Naruto no moon

()Chapter 100 The legendary hundred chapters are over

The legendary hundred chapters are over, and the Dragon Boat Festival special chapter.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you hear me?Mina? (serious face) This is the will of the universe...

Of course it was a joke.

It's actually me~

Here, it’s not the main text, but a special chapter for the third volume to be able to gather [-] chapters to complete smoothly. Uh, it’s just that the third volume is over, not the end of the book, so you can rest assured...

Next, we want to introduce the characters that will appear in this chapter!

There is no moon in the water, the protagonist of this book is a weak girl with a long black hair and a big o.

Chi Yejun, one of the pre-determined heroines in this book, has red hair and red pupils, has a lively personality, is greedy, is good at fire escape ninjutsu and ninjutsu, and has amazing destructive power and lethality.

Shui Wu Yue Bai, also one of the heroines in this book, is the same as black and straight, but poor-ru, with a gentle personality (natural black).

And abcd...

Ah, the word count is almost [-], so the introduction will soon reach the predetermined word count and then I can post it...

Touye: Hey...does it matter if I say that?Moreover, how can it be so troublesome to make up the word count, just type a word, copy, paste, and paste... Isn't it enough to make up two thousand words?

……good idea! (knock palm)

Tou Ye: Hello!Don't really do this!The book club will kill you!

Tsk, well, you are really willful...

Tou Ye: Who the hell is self-willed!

It's all your fault, I've now forgotten where to start.

Tou Ye felt that she was already exhausted just complaining, but unfortunately, she still had to keep vomiting: Is this my fault?

Well, let's start from where I remember...

Tou Ye: Wouldn't it be over if I did this earlier...

Hey, hey, Mina, can you hear me?Here is the will of the universe...

Touye, Xiaochun, Bai: Didn't you start from scratch!

Cough cough, all right, the teasing is over, let's continue to the topic...

Touye: Are you a ghost? ! !

The girl clapped her hands to attract everyone's attention: "Okay, okay, don't pay attention to this nonsense, let's get to the point." Seeing that everyone was looking over, the girl cleared her throat and said, "This The purpose of the chapter is mainly to summarize the previous parts, and explain everyone’s problems by the way. Well, also, there is no testimonial in this book with 20 words or [-] words. This time, I will solve it all at once. Finally, A little teaser for the next volume, that's all."

He took out a few cards from behind as if by magic, and the girl showed a smile: "Since Cao Cao is here, why don't we just start the question-and-answer session... Hey! Where are you going! Don't run away! I'm talking about you! Jun, bring him back to me!"

After a lot of flirting, Jun Malu walked back to the venue with the author who had finally calmed down after being beaten up by Fatty. <>

The girl kept her smile unchanged, pulled out a card, looked at it and read it out: "This book has been ambiguous, you can ask weakly, is it Lily or married?"

Xiaochun: Lily.

White Lily.

Xiaoxian: A hundred...

Click.

Cold sweat broke out on the heads of several people, they looked at Xiaoxian who was foaming at the mouth with his neck tilted in Jun Ma Lu's hands, and then looked at Jun Ma Lu again.

Shrugging his shoulders helplessly, Jun Malu coldly uttered two words: "Slippery hands."

"Oh..." Several people oh at the same time and then turned their heads back.

It's so pitiful... I mean Kimomaro, it is said that people's bodies will become very heavy after death, do you have to pity him to carry the corpse in his hand until the end?Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Hiko Hatake. Since the author is not (xi) fortunate (wen) array (le) dead (jian) I will be responsible for recording and organizing this situation. I hope everyone can support it... In addition , Security guards, surround this place, don't let the police come in, and deal with the corpses on the ground later, destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces, no one will know.

Xiaoxian: Evil spirits...you are all evil spirits!

The girl casually threw away the card in her hand, and then drew another one: "Will there be other worlds? Like fate, death or something."

Without waiting for anyone else to speak, the girl continued her own words: "I heard that pointless Cao said that up to now he has no intention of intruding, and he probably won't in the future, but after this book is finished There may be a sequel, and it should be Zongman by then, and the protagonist will still be me, of course, it’s just a possibility, not a guarantee~”

Throwing away the card, the girl showed a smile on her face: "That's great. I'm still worried about whether I will lose my job after the book is finished. It seems that I won't."

"But sister, didn't you say it was only possible?"

The smile on the girl's face became strange. She put her hands in front of her body and made a cracking noise. She nonchalantly glanced at the author who was half-slumped on the ground: "Don't worry...he will agree, I promise."

Uh, I feel full of malice...

"Well, the next question... is the author a loli?"

Xiaochun: ...

White:……

Jun Ma Lu: ...

The girl looked indifferent, and casually threw away the card in her hand: "Next question."

