Korean Entertainment: Onmyoji
Chapter 207 The Story of the Legendary Pink and the Grasshopper
() "Well... the preview of this episode is out." pd called up the previous screen from the monitor, "Guest of this episode: top. Substitute: Fifth Jade. Um..." Then the screen fast-forwarded to The scene of going fishing in the sea, and then said: "Minors are required to watch this episode accompanied by their parents, because..." The scene of Fifth Jade holding a shark is called up, and then fast-forwards to the melee of the family members in the snow scene, and then said: "Because this issue is full of violence!"
"Cruel!" As he spoke, he fixed the picture on the scene of killing fish and eating sashimi at sea, then raised his head, pointed at the current scene, and said, "Add blood!"
writer:"……"
"Just after the new year, are you sure you want to do this kind of gimmick?" The writer rolled his eyes and reminded.
"Not sure..." Depressedly lowering his head, the pd said with a bitter face: "Are you sure we are punishing them in this issue? Why does it feel like it's the other way around!!!"
Back in the shooting, Wu Wuyu's so-called brain bursting was naturally a bluff, and he looked at the way everyone turned their backs to him with pride, and said:
"Ah, ah, no problem!"
"Ah, you are really..." The crowd headed by Liu Zaishi immediately began to criticize Wu Wuyu, only to see Wu Wuyu, as if he had never heard of it, lifted the knife from the chopping board on his own, and then interrupted:
"Scientifically speaking, no matter how big this fish called anglerfish is, its actual brain capacity is only that small, and it is absolutely incomparable with a human's. Therefore, the scene of brain bursting is impossible!"
"Ouch..." Li Xiaoli retched, then covered Fifth Jade's mouth angrily, and said, "Stop talking about it, it makes me feel even more disgusted!"
"It's just food!" Fifth Yu replied, pretending to be innocent.
"How is it possible! It was still alive and kicking just now!" Liu Zaishi yelled loudly.
"Okay, then don't eat it later." Fifth Jade shrugged and delivered a fatal blow.
I saw Liu Zaishi froze for a moment, then lost all momentum, and said weakly: "Of course you have to eat..."
Fifth Yu rolled his eyes, expressing contempt for Liu Zaishi's behavior.But there is nothing to do with Wuyu in the future. In view of Wuyu's "bad" behavior, Yizhen took the knife from him. Although it would be tiring to do it by himself, it is more important to be safe.
Some ingredients are needed to make fish soup. While Yizhen is processing the ingredients, other members of the family start preparing the seasoning.
"Hyori, you and Top go and buy some sea squirts!" Liu Zaishi instructed, then changed his voice, and said in a strange tone: "However, someone must watch!"
Li Xiaoli sighed suddenly, and thought: Those who should come will always come... At <Music Festival', these two people surprised us! "
"That's just for performance!" Top explained in a low voice.
How could the family members pay attention to Top's explanation, and started booing one by one.Lee Hyori smiled helplessly, pulled Yezhen beside her and said:
"It's just acting! It's like you are making a TV series."
"But you are not actors." Park Ye Jin's answer immediately made Lee Hyori speechless.
"So, Tianxi, you go to monitor them, and remember to walk between the two of them!" Liu Zaishi arranged more happily when he saw Xiaoli was deflated.
"Okay!" Li Tianxi quickly agreed, thinking joyfully in his heart: Finally, I don't have to work...
On the contrary, Li Xiaoli was stunned for a moment. Originally, she thought that Wu Wuyu would follow her. After all, she and Wu Wuyu had just had an affair.
In fact, Fifth Jade's arrival was an accident, not planned in advance by the program group.When this problem was discovered, the program team did not intend to make mistakes.In variety shows, a proper amount of pink can indeed stimulate ratings, but too much is too much.Two men who have been rumored to have an affair with Lee Hyori, get together and go shopping together? The pd and the writer imagined the scene, but decided to give up...
