the last witcher

part:?

"Jia Shu, what should we do?" Lao Cao wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to me in a panic.I took out my phone and looked at it. The number displayed was 21.01 minutes Beijing time. "Surround them!" I imitated Lan Bo's classic lines in "First Blood" and shouted to Brother Cao. "I'm a second Olympic." The always prudent Lao Cao unexpectedly swears, it seems that this time he is really in a hurry. "Just the two of us? Surrounded by 10 people? Are you not crazy?" Lao Cao asked me tangled, I smiled at Lao Cao, "It's not human, it's undead, okay!" I still have time for Lao Cao Explaining, and then looking at the hundreds of thousands of dead souls in front of me, I grabbed Lao Cao's arm, "Get ready to rush." ​​"I'm not ready yet." Brother Cao shouted, "Go!"

part:?

Just after 17 o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Cao and I accompanied the fourth aunt's family and had a sumptuous dinner together. During the dinner, the fourth aunt did not mention what happened in the morning, but kept adding food and vegetables for the two of us .After all, it was the first time for Lao Cao to be a guest at the fourth aunt's house, and he seemed a little cautious. Brother Cao, who had a big appetite, pretended to be full after picking up a few chopsticks.

"Whoever is hungry will know!" I imitated Hu Yifei's accent and teased Brother Cao in a low voice.Maybe it was because I mentioned the pain, Lao Cao's big round face turned red, "You have played tricks again, Jia Shu." The fourth aunt shook her head helplessly, "Cao Layman, you don't need to come here. Be polite, just like going to your own home." After finishing speaking, the fourth aunt picked up Lao Cao's rice bowl and went out to fill another full bowl of rice for Brother Cao. "Thank you Fourth Aunt, thank you Fourth Aunt." Brother Cao took the job and thanked him repeatedly.Brother Cao's way of doing things is in stark contrast to my style of not sticking to small details and completely treating Sigu as my own. To put it in today's words, it is "thick-skinned, eat enough, thin-skinned, can't eat, oh yeah! "

After Brother Cao finished the bowl of rice again, I went out and filled a bowl full for Ya. After I finished eating, I saw Brother Cao took out a cigarette. After asking around, I saw that no one wanted it, so I One was lit.This is Lao Cao’s problem and habit. Every time he is full, he has to light a cigarette. There seems to be a saying, "A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god; a cigarette after a meal is ready to go to heaven." Not to mention Lao Cao, I basically need to drink water, tea, or soft drinks when I eat, otherwise I won’t be able to eat. This is the main reason why I like to eat Lanzhou noodles, because I can eat and drink while eating.Therefore, when I say that Lao Cao has problems with eating, it's nothing more than laughing at fifty steps.

After the meal, except for the fourth aunt, other family members of the fourth aunt left with various reasons, and there were only three of us left in the room. The fourth aunt made a pot of fragrant tea slowly, and then brought it to the table , I poured a cup for each of us, I sniffed it, "It's delicious Pu'er tea, do you have any more? If you have more, send me some before leaving." This is definitely my style, even eating and taking Adding to the disaster, the fourth aunt gave me a white look, "This is the best Pu-erh tea this year. One of my customers only gave me two taels in total. I didn't even want to drink it myself. It's because you guys came that I brewed it." Half of it came out, you just drank it, and you still miss the rest of me, hey!" The fourth aunt didn't say the following words, even though she didn't say it, I can guess that it should be the end of the day, why should I take it away? You are such an apprentice. "How do you know it's Pu'er tea?" Brother Cao asked me curiously, "I'm a dog with a very good nose!" I teased Brother Cao and said, "No wonder." Brother Cao actually believed it, "Okay, okay , Jia Shu, stop bullying honest people, let's talk about how to deal with the morning's affairs at night." The fourth aunt was afraid that I would continue to be poor, so she interrupted me and was going to discuss business with the two of us.

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"The weather is nice today." I looked at the snow outside the shop and said to Brother Cao. "It's so cold. I don't know which group of people have blackmailed our store's heating bills. On this cold day, the heating is mild and not hot at all. Don't you feel cold?" Cao Gotte depressed Said. "How much I look forward to the sunny day, the grass grows and the warbler flies, find a cousin, and stay together and fly together." I am definitely a wet person, it is easy to sing a song, but it is difficult to sing a quilt, but I can express it well, I am proud.

