My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 31 This Rabbit is Fat
Before leaving, Kong Xuan stood outside the pass and gave Zhong Su thousands of instructions.

“Brother Su, although you have some magical powers, you have no experience in fighting.

I'm going to teach you a lesson. No matter who you meet, don't hold back. Try to seize the initiative. Whether it makes sense or not, you should beat the motherf*ck first."

"Brother, the path of Taoism is not about fighting and killing. I have said this many times..."

Faced with Kong Xuan's teachings, Zhong Su smiled and shook his head, then turned to Hu Jiao and Deng Jia Xiaojiu beside him.

"Don't listen to my elder brother's nonsense. He must have great magical powers or great backers to do that. Otherwise, he would have been reduced to ashes long ago."

After instructing the two children, Zhong Su looked at Kong Xuan again and smiled.

"Don't worry, big brother. After all, this is in the territory of Da Shang. Even though the mountains are a bit far from the pass, there won't be any big monsters."

"Yes, there are no big monsters, the big monsters are all in Xiniu Hezhou, but even if there are no big monsters, there are still spirits.

What if we run into a few evil Taoist priests who catch monsters? Although those bastards may not have much power or luck, they have a lot of dirty tricks.

Brother Su, you must be careful. Even if you only have one flower and your magic power is weak, you must try your best to keep your spiritual treasures running on their own. Remember!"

Kong Xuan looked at Zhong Sulu with concern, as if he were his own child.

Oh, Kong Xuan has no children.

This look might be even more intimate than looking at a child.

In response to his elder brother's earnest teachings, Zhong Su nodded, asking his elder brother to relax as much as possible.

But seeing Zhong Su riding the tiger away, Kong Xuan thought about it and finally took two steps to catch up with Zhong Su, and finally said in a low voice.

"Brother Su, tell me the truth, how about I secretly leave Sanshan Pass and go to your place to practice with you?

It's not that I look down on you, it's just...

After seeing the five-colored stone with my own eyes yesterday, my eldest brother felt itchy on his face and became uneasy.

"Brother, I have an inexplicable feeling that the Five-Colored Stone might be very evil. You...be very careful!"

“Ah, this…!”

After hearing Kong Xuan's words, Zhong Suli thought for a moment and suddenly understood why Kong Xuan was so worried.

How could Kong Xuan like the Five-Colored Stone? That thing was his nemesis and one of his calamities.

You know, decades later, Kong Xuan was repeatedly attacked and hit in the face by Deng Chanyu with five-colored stones.

Our Great Sage Kong is so arrogant that he can fight with the Sage Zhunti even when he meets him. He even beat the generals of Xiqi and the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect so hard that they were bleeding.

But such a domineering Kong Dasheng would be slapped in the face as soon as he met Deng Chanyu and the Five-Colored Stone.

The guy's face was hit by Deng Chanyu with the Five-Color Stone. Brother Kong, do you think the Five-Color Stone is okay?
Although he understood it in his heart, Zhong Su was not in a position to explain it to Kong Xuan, so after exchanging a few more pleasantries with Kong Xuan, he finally left the checkpoint and followed Deng Jiugong's instructions to head into the mountains.

Deng's Mountain, as the fiefdom of the Deng family, is also an important repository of the Deng family's magical powers. There are still some servants of the Deng family guarding and guiding along the way.

Not to mention the big monster that Kong Xuan was worried about, even the first-rate monsters in this mountain had been wiped out again and again by the ancestors of the Deng family.

Zhong Su said that he was looking for Jiu Gong to lead the way, but in fact, he was Xiao Jiu's nanny, and followed Jiu Gongzi to work in the mines in the mountains.

With guidance along the way, Zhong Su found a suitable place for practicing in less than half a day.

As early as yesterday when he saw the Five-Color Stone with his own eyes, Zhong Su's instinct told him how to use the Five-Color Stone.

Now, after comparing the lighting angles and calculating the directions and distributions of the five lights and five energies, Zhong Su took off the silver dust bundle from the whisk in his hand.

At the side, seeing Zhong Su holding a short stick and looking for an angle on the rocks, Deng Jiugong, whose mind was full of magic, asked a little puzzled.

"Master, why are you climbing the mountain? Have you found a mining site that suits your taste?
Then you should be able to split mountains and move rocks just by pointing your finger, why are you still using a stick to gesture?"