However, the program team does not intend to let Wuyu go.Although he is not a guest, as the fifth jade who is very topical recently and rarely shows up in public, even if he is only here today as a substitute, I believe the audience is no less curious about Fifth Jade than they are about the guests!
Thinking of this, the writer squatted there and couldn't help saying: "It really looks like it!"
"What?" The pd next to him asked strangely.
"I mean Fifth Jade xi and top are really similar!" The writer explained without turning his head: "Both were born in [-], and they also had scandals with Xiao Leoni, and the reasons for the rumors are not even the same. So similar!" After a pause, the writer suddenly said like a nympho: "The most important thing is that both of them are very handsome! And they are not handsome like those handsome boys. Both of them have a deep outline. Of course, I personally I think Fifth Yuxi is more handsome... Whoops!"
PD withdrew his knife in his hand, and said blankly: "Don't be an idiot, Zuo! Home! Big! People!"
As the writer said, fifth jade is really similar to top.Even in terms of appearance, they are all the type with deeper outlines, but Wuyu's facial features are more delicate, so when Wuyu smiles, it feels warmer, just like now...
Although Lee Hyori has formed a pink line with Top, there is still a woman in the family!Thus, Wu Wuyu and Yizhen formed another pink line.
Due to Wu Wuyu's accidental joining, in fact, the program team did not have any plans or scripts for his and Yezhen's pink!However, these two people are both actors, so there should be no problem... The writer thought with some concern.
Soon, the writer realized that his worries were completely unnecessary. The behavior of these two people... acted as if they were real!
When Wu Wuyu is with Taeyeon, she often looks clumsy and doesn't know what to say.But that's because their feelings are real, so it's often sensibility that dominates him.And Fifth Jade is actually a very rational person, suddenly being dominated by emotion, it is inevitable that he will be at a loss.
However, in the current situation, if it's just acting, Wu Wuyu's rationality will come into play immediately!
Yejin handles the anglerfish, while Wuyu sits aside and helps.Seeing her struggling to cut, Wu Wuyu took over and began to divide the anglerfish into pieces.
Seeing this scene, Liu Zaishi, who was in charge of lighting the fire, walked up to the two of them quietly, and said in a loud voice:
"Are you dating?"
Dacheng, who also stayed at home to help, also interjected at the right time: "Brother Yu is very capable, and if we are together in nuna, he is a very good helper!"
Although this pink color was planned, it is really annoying to see Liu Zaishi's smug expression...
With a bang, Wu Wuyu deliberately chopped the fish vigorously, and then said to Yizhen beside him, "I played snowball fights today, and I immediately recalled my childhood!"
Although she didn't know what Fifth Yu meant, Yizhen nodded cooperatively and said, "That's right, when I was a child, what I looked forward to most in winter was snow! But I prefer to make snowmen..."
"It seems to be back when I was a child, and I can play around without any scruples." Fifth Yu continued, "In autumn, I can pick fruits to eat, and I feel that the fruits at that time are much more delicious than the ones now! "
"Really?" Yizhen became interested, tilted her head and listened to Wuyu's words seriously.
"Oh, that's right!" Wu Wuyu pretended to be surprised and said, "There is one more thing to do in autumn!"
"What?" asked Yizhen, who was aroused by curiosity, and at the same time, Liu Zaishi and Dacheng also surrounded him curiously.
"Autumn!" Fifth Yu put down the knife, directly tore off a piece of uncooked fish with his hands, and continued: "The crops are ripe in autumn, and the grasshoppers are fed to make them fat. Children often Go to the farm to catch grasshoppers!"
As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at Liu Zaishi, showed his bright white teeth and said with a smile: "It tastes the best when roasted!"
"Hey!!!" Liu Zaishi was startled, and then lay on the table with his hands covering his chest, and said with a painful expression, "Oh, how can you... how can you even eat grasshoppers!!!"
"It eats our crops, we eat it, the cycle of cause and effect! Isn't it?" Fifth Jade said lightly.
