the last witcher

After the last snow fell in [-] and separated from the original Fengshui partner Mr. Liu, Taoyuan Fengshuixuan, which I co-operated with Lao Cao, closed down.It’s not that the management is poor, there is no way to lose money in our business, but some unspoken rules force us to close the door. When the wooden bronzing plaque of Taoyuan Fengshuixuan was taken off the door frame, my heart was like a knife, and I cried Such as diabetes insipidus.

The plaque of Taoyuan Fengshuixuan contains too many stories, too many stories about me personally, about Brother Cao, and many folk artisans. The generation of The Last Exorcist.

Let’s not talk about it, let’s talk about why our shop was blocked by others. The incident dates back to more than a month ago...

I will try to make a long story short, but it is a long story. My name is Jia Shu, and I am from Xiangping City, Liaoning Province. I am 31 years old when I write this article. The cause of the incident is very simple. There are many incidents of ghosts beating the wall in Qingnian Lake Park in this city. , Say it's not big, say it's small, but the impact is quite bad.The last time was when a girl on the third floor of the New Century Mall encountered a ghost hitting the wall, and then she circled herself into the lake to drown herself, but was rescued by passers-by and fell ill.

This is not a problem at all, but the man who took care of this girl is an iron mine owner in the local area, which is what Xiaoshenyang calls money, so he came and asked about our shop.So, the man who opened the mine led that girl, that is, her mistress or nin-law, and drove the Land Rover to kill her.

At first, I thought it was a father-daughter relationship. The man is at least five Zhangs younger. He may be well-maintained, and he looks about forty years old; She was in her early twenties, but because of her heavy makeup, it concealed her true age.

This girl reminded me of a passage, "Some women are really magnificent, and they carry fixed assets with them. The investment is small, the effect is quick, and the legs can be hundreds of dollars. It is comfortable and practical, and the goods are still there after they are sold. Wash them Wash it and then sell it, it won’t hurt if you use it repeatedly. The skin doesn’t break or the flesh doesn’t break, and it’s all about length and thickness. It’s also the front and the back, and it won’t break after thousands of times of wear. As long as the pants are pulled up, who dare say I’m not decent.” Knowing how the parents of this group of girls educated them, it must not be something that broke out from monsters.

To be honest, I really don't want to accept this order. The secondary reason is that I look down on these two people - an old and unscrupulous leader and a stinky and shameless one who come to my shop to pretend to be uncles. I really don't want to see such a person.The main reason is that I have a hunch that this incident will be detrimental to the future development of Taoyuan Fengshuixuan.

The problem is that this man is an iron mine, which is not bad for money.A few packs of Grandpa Mao "slapped" on the coffee table, and Brother Cao was fainted at that time, so he accepted this unlucky order.It's no wonder Brother Cao, after all, people are poor, short-minded, thin, and long-haired. A man with money is hard to be a man without money!

Next, let’s talk about ghosts hitting the wall. To put it bluntly, there are only two situations:

The first is that the soul of some people failed to ascend to heaven due to various reasons after death. It may be because of regret, resentment, or nostalgia. In short, when the soul that did not ascend to heaven wandered in a certain place, An unhealthy magnetic field is generated, which causes the magnetic field of people passing by to be disturbed, so passers-by can only draw circles in place;

The second is that some spiritual stuff is playing tricks on people. This kind of solution is better. It can be done in one piss, but you have to urinate while walking. This is a technical job, and it must be the kind of body that defies the wind. , As for those people with poor kidney function who have a shoe in the wind, forget it.

Speaking of this, female compatriots should be upset, you guys are easy to handle, once you take off your pants, it’s ok, what about us girls?Don't worry, your magic weapon is even better, a sanitary napkin can be slapped on the girl's head, and it will make you shudder, and at least it can consume those years of cultivation. Of course, if you really don't catch up with your relatives. A few days later, that was the last sentence of Guo Degang's opening poem:

Law-abiding and sad, strong beams sing every night,

Riding a horse and mule at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and justice.

Bridges are repaired, roads are repaired, eyes are blinded, murders and arson are many,

I went to the Western Paradise and asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said: I am the same!

Since Lao Cao had to drive a taxi at night, we had to go to Qingnian Lake in the afternoon. After some investigation, we found that the ghosts hitting the wall in Qingnian Lake belonged to the second situation.

At that time, Qingnian Lake was divided into left and right sections by a stone dam, and there was something in the lake to the north. Why do you say that?People's compass is shaking from side to side. You are looking at the pointer of Lao Cao's gossip compass. You are about to hang yourself. The front end points to the ground and the back end points to the sky, and the pointer hangs there motionless. ?

The Chinese people of the Yanhuang clan are not good at this point, they like to join in the fun, since Lao Cao Yi showed his gossip compass, it's good~~~home~~~ guys!There were too many people around, so I was surprised. Cat winter, who is not at home in winter, dared to come to the little master to watch the fun. Is it because I confiscated the tickets?However, I was not used to the problems of this group of people, so I took out three purification charms, spontaneously ignited without fire, and then threw them into the Lake of Youth.

After a short time, the lake surface started to bubble up, "Googling, bubbling". What's the matter, the spectators didn't run away, and started to take pictures. After a few minutes, the lake calmed down again. I knew that Dongdong had run away, so I took Lao Cao home after work, and each went to find his own mother, each to eat his own food.

Unexpectedly, three days later, the two of us were taken in for a lecture. In short, we were given three choices, either to go in, close the door, or leave the city.Why do these words sound so familiar to me? After thinking about it carefully, I wipe it. Isn’t this the famous saying of the bus driver in the first season of "Love Apartment", "Either insert coins, or swipe the card, or get out." It's exactly the same, "I don't have money to pretend to be a Matrix."

Well, I'm not a hacker, I'm just a talisman Zhuyou teacher, Lao Cao is not as good as me, at least I'm a talisman master plus Zhuyou teacher, and I'm a Feng Shui master, and we both have old ones, Lao Cao also There are small ones, it is absolutely impossible to go in, and relatives and friends are all in the local area, so it is impossible to get out, so it can only be closed down.It's thanks to Brother Shan who found someone to clear it for us, otherwise it would be a danger to public safety, with fines, entry, and closing of the door.

At this moment, I was standing at the door looking at the plaque that I had just taken off, feeling mixed feelings. Brother Shan got out of nowhere and patted me on the shoulder, "Everything happens because of cause and effect, look away."

Just when I was about to thank Brother Shan, the fourth aunt's voice came from behind me again, "Why are you so sad? This is like playing mahjong. If there are flowers blooming on Haidilao's moon bar, the beard will grow even bigger." "These four aunts must have played a lot of mahjong recently, there is such a metaphor.

"It's good this time. The rent I saved is enough to buy me a lot of wine." My uncle once heard the news of that dead bull's nose. I dare to feel that my shop has been closed down. You are quite happy Come on, you dirty old man.

"Master, please come inside, please come inside!" Needless to say, Brother Cao's master Huang Daxian must have come.

Hey, let me go, what's the matter today, the only thing missing is that Po Meng, the flower picking fairy, didn't come.As I was thinking about it, I felt as soon as someone hugged my head, I immediately passed by. Not only did I pass by, but my thick bottle-bottomed eyes were pulled away.

I felt a lot of white flowers in front of me, and I arched my face, it was soft, and it meowed!Two big "suckling pigs" of 36.d, just when I was immersed in happiness, I don't know which mobile phone rang , the ringtone is actually "Hee Shua Shua, Hee Shua Shua, Hee Shua Shua..."

to be continued