"What do you know, kid? The master has his own plans!"

Without waiting for Zhong Su's response, Hu Jiao started arguing with Deng Jiugong.

Accompanied by Hu Jiao's voice as if she understood everything and Deng Jiugong's eyes shining with gold, Zhong Su found the right lighting angle and pointed the Ruyi stick towards the rocks below.

"Big." Zhong Suli said the word "big", and the Ruyi Stick instantly expanded and pointed directly at the rocks.

As the cliff cracked under the weight, the golden cudgel opened up a slanted cave for Zhong Su, which was three meters thick and ten meters long.

Zhong Su looked at both sides of the cave, then turned the Ruyi stick left and right. The Ruyi stick was like a windshield wiper, creating a fan-shaped hole with an angle of about 60 degrees on the cliff.

After roughly determining the angle of the cliff, Zhong Su took back the Ruyi Stick, combined it into a whisk again, and jumped into the cave holding the whisk.

After falling all the way to the bottom of the cave, Zhong Su looked up and saw that the cave was fan-shaped, and this fan-shape just happened to extend along the trajectory of the sun's movement.

Therefore, this fan shape can allow Zhong Su to be directly exposed to the sun's rays until noon.

After ensuring the lighting, Zhong Su looked inside the cave. In addition to the five-colored stones that he had crushed, there were more gravel and silt scattered around.

So Zhong Su scooped up the cloud realm, and sent all the gravel and mud into the cloud realm, rolled it into a ball and threw it out of the cave.

Then, Zhong Su followed his instinct of mending the sky and bathing the sun to distinguish the directions and rules of the five energies contained in the five-colored stone.

Outside the cave, Hu Jiao and Deng Jiugong waited for three hours.

Hu Jiao was fine. Having already embarked on the path of spiritual practice a long time ago, she knew how lonely spiritual practice was.

But Deng Jiugong couldn't stand it. He was only eight years old and didn't have the patience to wait here forever.

So while the sun was still there, Jiu Gong left Hu Jiao and went to the woods near the cliff to play with the wild fox and the flying eagle.

This is the Deng family forest. Most of the smart beasts in the forest know Deng Jiugong. With the Deng family servants keeping an eye on him all the time, there is no need to worry that Deng Jiugong will be captured and eaten.

Deng Jiugong played until midnight that night, when even the moonlight could no longer shine into the cave, Zhong Su finally walked out of the cave.

"Tiger Jiao, give me some hair."

He called out to Hu Jiao, and then pulled two tufts of the white tiger's hair.

Hu Jiao shook her body indifferently, and then saw Zhong Su twist the tufts of tiger hair into a thin rope, and then strung thirty-six five-colored stones with small holes in them on it.

After making the five-color stone bracelet, Zhong Su said to Hu Jiao with a smile.

"I searched for a whole day and finally found thirty-six stones that are in line with the five qi circulation. With this bracelet, I can also slowly practice on weekdays, just a little slower.

It's getting late, I can't fast yet, let's roast some meat together, where's Deng Jiugong?"

"I'm here!"

Deng Jiugong walked out of the jungle with two cute rabbits in his arms.

"Master, I...I'll go catch..."

He murmured a few words, seeming to feel that this was not a good idea, so he struggled to hug the rabbit tightly and knelt down.

“I didn’t want to learn what the servants taught me, I just couldn’t stand the loneliness and went to play secretly.

Even the rabbits were caught by the servants for me to eat. I just hung out and had fun with foxes and birds in the mountains. I... I know I was wrong."

After he finished speaking, Xiaojiu lowered his head and waited for Zhong Su's criticism, while the sound of several people slapping their foreheads could be heard from the distant forest.

The young master is so ignorant. He could have avoided being punished by the real master by saying that he was going to catch wild animals to fill his stomach.

This child is so honest.

As for Zhong Su.

Looking at Deng Jiugong kneeling down to admit his mistake, Zhong Su changed his hand and put on the five-color stone bracelet while smiling and speaking to Deng Jiugong from a distance.

“I like to practice, so I practice. You like to play, so go play.

I never ordered you and you never lied to me, so what's wrong with that?

Get up quickly and roast the rabbit. This mountain is quite nourishing. Look how fat this rabbit is. "

(End of this chapter)