"Ugh!" Liu Zaishi lay exaggeratedly on the table, screaming as if piercing his lungs, got up after a while, and asked Wu Wuyu:
"You have eaten?"
"It's quite fragrant." Fifth Jade replied, tilting her head.
"Ugh!" So Liu Zaishi fell down again... (To be continued.)
"Cruel!" As he spoke, he fixed the picture on the scene of killing fish and eating sashimi at sea, then raised his head, pointed at the current scene, and said, "Add blood!"
writer:"……"
"Just after the new year, are you sure you want to do this kind of gimmick?" The writer rolled his eyes and reminded.
"Not sure..." Depressedly lowering his head, the pd said with a bitter face: "Are you sure we are punishing them in this issue? Why does it feel like it's the other way around!!!"
Back in the shooting, Wu Wuyu's so-called brain bursting was naturally a bluff, and he looked at the way everyone turned their backs to him with pride, and said:
"Ah, ah, no problem!"
"Ah, you are really..." The crowd headed by Liu Zaishi immediately began to criticize Wu Wuyu, only to see Wu Wuyu, as if he had never heard of it, lifted the knife from the chopping board on his own, and then interrupted:
"Scientifically speaking, no matter how big this fish called anglerfish is, its actual brain capacity is only that small, and it is absolutely incomparable with a human's. Therefore, the scene of brain bursting is impossible!"
"Ouch..." Li Xiaoli retched, then covered Fifth Jade's mouth angrily, and said, "Stop talking about it, it makes me feel even more disgusted!"
"It's just food!" Fifth Yu replied, pretending to be innocent.
"How is it possible! It was still alive and kicking just now!" Liu Zaishi yelled loudly.
"Okay, then don't eat it later." Fifth Jade shrugged and delivered a fatal blow.
I saw Liu Zaishi froze for a moment, then lost all momentum, and said weakly: "Of course you have to eat..."
Fifth Yu rolled his eyes, expressing contempt for Liu Zaishi's behavior.But there is nothing to do with Wuyu in the future. In view of Wuyu's "bad" behavior, Yizhen took the knife from him. Although it would be tiring to do it by himself, it is more important to be safe.
Some ingredients are needed to make fish soup. While Yizhen is processing the ingredients, other members of the family start preparing the seasoning.
"Hyori, you and Top go and buy some sea squirts!" Liu Zaishi instructed, then changed his voice, and said in a strange tone: "However, someone must watch!"
Li Xiaoli sighed suddenly, and thought: Those who should come will always come... At <Music Festival', these two people surprised us! "
"That's just for performance!" Top explained in a low voice.
How could the family members pay attention to Top's explanation, and started booing one by one.Lee Hyori smiled helplessly, pulled Yezhen beside her and said:
"It's just acting! It's like you are making a TV series."
"But you are not actors." Park Ye Jin's answer immediately made Lee Hyori speechless.
"So, Tianxi, you go to monitor them, and remember to walk between the two of them!" Liu Zaishi arranged more happily when he saw Xiaoli was deflated.
"Okay!" Li Tianxi quickly agreed, thinking joyfully in his heart: Finally, I don't have to work...
On the contrary, Li Xiaoli was stunned for a moment. Originally, she thought that Wu Wuyu would follow her. After all, she and Wu Wuyu had just had an affair.
In fact, Fifth Jade's arrival was an accident, not planned in advance by the program group.When this problem was discovered, the program team did not intend to make mistakes.In variety shows, a proper amount of pink can indeed stimulate ratings, but too much is too much.Two men who have been rumored to have an affair with Lee Hyori, get together and go shopping together? The pd and the writer imagined the scene, but decided to give up...
However, the program team does not intend to let Wuyu go.Although he is not a guest, as the fifth jade who is very topical recently and rarely shows up in public, even if he is only here today as a substitute, I believe the audience is no less curious about Fifth Jade than they are about the guests!
Thinking of this, the writer squatted there and couldn't help saying: "It really looks like it!"
"What?" The pd next to him asked strangely.
