My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 63 Breading
Kong Xuan didn't know what Zhong Su was thinking. Seeing Zhong Su in deep thought, he just thought that Zhong Su was shocked by the private behavior of Nuwa.

So he grinned and patted Zhong Su again.

"I wonder if Sudi was frightened by the queen? Don't worry.

The Empress is the Empress. She is not as ignorant as mortals think, nor as noble as ordinary immortals think.

As the saying goes, man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, heaven follows the Tao, and the Tao follows nature.

Even if you ponder the Tao for thousands of years, it is still difficult to understand it and it is not clear. Only people like you and me who have a clear mind in the Tao can have some insights.

So, is Tao prepared for those who only have a Tao heart?

If not, how can people without a heart for Tao get closer to Tao and nature?
We just need to change our perspective.

You see, my friend Su, sages are those who have advanced the furthest on the path of Tao. From this we can see that sages are at least closer to Tao and nature than most people.

Saints can then also be called the visible part of the Tao.

And what is nature? Is it only beautiful scenery and the long-flowing Milky Way that are nature?
of course not.

Naturally, it could also be a pig shitting or a dog farting.

Look, everyone is smooth now. No need to hold back or endure it anymore. Now everyone is doing it naturally.

Therefore, even if the saints were not like this at first, they will gradually become more pure in enlightenment.

That is more natural and closer to the Tao.

So now, the queen is what you see now."

Having said that, as if afraid that Zhong Su would make excessive associations, Kong Xuan frowned and quickly grabbed Zhong Su's hand.

"I didn't say anything about the saint's shit and piss, so don't think about it.

What I mean is that as saints move towards nature step by step, their minds become simpler and more agile. Therefore, saints are not stuck in action, nor are they outside of things. They are independent and are the benchmark and banner worthy of learning for countless practitioners.

It is like the empress is happy and optimistic, free and easy. She is the most elegant woman in the wilderness and a woman that any woman can't help but envy.

Those who are living a hard life hope she will be happy, and those who are living in poverty hope she will be rich.

If she marries a good woman, hope she will be free; if she marries a bad woman, hope she will go with the flow.

In front of those in power, she is more powerful than the world; in front of the suffering, she is like a candle.

Therefore, even if people do not understand the meaning of Tao, as long as they look to the Goddess and live like her, they can be considered to have half a heart of Tao.

This is one of the countless meanings of the existence of saints, who guide people to the truth every day. "

After he finished speaking, Kong Xuan pulled Zhong Su to the side and found a rock to sit on.

After sitting down, he took out two grilled fish from his lapel and gave one to Zhong Suli.

Zhong Su took the grilled fish, took two bites, and frowned in disgust.

"I've been eating fish for the past two years, and even I'm a little tired of it."

"Ha, you look down on my brother's cooking skills, then what do you want to eat?
If you want to eat a dragon, by chance, there is a black man unconscious there. "

"No, Brother Loach had a difficult life in the past, but now he is finally seeing his blessing, so let him enjoy himself more.

I want to eat braised pork. When I return to Zhongshan, I will find someone to raise some pigs and make it myself."

While muttering, Zhong Su licked his lips, stood up and walked towards the old loach.

Seeing Zhong Su move, Kong Xuan also stood up, grabbed the stone that was quite comfortable to sit on, and followed him.

As he walked, Kong Xuan added another sentence.

"You really have to raise it yourself. After all, it's not popular to castrate piglets at that time. You're really cruel.

If the castrated piglets you raise suddenly become intelligent and become monsters...

Just thinking about that scene makes me feel bad for the pigs."

"Uh……"

Zhong Su rolled his eyes at what Kong Xuan said.

"Brother, please don't say these things when you eat. Even if I only eat grass, the grass may become a spirit. If you say that, the magic power of fasting is really useful, but even if I fast, I will still be greedy. Don't you feel greedy too?"

"Of course I would be greedy."

Kong Xuan smiled and nodded.

“So even if the piglet turns into a monster, I will still eat it.

Even if I see the piglet starting to think, I will kill him in advance and not give him the chance to make me laugh with his thoughts.

But you, don’t think that I can’t see that you are particularly protective of intelligent creatures.

This is a good thing, being kind is never a bad thing.

But no matter whether they have intelligence or can communicate, they are all equal, and when it is time to kill them together, there should be no mercy.

Who told them to eat delicious food? "

As they were talking, the two of them had already arrived in front of the old loach and were looking at the huge dragon eye that was slowly opening.

The strange thing is that even though the old loach opened its eyes, it didn't say a word and just stood there motionless.

Seeing Old Loach's look, Zhong Su waved at him.

"Fellow Daoist Loach, are you all right?"

After a long while, Loach still refused to answer.

Seeing this, Kong Xuan went over and patted the loach's mouth.

"What's wrong with these noodles? They look like they've been boiled. Is there a chance that a water creature will become an idiot if they force themselves to transform into a dragon?
Looking at his appearance, if you know that he has just transformed into a dragon, you would think that someone has pulled out his dragon tendons.

Brother Su, can you cure diseases? If not, why don’t you practice on him?”

Kong Xuan teased Zhong Su, and Zhong Su smiled and shook his head in response.

"Brother, we should at least have a conscience."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Su summoned a cloud and let the rain fall on the old loach.

Feeling the clear rain water, the old loach slowly raised his head, looked up at the sky with lifeless eyes, and finally uttered the first words.

"Everything is illusory. All efforts are futile. What's the use of turning into a dragon? It's useless."

As he spoke, he lowered his head and glanced at Zhong Suli and Kong Xuan. Then, he continued to look into the distance with melancholy, as if he hadn't seen them.

"I have longed for a real dragon all my life, and finally I saw the king of real dragons, but Your Majesty said he was gone, and I, the old loach, have realized something.

It's useless, no matter how hard you try, the best you can do is to become like Your Majesty. But even Your Majesty couldn't withstand the inexplicable green light.

Compared to working hard with all my life, it is the same as just lying there. Let me just lie there until I die. Anyway, I will die in the end no matter how hard I work.

Old Loach’s life… has come to an end. This life is so boring…”

As soon as he finished speaking, the old loach turned over, and buried his head in the soil, not even wanting to look at the sun in the sky.

His long belly, which was a lighter shade of ink, swayed on the ground like a cricket pupa, and his four newly grown claws hung limply on his even softer belly.

On the side, looking at Old Loach's behavior, Kong Xuan turned to Zhong Su with a confused look on his face.

"Brother Su, this old loach actually had an epiphany. You know what, what he said makes a lot of sense."

"Brother, don't be ridiculous. This is not enlightenment at all. It's just sad literature that complains without any reason.

As for the real situation, Brother Loach’s worldview suddenly collapsed, and the whole dragon has become emo..."

"Emo? Is it a disease? You know this disease, but do you know how to treat it?"

"Heat oil in a pan until it reaches 70% heat, peel the skin and scales, and coat with breadcrumbs."

"Wait, Sudi, is this really a cure?"

"Of course, this method can cure hunger and satisfy your cravings."

(End of this chapter)