massage.

Huang Lai went for another massage and dislocated his shoulder halfway through. He said that the blind man had crippled him with the massage and demanded compensation.

The immortal from Fengtian Sect was so angry that he wanted to reveal his power and cut Huang Lai into pieces, but Huang Lai was extremely famous in this area, and he couldn't find a chance to do it.

So he tolerated him again. The blind masseur quit his job and changed his career to blacksmithing.

As expected, Huang Lai came again, and this time he asked the blind man to hit him with an axe.

The immortals of Fengtian Sect were especially careful of him and used some skills to make the axe very delicate before handing it to him.

Huang Lai used an axe to smash and hit, and even after rebuilding, he couldn't find any flaws, so he had to take the axe and get straight to the point, saying he wanted to collect protection money.

The experienced immortals of the Fengtian Sect also learned the secular rules after their entanglement with Huang Lai for some time.

He simply dug out his eyes and forced Huang Lai to do as he was told. If he didn't, he would kill him.

Huang Lai originally wanted to chop off his little finger, but he didn't expect the blind man to dig out his eyes directly.

The well-behaved Huang Lai dug out one of his eyes without saying a word.
Now the immortal of Fengtian Sect felt a little guilty, because his eyes were nominally blind, while Huang Lai's were the good ones.

According to the rules, he had to pay protection money to Huang Lai, but the immortal couldn't swallow this humiliation, so he just dug up the other one and gave it to him.

Anyway, immortals can grow, but emperors cannot.

Huang Lai was shocked when he saw it, but he couldn't leave because he was a gangster with the surname Huang and a benchmark in this area.

So he gouged out both of his eyes, took the axe and felt his way out the door.

When he went out, he ran into the spy of the Yingtian Sect. Huang Lai picked up the axe and started swinging it around. The immortal's spy could tell from his eyes that the axe was extraordinary.

He grabbed Huang Lai and told him to find the man who hit him with the axe. Huang Lai led his men back to the blind man.
The blind man's eyes had just recovered and he was exposed all of a sudden.

Later, Huang Lai made great contributions and became an outer disciple of the immortal sect by collecting protection fees.

Not only did his eyes recover, but he also learned magic.

Unfortunately, this method of blackmailing people has also been brought into the world of cultivating immortals.
He was so used to cheating that how could he change easily? One day he tried to cheat the daughter of an inner sect elder, saying that someone had sucked his virginity.

But he didn't know that the woman actually treated him as a cauldron and sucked away his Yuan Yang, allowing Huang Lai to break through to the Nascent Soul stage in one fell swoop.

Then he was expelled from the sect and became a self-employed cultivator.

(End of this chapter)