"You can pull it down, I'm so close to the cat that I can't come out of the bed, you still have the mood to stay and fly together." Brother Cao responded to me incomprehensibly, "What time is it?" I asked Brother Cao, "It's 10 minutes away. Minute 08:30, what's the matter?" Brother Cao obviously couldn't keep up with my leaping way of thinking, "Oh, it's time for us to have morning tea." I rubbed my fat belly and said to Brother Cao. "Brother, can you stop being so talkative, just go out and drink a bowl of tofu nao, eat a few fried dough sticks, and have morning tea. Remember to add a spoonful of marinade to my bowl of tofu nao, I have a heavy mouth." Brother Cao is very vulgar Respond to me. "This is your fault. Have you watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan"?" "I watched a few episodes and watched it with your sister-in-law. What's wrong?" Brother Cao asked puzzledly, "What are you doing, what are you talking about?" Say, we have to have style, understand?" I promptly corrected Brother Cao's misconception, "Then you give me Fan'er." Brother Cao pinched me with his big eyelids, "That's called show, no Call Fan Er." I continued to correct, "Okay, let's start." Brother Cao lit a cigarette, ready to listen to me continue to be poor.

"If I'm good at showing off, you can treat me to breakfast." I never do business that loses money, and I'll start after I've settled the terms first. "No problem, let's show off!" Brother Cao blew out a smoke ring and motioned for me to start. "The weather has been getting colder and colder recently. I thought Mr. Heating could bring some warmth to the widow, but I thought he was an unworthy master. I thought that Mr. Electric Stove had served the widow for many years. Although he seemed honest and not so decent, Sometimes you have to beware of electric shock, but it didn’t cause any trouble for the widow. Generally speaking, it’s safe and sound. If Mr. Heating can have the spirit of Mr. Electric Stove, I’m sure the two of us must have a very good winter Okay." "Pfft..." I was about to continue talking, but the tea that Brother Cao just drank was sprayed out, "Here's the money." Brother Cao quickly took out ten yuan from his pocket, and directly surrendered.

"You should really travel back to the Qing Dynasty, you are too inferior to stay here now." Brother Cao threw himself into my admiration. "How can it be done? When I touch the switch, it clicks and I go to the Qing Dynasty. I open my eyes and see that I am in a luxurious house with countless gold, silver and jewels around me. Thinking about it carefully, I seem to be the emperor." The important ministers around me are rich and wealthy. Just when I was proud, an eunuch suddenly issued an order announcing me to enter the palace. I asked in a low voice what was the matter. Injustice." I continued to tease Brother Cao, "Haha, you have to come for a while, and I will pay for lunch." Brother Cao underestimated my strength too much, so I opened my mouth and said, "Touch the switch again, click, and I will go over again I realized that I had turned into a burly man, wearing an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, obviously very high-ranking, standing in the main hall of the palace, eunuchs, maids, and even the emperor wearing a dragon robe in front of me were all respectful to him. Presumably it must be A generation of famous ministers, who used their own hands and feet to expel the Tartars, the Han dynasty can be expected! While thinking, the emperor in front of him said: I have nothing to do these days, and I have trained more than a dozen young eunuchs to practice Buku. If Ao Shaobao is interested, you might as well give them some advice? Well, I have not traveled in vain, and I have seen what Wei Xiaobao and Lord Kangxi look like.” After speaking, I stretched out my hand to Brother Cao, who was helpless He took out another "Green Frog" (50 yuan) and handed it to me, "Why don't I have another session, and you can take care of dinner?" I continued to tease Brother Cao, "Come on, last night You only earned less than [-] yuan from all the rides, and you won [-] in this short period of time, you are definitely robbing." Brother Cao looked at the money in my hand distressedly, and said tangled. "I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. It's not bad for me. Who told you not to believe in my strength?" I proudly said to Brother Cao, "Don't be poor, it's almost nine o'clock, if you don't buy it, people will close the stall soon Brother Cao glanced at the time on the phone, and urged me to hurry to buy food, "Decree!" Just as I was about to go out, the phone rang suddenly.

to be continued