"I mean Fifth Jade xi and top are really similar!" The writer explained without turning his head: "Both were born in [-], and they also had scandals with Xiao Leoni, and the reasons for the rumors are not even the same. So similar!" After a pause, the writer suddenly said like a nympho: "The most important thing is that both of them are very handsome! And they are not handsome like those handsome boys. Both of them have a deep outline. Of course, I personally I think Fifth Yuxi is more handsome... Whoops!"
PD withdrew his knife in his hand, and said blankly: "Don't be an idiot, Zuo! Home! Big! People!"
As the writer said, fifth jade is really similar to top.Even in terms of appearance, they are all the type with deeper outlines, but Wuyu's facial features are more delicate, so when Wuyu smiles, it feels warmer, just like now...
Although Lee Hyori has formed a pink line with Top, there is still a woman in the family!Thus, Wu Wuyu and Yizhen formed another pink line.
Due to Wu Wuyu's accidental joining, in fact, the program team did not have any plans or scripts for his and Yezhen's pink!However, these two people are both actors, so there should be no problem... The writer thought with some concern.
Soon, the writer realized that his worries were completely unnecessary. The behavior of these two people... acted as if they were real!
When Wu Wuyu is with Taeyeon, she often looks clumsy and doesn't know what to say.But that's because their feelings are real, so it's often sensibility that dominates him.And Fifth Jade is actually a very rational person, suddenly being dominated by emotion, it is inevitable that he will be at a loss.
However, in the current situation, if it's just acting, Wu Wuyu's rationality will come into play immediately!
Yejin handles the anglerfish, while Wuyu sits aside and helps.Seeing her struggling to cut, Wu Wuyu took over and began to divide the anglerfish into pieces.
Seeing this scene, Liu Zaishi, who was in charge of lighting the fire, walked up to the two of them quietly, and said in a loud voice:
"Are you dating?"
Dacheng, who also stayed at home to help, also interjected at the right time: "Brother Yu is very capable, and if we are together in nuna, he is a very good helper!"
Although this pink color was planned, it is really annoying to see Liu Zaishi's smug expression...
With a bang, Wu Wuyu deliberately chopped the fish vigorously, and then said to Yizhen beside him, "I played snowball fights today, and I immediately recalled my childhood!"
Although she didn't know what Fifth Yu meant, Yizhen nodded cooperatively and said, "That's right, when I was a child, what I looked forward to most in winter was snow! But I prefer to make snowmen..."
"It seems to be back when I was a child, and I can play around without any scruples." Fifth Yu continued, "In autumn, I can pick fruits to eat, and I feel that the fruits at that time are much more delicious than the ones now! "
"Really?" Yizhen became interested, tilted her head and listened to Wuyu's words seriously.
"Oh, that's right!" Wu Wuyu pretended to be surprised and said, "There is one more thing to do in autumn!"
"What?" asked Yizhen, who was aroused by curiosity, and at the same time, Liu Zaishi and Dacheng also surrounded him curiously.
"Autumn!" Fifth Yu put down the knife, directly tore off a piece of uncooked fish with his hands, and continued: "The crops are ripe in autumn, and the grasshoppers are fed to make them fat. Children often Go to the farm to catch grasshoppers!"
As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at Liu Zaishi, showed his bright white teeth and said with a smile: "It tastes the best when roasted!"
"Hey!!!" Liu Zaishi was startled, and then lay on the table with his hands covering his chest, and said with a painful expression, "Oh, how can you... how can you even eat grasshoppers!!!"
"It eats our crops, we eat it, the cycle of cause and effect! Isn't it?" Fifth Jade said lightly.
"Ugh!" Liu Zaishi lay exaggeratedly on the table, screaming as if piercing his lungs, got up after a while, and asked Wu Wuyu:
"You have eaten?"
"It's quite fragrant." Fifth Jade replied, tilting her head.
"Ugh!" So Liu Zaishi fell down again... (To be continued.)
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