"Uh..." A certain Wujie Cao suddenly twitched, and then slowly opened his eyes: "Damn it, I seem to have arrived at Santuchuan just now... What happened..."

So you don't even know how you died?Really... ╮╭

"Uh, why are you staring at me?" The author broke away from Jun Malu's hand, and then looked at everyone with a guilty conscience: "It's okay, I'll go back first..."

"No!" Everyone shouted in unison, and then the girl pulled out a piece of paper from her hand: "You answer this question, what happened a few days ago? Why did you suddenly say that hl tricked you?"

Everyone stared at the poor author with a look of interest, making him sweat all over his face: "Aha, ahaha... This is a long story..."

""Then make a long story short!"""

"...Okay, let me explain to you in the simplest way possible. Xiaoxian, I followed hl to the Chuang... Shikai... room, and then halfway through, hl answered the phone, and then she Then I suddenly put on my clothes and ran back to Dianniang's place, leaving me alone to pay the bill... Cough, do you understand?"

Touye, Xiaochun, Bai:=. =|||

"Your lower limit is indeed the same as your height..."

Resolutely: "Hey! Why do you dare to complain about my height even for a character in your book! Do you want to eat lunch!"

"Actually, I was boasting that your lower limit is the same as your height, both have infinite possibilities! (No wonder)"

"Hey? Is it true?"

I actually believed it!Is this guy an idiot!

Probably because she noticed my gaze, Miss Tou Ye showed me a "you know" smile, and then immediately became impatient when she turned to the author: "Hey, don't be cute anymore, even if you are cute, give this book Books don’t add much meaning.”

"W-what? In other words, there will still be growth! Yes!"

"Yeah, it's about 5.00% to be cute once."

"Oh oh oh! So many!"

"It's just negative."

"Wow ah ah ah ah..."

Ah, the author has been hit again to the point where he can't recover. If so, what should we do with this show?

Xiaochun suddenly walked over with a cold smile, and then... kicked the author fungus over!And stepped on his chest: "Ah, I was really taken care of in the first few chapters. I actually fought my brother to the death. What's going on with this bloody plot? Don't you know that brother-sister killing is not the mainstream anymore? Are you faint?"

"Oh! You said this, this, this... There is a reason for this! You relax, let go of your feet and let me explain to you slowly!"

"……you say."

After Xiaochun moved his foot away, the author Jun jumped up immediately, then turned his head and wanted to run, but Jun Malu carried him back again like a chicken, and knelt decisively in front of the blackened Xiaochun.

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry..."

Kicking over the author Zun again, Xiaochun had a broken smile on his face, this time he didn't step on his chest, but directly stomped his head into the floor: "Yami, Xia , and Luo Kong and the others wanted me to say hello to you, and Brother Yan, who is in hell, sent you a congratulatory message and an invitation letter..."

"boom!!!"

After the explosion, Xiaochun snorted coldly and turned her head to leave, but a scorched black charcoal that could barely make out a human figure suddenly hugged her feet: "Please... please be sure..."

"?"

"...one more time!"

"……as you wish."

"boom!!!"

Tou Ye put his hand on his forehead helplessly, looked at the author who had been completely reduced to ashes, and said, "Xiaochun, you are too anxious, our show is not over yet..."

"Don't worry, idiots won't die. That guy has probably returned to the third dimension and is sitting in front of the computer." Xiaochun waved his hand indifferently, expressing that he doesn't care.

"Ah, although I said it's not finished, I've said almost everything I need to say so far. Is there anything interesting to say?" Bai sat quietly on the side, scratching his hair at this moment, with a confused expression appearance.

Speaking of which, Bai's sense of presence is really low recently, although Jun Malu and Qiu Shuijiu are still with her...

【…】←Asakawa Ya, who has been completely forgotten.

At this time, a line suddenly appeared in my notebook: [Since you have no interesting topic, let me mention one!Why don't we just talk about Xiaochun and Bai's chest problem? 】

Author, you are definitely trying to die!

I was silent for a while, and then decisively handed the notebook to Bai.

There was a smile on Bai's face as usual, but I suddenly felt very dangerous, so I couldn't help but took a few steps back. On the other side, except for Xiao Chun who also emitted a lot of black air, everyone else was sweating. He took a few steps back, staying away from the two of them as much as possible, and shrunk his body as much as possible to avoid being noticed.

ah!my notebook!Torn off in vain...

Then a few lines of faintly glowing characters suddenly appeared in the air, still the dead author bacteria...

[What are you afraid of? I'm just mocking their breasts as washboards, can't they?I don’t believe that they can suddenly appear in the three-dimensional dimension and press my head to the button. 50 kl——Times Square]

Crowd: ...

I:……

Cough, since the author has been attacked by unknown people, this event can only end here... (pushing glasses)

Oh, I seem to have forgotten something.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival, eat rice dumplings. (pushes glasses)